Split was great

>>78871417
Because its a just a mediocre movie with good premise. People overrate it too much because compared to other Shnymalanaldaladong's flicks its good.

>Women are completely worthless
>To stop a powerful beast you just gotta be an emo

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ᶦ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ

>>78871454
not really, he already came out with a solid movie before this with the visit, and now based shymalan is back to pure kino

They really botched that end reveal of Willis.

Hack

>>78871676

>18 year old girl comments on a minor event from 15 years ago

It's been awhile since I've watched unbreakable but I don't remember Mr Glass doing anything heinous enough to get city-wide multi-year coverage which would have an 18 year old girl remember or care about something that happened when she was 3.

>>78871482
> women are completely worthless

Based shamalalamamamamdong with his realistic portrayal of women

where did she get those scars all of a sudden

>>78871417
Because ironic meme disscusion becomes really boring after few posts

>>78871746
I get what you mean, but Glass masterminded a bunch of really brutal terrorist attacks.

Americans still talk about 9/11 and it was just one.
It doesn't seem implausible that they'd be talking about a guy who did a few, and was way more interesting.

>>78871795
Emotionally damaged bitches usually cut themselves, you didn't know that? Shamalan was obviously implying thst her uncle regularly rapes her

>>78871777

The final straw that broke the last bit of patience I had was when the therapist could WRITE the magic word on the paper but couldn't say it while she very, very slowly got crushed to death

At that point I was just saying to myself "Fuck this. These women are worthless. They might as well be fucking mannequins at this point"

how did shampoo create a better capeshit villain than in any marveltrash flick?

>>78871842
By someone with superhuman strength

>tfw Shamalayaynadaddayanbuadan makes better capeshit that Marvel and DDcucks combined
Punished Tweest is back baby

>>78871417
>watch james mcavoy act like ace ventura on meth for two fucking hours in a mediocre kidnapping plot set in one location

no

>>78871777
>I have never touched a vagina.

>>78871914
Zod was a great villain, as was redskull, but yeah, he the horde's a few tiers above the both of them

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>>78871417
Is he, dare I say it, back?

It was a solid thriller/horror

>>78871924
I believe its just him shitposting here anyway.
I have about as much respect for Split as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it. I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the reddit memes that comprise Spit. It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb.

>>78871842
Try to say a name when you're getting your ribs crushed to death, faggot

>>78871924
Are you mentally handicapped?

ect.?

>>78872002
this has to be pasta nobody is this pathetic r-right

TELL ME /tv/

IS THIS KINO OR NOT

>>78872084
This is M Night kino

>>78872084
it is unironically a good movie

>>78872002
This. I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my theater seat for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.

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I want a cute Anya gf to play uncle bear with!

>>78872111
I really don't think McAvoy would do reddit stuff. This seems a bit like his movie Filth, just more like capeshit right? That movie is full 4chan desu

>>78871454
FPBP

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>>78872124
Why are her eyes so far apart?

>>78871968
> if I delude myself into believing that women are not incredibly weak I will get laid, m'lady

>>78872026
the movie doesn't appeal to me, no

>>78871537
>The Visit
>solid

Kys

>>78872164
to help spot predators

>>78872084
Watch unbreakable before you watch it. This is crucial, overall great thriller, but of you're a fan of unbreakable this movie will be god tier for you

>>78872147
>wouldn't do reddit stuff
>stars in 3 of the worst x-men movies
>starred in Wanted

McAvoy takes roles that give him money just as much as he does roles that interest him.

>>78872147
>That movie is full 4chan desu

t. reddit

- McAvoy goes full retard and it's amazing
- ATJ is a qt
- that other girl had amazing butt
- final 25 minutes were legitimately creepy as fuck without turning into cheese (I was afraid they'd actually turn the guy into some CGI retardation)
- Dennis did nothing wrong
- pedo flashbacks wtf

Great movie

>>78872263
Pedo flashbacks were kino af, pham

>>78871746
>but I don't remember Mr Glass doing anything heinous enough to get city-wide multi-year coverage
Please tell me you're joking.

>>78872470
It isn't puffed up in the movie as much as, say 9/11 is, in real life, so it doesn't connect at the end of Split. Especially not the way it was delivered.

Not sure if this movie is pro- or anti- tranny propaganda. It does claim that lel gender is a belief, on the other hand it only claims that split personalities grow from abuse

>>78872217
>3 of the worst x-men movies
kill yourself, First class, dofp were the best of the x-men

The movie was really just meh.
Some scenes which were supposed to be dramatic/serious just made me laugh my ass off.

