>TIME STOPS, DOOKU LOOKS INTO CAMERA
>WHOA WHOA WHOA. YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE.
>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Sith. To me, being a Sith was better than being Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic. Even before I first wandered into Coruscant for a youngling job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a star system that was full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked in front of a sandcrawler and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they played Dejarik all night, nobody ever called the Jedi.
Why did Sheev have Dookie whacked?
>>64578910
> Someone needs to read moar
Poor Dookie.
>>64578910
He was getting fresh with him.
>>64578859
Amazing.
>>64578859
lel, read it in spacey's voice. thanks OP
>stealing Robot Chicken jokes
Admittedly their Star Wars stuff is pretty amazing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1jwkYv-n494
>>64579119
Spacey's voice? You fucking what?
>>64579144
>he has the CTU ringtone
nice touch
>>64579144
American humour is so shit
Every joke is literally just "dramatic character acts like ordinary person"
>>64579168
american beauty, anon.
>>64579234
>it's a britbong lashing out at a superior country post
>>64578910
He wanted the Ring for himself
>>64579242
But it's from Goodfellas
>>64579234
shut up you dumb fucking bitch
life of brian is exactly that and it's a masterpiece you fucking idiot
>>64579267
>implying I'm British
Nice defence of your country's shit humour though
>>64578859
I'd make an edit of this but I can't imitate Christopher Lee's accent.
>>64579309
It's too hot for /tv/
>>64579292
Nah, Life of Brian actually uses bathos to make points about things, because it's a religious satire. This Robot Chicken shit is a "satire" of Star Wars. The only joke is "oh look, the Emperor is swearing about a plothole".
>>64579267
>it's a maf amerifat post
Calm down m8 you'll have an heart attack
>>64579333
watch the cleese debate with those two old fucks and he says that one of the main devices utilized in LoB is that of framing important and dramatic characters as having ordinary problems and situations ("LOUDER" et al.).
>>64579295
>implying any other country outside the US and UK has a decent comedy scene
>>64579408
DUDE
SHOES
LMAO
>>64579408
>decent comedy scene
>U SUK
they're a joke and their comedians are jokes
>>64579451
>this is how yuropoors make comebacks
How cute
>>64578910
He insulted him a little bit.
>>64579473
I can't actually post the video because she fucking deleted it sadly
>>64579269
>>64578859
kek, read it in Liotta's voice. thanks OP
>Dooku maintained omerta even though his head was about to be cut off
Man was loyal, Sheev done wrong by him.
>>64578859
>it aint sheev starts playing
>>64579011
Dookie X Sheev forever
it was good while it lasted
>>64579099
hello reddit
>>64578859
cue 32 minute continuous shot of Sheev leading Anakin into the Mos Eisley cantina with And Then He Kissed Me playing.
>>64579144
> WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON???
>>64578859
I know I'd go from rags to riches
>>64578859Doesn't work. Dooko started out as a Jedi and was turned to the Darkside by Sheev well into adulthood.
>>64581904
eu isn't canon, family
>>64581926
It's in Episode 2, you nob.