What would TBBT be like if it was about literature majors

It would be about working at starbucks

>>64600869

I can see it now:

>Open with Starbucks, cast of characters are sitting on macbooks while one is reading Infinite Jest
>Waitress comes over to give orders, asks what the equivalent to Sheldon is reading
>Acts sarcastic and acts if the joke is about how long the book is, then gives Sheldon coffee
>This is water, Sheldon demands
>Audience sides go into orbit

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>>64600848
Since TBBT isn't about real science, this version wouldn't be about real literature

They'd probably only reference John Green and Harry Potter or whatever else the meme of the week is and never get into actual good literature like David Foster Wallace or Max Stirner.

>>64600965
Like normies would understand the "This is Water" reference

>>64600966
"real literature", unlike real science, is pleb friendly

>>64601117
Science is pleb friendly

Have you met a disgusting STEM major before?

It took a week to wash the smell of autism off of me.

Indian guy would still be talking about shit.

What would the literature equivalent to Sheldon's catchphrase be?

>>64601228
The only thing that's capital-T True is that you get to decide how you're going to try to see it: you get to consciously decide what has meaning and what doesn't -- you get to decide what to worship.

>>64601022
The waitress should have told him to go hang himself.

>>64601022

Is DFW even popular with normies or are they still worshiping ASOIAF?

>>64601476
Normies only read GoT and John Green

Back to work brainstorming, what else could happen in the lit equivalent of TBBT?

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>>64600848