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>Never. I'll never turn to the dark side... >Except

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>Never. I'll never turn to the dark side...
>Except for, you know, that one time less than a minute ago
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>>64998894
He didn't turn to the dark side, but was pretty close. That's the whole point of this scene (and all of RotJ).
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heh
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>>64998894
Luke is my husbando
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>>64999129
Nigger detected
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>>64999091
Let the retards have their memes
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>>64999091
This. The Emperor and Vader were trying to get him to turn. He faltered, but never turned.
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>>64998982
Get that imgur shit out of here
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>>64998982
Reddit meme
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>>64999216
>>64999222
you first
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> Luke kills thousands of people on the Death Star, many of them simple workers like cleaners and catering staff. innocent people with families to feed.

> Luke cannot kill the most evil man in the Galaxy because "he wont turn to the Dark Side and kill in anger"

i'd say killing thousands of office workers is pretty fucking Dark Side.
George Lucas a shit
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>>64999240
people dont die in explosions
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>>64999147
lol wat?

I'm white
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>>64999240
You deserve to die if you're fine with working on a literal genocide machine that has already killed billions of people who were not involved in the war.
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>>64999216
>>64999222
oh fuck off and have a little fun faggots.
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>>64999269
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BUT YOU CAN DIP YOUR FEET EVERY ONCE IN A LITTLE WHILE
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>>64999348
b-b-but muh pension
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>>64999348
>implying the empire didn't use slave labor
>implying stormtroopers aren't innocent slaves

While I'm on this subject, I'd like to bring up the fact that Finn kills stormtroopers. Let that sink in. How fucking hypocritical is that shit? The only reason he left the order is because he didn't want to kill innocents yet he barely bats an eye stabbing stormtroopers with a lightsaber.
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>>64999240
There are no innocents on a death star.
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He was close to turning at the beginning of RotJ.
He just force chokes two guards at jabba's palace.
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>>64999465
nice try rebel propaganda
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>>64998894
Did the EU end up making Luke adept in both light and dark force abilities? I recall him being able to use Force Lightning and shit.

I hope Episode VIII has him do some badass stuff. Maybe they'll recreate that scene from Force Unleashed where a Star Destroyers is force pulled down from space.
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>>64999446
>volunteers for the Imperial army
>slaves

You do know the stolen at birth thing from TFA is a First Order unique recruitment right?

POWs and slaves are a possibility, but that doesn't justify inaction against a planet destroying super weapon.
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>>64999476
They were men, men can't be darksideded against shitlord
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>>64999240

A few thousand office workers vs. the immediate destruction of an entire planet along with all of your friends
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>>64999446
storm troopers aren't innocent you shit. even finn deserves to die until he makes the decision to rebel.
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>>64999538
I hope so too but he was looking pretty white in TFA so I think he may be making the same mistakes as the OG Jedi
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>>64999476
>force choke
Nah Luke didn't know how to do a force choke. He force pushed the guys throat, that's why he stumbled backwards while Vader choke victims didn't.
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>>64999580
The emperor vs the galaxy.

You got SNOKED bitch
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That bitch got a single taste of the dark side and renounced it so hard he boomeranged to the light side and got stuck there.
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>>64999240
>George Lucas a shit
...what?

Did you mean to say George Lucas IS
shit?

George Lucas is a shit, perhaps?

Fucking hell, how stupid is this site?
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>>64999509
>i was just following the orders
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>>64999659
Still, yoda taught him the force was not to be used to attack.
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>>64999729
stay mad palpatine
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>>64999738
its a meme you dip
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>>64999738
Newfag detected.
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>>64999771
>its a meme you dip

...what?

Did you mean to say IT'S a meme you dipSHIT?


Fucking hell, how stupid is this site?
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>>64999361
no

Confused travolta is a shit reddit meme that got spammed there, we don't need it here
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>continues to beat his poor disabled father after he's down

Talk is cheap and Luke is a bad man
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>>64999831
Did you just use capitals in an improper manner? How stupid is this anon?
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>>64999831
Point at this retard. Point at this retard and laugh.
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>>64999738
show puss or is guy
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>>64999880
At the 2 second mark why didn't Vader slash his lightsaber through Luke's chest or stomach?
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>>64999880
he was talking shit dog, "THAN PERHAPS SHE WILL" "THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY PUNK BITCH?!?"
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>>64999361

Hello Reddit
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>>64999974
It's painfully obvious Vader was holding back in that fight.
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>>65000000
Look at them
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>>65000000
fucking niggers
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>>64999974
Because Luke is the main character and his plot armor involves his combatants becoming retarded.
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>>65000000
What did he mean by this?
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>>65000000
Oh fuck
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>>65000000
It's all over.
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>>65000000
>already at this number
more proof that /tv/ needs to be split into /film/ and /tv/
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>>64999880
Reminder that Luke goes from that to this without any known training and is clearly a Mary Sue.
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>>65000000
Big Get 4 u
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>>65000000
CHECKED
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>>65000136
He has training between films and he's never encountered somebody using the force against him before.
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>>65000000

Fuck you.
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>>65000000
Just noticed my # on that post lol damn!
I'll never get that again lol what would you even call that shit?
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>>65000000
It has happened
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I wish luke would force choke me
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>>65000000
wasted get
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>>65000214
A GET you pathetic newcunt
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>>65000136
He had one year to train with a lightsaber and his force powers.

