Harry Potter

1. Because Rowling can't write and didn't actually write the series
2. Because you're a manchild

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>>78810307
>ywn go to hogwarts and be put in hufflepuff
>ywn be best bros with cedric diggory and slay all the qt dopey hufflepuff gash together

dullest franchise, etc

Weasley's almost are always Gryff, Hermione has more bravery than smarts, and Harry straight up asked to not be in Slytherin. Sorting Hat takes your desires into account when sorting. I believe it took the hat five minutes to sort Minerva McGonagall into Gryffindor which was unprecedented at the time.

It's because the kids get to choose what house they go into you dumb fuck. Didn't you even read the book?

>Harry - clearly gryffindor based on his future heroics, good nature and familial ties
>Ron - clearly gryffindor based on his future courage, loyalty to friends and familial ties
>Hermione - probably could've been ravenclaw but also had many characteristics of a gryffindor

>Hufflepuff - the everyone else house with a variety of good and interesting people. cedric was a pretty ok guy (and a chad) and luna was a sexy little abnormal

>>78810493
do you reckon cedric popped luna's cherry before he voldemort'd?

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>>78810307
The three wanted to be in one house so that they could together cope with the fact that they were in one of the dullest franchises in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>78810493
Luna was Ravenclaw

>>78810525
he popped cho chang's while luna watched from the closet.

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>>78810540
>>78810552
based

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>Hufflepuff

>>78810552
>no introduction at all
Don't meme if you're lazy

>Hufflepuff bros up for shake n bake

Hufflepuff was loser house. You only think this because you are yourself a loser. If you notice, lacking any other discerning or notable qualities, losers will always describe themselves using some vague and woolly term. They say that they are 'chill' when they actually mean 'boring fucking wasteman'.

>>78810307
because Rowling couldn't be bothered to write a way for them to interact properly, when the obvious way was to make Malfoy a QT grill.

Also, Hufflepuff was more the house where all the Chris Chans would end up, as well as all the dumbasses that convince themselves they're smart enough to coast their way through school and end up with a dead end job.

>>78810540
The movies are kino and your picture makes no fucking sense. Kill yourself, newfag.

>>78810549

I haven't read the books in so long.......whatever.

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>>78810671
You tell em, familaliailailia
dat kino shit

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>>78810656
>twitter: Gryffindor
>tumblr: Slytherin
>youtube: ravenclaw
>yfw you realise 4chan is the hufflepuff of the internet

Harry is arguably a griffindor. The original idea was probably to have one character belong to each house (with malfoy repping slytherin) but she couldn't think of a way to get them all together without meeting in the same house common room. That's why the other two houses are so irrelevant.

>>78810307
Because sorting really works this way:
>Gryffindor: Main Characters
>Slytherin: Antagonists
>Ravenclaw: Minor supporting characters
>Hufflepuff: Irrelevant characters

>>78810770
mfw it would have been super comfy if there was 4 of them and each coming from the same house.

Harry, the unyielding voice of gyffindor
Hermione, the brains of ravenclaw
Ron, the unexpected bravery of Hufflepuff
Mafloy, smug prick.

Harry would have spent one christmas in the Malfoy house with their luxurious shit then spend the next one with Ron's family and their hand me down briefs

>>78810770
Bongistan school system is so retarded

>>78810766
Hufflepuff is reddit.

>no effort to excel
check
>is nothing but a discount version of what other places do better
check
>claims to value getting along, but is actually a hugbox full of retards that go tribal at the smallest slight
check

4chan Is dumbledore, because we dick people around and perform actions that make absolutely no fucking sense, yet somehow manage to cobble together a decent place to be, if only because everywhere else is worse.

>>78810895
haha this

epic sekirt club xD

>>78810942
Encyclopedia dramatica is no substitute for lurking.

>>78810766
>tumblr: Slytherin
How the fuck is racist elitist Slytherin anything like egalitarian tumblr?

If anything, 4chan is Slytherin: edgy and arrogant.

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What house do these dubs belong to?

>>78810895
>because we dick people around and perform actions that make absolutely no fucking sense, yet somehow manage to cobble together a decent place to be, if only because everywhere else is worse.
Then why do you come off like the guy that would never make a thread, but will gleefully post in a thread so you don't get banned?

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>>78810963
>egalitarian tumblr
Have you ever been there?
I'm not judging. In fact, I think more highly of you because you haven't.

