Wait, David Lynch is an immature man-child? https://www.yout

How do you expect a director to succeed while being the silent type?

>>64527222
He never struck me as the silent type, he looks like a good guy to work with. Nice trips

Post the pic of him at the Oscars nervously holding his wife's hand like a boy with his mom

I'm quiet normally but when I'm directing I'm exactly like lynch. Filmmaking is a energetic experience

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No, He's a sweetie. Can't help but love him

>>64527222
You can't be the "silent type" when you're directing a fucking film. By your post I can only assume that you're the manchild, not Lynch

>>64527222
you have to communicate with people. you can be a silent type when you're in the bar, not in your workspace. Then youre just an idiot beta.

A director at the end of the day is very much like a coach for a sports team. You can't be gentle and compassionate all the time. You gotta push them, get your "players" fired up.

>>64527222
I'd say 60% of directors are just as autistic when behind the camera

>>64527222
wew lad he's directing boyo

>>64527222
Being creative is being childish?

>>64527222
>Silent type.

The man screams like he's fucking deaf.
It's part of his character.

>>64528788
literally me

>>64527222
YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE-QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT.

>>64528788
>David Lynch
>Beta

he is more manly than you ever will be, you basement dweller.

>>64528788
You watch any flicks on that projector of yours eh buddy?

He voiced a character in the fucking Cleveland Show, of course he's going to be wacky.

>>64528258
Lynch is 5'11", brand is 6′ 1″. Even with his big hair Lynch still looks like a fucking garden gnome compared to Brand. And that's only a 2 inch height difference.

>When will they learn?

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>>64529589
>feeling the need to whiteknight a movie director this hard

How embarrassing!

http://youtu.be/EJQ4vCu-S0U

>>64530167
>Lynch is 5'11"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

He's 5'7" tops.

>>64530167
Picture is obviously taken at a Dutch angle

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>>64527222
Uh have you seen his movies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl7Ji5aMcQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRh2L7tJqcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkQ5Ks0nZEw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nztUH5lbRMw

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>>64530338
>i believe facts that are written online over my own eyesight

Good goy.

You're right. The best directors are silent when they direct, and only respond to actors performances with a thumbs up or a thumbs down in order to avoid looking like manchildren to autistics on a Sweedish potrait board.

what a fucking lad, i tell ya

>>64527222
How is taking your work seriously immature? I'd bet you never even had a job let alone a career.

lel at the female ghostbusters video under the same channel

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>>64530387
Athletes heights are very accurately reported, they have to be. Boris Becker is 6′ 3″, Kyle MacLachlan is 6′ 0″. You can see this is correct in the photo, MacLachlan is about 3 inches shorter.

Now compare MacLachlan to Lynch, you can see Lynch is about an inch shorter if MacLachlan stands straight.

>>64530667
Kyle would be about 3" taller if he stood properly.
The same can also be said of Becker

his hair is magnificent.

What is his best film?

>>64530843
Mulholland Drive

>>64530843
Dune

Lol@ all the faggets thinking only extroverts can direct. plenty of directors are quiet

>>64530843
The Elephant Man.

It's a shame really. The guy really was a talented filmmaker before he lost his mind after getting cucked and became a meme-moviemaker

>>64527222

Only children care about maturity. So clearly you're a childish faggot.

DUDE PANTIES IN MY MOUTH LMAO

>>64531152
>>The Elephant Man.
His worst film, m8.

Official ranking:

1- Mulholland Dr.
2- Blue Velvet
3- Eraserhead
4- Inland Empire
5- Lost Highway

He's brilliant.

>>64531234
>spotted the inauthentic "movie buff"

Grow up, you child.

>>64531135
quiet yes but only to an extent

you have to be able to communicate with people

Where were you when being passionate about anything meant autism

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>>64530365
>/tv/
>watching Lynch movies
>ever

>>64531152
>before he lost his mind
David Lynch clearly "lost his mind" before he made The Elephant man you retard, considering he made Eraserhead and several other weird short films before it. Also, it's not like he isn't capable of making "normal" films. Have you not seen The Straight Story and Blue Velvet?

>>64531478
No, he lost it after The Elephant Man, you spastic.

>>64531234
>lost highway not in top 3

reddit.

>>64531727
This. Mulholland Drive is far from his best. Ow would say his top 3 are:
Inland Empire
Lost Highway
Fire Walk With Me

>>64531846
1. Eraserhead
2. The Grandmother
3. Inland Empire
4. Lost Highway
5. FWWM
6. Everything else, they're all his "decent but nothing special" films
999. Dune

>>64527222
>I SPIT UP!!
>BUT THE SPIT UP KEEPS COMING!!

like an actual child that's hilarious

seems pretty regular directorial type shit t b h f a m gotta lay down the law

>>64531700
>III'm still right, i sswear!
Thought so, faggot.

>>64532247
faggot

>>64531152
top bait

>>64531297
Since when does quiet mean "Idk how to express myself, help! What are words? I just cant do it!"

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