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Who is Luke Skywalker?

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Who is Luke Skywalker?
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>>64884034
Luke Skywalker.
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Tell me who Luke Skywalker is, or else...
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>>64884397
bill paxton is in that movie
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>>64884034
>>64884034
Are you talking about Luke Prime or Bigger Luke?
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>>64884034
Wait, do you mean Luke, Luuke, or Luuuke?
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Luke Skywalker? Nope, don't know him, I'm George Luke.
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lukebros, where are you :(
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>>64884661
Sleeping.
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im here
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>>64884661
Here, anon.
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>>64884816
aww
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>>64884034
Luke a cute! CUTE!
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>>64884766
Fuck, he's so small
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>>64884717
This actually, I just woke up.
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>>64884654
>Luke, Luuke, or Luuuke?

Do they seriously call them that in the EU?
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I wonder what Hamill's career would have been like had he not had the accident.
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>>64885286
Probably not that far, the "in" thing at the time was really masculine dudes, not waify pretty boys.
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>>64885360
Oh god, it looks like Yoda's contemplating shoving that inside Luke
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>>64885519
>no bra

Why is Carrie Fisher such a slut?
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Everything. Nothing.
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>>64885418
didn't notice the watermark, here is a better version
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>>64885547
There's no underwear in space, according to Lucas.
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>>64885746
Aaaaa
this is precious
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>>64885631
Rofl can somebody make a gif of Han walking towards Luke, its hilarious
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>>64885040
I want Mark to protect me
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>>64885488
From the thumbnail, is like she's holding his decapitated head
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These threads make me wonder why Hiro hasn't made a sfw husbando/waifu board. /hm/ and /s/ are shit.
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>>64885954
I wish this scene was in the movie, even if ANH was perfect like it was.
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>>64885954
>Luke's hat

Kawaii
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Only guy in the galaxy who lifts, apparently
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>>64886469
This picture is ridiculous.
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>>64886481
That is way gayer than that one picture. You know which one
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>>64886369
this guy totally tapped dat bp
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>>64886140
Who's the grill?
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>>64886532
>You know which one

Explain
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>>64886653
I wish I had a cute friend like Luke, he'd probably wanted to cuddle at some point. I mean look at him
Cuddly cuddly cuddly
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>>64885286
He probaly would've entered the voice acting business earlier, or would be stuck doing ''the pretty wimpy boy'' for most movies. In a way, having his face destroyed helped the character.
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>>64886522
it's fucking glorious
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>>64886848
>or would be stuck doing ''the pretty wimpy boy''

My dick would've been fine with that.
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Why does his mouth look so puffy here?
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This entire thread is a cute
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>>64886745
He'd probably love holding hands and snuggling against others in his sleep.
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I don't really see the difference between pre- and after-accident Hamill.
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>>64887132
I think the crash was still fresh at that point. The fact that his mouth is puffy leads me to believe he suffered more than just a broken nose.
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>>64887132
Post accident. His face was all swollen in ESB.
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>>64887165
His chin gets a bit wider, and the nose somewhat smaller, in the end of Return of the Jedi his face is pretty wrinkly too
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>>64887219
The crash happened shortly after the first film had been released, Empire began shooting in 1979
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>>64887165
>broken nose
>droopy left eyelid
>cheeks deflated

He was still qt in ESB, but it's clear he aged exponentially in ROTJ due to the crash.
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>>64887238
>and the nose somewhat smaller

More like flatter and more crooked
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>>64885571
Eenie, meenie, mynie, moe.
I wonder where this block will go.
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>>64887165
Search the Christmas special and you can see how ruined his face was
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>>64887165
It's not very noticeable in TESB aside from the scenes where his face is super fucked up but he looks pretty damn weathered in some scenes in ROTJ.
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>>64887300
>ywn kiss Luke on the cheek and see his big eyes light up in surprise and modest glee
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>>64887278
NIPPLES
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>>64886934
>Luke going down to give Biggs a blowjob
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>>64887132
Sucking dick will do that to a guy.
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>>64887281
He was still doing surgery then, trying to repair the damage.
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I understand people don't want to accuse Mark of lying or are in denial, but it was more than a broken nose.

