Explain why this is a bad movie
>You can't
>>64523580
it's too wet
>Costner on top of the world after Dances and Robin Hood, and picks this as his vanity project
>Balls of steel
>Super cool mechanical catamaran
>Throwing a small child into the sea
>That piggy bird's arse
>The Mariner
>Gregor
>Skyboats
>Underwater jetskis
11/10
>>64523580
7/8 too much water
It's litteraly Mad Max on water: the failed attempt.
way too much water in that movie, did not like
>>64523580
what is with dennis hopper playing the villian in this kind of shit? around the same time of speed, super mario bros. and this shit.
>>64523580
I watched it again recently.
The sets are great, and amazing by today's standards.
The little girl is annoying as fuck.
It's far from a bad movie.
Hating it was a fucking meme. It's a good action flick.
I liked it.
>>64524733
Three jet skis race towards the girl in the water. Forms a perfect triangle. New and edgy sport of... Bungy jumping emplyed to snatch the kid from certain death ( from a hot air ballon, no less) as the three menacing jet skis collide head on.
If that is not reason enough, then a map to land is tattooed on the kids back. Landmarks for the map??? Turn left at... Water. Turn tight at... Water. Got it.
>>64523580
5/7. A perfect score
The book was cool, never saw the movie.
I loved this movie.
costners a dbag IRL
>>64524976
>>If that is not reason enough, then a map to land is tattooed on the kids back.
I don't know if it was in the original, but the Ulysses version states that it's a standard system of co-ordinates, only reversed because the poles switched or they're reading the maps upside down. They obviously still know roughly where the atolls are in relation to the old world, it's not hard to find the location if you know what you're looking for.
>>64523740
Its like madmax fury road on water.