The name is Bond.

Bond is supposed to be a gay reddit SJW now? wtf

>>65009042
goobergate please leave

Bland. Your name is Bland.

>>65008929
Why does he look like a person with shitty spray tan?

>>65008929
James Bondscar.

>>65008929
I don't mind redmayne but just like idris Elba, fuck that. (And I really like idris both as a person and an actor)

>>65008929
woman wouldnt let him fuck them but bond always fucks at least 3 different woman per film

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aidan turner will be the next bond. screenshot dis.

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THA NAME'S BOND INNIT.

>>65008929
His mouth looks like a wound.

>>65008929

Are you fucking high OP?

srs question

I thought tee/v/ wanted that one african american to be next Bond

>>65011812

I never heard of him so I looked up IMDB and accidentally put in Aiden Gillen.


You can imagine mfw

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>first transgender bond

fuck this post>>65012458

is meant for >>65011947

>>65012444
Epic dubs but we call them niggers here

Looks like he's a 55 year old woman with way too many botox injections and plastic surgery.

>>65011947
to unattractive senpai

>>65011997
he's good enough though

>>65012554
>not recognizing trips
kek'd

>>65008929
AND I'M JAVERT

DO NOT FORGET MY NAME

oh wait wrong movie

>>65012691
>to unattractive senpai

pretty much all of the uk disagrees with you on that one lad

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>>65008929
there isn't any meat in that martini, is there?

>>65012930
he looks like cara devangeline though

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Minister M, I'm O O 7

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The names A
CIA

>>65011997
too big

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black bond or this /tv/?

>>65012691
turner is far from unattractive

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Loki should be Bond

>>65014350

Neither. Franchise ruined.

I just realized that I hate Craig as Bond. He looks fucking Polish.

>>65014393

its the guy from entourage.

brad pitt should be bond

Ok, who would you rathe see as bond?

Black
Gay
Woman
Transgender
Jew
Muslim
Jonah Hill

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MARTINI SHAKEN NOT STIRRED

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They need to find someone who's suave, detached, and able to convey a hint of irony. Craig is too burly, like a Russian henchman or something. He should also be white. Not because of racism, but because Bond represents an old school 1960s spy mindset. He's slightly aristocratic, sexist, maybe a little racist, and generally out-of-date. That's his character. I think Fassbender is probably the obvious choice

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CAN I GET A FUCKING MARTINI HERE!?!

DID I ASK FOR IT TO BE STIRRED? NO.

>>65014674
those BBC DSL

>>65014659
A Gay
because at least then just cast a manly gay cunt and let him act straight and shit.

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>>65008929
Jane Bond

>>65014659
I would 100% watch Rebecca Ferguson or Emily Blunt play Bond

>>65008929
Faggot looks like meltman

>>65014659
Gay all the way.

Fuck me I just want a muscular Bond who travels the world overpowering twinks

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The names Bond...

Jane Bond

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>/tv/ still on damage control over this
he's literally the hottest guy in all bongland atm

FUCK no, not this British cunt. He's a little weasel.

>>65014659
Jonah Hill.

>>65015848
Fags in this thread would rather see a homo play Bond than this

>>65015848
>>65015945

I'd watch the fuck out of it though

>>65015945
There's already Modesty Blaise.

>>65015848
>>65015712
As someone with a dominant woman fetish, I'd pay to see this at least three times

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>tfw the perfect jane bond was born too soon

>>65014274
for you

>>65014715
that would ruin his career

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>>65008929
This is what I see.

>>65016207
OMG anon, Epic! DAE big mouth Bond?

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The name is Don.

>>65016321

Shit, he could get a little ripped and be the absolute perfect american bond

>>65016082

too true desu

>>65014659
Emily Blunt seducing both men and womyn.
Or Jonah Hill

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>"Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel."
>"Make it quick, will you?"

>>65018488
By the way everyone, this is the only time its acceptable to make a martini shaken. It's called a Vesper Martini now.

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>>65014417

>craig
>bond

>>65018488
I really want this to happen now

>>65011434
Because his lips are the same color as his mouth, despite being huge.
It's unsettling.

SHE

>>65008929
LOL

>>65008929
>just saw this goober in jupiter ascending

what the fuck was he doing?

>>65016082
>perfect jane bond
>perfect wonder woman

she's the perfect woman.

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>>65018826

>>65019189
I would still be okay with Lucy Lawless as Wonder Woman. Considering they were going with a veteran Batman, I don't see what's wrong with Queen Diana.

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Nicki Minaj will be the next James Bond.
Screencap this.

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>>65019298
She's still got serious milf appeal

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habbening

>>65019513
Nicki Minaj could crush my pelvis with her her massive hot ass whenever she wants.

He was a pretty shit spy in the Good Sheperd

>>65019659
Good Shepherd was a pretty shit spy movie.

>>65019535
Would destroy.

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>>65008929

serious question.

why is it that they always pick tall Bonds? Being tall makes you too noticeable and unable to blend in and I think this is a serious discrimination and limits their talent pool to play Bond. I kinda want James Franco to be the next Bond desu

>>65019835
They're going for the tall, dark, and handsome look. Craig being average height and blonde worked for him because his character is more of a muscular meathead than a suave rich guy.

>>65019835
if you want a midget bond then watch mission impossible, m80.

>>65019634
dat gif look 3d m8

>>65019898
The last two MI movies are better than literally every Bond movie

>>65019744
Let's be honest, she'd be the one destroying you

>>65019959
That's just the quality of GoT's production. Can't wait for S6. Do you guys think Jon Snow will be back?

>>65015861
The names Bond.

Jamal Bond

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>>65014350
jesus christ no

>>65020159
Either way, my dick wins.

>>65019962
Nope

Just because you were booted from /fit/ manlet doesn't mean you're welcome here

>>65020609
>Mission Impossible is bad because the lead actor is shorter than Sean Connery
Nice logic there buddy

>>65020383
>tfw I actually liked Sherlock
>even season 3
>then the period piece Christmas special comes out
>it's entirely a case about how men are evil and women are oppressed
>the case literally and canonically makes no sense because lol he was in his mindpalace the whole time and was still on the plane
>the whole thing was just confirmation that Moriarty was dead, like that wasn't obvious with the Gilliam style cartoon image playing a looped recording

I never thought it'd actually happen, but Tumblr literally ruined a series.

>>65019535
I strongly support a MILFbond.

>>65016321
My pick for Archer.

>>65016207
Fuck, more memes are coming true by the day.

>>65019535
>>65018488
No but seriously, I want a female Bond.

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>>65008929

>>65020383
Is Patri-Archie the greatest webcomic?

>>65008929
Why does he look so withered?

>>65014659
Gemma Arterton.

>>65014659
You wrote jew twice

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>>65016321
I'll always remember him as the alcoholic dad with a hairy beer belly. He may get the ladies, but he's sloppy.

>>65020949
Somebody tell me this is a joke.

>>65019835
>tfw George Lazenby singlehandedly ruined the most well-shot Bond movie ever made

It still hurts.

>>65019835
>1 cm=half an inch

What now?

>>65022734
Close enough for military purposes.

>>65008929
dude looks like a spectre all right

>>65016190
He's Magneto. Bond would only help.

He is hard to look at. Looks like the lizard from The 500 days of spiderman

Ayyyyyyy

>>65022768
lol

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the names classic