This is from '78. Tell me what kind of aging causes one to have a fucked eye socket in 1 year +/-.
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>>64887795
>I understand people don't want to accuse Mark of lying or are in denial, but it was more than a broken nose.

This. Pretty sure he said it was horrible at the time, but is now downplaying it because it's probably tiring being constantly reminded of it.
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>>64887889
>no footage of the tiny smooch harrison gave him in a botched take

Unfair
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>>64888031
Wait, Ford kissed Hamill?
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>>64884816
Carrie got double penetrated that night
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>>64888088
Yeah, and we'll never ever see it.
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>>64888088
In some oldass interview Mark talks about how Harrison Ford was actually a pretty funny dude and in one take instead of saying "That's two you owe me" he gave Mark a little kiss.
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>>64885954
What's up with that dopey hat?

>>64886589
Yeah, she's cool.
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>>64885110
He has clones named Luuke and Luuuke in the EU. It's pretty fucking stupid and it's becoming a meme. Glad it's not canon
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>>64888144
I hope he never gets rid of the beard because he has the awesome old man look down perfectly now.
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>>64887685
Don't be lewd in a Luke thread.
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>>64888190
I want to smell his armpits...
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>>64888144
>>64888154
D-did they actually record it? Is there actual footage of Luke and Han kissing?
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>>64888309
>kiss on the lips
>after han gets frozen
now just what did she mean by this?
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>>64888309
There's no way they didn't want to fug, siblings or not.
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>>64888363
They were filming, so it was recorded. Now, George probably trashed it because ~gay
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>>64888309
Christ, Leia is a whore.
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>>64888375
She means that the trilogy should have ended in polyamory.
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>>64888395
>Now, George probably trashed it because ~gay

FUCKING

HACK
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What did he mean by that?
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>>64888387
>that floppy pullable hair

ANH Luke is a special kind of gift.
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>>64888445
Bet Leia is the type who would get off to Luke and Han fucking each other.
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>>64888497
That Lucas is a hack.
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>>64888497
Based Hamill knows George is a talentless hack
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>>64888387
Makes me wonder how they got all these actors together in these films.
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>>64888564
But, anon, can you blame her? I'd even with Biggs.
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>>64884816

I bet she's already high even there.
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post boipuccy
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>>64885954

Man, Luke hugs everyone.
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>>64888353
Do you think Luke would be the type to get really embarrassed and blushy if you were to do something really lewd, like lick his armpits?
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>>64888693

>not wanting to fuck based Biggs
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>>64888899
>>64888805
why did they cut this ?
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>>64888197
>What's up with that dopey hat?

His hat is adorable.
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>>64888805
>>64888899
>luke's sweetest moment in ROTJ is cut

Goddammit Lucas
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>>64888961
Probably because of the incest kiss.
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>>64888808
Luke is hungry for love and cuddles.
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>>64888882
yeah, he would try to stop you, claiming it's dirty and you shouldn't demean yourself, then give up in pleasure bliss blushing with his eyes closed, lips parted and moaning softly

he'd try to return the favor, later
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>>64888882
ANH Luke, yes.
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And that was that with the deleted scenes webm involving luke.
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>>64884034
Either Darth Vader or Emperor Palpatine
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>>64888942
Truly a beauty and gone too soon.
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>>64889267
Thank you, as always.
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>>64889152
>he'd try to return the favor, later

