ITT: We make John Oliver zingers "Starbucks: the place

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>>64671839
Oliver is among the traitorous leftist scum pushing for invasion of rapists and terrorists in Europe.

Fuck this subhuman trash.

>>64672016
Is that for real?

"...that's like feeding your pet giraffe copious amounts of narcotics...

HELLO MR. GIRAFFE! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME OPIATES?!"

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"Okay, okay so recently I realised something, right? You know how the Republican Party is stuck in the past, right? And how they say """IT'S BETTER TO BE DEAD THAN RED!!!!"""", right? Stick with me here.

*Republican flag prop is hoisted up*
*pre-scripted audience starts laugh at the realisation of the joke*

WELL, I COULDN'T AGREE MORE!

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>>64672174
>Is that for real?
Really anon?

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>>64672219
Well he does have a point with that.
Trump pretty much killed the Republican party.
Withers he wins or not.

>>64672298
Reminder that race is a construct

>>64672219
You know that is not an official GOP symbol right?

It is RWB.

>>64672341
Then why are liberals so enthusiastic about wiping out white people?

>>64672341
Reminder that everything is a construct

>>64672341
Well with Hispanics any way.
They aren't really a race but unique enough to be called that I guess.

>>64672345

I am aware of this, but do you think they'd care?

Believe me, I'm not making this up, it's 2016. And yet, and yet, there are still people opposed to releasing all prisoners. I mean SERIOUSLY, COME ON!

>>64671839
OIM BRITISH KANGAROOS AN COWBOY 'ATS MOITE

Every punchline is Janice from accounting don't give a fuck.

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Come on! It's 1985!

>>64671839
wtf are you actually working for that show

>>64672174
well the last part is added, but he said that like a week before the Paris attacks

>>64672445
lol point taken

>>64672174
https://youtu.be/umqvYhb3wf4?t=12m19s [Embed]

>>64672623
@12:35

>>64672623
Wow, glad this guy isn't in Europe any more. Shame there's millions more of him.

>>64672016
>>64672623
>you'll never get to be a Euro, but he does

why is life so unfair bros? I didn't ask for shit colored skin

>>64671839

It's 2016!

*crowd laughs*

>>64672860
>shit colored skin
Let's hope your hispanic when you say that.
Atleast your countries aren't getting overrun.

>>64672623
That limey asshole. Fuck him.

>>64672860
As a europoor I grant you a honorary title as fellow europoor m8.

>>64672341
Yes a biological/genetic construct.

>>64671839

"Twilight: a film where a young girl chooses between falling for a werewolf or a vampire.

NO BELLA, YOU DON'T WANT SOME MYTHICAL DEMON TO KISS YOU. JUST FIND A NICE PALE BOY AND LIVE UNDERGROUND, LIKE A HOBBIT."

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>>64672885
As wrong as he usually is that's taken out of context, he was referring to declining birth rates in European countries they must make their bulls wear condoms when they prep then over there or something.

"Ukraine, or as Putin calls it, Mykraine"

>>64672885
>Implying birth rates falling has a negative impact on society
Wow. It's not like we have an overpopulation problem or anything.

>>64672016
i fucking hate pro immigration leftists so much

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>>64673017
>"Ukraine, or as Putin calls it, Mykraine"

>>64672977
It's fucking stupid in context too you fucking cuck.

>>64671839
I have noticed normies often communicate like this on twitter BECAUSE ITS ZANY AND IT DIMINISHES RESPONSIBILITY *spork*

>>64672623

Fuck this motherfucker so hard.

"Trump is afraid of immigrants coming to United States, or how the REAL Americans know them as, white people"

>>64673116
That's spot on, do you work on his writing team?

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>>64673063
>it's an "angry European lashes out at Americans on the internet because his wife will never have a son because of European bull prepping etiquette" episode

Thanksgiving, the place where white people eat massive meals to celebrate the genocide of millions of natives!

No Bubba, eating another wing will NOT give smallpox to another tribe of natives, you DON'T have to stuff yourself!

I got one, guys.

>IT'S 2015 COME ON!

Be here all week, guys.

>"Bud lite lime tastes like shit, amirite guys! C'mon it's 2015 why does Bud Lite Lime taste so shit."

I just can't believe that it's the current time and date, and there are still people who believe in something we disagree with

>>64672977
The context is that the traitorous governments have been tricked into treating all their finances like a jewish ponzi scheme. You need more and more people paying in as the years go on in to support the people taking out. If the population declines, the entire thing crumbles.

See social security.

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>>64673318

Bravo John, bravo!

I was going to be a hateful bigot until I remembered the current time and date.

"Trump? More like 'Grump,' am I right people?

"I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, WHY IS THIS GUY SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME?!"

>>64671839
>2016
>forcing memes

Did they make fun of your fat ass again in gym class today?

>>64673029
>thinking the overpopulation problem isn't 99% africa/asia
Fucking sheep.

reminder that his writers grew up thinking family guy non sequitur's were funny

>>64671839
>>64672972
>>64673017
>>64673116
These are pretty close to the show's style desu.

>>64672016
don't forget that his main argument for letting in the migrants was an interview with a syrian girl with cerebral palsy who liked shitty soap operas

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>>64671839
>le current year meme
>social progress is bad

>>64673869

>social progress is bad
>progress

muh loaded words senpai

>>64673581

Pretty close? They could actually be quotes from the show dude, I'm starting to thing it's a samefag working in Oliver's writing team.

>>64673274
Hello John

>>64673440
lol, africa isnt overpopulated

>>64674007
In comparison to infrastructure and food supply the population is horrendously excessive in large swathes of Africa.

So yeah, it is overpopulated.

>>64673869
>pushing for the invasion of destructive primitives in Europe
>not social regression

>>64673869
Is importing medieval barbarians into civilised countries is "progress"?

>>64674007

Yes it fucking is retard

Besides, you've never even stepped outside your own state, so how could you know?

>>64673869
For you leftist cucks social progress is the equivalent of being raped under Sharia law.

>>64673949
I actually made all of them except the twilight one. don't write for them though, just a bored community college student

Remember that time Adam Hills tried to take "It's 2015" away from John Oliver on the last series of The Last Leg

"Breaking Bad, the reason your chemistry teacher hates you

NO DANIEL, WE WILL NOT BE MAKING METH TODAY"

>>64673423
/thread

>>64672298
>yfw white people are just a grab bag of recessive genes

>>64674007
how are you so confident posting when youre so completely fucking retarded

>>64672341
It's a construct in that Hispanics and Asians will be redefined as white to keep it the white man keeping the black man down.

Seriously, hispanics are gonna be like the Irish and the Polish. Jump straight from "pump my gas you dumb mick" to "check your privilege white boy" with nothing in between.