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*non-diegetic voice over cuts in*
STOP THE FILM!
*freeze frame*
*record scratch*
You ever have one of those BAD days? And I mean really bad? Well it turns out you're not alone. Even Sith Lords have their ups and downs now and again...
Hi. My name's Sheev. I'm the Supreme Head of State of the Galactic Empire. You see the poor chump being manhandled by a cybernetic walking suit over an open silo into the heart of my fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station? Yup. That's me. You may be saying "what are you doing there"? Well, to really understand, we need to go back a few years Before Battle of Yavin...
*rewind to age of the Galactic Republic after the Invasion of Naboo*
I was once of the Royal House and a Senator of Naboo. I was young and bright eyed back then. Those were the days...
You see that unlimited power on the second left? That's me! Man, I looked good back then! And those others? Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan, I remember the time Anakin and R2 defuse the exploding mechno-chair in Labyrinth of Evil, with Obi-Wan in the same room, they were good friends. Mace Dindu and Itstre-sun, ah... We'll get to them later. Okay, lets skip forward a bit...
*fast forward to Sheev graduating from Darth Plagueis the Wise's Sith School*