>it's yet ANOTHER split personality movie
Do these fucks even realize how small the population of people with split personalities is?

>>78872690
Name 5 more that came out in the last 5 years, go!

>>78872740
First you name 1488 movies that DIDN'T feature it

>>78871996
>2019
>Unbreakable/Split 2 Releases
>Box Office Smash
>99% on Rotten Tomatoes
>/tv/ is in a fucking frenzy

Screencap this because it's gonna happen

how many of you faggot saw Unbreakable in theaters?

McAvoy to compete for an oscar next year?

>/tv/
>going to the cinema

Make a thread when there's a release to download.

The beginning and ending were good, but that's it; the middle was just fruitless exposition. And that's only on the story front, the directing stopped being unique and interesting after the doctor showed up.


1/4 stars. Nothing special/Didn't work for me. Watch it with people who don't know what a good movie is and they'll think it's deep.

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>>78872974
I watched the TS, suck my dick. Will probably rewatch for Anya's flopping tits when better quality comes out

>>78872195

unbreakable was complete garbage compared to this. I tried watching that shit movie 5 times and it's just too boring

>>78873021
I also forgot that the plebs will watch cams anyway.

>>78872537
He did lots of shit (the train crash & plane explosion alone killed hundreds). Besides, it only shows us a couple flashbacks. When David's looking around the room at the end, there's blueprints, bombs & all kinds of paper clippings & shit.

Glass was busy.

I enjoyed watching it with you /tv/

＼(^ω^＼)

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>>78873024
>Considered best superhero movie ever, esp in the "real world" hero realm
>Garbage

Check out this faggot.

>>78873024
It really wasn't, you just have adhd and can't appreciate good movies

>>78871833

Would you start a years-long rape routine of a child if you knew she would end up ATJ?

> in b4 win win

>>78873085
I know all of that, I'm just saying it doesn't connect as a movie moment.

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>>78873148
I don't know, man.

>>78871746
HE KILLED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE

Just came to say I talked to Haley lu Richardson for 30 minutes at Sundance yesterday waiting in line. Didn't realize who she was :)

>>78872002
>I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers
Spotted the redditor. And I haven't even watched the film.

>>78873139
>>78873140

ok geniuses, tell me EXACTLY what makes it a good movie. What the hell is it even about?
"oh im so sad my bones break and his dont. .. - 2 hours later - im still sad"

>>78871417
A film where a mentally unstable tranny kills and eats 2 girls and his therapist... then spares the third girl because he realizes she has been abused before.

Then he gets away and runs free in the end.

Then they have unbreakable in the end. Give me a break.

M Night has not done a good movie since Signs.

>>78873375
> can't recognize a pasta that's half a decade old
> has the nerve to call someone else a redditor

>>78873185
Apparently in the original script there were more mentions of Glass & David still at it in Philly bit he took them out to not detract from the main story.

>>78871746
Mr Glass made that train wreck happen. Blow up an airplane, set fire a hotel and I don't remember what more. If you get coverage about a terrorist that did all this things, you will remember the actions.

>>78873382
And to top it all off, the film tries to make us feel sympathetic to split personality disorders. Even though he becomes a psychotic cannibal.

>>78871795
She has been suffering from molestation from her uncle, that is why she is the most level headed during all the shit going on and knew things only victims of child molesters would know.

Is it true he actually eats the girls

>>78871914
Unbreakable is still the best superhero movie ever.

The shot on Dunn lasted a few seconds too long. People who know will be like "YEAH WE GET IT" and normies will be confused as to who this is.

>>78873499
two of em yeah

>tfw Split raises Unbreakable since a lot of the more subtle foreshadowing in Unbreakable finally comes together

>>78871417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W56p3AZEFPY
Because Split isn't the most creative and fun thriller of the last 10 years.

>>78873549
You don't understand how important the 15 seconds of the unbreakable ost playing was

>>78873411

it's a story about self discovery and has a beautiful message: We can become whatever we want to become.

>>78873654
Stop shilling

>>78871512
>ᶦ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ
how do you make the text small wtf

What is the tweeeeeeeest this time?

He was just pretending?

Aliens?

Mold in the morning coffee?

Possesed by multiple ghosts?

>>78873820
The twist is this is a sequel

>>78871537
The visit is shit and only worth your time if you start making fun of it since the begining

>>78873820
That there's going to be unbreakable 2

>>78873736
Just like all the tranny faggots killing themselves and dying of aids

McAvoy was great and the lead girl was qt
Anyone else disappointed that it wasn't R? Since it was PG-13 my theater was packed with teenagers that laughed at literally everything McAvoy did, especially as Hedwig. Really ruined the experience.