I'd insist he doesn't need to and distract him from feeling obligated by playing with his nipples while kissing and sucking his neck.
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>>64889267
Thanks anon, you're a star.
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>>64889267
I need webms! Webms of literally every scene of ANH Luke!
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>>64888899
This is cool. Where are they? What point in the movie did that fit in?
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>>64888805
>>64888899
Where would this take place in the film? Also how did they capture this footage?
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>>64888801
There is no Hamill boypussy unfortunately.
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>>64889509
Right after fucking up the barge and right before Luke goes back to Dagobah iirc
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>>64889509
>>64889515
after han rescued and they prepare leave tatooine
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>>64889537
>>64889553
Cool. It's a neat scene.
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>>64889419
>>64889453
>>64889485
If there are any particular requests, I can fulfill them. Otherwise, I'll just continue with random Luke scenes until the image limit.
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>>64884034
It comes down to a character's ironies, doesn't it? An entire film can be based around ironic traits.

Farmer and knight
Priest and warrior
Theocrat and semi-imperialist
Impatient and meditative
Bohemian and Apollonian
Inclusive and familial
Etc etc.

http://youtu.be/0Okh8m6bxC8
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>>64889437
Then work your way down until you reach his BP.

Wonder how embarrassed he'd get if you rimmed him.
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>>64889601
Random Lukes are always acceptable.
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>>64889601
I'd appreciate any Bespin duel or Dagobah scenes you haven't already done.
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>>64889601
The original scene, with Luke seeing the trio until Leia embraces him

https://youtu.be/WBrLHMCTDAA
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I love these threads.
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>>64889768
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>>64884034
...
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>>64889851
Post the one with Hayden, you fucking hack.
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>>64889782
>that childlike joy at being handed a gun
I'm obviously biased as fuck but I'd probably watch an entire movie of naive Luke gleeflully fumbling around with dangerous equipment and trying not to get his shit wrecked the entire time.
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>>64884034
Where was Luke in '62?
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>>64889851
Thanks, based webm anon
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>>64890146
>R2 relentlessly trying to suck his dick
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>>64889947
Hayden a shit
SHIT
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Fairly sure they tagteamed her after this was taken.
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>>64889953
This desu, where's the animated series about cute innocent Luke's daily adventures?
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>>64890300
>that lighting

muh dick
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>>64890329
Mark apparently didn't get involved in that.
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>>64889953

Imagine being gay or a woman and having all these movies with male protagonists to love. It seems nice.
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>>64890300
It's funny, if Luke were a girl there'd be cries of sexism since he constantly needs rescuing, gets his shit kicked in, and isn't all that strong. But since he's a guy, feminist Reyfags like calling him a Mary Sue to make her look better in comparison.
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Wookie-media:

Throughout the succeeding decades, Skywalker helped keep peace throughout the galaxy as the New Republic slowly defeated small remnants of the Empire. When Palpatine returned in the form of several clone bodies, Luke temporarily fell to the dark side and became the resurrected Emperor's apprentice. He was later redeemed with the help of his friends, and continued with his goal of reviving the Jedi Order. In 11 ABY, he founded the New Jedi Order, and began teaching Force-sensitives about the ways of the Force at the Jedi Praxeum, fulfilling his destiny as the first of the new Jedi. In the midst of this rebirth came numerous challenges for Skywalker and his apprentices, including the Black Fleet Crisis, the Almanian Uprising, and the lure of Waru, but Skywalker, aided by fellow Jedi and his friends, was able to overcome each trial. Meanwhile, after a long series of failed relationships, Luke married fellow Jedi and former Emperor's Hand Mara Jade in 19 ABY.

>ttyl, what does this mean?
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>>64890504
*too long, didn't read.
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>>64890215
Do you think R2 and 3PO both want to fuck Luke?
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>>64890504
Mara Jade sucks, I'm so glad everything in the EU is now considered non-canon fanfiction.
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>>64890471
>that little twirl