Way more time than five minutes after seeing a technique like Rey.

Fucking Reyfags are cancer.
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>>65000224
I wish I could force choke ANH Luke
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>>65000000
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>>65000000
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>>65000000
Noice.
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>>65000266
I think if we both turn into luke this can work out
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>>65000206
>>65000265
Offscreen character development doesn't count as real character development and ROTJ Luke is bullshit.
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>>65000000
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>>65000265
>>65000206
gr8 b8 m8
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>>65000260
Why is it a "get" lol im not baiting Ive actually been on here since like 2010 (I know not that long lol) but im just curious so I know, instead of pretending to know. anyway but yeah Luke should've trained his sister to fight
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>>65000337
g8 b8mn
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>>64999738
You a shit m7.
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>>64999240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGOVbXF7Iog
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>>65000000
>Those Hexes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>65000000
Nice
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>>65000314
In that case it's bullshit that your Rey is good with a staff since we never see her practice with it.

Congrats, you made Rey into an even bigger Mary Sue with your retard requirements.
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>>65000340
lol i don know lol friend its just some 4chen thing lol actually iv been here forever it seems like 2013 like i dont even lol just let the force flow through you like lol you know man whatever its aaaall gooodd lol heh
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People that excessively use "lol" in a sentence need to end themselves.
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>>65000000
THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY PUNK BITCH?
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>>6500049

lol
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>>65000441
Rey's staff shit is justified because of what we know about her time before the movie. There is no evidence in ROTJ to imply that Luke was training. In fact, it's implied that his visit to Yoda in ROTJ is the first one since leaving in TESB. The closest thing we get to in-movie implication of his training aside from him suddenly becoming OP is the deleted scene that shows him constructing a lightsaber.

The thing that's bullshit about Rey is that her staff skill is used to justify her lightsaber skill because those are two different kinds of combat.
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>>65000525
were gonna make PUNK BITCH a thing today
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Luke turning to the darkside just seems unbelievable because there's nothing for him in turning to the Dark side. He has no reason to join the Emperor or take Vader's place. They should've framed Luke's temptation to the darkside more as him misinterpreting what it means to be a Jedi. Like he'd care more about abusing his powers to save his friends rather than using them to uphold order and good.
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>>65000000
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>I am a Jedi... like my father before me.
>So be it... Jedi.
How badass is that simple exchange? I know it's old. I know it's one of the most well known lines of the entire franchise, but it just sounds so fucking cool. That's a trailer line if I ever heard one.
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>>65000545
>There is no evidence in ROTJ to imply that Luke was training.

Or, you know, his first action in RotJ is something we haven't seen him do before, and his boost in self-confidence. Visual storytelling, m8, learn it.
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>>65000636
I wonder what the actual dialogue was in that scene before the actors told George that his dialogue sucks and came up with their own shit.
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>>64999868
and how would you know?
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>>65000658
Also, when Chewie is talking to Han right after he wakes up and tells him Luke is a Jedi Knight. Han sounds shocked as if Luke was nowhere near being a real Jedi at the end of Empire.
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>>65000000
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>>65000561
Kylo Ren is a punk bitch
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>>65000000

here for the get
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>>65000681
>I won't turn to the dark side! The Sith are evil!
>From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
>Well then YOU are evil!
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>>65000000
nice

>>65000777
also nice
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>>65000340
A get, my nigga, is named for when u call a # like dubs and you get that shit
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>>65000072
he was talking shit dog
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>>64999240
>>64999240
>i'd say killing thousands of office workers is pretty fucking Dark Side.

https://youtu.be/dGOVbXF7Iog?t=1m5s
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>>65000000
Impressive. Very nice
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>>65000833
Like I just did
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>>64999361
>fun
Fucking kill yourself you shit mentally unnbale retard.
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>>64999240

>Helping to build a weapon which can destroy planets
>Innocent
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>>65000000
SIX zeroes? What the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>65000000
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Channeling the dark side unknowingly through a few angry swings isn't the same as full on dedicating your life to serving Sheev and killing younglings.
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>>65001029
I bet you're a fun person.
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>>65000000
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>>64999361
>>65001519
>m-muh ebin reddit humor
fuck off
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>>64999320
Prove it by posting your cunt
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>>65001780
>knowing it's from reddit in the first place
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>>65000000
screencap this
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>>65000000
wew lad
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>>65000000
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>>65000000
no
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>>65000000
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>>64998894
He momentarily tapped into the Dark Side through his anger to defeat Vader but didn't embrace it like Sheev wanted him too.
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It's HABBENING, crosspost GET

