>Star wars: The Force Awakens How did it awaken?

>>64736250
Within Rey. She let the light in.

>>64736250
Why did it fall asleep?

>>64736250
>Star Wars: The Cuckoldry of White Genocide by Jew Jew Abrams

Terrible movie, really garbage. It barely feels like a Star Wars movie.

>>64736775
>good acting
>no full CGI scenes with terrible effects
>real action instead of slow paced politics shit
>fun, well made characters
Yep, Star Wars is back, after more than 30 years!

>>64736250
Jews

>>64736250
>How did it awaken?
Very similar to how your Mom awakened, right after I stuck my finger in her butthole.

>>64736250
oop #rekt
>>64736911

>>64736250
Female intuition. :)

>>64736250
Rey spent all points on Magic while leaving Charisma and Intelligence at 0.

>>64737152
Magic isn't a fucking stat anywhere you fake nerd.

Rey vaguely figured some shit out while bolted to a chair and it was played for great laughs and made my soul hurt.

I seriously wanted her to try and do Ren's Force Headache thing and accidentally fuck that Stormtrooper's shit up, would have been a great way to show her beginning to learn about the Dark Side, but nope gotta have le hilarious captioned tumblr .gif comedeee

>>64737163
Yeah but then the intelligence joke wouldn't work.

>>64736870
>no full CGI scenes
Bullshit, the "not Mos Eisley Cantina talking to not-Yoda" scene and any scenes involving Starkiller Base were CGI as shit
Han's CGI body falling off the walkway made me vomit internally