>>78873974
>tfw you'll never see Patricia naked jerking herself off

>>78873733
Somebody link that shit! I know one of you fags recorded it.

>>78871417
I've watched Unbreakable yesterday and it was absolute garbage. Even at his best, shamaladingdong is still a talentless ideas man.

>>78874182
Based anon is based

>>78871417
REEEEJOIICE

>>78874822
Check this out

>>78874872
Scamalon trying so hard to relive the times he made good movies.

He's so shit now he can't even make a decent unbreakable sequel.

Because it stars a group of teen girls

I never like films that star a group of teen girls so why bother

>>78875106
They're all portrayed as weak and useless and mostly just there for decoration. The movie is an origin story for "the horde" , james mcavoy's character

>>78875178
Sure, but McAvoy is not the main character, it's just the villain the main characters have to face, right?

If he was the main dude I'd have seen it already, but what I don't want to see is a bunch of teen girls wandering around looking confused and screaming at random things; it's why I hated Don't Breathe because it ended up doing the same exact thing no matter how good the 'villain' was

>>78875260
Nope, he has a shit ton of screen time. The first two chicks get locked away in different rooms for most of the movie while anya has to interact with a bunch of mcavoy's characters, that's pretty much all she's there for. That and her titties

>>78874872
Holy shit.

>>78872644
>those being better than 2.

Massive pleb, first class is the 3rd best x-men film at best.

>>78875488
DoFP is the best X-Men movie, and maybe 3rd best capeshit movie

>>78875541
> muh epic kwicksilva xD

>>78875734
Nah
>McAvoy and Fassbender acting
>More drama, emotions, good score
>No "one main big" villain

>>78871417
/tv/ doesn't talk about movies until the torrents drop.

>>78871417
Just give it to me doc, what ebin twist did Shyamalan elaborate this time around?

>>78875919
MC=Bruce Willis
One of his personalities is the main character of Unbreakable.

>>78872025
ya beacause he rushed her form behind she didnt see him there didnt reach for a knife didnt wait for him to grab her didnt have 15 seconds of him breathing like a dog so ya she had no time

>>78875888
J law is trash and trips confirm
Imo i'd put it somewhere in the top 5

>>78871417
>I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT
Seriously? I know he calls himself the beast but cmon

>>78875949
>>78875945
So McAvoy is actually Mr. Glass? What the fuck?

>>78876142
One of his personalities ( won't spoil) made him produce more melanin.

>>78872167
>im am the supreme edgelord of all the internets

>>78876167
kek bullshit twist
Go ahead and spoil it to me I don't give a shit, is it the beast one or what

>>78876142
He's trolling you senpai. The tweest is dimply that the movie happened in the same universe as Unbreakable

Hedwig is /ourguy/

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>look for rip online
>see Split 2016
>figure its a typo
>start watching it
>half way through realize I'm watching some shitty bowling film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg_e9Hr3dxE

best scene

>>78871746

To be fair, she didn't look like she was that young. The woman who made the comment, that is.

She'd totally remember that person.

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>the dance scene

fucking kino

>>78876225
one of his personalities was a "girl" who neded insulin cause of diabetes

>>78871417
>>78871537

already done in Identity (2003)

My only problem with the movie is that Anya's character did fucking nothing in entire movie. She failed at everything from start to finish and in the end Da Beast just lets her go because pedo victims solidarity?

>>78871537
The visit was not "solid" It was annoying from start to finish with a twist I guessed right away

>>78876651
Identity and Split are completely different.

I really enjoyed it. Don't get how it connected to Unbreakable though.

>>78876651
Identity is in his head. This isn't.

>>78876853
The Beast, the lady personality and Dennis were obsessed with the concept of "weak" people who have not suffered being the elite and pure. Hence why they kidnapped the two bitches, with the main girl being around for the ride.

She obviously had suffered, so he let her go. Not at all an asspull.

>>78876972
Nobody answer this guy. Let him wonder.

Does anyone remember the moment in the movie adaptation where the protagonist literally tells his brother who just came up with a split personality type movie that they're unoriginal and cliché?

>>78873379
Literally not even his motive.

>>78872263

>pedo flashbacks

I remember saying out loud to my brother "that's fucking disgusting" when it happened. I'm normally desenitized to that kind of shit but it came out of left field for me and I didn't see it coming.

On the other hand neither did she I bet

Name of Movie is ... ?

>>78872829

I keep meaning to see Unbreakable but tell me this...