>>65000000

>>>/sp/65000000
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>>65002623
what the fug
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Guys do you think i could rock the luke-style if i changed my hair?
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>>64999240
Well (at least when EU was still intact) they adressed that problem in KotOR 2 and the Mass Shadow Generator or whatever the fuck it was called. It massacred so many people that it actually tore a hole in the Force and left many Jedi either insane or unable to touch the Force entirely.

So, I blame only the light-hearted tone of the movies that it's never brought up.
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>>64998982
wow they really tried to go all out with that stupid flap symbolism
one scene is enough, but hackboy thought we were so stupid that we wouldn't get it the first time, he had to shove it down our throats in 10 more scenes
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>>65002623
holy shit

same fucking time
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>>65002836
that's a quote preview glitch
if you go to /sp/ it's a different post with a different time
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>>65002836
nevermind

but still pretty nice
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this whole confrontation was so fucking cringey
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>>65000000
That doesn't even make sense. I've seen the movie too faggot. That didn't happen.
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>>65002930
don't take me too seriously kid, I'm the double trips master and you will obey.
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>>65002745
Not nearly cute enough
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>>64999348
>genocide is le bad
reddit everyone
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>>65003174
no, it's "danger of killing a lot of people actually justifies killing also a lot of people"

fucking imbeciles
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>>64999476
force powers are not fucking video game powers with stats and a designated side
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>>64998982
>no webm with the music edit


brb gonna make a thread on /wsg/
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>>65003174
>calling someone reddit for saying genocide is bad
/pol/ is the biggest cancer
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>>65003330
eugenics fits under the definition of "genocide"
eugenics is not inherently bad
therefore genocide is not inherently bad

debate me
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>>64999974
Vader doesn't want to kill Luke, that's pretty obvious if you pay attention to the movies.
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>>64999240

This was also when he was younger and naive. He did what he had to do in a time of war. I don't think RotJ Luke would have done the same thing
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>>65003710
'badness' is a property of your mental states
'badness' does not inhere in objects
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>>65003260
Yoda says you can only use the force for defense and knowledge and shit

Force choking simple pig niggers that work for Jabba is not defense.
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>>64999831
It's a meme you dip
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>>64999999
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>>64999240
If The Empire is anything like The First Order than all the "cleaners and catering staff" were also Stormtroopers who had duties to perform.
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>>65003174
Then what was wrong with killing the people on the Death Star?
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>>64999738

Fucking new fags.
Can't there be some way to prevent them from posting until they learn a bit about board cultures?
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>>65006673
>anime
Fuck off Newfag

>>>/a/
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>>64999183

/thread
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>>64999738
Welcome, new friend

Now, fuck off back to leddit
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>>65006911
keked
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>>64999738
Fuck off back to reddit, newfriend.
Try lurking for at least one year before embarrassing yourself
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>>64998982
I would kill for this gif but made with Billy Bats instead
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>>65002623
>/tv/ and /sp/ have the same post count
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>>65007854
What does 4chan mean by this?
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>>65008041
it means /tv/ is growing in popularity because it is the best board
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>>65007854
>both are meme dense boards

/tv/ and /sp/ are an elite combo
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Being a Jedi is supposed to be about not giving into hatred and fear, right? And once you do that you're immediately given over to the dark side? But Obi-Wan straight up tells Luke before he leaves for Endor that there's no other way to beat the Emperor other than by killing Vader.

What gives? Was Obi-Wan wrong? Was Luke going to fuck up the Emperor after killing Vader and then settle down and go back to being a peaceful Jedi?
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So do the Sith call it the dark side?
It's just because the Rebels seem the villains of the peice to me.
Surely the Empire think themselves to be the good guys.
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>>64999771
>>64999771

underated post. upboat
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>>65008411
Obiwan realized the prophecy was incomplete.
Anakin is the chosen one who does bring balance to the force, but he does it by dying.
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>>64999446
>Let that sink in
Fuck off with that tumblr tier terminology. Finn explicitly says he doesn't want to kill for the First Order not that he won't kill, he wants out and will make some questionable decisions to do so. He's a three dimensional character with a skewed moral compass.
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>>65002745
You have to be a qt pie to actually pull it off.
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>>64999999
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>>65008554
Yes they call it the Dark Side NUMEROUS times have you ever watched Star Wars in your life?
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>the absolute anger in this thread

how do you people not find this shit so fucking funny?
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>>65000136
That's not what a Mary Sue is, you dolt.
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