Whats the point of Slytherin and Hufflepuff anyway?

Slytherin is just an autistic Ravenclaw full of cringe fucks

Hufflepuff is just an autistic Gryffindor full of retards

>>78810995
because you enjoy projecting?

Best HarryHermoinefic go

>>78811018
Ravenclaw is just super autistic

Gryffindor is "designated protagonist house"

they're all autistic

>>78811017
no, I'm going off the sjw-tumblr association, I know nothing about the site

>>78811018
Slytherin could have been explored in an interesting way. Its defining characteristic is supposedly ambition, which could manifest in a variety of different ways. However it's actually just dark wizard dickhead house. How were Crabbe and Goyle ambitious?

>>78810540
>"No!"
only reason i come to these threads

>>78811017
Explain how tumblr is slytherin you bumbing retard

>>78811044
I just got off a week ban for harassing the cunny spammer. What did you do other than post in a he will not divide us thread that you didn't even make?

>>78811108
yeah, why the fuck does that house even exists as a whole? theyre all a bunch of assholes.

Story would have been cool had the Slytherin house been abolished after Riddle's turn, then Harry comes in with the sorting hat, and gets sorted to Slytherin and everybody freaks out

who down with some hufflepuff kush

Because its a shit childrens series written by a hack

>>78811108
Slughorn was an interesting Slytherin, but he was the only one, and was around for just Half Blood Prince

>>78811159
Rampant tribalism.
Colossal racism.
Having a minority of talented people the majority leeches off.
being incredibly smug.
Everyone that knows them hates them if they can't use them..

>>78811018
Slytherin is where you dump the assholes so they won't corrupt the normal guys too much

Hufflepuff is where you stash all the rest that Gryffindor and Ravenclaw didn't want (the hat literally says this).

>>78811166
Are you ok, anon?

>>78810307
Someone would tell you
>because they had the COURAGE to ask to be put in the same house!

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>>78810963
>>78811159

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>>78811273
>Ah yes, I sense the potential for great evil in this 11 year old boy. But with the right training and guidance he might be persuaded from that path
>Nah fuck that let's just dump him in twat house with all the other dark wizards and call it a day

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>>78811339
>Ah, Albus, is it?
>Yes, sorry you had to suffer under that one too, but your father meant well, and I could hardly correct him from this portrait, could I?
>Did I ever tell you about your father, incidentally?
>Well he was part of my ultimate plan to stop Tom Riddle, a boy who became a sociopath due in part to his upbringing in a cold orphanage, where he had no friends to speak of and nobody to explain the implications of his emerging power
>So, knowing this, I sequestered your father in a home with his abusive aunt and uncle, where he was treated like an outright freak and punished for the magical outbursts he couldn't control or understand. Given that he even had a splinter of the most evil man who ever lived in him the whole time, it's amazing he came out as well as he did, come to think of it.

>And he was a good friend

>>78810307
Wow a pointless thread

You can literally pick your own house

Hermione researched beforehand and wanted to be in gryffindor she knew the most powerful wizard was a gryffindor and the headmaster that's incentive. Also the only house with a sword.

They are all true gryffindors they are brave

>>78811339
They were always going to be assholes, the point is putting them in one place where it's easy to watch them and letting everyone know to beware of them.

Grifindor-Normies
Slytherin-4chan
Hufflepuff-Tumblr
Ravenclaw-Reddit
prove me wrong you cant

>>78810671
This the films are legit kino. Glad you have taste anon.

>>78811407
Gryffindor - Facebook
Slytherin - somethingawful
Hufflepuff - Reddit
Ravenclaw - Wikipedia

>>78811337
>deflecting criticism over sociopathic behaviour by accusing his accusers of bigotry
ingenious, I respect tumblr more now

>>78811407
>Grifindor-Normies
Proved you wrong

>>78811407
4chen is a site made for art. harry potter isn't art so team snake would be deviant art or vampirefreaks(if its still a thing)

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>>78811462
>his accusers
did you just assume xer gender?

>>78811455

Which one is 4chan

>>78811545
lol, always hilarious seeing TERFs attacking trannies

>>78811577
4chan is Filch
Reddit is Mrs. Norris

>>78810307
They address this in the books as well as the movies. Dumbledore straight up says your choice matters. Also you see Harry get sorted and he's like "please no Slytherin" and the hat is like "really" and Harry is like "yes" so the hat puts him in Gryffindor.

