How come Donkey calls Shrek >a mean, green fighting machine

>>64555915
They're gonna make a LIve action remake of this soon, I say jackie chan for shrek and Chris tucker for donkey

why am i still here

Common knowledge shreks are green

>>64555915
maybe he wasn't born with the color blindness

>>64555915
dunston checks in dunnunun

>>64555915
He was referring to all the money the franchise would make.

>>64556093
JJ for reboot??

Easy, the donkey sees everything in shades of green

because they could have flown with the eagles instead

Shrek is mary sue

>ugly fat ogre who marries the princess
>is an asshole to everyone but people still love him
>gets transformed into a handsome man
>becomes royalty
>finds out that if he didn't exist the entire world would be destroyed

how can people unironically enjoy this shit?

you can be color blind to some colors and not others. which is actually the majority of cases. Donkey very well may have been able to distinguish greens but not blues from yellows for example