How do I sneak this into my kinoma?

>>78855468
let me have it

>>78855468
Shake Shack?

Never understood the point of the stick in the fries tee bee aych

>>78855468

stuff it in your pockets

>>78855468

stuff it in your ass

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>>78855501
it's to not get your fingers sticky and dirty you fucking uncivilized savage

Put it under your hat

Put it under your hat

Put it in a backpack/gym bag. That's what I do when sneaking food into the theater.

>>78855468
How did you end up such a pathetic faggot OP?

>>78855538
Why not use an actual utensil, like a fork? That seems a lot less savage than poking at your fries with a stick.

>>78855605
>bringing a backpack to the cinema

What the fuck?

>>78855468
that one nigger fry lol

>>78855538
what is: a fork

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>there will never be good american food in your country

>>78855468
>Wrap condom around burger
>Fill second condom with fries
>Tie them off
>Swallow them whole
>Go the theater the next day
>Show up 30 minutes early
>Take laxatives
>Go to cinema bathroom
>Force yourself to shit out the "packages" (and try not to have a heart attack on the toilet, fatty)
>Wash the condoms off and open them
>Enjoy fresh burger & fries kept perfectly warm by your own body heat :)

>>78855605
How do you do that without getting over the fear of being tackled by some group of normies cuz you look like James Holmes

why don't they pass a law that says you have a right to carry food

put it in your gfs purse

that's how I sneak food into the kinoreum

>>78855768
Because that's how theaters make money, forcing you to buy overpriced concessions. It costs pennies to produce a bunch of soda and popcorn, and they sell them at ridiculous prices.

>>78855738
Kys redditor

>>78855797
I also put it in your gfs purse if you know what I mean hehe

>>78855768
Right I couldn't bring my bucket of peanuts into the the movies the other day, I was pissed

>>78855627
They think I'm a student, so I guess they don't care or won't bother checking.
>>78855757
I'm not white

>>78855702
>there will never be good american food
ftfy

>>78856359
you don't even know food unless you visit here

>>78855844
Kys doubsman

>>78856359

Kys eurotrash

>>78855757
you're fucked in the head anon

>>78855627
to sneak food in

>>78856390
>>78856412
t. Triggered Oily Haired Ameri-Lards

>"is that a burger, you can't take that in he-"
>"Hey I know you, you know my friend george don't you, george washignton, here's a 'tip' for the great job kid"
>"th-thanks bro"

>>78855757
don't go by yourself and don't look like James Holmes

>>78856484
>broke ass dumbfuck socialist

Ell oh ell

>>78856278
>I'm not white
So they think you're a suicide bomber?

>>78856488
Works even better if you tuck the dollar bill in his waistband and give him a saucy wink

>>78856484
you sound like the triggered one

they sell tendies or sandwhiches with fries for 7 dollars at my kinoplex.

considering a bucket of popcorn is more, that's not bad.

how do I sneak my smoker in?

>>78856621
Put them in your pocket.

>>78856359
based america making faggots butthurt with their elite burgers

>>78855468
gobble it down, sneak it in inside your stomach, throw it up, enjoy it at your leisure.

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how do i sneak this in?

>>78856621
step one: relax your sphincter...

>>78856693
lmao fatass

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>>78855757
By not living in a country where people bring guns to a theater.

>Today on Anon Learns America Isn't The Entire World

More soybean and rapeseed oil than I'd care to eat in one sitting desu

>>78856693
that's an abomination. i'll let the folks from the cooking board take it from here.

>>78856715
Do you even lift bro? NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

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>>78856728
James Holmes was a victim of government mind control. True story. Watch Derren Brown's: "The Assassin"

>>78856728
>America Isn't The Entire World
unfortunately for you it's the only part that matters which is why you're here

>>78855538
kys

>>78855468
>sneak in
You guys are fucking crazy if you'd EVER let the wageslave employees of some stupid business tell you what to do. You ever heard the phrase "the customer is always right???"

Here's what I do if some pimple-faced ticket-taker tries to tell me I can't go in with my Mickey Dee's - I tell him "If I can't bring it in, I'm throwing it all over the floor, right here. You wanna clean up 2 Big Max and a large coke, bitch boy???"

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>trump gets elected
>now i can't sneak my authentic tacos into the kinographitorium

fuck trump and FUCK white people

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do I need to clean the cinema squat rack each time after a set?

>>78856786
go suck a cock trumpchump

your country is going to burn to the ground soon lol, it's only a matter of time now that a retarded orange monkey is your president

>>78856866
lmao stay triggered cuckboi and stay mad

Hide it in your stomach.

>>78856866
i voted Clinton though, only rural inbreds voted Trump. intelligent city people voted for Hilary.

Buy it at the cinema's candybar you fucking degenerate.

>>78856837
>a fat ugly manlet security guard comes out of the shadows with his loaded gun pointed at you
>"I'll give you ten seconds to get out of here kid"
wat do

>>78856837
Then the manager makes you leave with no refund and the police back him up

>>78856866
>>78856884
There was retardation on both sides

>>78856841
a taco bowl would be great to eat in a theater

trump is always right

>>78856844
the fact that you need to ask this makes you the worst kind of people.