Whole thing is about how people aren't born to be good or bad, but rather it is your choices that matter. Again, Dumbledore spells this out plain as day. This is a kid's book/movie. It's all pretty straight-forward.

>>78811577
None really, Rowling is too much of a christfag to conceive of something like 4chins.

Hufflepuff was a house for mediocrity

>>78811604
REEEE STUDENTS LEAVE!

>>78811619
Anon was clearly speaking in a meta sense.
You can generally justify anything in a book with magic, but it doesn't mean it's a great idea.

The issue with most houses being superfluous was mostly due to Rowling writing on the fly for the first three books, and only getting things together by book 4, by which time she'd already dug most of her holes.

>>78810307
JKR was going to have the man characters in different houses but couldn't make it work and stuck them all in Gryffindor.

>>78810525
luna was repeatedly raped by her father since she was 9 years old, constant memory erasures fucked up her mind

>>78811877
a-anon.... why?

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>>78810307
Hufflepuff is basically you're too retarded to resemble something but gassing mages is illegal, so whatever - the House. Joining hufflepuff voluntarily is the same as being proud of going into class for special kids in school. If you graduated from Hufflepuff, you're disgrace to your family and to whole mage community.

>>78811909
Because you're on 4chan.

>>78811934
>mage

This isn't Final Fantasy you dumb fucking weeb, it's called a wizard.

>>78811728
The book and movie explains how the Sorting Hat works when choosing houses and why they're in the houses (specifically: because they wanted to be in them and the Sorting Hat decided to put them where they wanted to be in this case).

I genuinely don't get your complaint here. You thought it worked one way but it doesn't, and the books and movies straight out say as much. The end.

>>78812168
>You thought it worked one way
That's where you're getting confused.
Everyone knows how it works. It's just that many think the story would be better if they were in different houses and thus didn't need the patch job to explain why they aren't.

>>78810307
Sorting Hat takes where you want to go into consideration.

Harry could have really fit in any of the four houses. Ron could have made a good Hufflepuff or Gryffindor. Hermione could have made a good Ravenclaw, Slytherin (because not all of them are purebloods), or Gryffindor.

With Harry and Ron, it's clear that they wanted to be in Gryffindor, and the Sorting Hat took this into consideration and decided to put them in there. Keep in mind that it doesn't always put you into the house you want to be in, but your choice does play into it.

As for Hermione, consider she says this in the first book:

>“Books! And cleverness! There are more important things — friendship and bravery and — oh Harry — be careful!”“Books! And cleverness! There are more important things — friendship and bravery and — oh Harry — be careful!”

Sounds more like a Gryffindor to me.

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>>78810307
Post sorting results my fellow witches and wizards :DDDD

>>78812204
>Everyone knows how it works.
Yes, and it doesn't work the way you think it does. It works the way the book says it does.

>>78810671
If you're 10 the movies are great indeed

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>>78812339

>>78810307
>"the three courageous heroes don't belong in courage house"
Okay.

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>>78812342
>Yes, and it doesn't work the way you think it does.
You're making very little sense.

>>78812408
Big shock, the guy that doesn't understand a simple children's book doesn't understand my reply.

Is English your second language?

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>>78810766
>/pol/acks actually uses 4chan to define and identify themselves

>>78812436
Ah, so you deliberately misunderstand posts in order to make smug replies when people point our you're being a retard.
I see now.

>>78812506
>"no you don't understand"
Good comeback. Those ESL lessons were money well spent.

>>78812339
gib link :DDDDD

>>78812378
what's this?

>>78812538
One last try.

Everyone knows people choose houses.
People point out that their personalities suit other houses better, and that it would suit the books message of integration if they mixed.
I await your next shitpost with baited breath

>>78812579
It's basically a random house/wand generator. I did the test several times and it always came with vastly different results.

>>78812574
>>78812579
Pottermore
>>78812602
>random
No

>>78812595
Their personalities could work in a couple different houses but the Sorting Hat put them into Gryffindor because it doesn't put a person into two or more houses at the same time and their choices matter.

I don't know why you couldn't understand this before but I'm glad I could help you out. Any other children's books you need help with? Need me to explain why the Grinch stole Christmas or are you good?

The hat is fucking useless and pointless.