If Split was anything like UB then how do you keep that momentum going for a third film? How does one keep it fresh and interesting? I can see it all going downhill for a lot of reasons if this shit ain't on point.

>>78880711
Split is the villian origin story done right
Unbreakable is the hero origin story done right
In the third movie they clash

Based MNight

>>78876991

>Along for the ride

I was under the impression it was the intention to eat her too since the horde refered to them all as "sacred food" and he apparently didn't know of the pain she suffered.

If the targets were the two bitches only it makes a lot more sense considering Hedwig (or Patricia?) said they had been watching them for awhile in which case how did he not see Uncle Barry taking Casey to pound town every night.

>>78881002
It was only his intention to eat her once she was kidnapped.
The Horde mentions earlier that it had been stalking her friends for a while.

>>78880841

Well I would like to hope so, but that is what I am asking. What can keep this from devolving into any other capeshit clash between hero and villain. It is so easy to fuck this up.

>>78871417
can anybody recommend some /comfyasfuck/ thrillers

>finaly original movie that's not adaptation and not really a sequel (c'mon that last scene was just cute not riding on franchise)
>it's decent/good

>tv still complains

better watch some bvs or captain americe KINO armite guys

>>78881002
>>78881057
He chomps off a bit from her leg, obviously he intended to eat her

>>78872124
ayy

>>78873379
missing the point so much

>>78871417

Because you fuckers spoiled the twist already. Thanks again faggots.

>>78873499
yep

>>78882374
there is no twist really though

>>78871454
>mediocre
>good
>overrate
>flicks

Just buzzword me the fuck out Batman

WHATS THE TWIST?

>>78882465

It's set in the same universe as Unbreakable, Bruce Willis is going to hunt him down

>>78882489
Bruce Willis disguised as one of the girls.

>>78882465
The only kind of twist in the movie is that Horde lived under a zoo (or what it some sort of animal facility, I don't fucking know) which explains how The Beast came to be

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Who else clapped at the ending?

>>78878353
>it came out of left field for me and I didn't see it coming.

The cool thing about the film was they hinted that she was abused up until the point it was revealed.
Like her not wanting to go home or telling the one girl to pee on herself.

>>78871417

I also think it is overhyped. It is average at best. Good interesting story but the payoff wasn't that great. I'd say Lady In A Water was a better movie than Split. And I liked Lady In A Water even though most people hated it.

>>78880165
Unsplitable

>>78871417
The ending sequence was genuine kino

>>78882882
how did it end?

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>made a thread two days ago about how shit it is
>everyone agrees with me
>now /tv/ this praising this horrendous borefest dumb shit of a movie
what happened?

>>78883162
>threads presenting a particular opinion attract people who agree with it

Who'da thunk?

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>>78883162
Nobody likes you, faggot. Never post in this thread again

>>78882991
disregarding the stupid unbroken cameo the main character is looking into two mirrors speaking with his multiple personalities

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>>78882882
>>78882991
>turns really mad (pic related)
>I see you too have sufferred, you too cut yourself
>it's like the freak 15 years ago!!
>nametag willis
ending was the worst part

>>78883197
I thought it mainly attracts people that disagree with it so they can le internet debate

>>78883321
>I thought it mainly attracts people that disagree with it so they can le internet debate

That does happen, but more often than not people just like to validate their opinions by agreeing with people who will agree back.

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>>78876371
>half way

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>>78876371

Turns out there were a lot of movies with this title in 2016.

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>just came from cinema watching this
>normies laughing at that gay designer persona
>normies laughing at that 9 year old persona
I guess that's how they cope with unsettling scenes

>>78885373
Interesting. I just came home from the movie, too, and people were laughing at those scenes also. I almost did but caught myself. I remember people not laughing near the end when he's talking to himself in a mirror.

>>78885634
gags?

Want to play animals, /tv/?

It's our game!

>>78885373
He was saying funny shit that kids say.

That persona was innocent.

>>78871417
what DC flick is this?

>>78873816
<blockquote>it's easy</blockquote>

K-pax was better

>>78882464
the only one of these that is a buzzword is flicks dummy.

>>78876457
hehe this scene was gud

>its the cancerous faggots who go see the movie then spoil the ending and spam it everywhere to ruin it for everyone thread

okay? kill yourself cancer.

>>78871417
The characters were undeveloped and the ending sucked.

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>>78871924
Capped, thank you.

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>Go on google maps to find the building that he used to hide the girls
>It exists
>Go to its website
>Every employee looks like a potential serial killer
Now I know where Shymalamadingdong gets his ideas from