This is one magical girl motherfucker
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>getting married

http://youtu.be/vpj1DYK4fCs
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>>64884034
Sheev
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>>64890613
You could probably make a looping gif with them both spinning.
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>ROTJ period
>EXT. SPACE
>EXT. Wind blows the sand of Tattooine
>INT. Luke's home
>Luke: I feel ready to face my father. *holds turned off lightsaber*
>Anon: I still don't think you should go alone.
>Luke: This is my job. I must confront him.
>Anon: Kill him?
>Luke: *silence*
>Threepio: Master Luke, you have a new message. Go on, R2, play it!
>R2 *beeps*
>projects a hologram
>[hologram image] Han Solo: Hey kid. Haven't heard from you in a while, Leia is worried. I mean..we're worried. Call back as soon as you can, got it? [hologram stops]
>Anon: You didn't tell them you were here?
>Luke: No.
>Anon: I see..
>Luke: Anon! I'm a Jedi now. You know the Jedis shouldn't commit to..to..
>Anon: *puts his hands around Luke's face* Luke. I love you.
>Luke: *looks in the distance* I love you too.
>Anon: Then you'll find a way...
>Luke: Why didn't I just stay on Tattooine with you. Life would be so less complicated.
>Anon: You know that was never your destiny.
>Luke: But...you are.
>Anon: *pauses*
>Anon: I will go with you anywhere.
>Luke: Even when I'm old and grumpy Jedi Master like old Ben Kenobi?
>Anon: *smiles*
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>>64890613
Luke is basically a magical girl
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>>64890300
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
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>>64890895
>that gay ass pink background

They're making this too easy
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>>64890750
I'm glad this shit is not canon anymore
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Based Hamill is cool with gay Luke
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>>64890986
What a dull, boring looking fight.

And retards actually call this shitty movie the best in the franchise? What the fuck?
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>>64890997
Fake and gay
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>>64891038
ur gay
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Don't try to sexualize Luke Skywalker. He's the most pure being in the galaxy, and will never turn to the dark side.
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>>64891084
Shut the fuck up dickwad.
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>>64890997
Does Luke... ever have impure thoughts? Has he ever cruised into Coruscant to pick up some buxom blondes?

Oh I forgot Luke's the only blond in Star Wars.

https://youtu.be/hNbWavmDrFQ
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>we need to sell our young male protagonist but he's not the type of masculine man the public likes
>i have an idea lets feminize him as much as possible without putting him in a dress and have him pose like a female action lead
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>>64891078
https://mobile.twitter.com/kynoren/status/687094098600173569

Luke confirmed for perfect waifu.
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>>64885581
How did he do it so fast?
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>>64891215
Bisexual master race Luke confirmed?
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>>64891201
Well he was supposed to be a girl originally. They should've put him in a dress at some point tbqh
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>>64891197
>Does Luke... ever have impure thoughts?

No, his fantasies involve chaste kissing and hugs.
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>>64891280
Removing the pants to his farmboy outfit would be sufficient.
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>>64891431
Why was the rifle so stupidly long?
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>>64889601
Would it be possible for you to webm some of Mark's earlier, pre-SW work?
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>>64891460
It wasn't stupidly long, he's just stupidly small.
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>>64887803
Well we can say Lucas isn't that good with future proofing his story.
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>>64891215
BASED
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>>64891492
>gets absolutely fucking rekt by a bunch of random objects and sucked out a window

Such a Mary Sue guys
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>Luke (V.O.)
>Autism is strong in my family. I have it. My father has it. My sister has it. You have that disease too.
>Rey: That's impossible!
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>>64891225
From practicing yoga
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>>64891492
>>64890986

The original fights were so much better, they had weight and since it had fewer actions your brain paid attention to every one, making them both urgent and memorable
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>>64891460
Lucas's latent homosexual urges bleeding through into the ridiculously oversized phallic props.
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Is it this easy to make Hamillust threads now? You used to have to try and make it look like a normal thread.
>>
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>>64891523
It seems like that would be the first scene to remove in a Special Edition. I guess George just needed to show that they were happy to have Luke back... too bad he didn't shoot more coverage.
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>>64891586
Anakin and Padme were extremely autistic, but Luke and Leia aren't.
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>>64891471
I'd have to download the source material first, but we are 20 images away from image limit, so it's not plausible today.
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>yfw he dies this year
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>>64891637
Yeah, Anakin and Padme were literally autistic Chad and Stacy of SW universe.
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>>64891573
He literally gets saved by his father in the last fight

maRey a shit!
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>>64891679
STOP
>>
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>>64885571
damn yoda all sexy gettin down on luke
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>>64891673
>so it's not plausible today.