>>78812618
>No
Yes

>>78812618
Pottermore is pretty random. Try doing it more than once on different computers and from different IPs. I got different results.

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>>78812653
Well played.
You got more (you)s than most, but you blew it here and won't get any more.
next time, I advise dropping the line once the mark is onto you and moving onto another one.
The person responding might start to believe you really are retarded.

>>78812688
>Yes
No

>>78812730
>gets beat
>leaves
Cya!

>>78812819
It's funny, because at its core Harry Potter has some major conservative themes.

>>78812819
How many times are you going to post this. You have entire folders full of butthurt. TOP FUCKING KEK. I'm conservative and love potter

>>78812863
What are the conservative themes of Harry Potter? Genuine question.

>>78812863
Shhhh shitposters don't even realize the magical world is akin to a dystopia.

>>78812898
how old are you?

>>78810540
By far the funniest opening

>>78812898
Fucking idiot.

>>78810895

cringe

>>78811393
>the most powerful wizard was a gryffindor
Merlin was a Slytherin

>>78812934
>>78812959
>written by a raving virtue signalling lefty
>conservative values
if there are, they're almost certainly accidental.

Oh look babby so upset harry potty is popular. Babby make shitty

>>78813005
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>he can't understand a children's story

>>78812898
Gryffindor is basically traditional British Royalty: The House. With a lot of traditional royal symbolism and values like "chivalry".

Everything that is painted as good in the wizarding world seems to be taken from 19th century Britain and earlier, making a statement that those times really were better than out times.

The market is very libertarian. Part of Harry's power comes from his ancient magical ancestry. And he is basically Wizarding Jesus.

I can do a more detailed analysis but it's not really the time and place.

Rowling might vote Labour, but she is very much a conservative at heart.

>>78812937

sounds like someone hasn't been watching the Shia streams. :^)

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>>78810307

Fun Facts: Harry's sloppy seconds ginger wife lusted over a black male before she married Harry.

>>78813070
>it's not really the time and place.

Where is the time and place to do a detailed analysis of conservative themes in the Harry Potter Universe?

>>78813047
Couldn't you just be happy with stringing one dumbass along already?
Or at least you could pretend to be someone else using different bait.
This is getting a bit sad, m8. Especially when you can't even use anonymity properly.

>>78813070
Thanks for the genuine response.

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>>78813103

Meanwhile Ron's wife lusted over a much older man before she married Ron.

Wormtail was in Griffindor. Shit doesnt have to make sense.

>>78813103
>Daywalker
>Still can't escape the night.

>>78813120
I don't know, on a designated forum where discussions are long and serious, and not in casual chat place like 4chan. It's just that until I'll finish the analysis half the posters would be gone and the thread will be deleted anyway.

>>78813124
It's a different anon.

I thought you were done being a fool.

>>78810307
>Griffindor -chads and normies
>Hufflepuff bros up for shake n bake

Hufflepuff is the normie house. stop reacting to the name. it's the house for honest, hard-working, sociable people who can be content with the everyday pleasures in life. that's why it's the least relevant in the books, because Hufflepuffs are the least likely to involve themselves in drama.

>>78813152
Which reminds me, Quirell was a Ravenclaw

>>78813138
She also got dicked after some creepy Russian rapist.

>>78810307
I figured it was just like the force
the sorting hat put them together for a reason
and the reason was plot device

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>>78813103
is Harry a cuck?

>>78810307
/pol/ is slytherin
/tv/ is hufflepuff
/sci/ is ravenclaw
/qa/ is gryffindor

fight me

>>78812985
>Merlin was a Slytherin

this bugs the fuck out of me. Hogwarts is only 1000 years old, but Merlin is supposed to have lived 1500 years ago.

>>78813261
>18 year old pedochad craving 14 year old nerdpussy
>nobody bats an eye

This is normal in england though, plenty of 17 year olds date 12 year olds in high school over here.

>>78813261
Krum was Bulgarian.

>>78810895
yeah, no, you're a faggot, going to 4chan makes you even more of a faggot, and being """"proud""" of going to 4chan makes you a colossal faggot.

kys

>>78813302
>but Merlin is supposed to have lived 1500 years ago
Where did you gather that from?

>>78813325
Wasn't he 17 and she was 14?

>>78813302
It makes no sense at all that Merlin was a Slytherin. Hogwarts did not exist during King Arthur days, no schools like that did.