>>78856936
stfu faggot libtard lmao fucking idiot

8 MORE YEARS

8 MORE YEARS

>>78856923
>intelligent city people

hmmm the ones who keep looting, rioting, and burning shit

>>78856923
this

chumpturds BTFO
>>78856936
kill yourself russian

every country except america and northern europe is controlled by dictactors and you live in mudhuts

don't worry once trump is impeached and his white trash followers are killed we'll bring democracy to you

So the whole "you need to sneak food into the movies" thing is a meme, right? A meme along side the singles policy and shit?

>>78855501
I never understood how anyone likes that place. Literally the worst food I've ever eaten. I threw the food in the garbage, so did my gf at the time and she was thic

>>78856837
This guy gets it you gotta make that dumb wagie work for his check I do it by spilling my drink all over the popcorn seasonings sometimes

>>78856935
Might happen if I actually threw the food all over the floor, but it's never come to that. Bitch-boy lets me walk in with my burgers, every single time :)

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>>78856841
>americans actual eat flour tortilla and not corn
fucking gringos

>>78856995
>eating an inferior and less stable tortilla for the sake of "tradition"
dumb

>>78855468
AssBurgers with fries. Faggot

They just had to throw in one niggafry just for the sake of diversity didn't they

>>78856995
corn gives you gyno

you've got to go back

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Why are they so good bros

>>78856995
thanks for reminding me anon - i'm late for the donkey show!
gotta love mexicans! i know i wouldn't entertain foreigners by letting them watch my mom get penetrated by a donkey but mexicans are very hospitable people!

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>Only been in thread for 10 minutes

How am I doing

>>78857066
Shut the fuck up your chumpturd bigot. If you don't support the LGBTQBNC (Lesbian Gay Bi Transexual Queer Bestiality Necrophile Cuckold) community you are going to die on The Day of Revolution when Trump is impeached and we take back America.

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anyone try the new Grand Mac from mcdonalds? it's pretty lit.

>>78855468
I used to line my wife's purse with plastic and then sneak in Burger King, but after that faggot shot up the theater in Colorado they started checking bags.

>>78857187
>boy this burger could really use more bun and lettuce
said nobody ever

>>78857153
i believe the mexican tradition of encouraging their women to be penetrated by livestock for the amusement of whites is covered by your list, so i'm all set!

>>78857214
the burger patties are bigger

3 slices of cheese

nice try faggot!

Do Americans really do this?

>>78855605
the ticket taker cuck asks to check inside bags at my theater

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>not sneaking in your Chilean Sea Bass

Disappointed

>>78855738

that'll do it.

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>>78857292
wait till you see what the bongs do

I've seen black people sneak KFC more than once. What's up with that?

>>78857335
um...racist much?

>>78857187
>mcniggerhaters

I don't know how such an overtly racist company can stay in business these days desu

>>78855622
Biting one at a time felt better imo.

Better than stuffing it in your mouth.

>>78857104
I sketched a logic matrix and figured out which poster you are.

>Shake Shack bacon
There has never been a bigger scam. They could get so much better bacon, especially at the price they charge to add it.

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>>78855468
If you literally cannot last 120 minutes without stuffing your big fat snout into that revolting slop then you are a fat, lazy disgusting porker. Comparing you to a pig is in fact an insult to pigs, they eat better food than you. No one wants to sit through a movie listening to the sounds of you masticating, a combo of slurps, slops and coughs and you struggle to chew and digest your mammoth muck, spraying droplets of sauce and putrid spit everywhere whilst filling up the cinema with the stench of fat and rotten saliva. I hope you get caught and dragged from the cinema squealing like the repulsive piglet you are, dumping you onto the sidewalk before tipping that filth onto you. You'll probably throw a tantrum like the piglet you are, before sobbing and proceeding to lick the remains of your trough slop off of your clothing.

>>78857292
sneaking food into the movie theater is pretty common in the U.S., mostly candy and bottled soda because theater prices are fucking ridiculous.

Full meals like in this thread is a lot rarer but I have seen it done a few times.

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>>78856693
everything overcooked to shit yet the cheese is barely melted

>>78855738
I laughed.

>>78855538
>ketchup and thousand island on fries
>not ketchup and tapatio

White people: not even once.

>>78855538
Rekt

anyone else here really dislikes bacon?

>>78859000
No. Waste of fucking trips you homosexual bastard. Bacon is delicious.

>>78858884
Hey, that's pretty racist, man. Wanna apologize?

>>78857554
I cnat stop laughing

>>78859442
Hell no. And I agree on flour tortillas used for tacos being shit. Thin tortillas are meant for burritos, tacos need tiny corn tortillas to be authentic. Better if it's 2 of them, and the taco itself all slathered in green or red sauce. Anyways hot sauce is delicious and you pussies get all worked up over pace salsa.

>>78855757
By not being a raging austist

>>78855468
whats with that one nigger fry?

>>78856972
>Pioneer try and build America as an image of Europe
>Fail miserably
>Aussies don't even try
>Succeed
Australia is the patrician choice