How Sicario should have ended

Huh, makes you think

Who's Alejandro? I think it would have worked better with Medellin saying all that.

>implying coal burners ever achieve anything except loneliness and ugly children

>>64601591
Patrician screenwriter detected. And they say no celebrities browse this board...

>plebs thinking DA ENDING matters

>>64601591
Oh yeah, exactly what we need, an empowered woman that also burns coal on daily basis.
Thanks goyim, i will take it.

Sicario 2 ™ Disney Productions by JewJew Abrams Copyright 2016

>>64601591
Stop trying to pull memes out of nothing.
Sicario is the least meme-worthy movie of the year.

Mexican guy was a Mary Sue

>>64601591
>this is what twentysomething shitwriters make millions on in hollywood

Alejandro should have shot her for pointing a weapon at him again

>>64601591
should have ended with alejandro pouring almond milk on her head just to see if anything would actually change

I think it should've ended like

>2 years later

>kate is undercover in the Italian mafia and meeting the Medellin cartel
>She walks through the main doors of a big mansion
>"take me to your jefe"
>Alejandro looks up
>moby - extreme ways plays
>credits

>>64601591
>Kate:You're right. I'm Sicario now.
>cut to black
>Directed by Dennis Villanueva

>>64602158
This. She will have three mixed children and her black baby daddy will have fled.

>2 years later
>some random Mexican kid: Are you a Sicario, mistah?
>Alejandro: No, I'm Medellin
>Alejandro pats the Mexican kid on his head as they both watch the flag of Mexico being removed and a Medellin flag being slowly raised
>manly tears
>next to them Trump's wall is being removed
>cut to black
>...and America was great again....
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg3YaGyuaTE

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>>64602611
>BWREEEEEEEEEE
>BWREEEEEEEEEE

>>64602803

>next to them Trump's wall is being removed

BUILT*

For fucks sake...

I just want a 2 hour movie of Josh Brolin walking around in sandals, bantering with fellow agents and being goofy.

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>>64602611

I like you, friend.

>Kate: Was becoming a wolf part of your plan?
>Alejandro: Of course.
>Kate: If I kill a jefe, will you die?
>Alejandro: It would be extremely tense with a riveting score.
>Kate: You're a big wolf.
>Alejandro: Forjú [Subtitle: "For You"].

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>>64602436
F I J I

>>64602451
This made me cackle and I don't know why.

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> 2 minutes in Sicario and Chill and he gives you this look

>>64601591
it should've ended with a lesbian foot worship scene between emily and kate mara

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Should've ended the same way except after she lowers the gun it cuts to Sicario back in the apartment and she tells him "Operate on this" and winks at him. Then we cut to the soccer field which is then interrupted by Kate's screams of pleasure, the sound fades and cut to blacked.

SICARIO

>>64601591
>DOD
>Beta Shadow

DOD gets his sandals
Beta Shadow gets cucked by meddelin'

who wins and who dies

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>>64606028
>tfw ERP'd her being blacked and it was actually great

nothing wrong with being blacked.

>>64601591
Thought it was Nic Cage from the thumbnail.