>>78813302
Merlin is also believed to have lived in reverse

>>78813429
>>78813419
>>78813371
You guys know merlin is a made up figure, right?

>>78813371
King Arthur is supposed to have lived around 500 AD, give or take half a century.

>>78810540

that opening holy shit

>>78813513
>>78810540
samefag

>>78810540
Ctrl+C
Ctrl+Z

>>78813513
You can stop samefagging anytime..unless you're that autistic that you're impressed by the dullest, most predictable opening to the dullest shitpost in the history of movie shitposts

Haha based XD

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>>78813657
>Ctrl+Z

>>78813757
Nice image macro.

>>78810307

I never liked these actors. They were wrong for their roles.

>>78811909
>>78811877
Unironically makes sense

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>>78814011
Thanks.

>>78813012

Oh sweetie

>>78814049
What a shit tier opinion. I swear I read the shittiest things on /tv/. But wait you're a tripfag.

>>78814149

none of them can act and the female grew up to be tumblr hero #1

>>78813326
>implying there's difference

>>78810307
was the Voldemort and Dumbledore duel kino in the movies?

>>78813325
>plenty of 17 year olds date 12 year olds in high school over here.
No way, even here in México that is not normal, I mean girls of 12-13 (sometimes even less) can be force-married with much older men by his parents but dating young girls with older men is actually unusual and dissaproved.

>>78814161
Shit tier opinion confirmed.

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>>78813583

>>78814161
Shit tier opinion please stop making comments. I mean it I hate to think what shitty actors you like.

>>78814972
Nice photshop skils famalam

>>78814972
Nice photoshop or multiple device you think you're so smart huh? Lel

Stop samefagging your based le based XD

>>78814972
>taking an hour to photoshop
wew lad

>>78814161
Why is there a hate tumblr dedicated to her then that whines in the exact same manner as dicklets do here?

>>78815024
>>78815027
>>78815062
>photoshop

Are you retarded? Inspect element -> add or remove a (You)

Takes like 5 seconds

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>>78815136
>I have to ruin obvious jokes because I must present myself as superior whenever possible

>>78815198
>obvious jokes
What jokes?

>>78815198
Lol

Who was a bigger cuck Lucius or Snape?

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>>78812305
Yessir

>>78815372
Snape is the biggest cuck in the history of literature. Literally "my oneitis' son" The Guy.

>>78815372
Anyone that has Emma Watson as their whyfoo

>>78812305
>Hermione could have made a good Ravenclaw,

Could have my ass she was meant to be in there the faggot hat again didn't do his job proply.

>>78815829
You don't understand Ravenclaw, moron. It's all about creativity, individuality, thinking outside the box. Hermione is a good student but she's close minded and only believes what she reads in books. She has no real wit.

>>78810540
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mudblood? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Defense Against the Dark Arts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Death Eaters, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Auror in the entire Dumbledore's Army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the post? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of House Elves across the Wizarding World and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare wand. Not only am I extensively trained in unforgivable curses, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hogwarts Forbidden Forest Centaur Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>78816180
did you seriously just write all that shit
the butthurt is strong with this one

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>>78815894
>she's close minded and only believes what she reads in books. She has no real wit.

not in my favorite and objectively superior fanfic book

>>78816283
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

>>78810582
I bet there are HP cuckquean stories involving Luna out there.

>>78815518
Pleb

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>>78811877

Draco pre becoming emo as fuck at the war is the most based character in harry potter y/y?

>>78816717
this has to be sarcasm

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>>78817619
Nope

>>78811704
kek'd audibly

>>78815894
Hermione states that the hat wanted to put her in Ravenclaw but she wanted to be in Gryffindor. Just like Harry and Slytherin. This was after being asked why she wasn't in Ravenclaw, because it makes no sense to anybody.

Do remember Hermione has zero friends in Gryffindor besides Ron and Harry, and fits in with nobody else in the house, and even then Ron and Harry get sick of her shit often.

>>78817873
Indeed I believe hermione researched >>78811393 beforehand and wanted to be in gryffindor

What if i say nigger in my head really loud when they put the sorting hat on me

>>78818311
Slytherin

>>78818311
A trap door opens and you fall into the chamber of secrets. You will then suffer a fate that is reserved for mudbloods and mudskins.

