>Le quirky weird whacky character

>>64651346
hopefully he's returning to form with Black Mass

>>64651346
>le string of flopped vanity projects

>>64651346
>le quirky weird man playing le quirky weird character directed by le quirky weird director

>le age caught up with him

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>le succubus in form of fucking hot Texan cheerleader who is literally sucking the life from him

>>64651507
You can only look 20 for so many decades, or in Keanu's case, centuries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD3nq0eECz4

>>64651346
>le i play the same role in every movie why do i not get an Oscar it worked for Christoph Waltz man

He should play himself in the inevitable Biopic, ultimate quirk role

>>64651539
> tfw no semen demen gf
;_;