This was a pretty decent movie. Sort of underrated. What

>>64691868
Loved it.

Something about the beginning is off though - maybe the colour scheme or pacing or something. Doesn't feel like a spy-comedy-caper, I think that's what turned most people away.

>>64691868

Decent but extremely unremarkable.

The scene with the sandwich is the best scene in the movie by far.

>>64692045
Yeah, I absolutely loved that scene. I also enjoyed the cinematography and music a lot as well.

>>64692045
based song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljDcvhkRuOc

>>64691868
Cavill still too wooden

I liked the weird ass brazilian song a lot too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVAhDsrRzAI

It was pretty fucking terrible. An action film with no action, a comedy with no jokes, a plot twist that hinged entirely on the audio cutting out for zero god damn reason.

>>64692045
>The scene with the sandwich
This is pretty much why I thought it was so bad. The joke was Superman eats a sandwich because he gives zero fucks about Winklevoss, which could have been a funny joke, but it was executed so poorly. We watched him eat a sandwich for five solid minutes while a boat went back and forth. It went on for way too long without escalating or playing on the audience's expectations.

>>64692142
At least he's nice to look at.

The other dude was a better actor though.

It was ok. Still better than the last James Bond.

Also Alicia Vikander gave me many boners.

>>64691868
I thought it was comfy

>>64692240

That's why I said it was extremely unremarkable

The movie plays like a comedy but it doesn't have a lot of jokes so it's just kind of boring. The sandwich scene is the only thing that came close.

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>>64691868
It was shit.
>not enough comedy
>not enough action
>repeat some moments to explain people some basic moments
>boring
>"We don't want typical russkie character in that movie"
>"His father rotten in Gulag and his mother was a Bolshevik's whore"
>my sides

>>64692514
nah, it was good, youre just dumb

>>64692607
>Ad hominem

>>64692607
Nah, it was bad, you're just an idiot

>>64691868
It could of been great, but it ended up sucking a bit.

>That shitty boring comic book montage of storming the island.

>That awful drawn out betreyal where you can't hear the girl.

>The slapstick boat chase.

>Not seeing the ruskie beating the shit out of the faggots in the toilet.

Reminds me of the (not Marvel) Avengers movie.

>>64692288
>Also Alicia Vikander gave me many boners.
She looks too Jewish, senpai.

The title is poison.

2015 had a shit ton of spy movies. I personally enjoyed this way more than I did Spectre. Rogue Nation and Kingsmen were really the only good ones.

>>64691868
It made me nostalgic for the 50s 60s I guess.
>>64692142
I felt the same way.

>>64691868
Patrician as fuck

>>64692248

the other guy was just as boring.

He has one of those faces that just blends into the background. I probably couldn't remember him in a lineup.

Henry Cavill getting BLACKED when?

Enjoyed this more than Spectre and MI:5.

good flick

>>64691868
it's good but you now realise that Vikander is a terrible actress, the Russian guy had more charisma than her

>>64694006
her character might have been written that way

Like usual the russian was the cool one.

>>64692514
Who said they didn't want typical russkie?

>>64694006

It's clear she had zero handle on the accent. It was in and out like bad AM radio.

Her actual performance was fun but the accent was a weight around her shoulders.