>>78818540
>Slytherin
>wanting to punish racists
You'd be more likely to get a portkey directly to the Common Room

I love harry potter

>>78816317
Is this Methods?

Alright, favorite HP fanfic? Any good Luna ones?

>>78815416
So cute.

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But the biggest chad in all of Potter lore was a Hufflepuff.

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>>78820198

>>78820287
He also got murked like a babby bitch

>>78820287
>Diggory
>chad
literally couldn't stop spilling his spaghetti whenever a girl would throw herself at him

>>78820166
are we talking lewd fanfics right now?

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>>78820472
Lewd.

>>78810307
shut up dweeb

>>78820472
Lewd or non-lewd.

>>78816283
>newfag doesnt recognize navy seals copypasta
Get a load of this pleb.

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what's going on in this thread?

Daily reminder Slytherin is the equivalent of a dorm that house every sociopathic future world leader or CEO.

>>78821107
For you

Was Fudge slytherin?

>>78821107
Epic

>>78820837
>taking the bait

>>78810540
Sometimes I regret not saving each opening of these.

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best movie incoming

>>78810307
Because Rowling doesn't know how to write a story that makes sense within her own fucking universe.

>creates 4 different houses
>each one for different sets of personalities
>create 3 main characters
>each with a different and clashing personality
>put them all in the same house

Wouldn't it have made more sense if they were in separate houses anyway? It's essentially implied that everyone is only friends with others in their own house for the most part.

>>78810770
>but she couldn't think of a way to get them all together without meeting in the same house common room.
Is she retarded?
>being forced to meet outside of their houses
>added element of suspense of them having to navigate Finch and eventual spying ghosts and portraits at night
>allows for better worldbuilding because they'd be forced to find new places for various reasons, instead of having the same shit all the time like bedroom, common room, Hagrid's house, toilets and the dining hall

This sow is a billionaire while I'm forced to wageslave like a cuck

>>78810493
>Ron
>loyalty to friends
Except for that time he was a dick to Harry when Harry was roped into participating in a deadly tournament. Also that time he abandoned his best friend and his love interest in the wilderness during wartime because he was hungry for mom's cooking.

>>78822631
She didnt want to wrestle the logistics of them meeting up and having the same classes while being in different classes. She said so in an interview i think

>>78811393
>They are all true gryffindors they are brave

Ron wasn't really that brave. He was too much of a pussy to disobey Harry and run away.

>>78810671
nice bait, reddit

Ron Weasley was so hot when he was a boy

>>78822781
Thats not bait learn2kino

>>78822811
when did he become a girl

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>>78810307
>Lets just put all the clearly evil and racist characters in one house
Why the fuck is Slytherin even a thing?

>>78822767
He was brave. He went into the chamber and through the trapdoor, to the ministry.

He was just extra emotional at their low point because of hisnfamily and the horcrux

>>78810385
I get the rest, but why do people always think that gash slaying is going to be going on all the time in Hufflepuff?

>>78822904
It worked for the GOP.

>>78822964
>Gryffindor - white knights
>Ravenclaw - nerds and bookworms
>Slytherin - edgelords
>Hufflepuff - normies
What made you think that it wasn't? With love potions, memory charms, abortion spells, spells to enlarge your dick, etc. Hogwarts probably had a shitton of teenage sex going on all the time, even outside of Hufflepuff.

>>78822964
cause the girls are down to earth and less stuck up than the other houses
(plus everyone's insecure cause they're in hufflepuff, so an alpha chad like cedric can have his pick)

>>78823041
Well yeah but that doesn't really answer for Huffle.
>>78823077
This is what I can understand.

>not wanting to be a dark powerful edgelord shit
faggots

>>78810895
gryffindor is reddit you stupid fuck.

>>78822964

Dude all the bitches in HPuff look like they are totally DTF and straight up cockmasters.

Look at them! Show me a plain jane bitch and I'll show you a Fucking slut 99 times out of a 100.

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>>78820544
Perfection.

>>78823615
Not it isn't its hufflepuff

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>>78810671
>Calling the Potterposter a newfag
You just outed yourself, pal.

>>78823077
but I thought that Cedric hated the attention and sperged out when girls flocked to him?

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>>78820315

https://youtu.be/RtAzaZsfFJc?t=11m18s

>>78820315
Loli emma watson was the best thing to come out this movie

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I'm still mad.
I was mad when he left in the books.
I was mad when it happened in the movies.
I'm still mad now.

