Ewan McGregor Appreciation Thread

>>64655156
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

>>64655156

Because he gives a good performance and didn't inspire any memes, so there isn't anything for /tv/ to talk about. In the case of /tv/ no publicity is good publicity.

>>64655156

Wasn't that impressed by his performance in the prequels really.

Because he has a huge dick and so any appreciation is more than he needs.

>>64655257
There was the force push meme but that may well have been before your time.

>>64655329

>force push meme

Hello, imgur!

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>>64655297
>huge
Found the white person.

>>64655406
sorry, I dont have any spare change.

>>64655221
some scottish guy made a vocaroo of star wars version of this

>>64655221
>>64655450
Alright i got it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18p5sIZ3rfQ
its not that good

>>64655288

God damn I would suck his dick dry