>character is pretending to be a masseur >thinks they're

I can think of literally 3 shitcoms where this happens

>>64620819
>>64621061
shut the fuck up and post one scene where this happens

one scene

>>64621275
In Friends when Ross covers for Phoebe when she stays in his apartment

>>64621275
>>64621377
BURN YOU PIECE OF SHIT ITS A CLICHE

no Deadwood thread wtf????

>character meets ex-girlfiend
>she's pregnant

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>>64621527
>she says he's the father
>he panics
>she laughs and say "we dated two years ago!" or "we never had sex!"

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>character is a masseur
>starts giving pretty woman massage
>rubs oil all over her
>starts going down there
>massaging ass, getting close to pussy and ass
>girl moans
>tells her to turn over
>starts rubbing her tits and pussy
>she proceeds to blow him
>doggy style sex ensues

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>We've got company
>You just don't get it do you
>He's behind me... isn't he?
>She's gonna blow
>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way
>You'll never get away with this
>I can do it in X hours/You've got X-1
>It's not what it looks like
>I can explain
>You look like shit
>It's me you want
>I've got a bad feeling about this
>X is my middle name
>We're not so different, you and I
>I wouldn't do that if I were you
>It's quiet...too quiet
>How do I know I can trust you?/You don't
>I didn't sign up for this
>Try me.
>You're off the case
>That went well
>Not on my watch

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>outting yourself a shitbong

>>64621275

> funfrog posts a cliche
> clever / attractive people appreciate it
> underage retard shits out a "name one movie! name one movie!" post

Like fucking clockwork.

>>64621583

> missing out "no time to explain!"

1 jerrb.

>>64620819
>character sees a mugging
>beats up robber
>"CUT! CUT!"
>turns out it was for a movie

>>64621565
Anon, what kind of movie you're watching...

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>earthrocker scene
>WASTED AND WOUNDED

>if I wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead

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>a self-hating loser dates a nice girl
>her dad hates the loser
>in the end, it is revealed that dad was also a self-hating loser once, and was only wishing to spare his daughter the embarrassment

>>64621275
Happens with Francis in Malcolm in the Middle

>huehue you missed
>....
>quasi-rube goldberg scenario
>actually an elaborate trick shot

>>64622254
>hue hue you missed
>it's actually a boomerang