That's alright, I'm willing to wait till next time. Thank you!
>>
>>
>>64891632
>don't be possessive and jealous

Fuck.
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>>64891776
Is he teaching his pointing technique to his son there? How adorable.
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>>64891630
It's still best to start the thread with a decent topic though.

>there's another Hamill thread now
>>
>>
>>64884034
He is the smaller version of Bigger Luke
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>>64891632
The funny thing about this is that he was already dating the woman who would be his wife before SW. So he was either bullshitting like a korean/jap idol or they invented a lot of crap.

They aged him by a decade, too.
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>>64891903
There he go
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What dooooooooo?
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>>64891950
Remove pants so he goes through the rest of the movie in a cute minidress tunic.
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>>64891932
>They aged him by a decade, too.
De-aged him.
He's born in 1951.
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>>64892000
Good idea, anon
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Requesting the GIF of Yoda staring at Luke during training plz
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>>64892042
You mean this? >>64885571
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>>64892042

see

>>64885571
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>>64892036
Yeah, that's what I meant to say. Sorry.
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>>64892000
Fucking brilliant, just imagine how flustered he'd be.
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>>64892042
Don't have a gif but I have this
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>>64892081
I think it's funny.
He was so cute he could pass for a teen.
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>>64892042
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>>64892152
Lukebros will we ever get someone as cute as Hamill in Hollywood ever again?
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>>64891950
Sell him to Jabba so there'd be canon slave Luke.
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>>64892163
Perfect, thanks anon!
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>>64892098
>>64892107
>>64892195
Post crash or not, he was cute as fuck in the Dagobah scenes
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>>64892067
>>64892080
Hadn't played any of the webms, thanks friends

>>64892098
i'll take it, thanks ol chum
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>>64892195
>mfw plebs say Sebastian Stan is the new Hamill

Dude has a fivehead, manly jaw, rape eyes, looks stoned all the time, and is generally nowhere near as cute as prime Mark.
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>>64892271
Sebastian Stan can be attractive and has some similarities to young Mark but his energy and vibe are way off.
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comfy thread
til next time bbys
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>image limit

Will /tv/ ever get the long image limit it deserves?
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>>64892195
No, I don't think so. Young Hamill was cute because
>a) 70s
>b) humble and really not fitting in that awful Hollywood celeb society
>c) he really liked Star Wars
>d) good personality of Mark Hamill was only amplified by 1000 when he portrayed Luke

Mfw we have this precious in at least one more SW movie and maybe even two. ;___;
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>>64890823
hamillust thread here
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>>64884356
/thread
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>>64892422
Cant wait for the outcry once they kill Hamill
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>>64892373
>but his energy and vibe are way off.

He always looks tired and like he hates everything, for one thing. He's basically Harrison Ford's personality with a bit of Hamill's face.
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>>64885352
From JUST to THIS in 3 years.

Last lesson of luke skywalker guys: it`s never to late.
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>>64884034
darth vader's wife's son
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>>64892434
>/thread
>a few posts before bump limit
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Do you think his wife hated him hanging out with Fisher because she was a notorious whore who would sleep with anything that has a pulse?
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>>64892663
No, she knew he was pure
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>>64892663
I'm sure she trusted him. Fisher's slut stories don't seem to involve him, but they do involve Ford.
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Comfy thread, have a nice day bros.
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>>64885571
What's he holding?
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>>64892936
A stick of wood that he is about to use to penetrate his Lukefu
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>>64893158
I hope he rounds the corners off first
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