How much of a pretentious hack do you have to be to cast yourself

enough of a pretentious hack to UNO FARTO

>lol I'm white and I say nigger a lot
>lol my wife is black because this is 1994 and its still sorta weird

Pretty common actually. Usually they are in makeup though like Jackson in the Hobbit and Lucas in the prequels.

Not very. He always wanted to be an actor. He also knows that he's not good enough OF an actor, to have a significant role. Still, he wants to do some acting.

Now, if he was the lead or 2nd-lead, THEN he would be pretentious. I get a laugh every time I see him on screen, because that's his way of saying, "come on... just let me act a little, okay?

I'd do it if I was a director.

But my short appearances wouldn't be me trying to sound cool by saying 'nigger' over and over.

>Hitchcock is a hack

kill yourself, pleb

I thought he was pretty funny as Mr. Brown in Reservoir Dogs, also his cameo in Little Nicky was good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq-ncj5mzsY

DEAD

Enough of a pretentious hack to make anything more thought provoking than you will your entire life.

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>>64572052
Envious much? Or just bored?
If you don't recognize this movie you really are
a pleb.

>>64572052
>shitting on Citizen Kane
fuck you

>>64572211
>and its still sorta weird
What

>>64573663
Are we going to pretend that 25 year old Orson Welles at the top of his fame didn't have an inflated ego?