Can't someone kill them? #concernedcitizevpnvsharrypotter

>>78810307
It's probably been mentioned but originally the main characters (Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco) were supposed to each be from different houses (Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin respectively). Rowling found the logistics of the trio meeting up all the time to not really work with the story, and eventually changed Ron and Hermione to be Gryffindors.

>>78824141
She could've made like you know, a common room where all the houses could meet, apart of the other ones, like in the 5th one.

He had a girlfriend at the time
He didn't like being treated like a celebrity and preferred regular interactions

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>>78823767
Indeed

>>78824210
Sure, but it made things easier to just make it the way she did.
I'm not defending it, I honestly think it would have been better to have all of them represented. Especially given the flack Hufflepuff tends to get despite its traits (Loyalty, compassion, humility, etc) literally being the best, and Gryffindor coming across more and more as a bunch of assholes because the books seem to inherently favor them at all times because ALL of the protagonists are from there

>>78811273
Slytherin's values aren't inherently evil. Slytherin isn't a containment school for evil wizards, it only appears that way because Rowling is such a hack. Rowling tried to make up for her mistake by introducing slughorn and tonks, but I guess the damage was already done.

>>78824210
Nah. I like how they did it and luna and other end up being in dumbledores army so its all good

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>>78823814
You ok anon?

>>78824321
Tonks was a Hufflepuff

Slytherin should have been a house all about cunning, which isn't inherently bad (Think Odysseus), but she just made it de facto evul

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>>78824423
s-stop it

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>>78824534
Did you like the film anon?

>>78824427
I guess I just thought she looked like a slytherin for some reason, but you get what I'm saying. Cunning and ambition don't make someone evil, yet Rowling ended up giving slytherin more evil characters who aren't cunning or ambitious than she gave characters who are good.

>>78812462
welcome reddit

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

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>ywn be placed in hufflepuff in the 1800s so you can rape newt

just kill me

>>78824865
what the fuck is this, did you just have a stroke?

>>78813301

/r9k/ is huffelpubff
/lit/ is ravenclaw
/pol/ is gryffindor
/s4s/ is slytherin

>>78814342
>>78814997

Why do you both use shit all the time

Daniel Radcliffe can't emote

Emma Watson is a shit

>>78815065

Why do you know this

>>78825408
>>78825470
>>78825540
>>78825579
2minimalist4me

I don't get it

>>78825578
Someone linked it here once. Stop being a tripfag

>>78825578
Because hes from tumblr

>>78825458

Screencap this

>>78825779

For you

>>78825585
If I'm not mistaken it's showing the color scheme of each potter film and how they progressively get gloomier and gloomier.

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>>78825408
>>78825470
>>78825540
>>78825579
>>78825585
>>78825665
>>78825710
>>78825748
>>78825779
>>78825811

>>78825862

damn

>>78825884
That's actually pretty fucking kino

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>>78820315
webm version

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>>78810307

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>>78826037
Also anyone think draco and hermoine would of made a great couple?

I'm talking about adults, not as kids.

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>>78826065

>>78826065

>that love potion on the left

so that is used to literally rape people right?
i mean that stuff should be illegal but they are openly selling it in the store. what did JK Rowling mean by this?

>>78826065
>MALFOY'S WIFE'S SON
What did Rowling mean by this?

any single /tv/ thread on hp has more thought put into it than any work by rowling

yet you guys discuss like it's soo deep and her reasons for writing the things she did were more than a whim

hufflepuff is cannon fodder.

>>78810307
>Why is these three in the wrong houses?
Because the sorting hat basically let's the kids decide, and it was a storytelling contrivance to simplify the narrative.
>also why is Hufflepuff best house?
Because you're lost and think you're on tumblr. Hufflepuff is shit.

>>78810307
>why is these three
>why is these
>why is

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>>78826104
Maybe but don't they despise eachother and not in the I'm picking on you but I really like you sort of way. I could see them coming to their senses though since draco wasn't really evil

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>>78824713
Enough to upgrade my early 2000s dvd to a blu ray a few years back.

>>78823041
>Hufflepuff - normies
Nigga. Hufflepuff is sjw, tumblrina faggots. Gryffindor is for normies.

>>78826292
>pigeon toed
>bow legged
MUH FUCKIN DICK

>>78826104
What was that fags problem?

