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JUST

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/norm_of_the_north/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bN0T3Gny1s
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this had a positive review yesterday

why did it get removed?
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>>64994699
It was reclassified as negative.
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>>64995182
>Not even the positive reviews are positive

This fucking film
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am i the only one who can't tell the difference between this shitty flick and the rest of the children's shitty flicks that are released every year? why is this one getting so much flack compared to all the ones that go well?
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Why is Rob Schneider still getting work?
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It's like every animated movie now has some minions like sidekicks that they need to ape in order to appeal to little kids. I wonder if even kids will grow tiresome of this trend.
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>>64995919
I think you might actually be a bit retarded.

Sorry.
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>>64995919

I don't know much about this film but from that clip the OP posted alone the animation is downright horrible.
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>>64993452
This looks awful. I'm sure a lot of talented artists are wishing their name wasn't on it.
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>>64995931
Name recognition maybe?
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>>64995919
You have autism
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>>64995931
Cause Rob "Five Dollars and a meal at a Diner" Schneider is cheap to hire.
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I just checked Wikipedia and apparently this thing has somehow made 8.8 million.
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>>64995931
Cause he's jewish?
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>>64995953
>>64996126

fantastic deductive reason. you know what you've revealed about yourself? that you're literally plebs. all the hate for this film is a fucking meme. there is no difference between this kids film and the plethora of kids films released every year besides the fact that this one has a huge hate train that everyone is latching onto.
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>>64996465
Except this isn't funny and is animated like shit
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>>64996465
why do sperglords do this? why, after getting called out for being a retarded faggot, would you go on an autistic tirade about a kids movie?

the mentally DAMAGED should be gassed at birth
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>>64996465
It's a generic plot, isn't funny, terrible animation, terrible voice acting
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>>64995931
Jewish privilege
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>>64996566
>>64996614

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_ZRKMaNIy0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8A_F5oYJGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixZfHe4ehzw
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>>64995938
never

even adults live minions
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>>64996682

oh, just like every other kids movie (aside from the standouts)
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>>64996465
The dialogue is uninspired and made for TV 3d cartoons have better animation quality
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>>64996734
>he went and found 3 (what he thinks are) similar movies
>hes seriously this dedicated to arguing over kids movies

you are /tv/ incarnate
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>>64996775

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p-0FxJ6kvQ
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>conniving property developer in New York

ho boy
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>>64996805

no. you're literally a pleb. there is nothing try hard about pointing out that the hate for this film is ridiculous when it's the same as 90% of other animated kids movie that comes out.

you fail to admit that you hate on this movie because everyone else is hating on it.
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>This is our new Foodfight!

Christ, Bill Nighy is in this
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How rottent tomatoes works:

0-25% = pretty good, not terrible
25%-50% = Great solid movie
50-60% = GOAT FILMS
70-100% = Purchased reviews by the jews.
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>>64996859
>he thinks i have any idea what this movie is

Im literally here to literally only literally laugh at you, sperglord
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>>64996909

that's literally the saddest thing i've ever heard. you're literally lower than a leach on the totem pole of life.
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>>64996128
Rob "Career Hider" Schneider
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>>64996871

At least Foodfight had "heart". This is just obnoxious faux-Dreamworks trash. Not to mention:

Charlie Sheen as a deadpan dog detective making corny food puns>Rob Schneider as an obnoxious fat bear
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>Ride Along 2
>14%
>#1 at the box office
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>>64996859
>this is the same as Inside Out
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>>64995919
It looks bad. Compare this to happy feet or anything out of pixar/disney kungfu panda etc.
The commercials aren't doing it anh favors. reminds me of a slightu bigger budget attemp of a local small time tv channels attempt at sat morn cartoons
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>>64996909
Stop responding to him.

He's only in it for the replies.
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>>64996949
Rob "No Job" Schneider
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>>64996980

>Inside Out = 90% of other animated kids movies.

learn to read
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>>64997039
Rob "Sandler rider" Schneider
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>>64996465

this desu senpai

There are rare exceptions from Pixar but I feel this way about most kids movies
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>>64996859
Do you seriously watch any animated movies?
There's a huge difference between this one and those.
Plus, since you want to make the argument it looks like 90% of other animated movies, then what about live action movies?
All of them essentially look alike, right? It doesn't matter what it looks like; when a movie is bad, people have the right to say it's bad.
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Time to club some seals
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>having a false sense of superiority because you think you're above children/family films
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>>64996955
>redditors silent over the past week as they realize /tv/ was right and starshit will never surpass avatar
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>>64997039
>>64997068
Rob "The Rock minus steroids" Schneider
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>>64997106
pixar usually hits a homer out of the park
i wasnt sure how inside out would turn but it was nicely done
are they perfect though, no the good dinasaur doesnt spark a bit of interest in me
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>>64993452
I saw an ad for this and honestly could not believe they were passing off this concept and animation as a "big" film. The humor they presented was cliche and just awful
Looks like a straight to dvd thing
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>>64996949
Rob "The Filipino Faggot" Schneider
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>Bill Nighy
Why?
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>>64996734
shaun the sheep is just a shit adaptation. The other two are, yes, pretty much identical. But that means you've provided 1 example and tried to pass it off as 3.
Nice try. Jew.
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JUST
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>>64997168
Stupid rabbit poster
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>>64995919
this is part of the reason I'm giving it a bad name
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>>64997262
Rob "Not an oven insider" Schneider
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>>64996980
That movie was shit
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Rob "The bark of the spider" Schneider
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>0% RT (2.8/10)
>22/100 Metacritic
>CinemaScore: B-

do people not understand letter grading systems?
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>>64996465
>fantastic deductive reason. you know what you've revealed about yourself? that you're literally plebs.

