Actors you would have a beer with

>>65026788
Only if he has the high ground

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>drinking beer

>>65026820

>What'll ya have, buddy
>I WAN NO TRABBLE
>C'mon Jackie you promised you wouldn't do this again
>beats me up along with the entire bar and an innocent jukebox
>WHO AM IIIIIIIIIIIIII

On my phone so no pics, but definitely Oscar Isaac, Leo, Affleck, Kyle Chandler, and Patrick Wilson.

>>65026938
the only correct answer

>>65028052

E B I N
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>>65028052

If only to shove a broken bottle in his throat

why would they have a beer with you?

>>65028180
I literally want to strangle you.

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>>65028245

>Hey Sean, take it easy with that bourbon don't want you dying on me..

>>65028245
Sean bean is the best senpai

>>65028245
Remember that time he got stabbed in a bar fight and went back in to finish his drink before calling an ambulance? Top-tier

>>65028245
this guys english and likes his pubs so chances are he'd have my back if push came to shove

>>65026938
Why is he so based, /tv/?

>>65028245
AND DEN HED DIE AT DA END OF THE PINT XDDD SEAN BEAN XDD GOT SEASON 6 xdddd

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>>65028275
did i trigger you baby boy
are you upset right now?
gonna have to go back to your safe space?
how does me recking you make you feel
I mean apart from rekt kid?
grow up child.

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>>65028236
Cause you kidnapped them? What a stupid fucking question to ask you fucking moron holy shit are you stupid. You might just want to kill yourself faggot.

>>65028416

not him, but fucking kill yourself frogfaggot.

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>>65028405
>ywn get her another round after sneaking off and signing her to come to the toilets and doing a cheeky key

>>65028405

Only if she kisses me first.

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>>65028435
hush my child
sshhh everything's gonna be ok
you''ll be fine
just tell mommy to give you a hag

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>>65028419

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>>65026788
>>65026895
>>65026938
>>65028245
those are pretty good pics
I'd drink with pic related

>>65028549
*picks ffs

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>>65028523

like i said, go back to your shit containment board

how the fuck do you aspies keep getting through the fence?

>>65028616

Welcome to /fit/

>>65026788
i'd more than have a beer with that man if you know what i mean i mean i would lick his ass like there was no tomorrow if you know what i mean i would ride his face until he suffocated then ride it some more if you know what i mean i would bite off his dick and swallow that sucker whole so i always have him inside of me if you know what i mean then you know

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>no one posted pic related
wtf people

>>65028419
where is his finger

who took zach's finger

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>>65028592

I have succeeded in making you butthurt
I have asserted my dominance upon you
My ruling on you feelings has been accomplished successfully
Quit crying or feel my wrath faggot!

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>>65028680

I don't want to see Chief Kief like that.

>>65026938
Can't shell the Mel.

I don't drink, so nobody I guess.

>>65026788

Good choice, OP. He's certainly up there for me as well.

I can't decide between Fassbender and Mads, personally.

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this guy

>>65026806
Is that a short joke you cunt

>>65026938

yeah, no answer will top this. better close the thread.

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>>65029176

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or Viggo Mortensen.

>>65028726
not him you're replying too but what r u doin

>>65029218
I sold him a beer one time about 5 years ago. I was working in a shitty food shack on a boardwalk and we were about to close, he was with a huge group of people and all of them were drunk already. My boss chased him down and harassed him for a photo.

>>65026788
I was an extra on his movie last fall and got to talk to him a little bit. Can confirm he seems like a cool guy to hang out with.

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JLaw might get a buzz from drinking the beer and then start making all these goofy faces and that would make her more comfortable when I bring up her nude photos in the conversation, and my analysis of her tits

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>>65029176
>>65029243

>you'll never get to borrow one of Viggo's horses and ride out with him to his favourite fishing spot and drink some beer while shooting the shit and philosophising before making a fire and cooking the fish you just caught, talking and drinking until the sun comes up

>>65029312
fuck off reddit you fat fuck

>>65026788
>drinking the fermented Jew

>>65026851
>>65028870
>>65029390
I bet you fucks smoke weed, like degenerates
and then act all high and mighty for not drinking beer
which is a European tradition stretching back to the birth of agriculture

>>65028870
fuck me. get a fucking social life jesus

Ben Foster. Apparently he's a very chill, down to earth person.

>>65028870
>>65029390
>>65026851

>Celebrity asks if you want to grab a beer
>"no thanks bro, I don't imbibe poison!"

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Kevin Costner. That way he'll be obligated to speak at my funeral.

>>65028680

OP said "a beer", not 15 beers.

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>ywn have a beer with based Mads while he's in character as Hannibal

hold me senpai

>>65026788
I'm willing to have a beer with just about anyone so long as they're buying.

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>>65028305

>>65029166
Have you even watched Star Warts?

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these top lads

>>65026788
Fuck beer. I want Arnold to teach me how to smoke cigars.

none, because i dont

> DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO

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seriously

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Tfw you will never lament about your day in booth in the back of a dive with him

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Cant believe no one's said this

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>>65029364
holy shit I didn't expect to feel this feel

>>65035200

>Andy Whitfield

Yeah. Yeah.

>>65028305

kek you son of a bitch

>>65035325
/thread

>>65029097

>>65029312
She'd probably accuse you of rape.

>>65035325

I'd love his hair.

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I wanna go hunting with Chris Pratt.

>>65026851
i bet you drink lukewarm wine coolers like the limp dick you are.

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>>65026788

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Hayden,

I would start by saying how much I liked her in that vidya game and how I haven't seen Nashville but I'm sure it's good, that would use up about 95% of my small talk material in about 30 seconds, then I would probably stare at my beer, every now and again asking her rhetoric vague questions, "I bet the journey here was long" she would force a smiles and nod "...yeah", after about 5 minutes of this stale encounter she would have turned entirely to texting, I would still just be staring at my beer or perhaps looking around the room, not too long after that Vladimir would show up, she would eagerly jump up and whisper "can we get out of here?"
I would pretend that I didn't hear and exclaim that he is a "big guy for you" this would of course fall upon deaf ears, as they had already walked off by time I could think of my most epic may may

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>>65031459
Damn, son

>>65028052
please do not send in squirrel bones.

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>>65026938
If not Mel, pic related.

I just want to talk to a chill Aussie guy and tag team a mixed girl, nothing more.

Or Viggo.

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>>65026851
>>65030573
>Celebrity asks if you want to grab a beer
>"I must decline, but I am up for a good vaping."

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>>65026788
If he was still alive or someone gave me a time machine.

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I'd massage her feet while we drink beer

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>>65026788