/tv/ my girlfriend is going out tonight and I am taking care

>>64624991
the hatefull eight

>>64625041
I'm not taking a child to a Tarantula film

>>64625176
Let's be honest here. You aren't taking a child to any film. You're trying to fit in by shitposting on /tv/. If you really had a 12 year old stepson to entertain, you would check your local listings and let him choose an appropriate movie. You wouldn't be on /tv/ cuckposting and "asking for advice".

>>64624991
post some pics of your alleged gf OP

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>>64624991
I think watching pic related could be great fun for both of you!

also:
>asking 4chan what to watch with a kid

>>64625866
Well considering 4chan's userbase consists mostly of children I figured this would be a good place to ask.

>>64624991
make sure he watches the cuck scene in hateful eight because thats what he sees you as

>>64625935
OK joke's aside: show him some cool classic adventure movie like Goonies or Indiana Jones.

Is this supposed to be funny to non-redditors

>>64626002
+like