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>>78826292
4k hdr blurays soon. But I need a 4K hdr tv

>>78826104
literally best shot of her in the series

>>78826354
'No'

>>78826405
>

>slytherin is just "le ebil bullies xDDDD"

triggers me desu

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>>78826178
Even with the help of magic you can't force the willing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJgR8yuxGEE

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>>78826422

>>78810766
4chan is slytherin obviously

>>78826348
Only 4K OLED will do. Emma demands it.

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>>78826037

>>78826463
Well the one time we got to see from the POV of a Slytherin, Gryffindor were the bullies.

Maybe the houses are on an alignment wheel, and Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff fucking hate each other.

>>78826227
It's because the only other thing people like this watch is capeshit and flavor of the week horror movies like IT FOLLOWS.

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>that dutch angle of hermione after the chamber is opened

>>78826630
Gryffindor is the house of Chads. Slytherin is the house of edgelords. There are bullies in both. Ravenclaw is the house of nerds and tryhards, and Hufflepuff is the house of dorks and losers. They make fewer bullies.

>>78826695
just like my chinese cartoons

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>>78826549
>>78826695
>tfw one of my earliest faps was to the tree rape scene in the original evil dead

>>78813138
>the guy is really popular with teen girls
>the only spell he knows how to use is basically a date rape drug

really makes you think

>>78826660
The irony of you crying in every single thread is glorious

>>78810379
>and didn't actually write the series
???

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>>78826826
hmm

>>78826826
He was popular with the ladies. Any age. Hermione was the one who could probably make illegal potions better than him.

Gryffindor- Twitter
Slytherin- Facebook
Hufflepuff- Yahoo
Ravenclaw- INFOWARS.com

>>78826868
Is that you z-man?

>4chan - Slytherin(edgelords)
>reddit - Hufflepuff(faggots)
>facebook - Griffindor(normie central)
>twitter/tumblr - Ravenclaw(high-strung speshul snowflakes)

>>78826918
Dude Harry Potter sucks XD
Fuck Rowling XD
ReEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. HaCK
F

>>78814282
Mexico has an extremely conservative culture though, Britain is essentially a godless hellhole

>>78826983
WAH WAH WAH

>>78826921
Why are Slytherins so cute?

>>78826801
What are these image collages called?
What is the purpose of them?

>>78827057
Is that a yes? Will you be the annatap2.0?

>>78826104

in the real world they would have ended up together.

>>78827043
>Britain is essentially a godless hellhole
The only bad parts of Britain are the areas dominated by hillbillies and muslims.

>>78827120
They're called kinographs. Their purpose is kinography.

>>78811108
By the time book seven happens Crabbe and Goyle are really stepping up their ambition to torture and be cruel. With Draco's dad not being the top death eater anymore Crabbe basically tells him to fuck off.

>>78827174
>country
hillbillies
>cities
muslims

RIP England

>>78827207
>>78827120
cinegrids

do not confuse them for cinemagraphs, which are just really stupid and low quality gifs

>>78827120
Cinegrid and they show off the film how the maker wants.

>>78827238
The muslims were relegated to the outskirts of London when I was there last year. The rest of the city was pretty damn nice.

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The Slytherin common room is based

>>78827318
Half of it is under the lake and they have "skylights" that let them see into the lake.

>>78827262
>>78827265
Thanks.

Can you elaborate on what they "show off", if that's what they're for? Who to, and at what point in the process of making the movie?

Or is it a thing that's done after the movie is made, highlighting the aesthetics of the movie on the whole based on representative stills of the movie?

>>78827372
Atmosphere, tone, mood, aesthetics. Something that could give you the feel of the film by just looking at the collage. Or the synopsis if you wanted. Or both.

>>78826549

what is this expression meant to convey

>>78827372
depends on the person making them

they're usually used to show off the movies color palate and mood, but also good framing and how homogonous/varied the film is in tone and ambition

a tree of life cinegrid and a melanchalia cinegrid will be worlds apart in purpose, for instance

>>78827449
Ah.
Interesting.

It certainly makes that Harry Potter movie look more interesting than I found it when I actually watched the movie, being, as it is, based on one of the dullest franchises in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>78827497
Are you autistic? Pretty much, "fuck you guys"

>>78827560
Fuck off.

>>78827572
>>78827572
>Are you autistic?

yes

>>78827685
You need to work on your nonverbal comm and situational awareness