Is this a new meme?
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>>64993452
>Heather Graham

Fucking christ. The time she spent recording a voice is time she could've been getting her tits out in another film. 0/10 for that alone.
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>>64997420
> look mom i'm being contrarian on the internet again no seriously come look
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>>64995919
It's because it looks like it's made for the PS2

The artistic scheme makes it look about 16 years too late. There's no bright, popping colors and textures that were in Inside Out or The Good Dinosaur. It's not as polished looking or as unique looking as Minions art.

Modern animation movies need a bit more character than "big goofy talking animal". That shit is so 1990s
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>>64997340
i hate that art style with big rond noses, why is it so popular ...
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>>64997571
>looks like it's made for the PS2
>fedora
>literally reddit
>the next /mlp/

It's possible to concoct a sentence without knee-jerk memeshitting
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>>64995919
Just look at this scene. Tremendously bad editing and really awful jokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKidnhaQXTY


Btw, Rob Schneider is new John Leguizamo.
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>>64997571
>Modern animation movies need a bit more character than "big goofy talking animal". That shit is so 1990s


JUST
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>>64993452
>that video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDGud3o0Nrc
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>>64997777
>Rob Schneider is new John Leguizamo
John's a legit good actor who appears in films of varying quality. Rob…
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>>64997340
This looks like some Walmart Bargain Bin knockoff DVD like Little Panda Fighter or Ratatoing.
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>>64998010
> poser 5 / 6 default characters

fucking triggered
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>>64997999
Blame Get Squirrely.
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>>64997768
Fuck u on about m8
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>>64995931
>Milton
I always lose it.
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>>64995919
Because it is significantly worse and you're a fucking idiot with no standards.
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>>64997340
Is this the new crazy frog?
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>>64997937
And every single one of those flopped apart from the Madagascar spinoff
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>>64997777
Quads confirm

Norm is shit
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Rob "The Cob Making Your Anus Wider" Schneider
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>>64999060
>big hero 6

>flop
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>>64997777
So this movie that looks worse than fucking Jimmy Neutron got a theatrical release? Christ, I cannot get over how fucking awful the animation is.
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>>64998835

>hasn't even seen it

you're everything wrong with the world
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>>64999060
Big Hero 6 was highest grossing animated movie of 2014, it made almost 200 million dollars

Also

>Zootopia flopped
>Release Date: March 4, 2016
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>>64993452
Muslim belly dancer and her son Muhhamed gave it a ten out of ten though
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>>64999060

literally only one of those flicks flopped
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>>64999153
>>64999426
>>64999482

BTFO>>64999060
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>>64999060

JUST FLOP MY SHIT UP
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>>64997768
Sorry Norm
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this movie is socialist propaganda for young children
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>>64995919

It looks like it's from fucking 1999. The first Shrek holds up better than this.
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>>64996734

Fuck you. Shaun the Sheep is gr8
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>>64997168
>shamelessly watching and discussing movies made for tiny babies with other grown, single men
>deluding yourself into thinking it's not pathetic

lel
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>>65000110

>From of the North - 2015 budget = $18 million

>Shrek - 2001 budget = $60 million

hmm...i wonder why......
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>>64999686
The first film was tolerable if you didn't mind the only hispanic character voices being the criminals
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>>64995938
>It's like every animated movie … appeal to little kids

Where did your life go so wrong
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>>64993452
It's like everyone just wants to punish Rob Schneider by giving it that score. He deserves it
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>The city that never sleeps is about to get a wake-up call.
That doesn't even work as a joke.
Unless it's some meta-commentary thing where Norm (the wake-up call) isn't needed at all.
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>>64996734
>shitting on Shaun the Sheep
>calling others plebs

Literally kek
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>>65002927

literally didn't shit on it at all. the format of the trailer is exactly the fucking same. are you that blind?
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>>65002927

How are the stories between these two flicks any different?
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>>65000242
Alot of the animation some of the budget was on wasn't even used so...
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>>64993452
>artic
>ARTIC
>A >R >T >I >C
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I knew when I saw the trailer.
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>>64999440
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>>65003170
>Alot of the animation some of the budget was on wasn't even used so...

Jesus Christ, do you even speak english?
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>>64993452
>http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/norm_of_the_north/
> A pioneering feat in the field of twerking polar bear animation but blearily retrograde in every other respect, Norm of the North should only be screened in case of parental emergency.
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>>65003068
>"am i the only one who can't tell the difference between this shitty flick and the rest of the children's shitty flicks that are released every year? why is this one getting so much flack compared to all the ones that go well?"
>"you know what you've revealed about yourself? that you're literally plebs. all the hate for this film is a fucking meme. there is no difference between this kids film and the plethora of kids films released every year besides the fact that this one has a huge hate train that everyone is latching onto."
>nothing said about trailers

Nice backtracking senpai
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>>64993452
Rotten tomatoes is filled with industry plants. He just so happened to "read" a message from the head of the studio.
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>>65004638
Fuck, that's actually pretty sad lmao.
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