Why can't the Pope be THIS fucking alpha irl?

>>78869082
Because there is a difference between fantasy and reality anon

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>>78869082
You mean ... "Literally"?

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>>78869108
Don't push your super realism around here. This is 4chan, anon. What do ya expect???

>>78869082

But the current Pope is totally alpha. Forgiving the gays and making peace and he don't give a shit.

>>78869082
Because they tend to be old, shriveled assed men with an already established sexual deviancy. Kinda like how it will be for most of the people here on 4chan.

>>78869108
tell that to religious people

>>78869201
He's a leftist pandering cuckold

I consider myself a liberal but the Catholic Church stands for nothing anymore

>>78869082
Beacause the Pope doesn't rely on a stupidly convoluted master plan to achieve his goals in Italy

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>irl pope turns into a complete cuck
>a show about a badass pope is on air
>pedophilia legal in a decade

What a deal.

>>78869201
being gay is not a sin tho
acting on your gay instincts is

>>78869201
Reform is the first nail in the coffin.

Look at religion in the reformed Catholic nations today. England, Germany, Sweden - they're all highly irreligious.

If the Pope wants Catholicism to survive, he should bind faith with culture and patriotism (like Russian orthodoxy) and remain harsh on social issues.

>>78869269
*tips*

>>78869201
Bring Pope Pius XII back what a guy