Overused Dialogue Shit

>>64705525
You're well rested and you can see who you're attacking. If your opponent wasn't expecting you then you catch them eating breakfast unprepared. Pretty obvious really.

So you have better visibility advantage by attacking from east side, dumdum

>>64705525
Name ONE cinerama where this happens

>first light
>using the sun behind you to obscure the enemy vision
>catching them with their pants down literally during their morning shit
Lots a reasons.

>don't stare directly at the sun

What could happen?

>>64705525
Because they're going to be blinded by the sun as well as still groggy from sleep

>>64705525
They didn't have night vision back then.

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>>64705562

agree
the same reason the DEA will kick your door down at dawn
you ain't expecting it

>never ever drink and drive

How dangerous is it?

>>64705525
Attacking at night generally resulted in disaster throughout history (there are some notable exceptions).

>>64705804
aw that's bullshit. When you're on a long ride - like 3+ hours - there's nothing wrong with a road soda or two.

>well-rested
>200% exp gain
>100% stamina
>your enemies are probably going to be brushing their teeth or still asleep when you attack
>element of surprise
>"holy shit!" wake everyone up we're under attack

>>64705804

More dangerous than driving, depending on conditions and amount you drink

This is literally how the british military (the most powerful military of its time) lost to a few americans with some cheap muskets. The brits had to wake up, take showers, poop, powder their wigs, make breakfast, read the newspaper, drink ten cups of tea, shine their shoes, and wait for the bongs to figure out what time it was. The American rebels just woke up, shat in a hole, drank Budweiser then got their guns and fired randomly at the british soldiers.

>>64705525
>be norwegian conscript
>out on exercise
>we'll attack the enemy's base at 0500
>guy asks "why 0500? We always attack 0500"
He was actually right. Keep in mind, if you ever go to war against Norway they'll most likely surprise attack at 0500.

>>64706008
I laffed

>"never ever invade Russia"
They could make it work

>cop talk
>muh divorce
>muh ex-wife
>muh damn job
>muh alcoholism
>never get to see muh kids
>muh jurisdiction
>fucken FBI being dicks to me and muh boys
>muh chief doesn't understand what a po-lees is

>"You are a big guy"
really? i never understood this shit

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>>64706204
Those are the best ones though

> Spoiler alert!! hahahaha! SPOILER ALERT!!!

i cringe each time someone says this in the movies or in real life.

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>I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you

> How do you know so much about the system?
> BECAUSE I BUILT IT

>"how do we know we can trust you?"
>"you don't"

Bonus cringe if it's ended with "but I'm the only choice you have left"

>"I need two weeks!"
>"You have two days"

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>looks dramatically into the distance at event unfolding
>'MY GOD...'

>Can you repeat that again in English this time?

>"YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?!"

>>64706008
>a few americans with some cheap muskets.

Nice revisionism. You're forgetting about how the three biggest and most powerful European Empires at the time were on America's side.

>>64706991
you mean America, the United States and the good ol' US of A? Three best armies in the history of the world, muh friendolo

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>>64705804

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e86GdG9b66s&ab_channel=Japes_

>>64706991
except it was just US vs GB, and what really happened was that the rebels grew up on their land and used it to their advantage by hiding in bushes and trees while the redcoats used no form of camouflage and walked about cockily.

Dawn is the earliest time with some visibility.

Some armies even practice a ~30 minute defensive line around the camp at dawn to be ready for a potential attack. Not even kidding. "Dawn attacks" are a real thing.

>>64706065

OPSEC retard, pls leave NATO

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>>64707056
damn straight pham

>>64707227
> He's never seen Zero Dark Thirty

>>64707357
Sorry, anon, I don't watch American propaganda.

>We can't transmit, have a look at the transmitter!
>guys try to fix it by opening it up and changing parts
>doesn't work
>damn it, i give up!
>kicks the antenna
>it works now
Fuck you The expanse
Made me delete the it instantly

>>64707147
>forgetting about the French Navy and numerous foreign advisors and mercenaries

>>64707357
whats your point here? one instance disproves years of historical fact?

>>64705626
>Alert the troops we attack at dawn

Ice Age, starring Ray Romano as a mammoth.

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>oh well, whatever
>...nevermind
every fucking time

>>64707622
Hello

>>64707674
Hello

>>64706991
There was no massive land force of French or Spanish troops during the American Revolution.

However France did provide us with much needed supplies, officers to train us and a decent navy to hold GB back.

>>64706065
Fucking traitor. I'll report you.

>>64707688
gallows

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>>64705525

>There's a storm coming.

>>64707821
I don't get it. Am I stewpid?

>>64707878
Storm's comin', Annie!

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>>64705525
>"at least things can't get any worse"
>"they just did"

>>64707890
And contagious

>>64707726
dont forget polish hero Casimir Pulaski. I get a day off work every march because of him. I think he trained the cavalry

>>64706991
None of which supplied any ground troops you psuedo intellectual fuck. We all learned that in history class, that they were supplied with munitions and naval help.

>>64708036
>Pulaski
wew lad. i grew up in new britain connecticut which has hecka polish people and Kasimir Pulaski Day was like fucking christmas for us

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>>64705883
>200% XP

>>64706008

This is non-canon

>>64705562
Then why not attack at night?

>>64707726
>>64708299
50% of allied forces fielded at yorktown were french. probably 70% if you count the 29 french warships

>>64709867
extremely dangerous since you cant see shit.

>>64708299
>>64707726
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_French_units_in_the_American_Revolutionary_War

>>64709867
Athenian detected

>>64705525
cause before dawn most ppl have their shit compacted in their rectums which makes it harder to run or dodge

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>We attack at dawn
Really Napoleon, really?