BIG FAT QUIZ THREAD

how long is it? i wanna watch it when im comfy on 4od but that could be any time

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The fuck is this American bitch?

>>64520257
Watching Celebrity Big Brother instead, i'll catch this shit later on 4OD

yes lad

>>64520257
its on till 11pm buddy

HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAH

>jack whitehall
i hate his "humour", hurr durr im posh

>As you know
lol.

>mel without sue
i dont know how i feel about this

oh god i always hate the schoolkids part

>>64520459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfFSxyrCnLk

>>64520305
reading this made me hyped as fuck for my cozy night in until i read this
>>64520349

fuck jack whitehall, i cannot stand the prick, i don't think i've heard him say a single joke which i found funny and not incredibly staged
like i know all comedians have their material prepared before hand, but at least they can execute it naturally, it always seems with him that everyone stops what they're doing to let whitehall have his moment before getting on with the show again

>>64520459
end yourself :3

>>64520226
HOO HAH HAAH HAAAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAR!

>token unfunny woman
>Jack Whitehall
>Jimmy's laugh

Ugggghhhh

Absolutely terrible so far.

>>64520459
It's always full of a bunch of Muslim kids now. >Britbongs?
More like
>Britbombs

>>64520591
agreed
the one at christmas was actually amazing and this is not standing up to that at all

>>64520627
People who were actual comedians on the Christmas one:
>Rob Brydon
>Jo Brand (on paper at least and she shut her gob when she wasn't making decent jokes)
>David Mitchell
>Ayoade
>Greg Davies
Literally one person who wasn't a comedian and she was a good sport anyway.

This time:
>jack whitehall
>Ayoade
Noel Fielding doesn't count because he's literally unfunny. Only person carrying his weight is Richard Ayoade.

>Gina from Brooklyn 99

For what reason?

Just tuned in. Who's the Jew next to Jonathan Ross?

>>64520743
shit now i think this is gonna be terrible
at least the american lass seems kind of funny so far?

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

fuck this advert

>>64520801

See >>64520800

>>64520743
>shitting on the goth detective

literal pleb

>>64520803
>at least the american lass seems kind of funny so far?
She's better than that Canadian woman who used to seem to be on every single panel show all the time, so that's something.

>>64520861
His meme humour was funny back in 2004 or whenever he had his 5 minutes of fame but now he is a fucking nobody.

That time on Buzzcocks when Simon Amstell completely shut down his entire comedy routine literally ruined his entire career.

>>64520852
i recommend tuning into agdq and the relevant /v/ thread during the breaks

>>64520514
I saw Whitehall meet a couple of writers in a pub once and watched them explain about a dozen jokes they'd written to him

He was drinking what looked like lime and soda. The cunt

>American trying to be funny on the fly

Oh God, that hut to watch

>not watching Big Black Brother

>impressions
kill me

>>64520949
I've been watching that already la

tuning in for HL2 after this

>>64520476
Davina...miss you babbygurl..

This is almost Mel-B tier. I'm calling it a night.

>mel legitimately eating cake
kek

>Wossy's face

First proper chuckle

Requesting Johnathan Ross reaction pics

I miss the Noel Fielding and Russell Brand duo desu

>>64521069
come watch big brother, some black dude from ukip in it

>>64521170
ayoade tho

Why do they keep getting Jack Whitehall on these things?

>>64521313
i dont know a single person irl that finds him funny

>>64521313
His dad is high up in the media industry. Only reason he even has a career.

>Michael John Whitehall is a British producer, talent agent and author. He is a former theatrical agent who went on to form two production companies, Havahall Pictures in 1988, and Whitehall Films in 1998. Wikipedia

>>64521313
He's cheap and the kids like him

>>64521279
Noel and Richard are great together, but Noel and Russell in the earlier episodes were kek

Was great when they made David Walliams pissy in one of the earlier episodes

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HAHA DRINK BAILEYS OUT THE SHOES HAHAHA

SHOES AREN'T BEVERAGE CONTAINERS BUT BAILEYS IS A BEVERAGE HAHAH SO RANDOM OH DEAR HAHAH OH WOW

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>noel making a boosh joke

>>64521421

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1451987337024.webm

Who's Chelsea Peretti? Is she plugging something?

>>64521222
Wasn't there a celeb big brother just 5 or so months back?

>>64521473
apparently from an american sitcom

>>64521473
goth cop in Brooklyn Nine Nine

>>64521473
Just some jewfu to wank over and dilute the otherwise-terrible show.

>>64521495
They do a summer and winter celeb version and a summer normal people version.

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>>64521473
She is essentially Mel B.

Oh right. She's that woman that got super pissed off over that caricature of her.

>>64521621
....was it the nose?

>>64521636
Who knows?

>someone says something
>huge applause lasting at least 20 seconds
kek you cucks copy ameriga at everything

>>64520743
>Finding Rob Brydon's purposeful misunderstanding and subsequent, droning, fake anecdote act funny

>jimmy carr's opening autocue jokes
why even do this

>sideways moving car for parking

Why the fuck don't we have those now!!

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>ELO starts playing

>steve jobs
>cut back to guy who looks like jobs getting his vest pumped full of bullets

kek

>>64520919
At least she was fit though

>paul whitehouse comes on and does a shitty skit
i miss the golden days of harry enfield n chums

>>64521698
It did get old very quick and he milked it but it didn't drag the show down to the level of this inane shite.

>>64520958
He's honestly the worst person on TV, and the worst part is everyone knows a cunt who went to their school who's just like him
if you don't know one, it's you

>>64521786
No she wasn't.

>>64521801
Worse than Russel Howard?

>joey essex
i actually find him very funny when he's being genuinely stupid and not putting on the stupid act

>>64521514
Brooklyn what? I barely watch anything anymore, is this the latest flavour of the month shite, or is it just on Channel 4 so they're pushing one of its stars?

Just got here, did I miss anything?

>>64521960
It's simply unfunny. No one being a cunt or anything, it's just not funny at all.

>>64521918
It's an American show la

I haven't watched it on 4 but it's on Netflix anyway

>>64521824
Well I'd kiss her. On the mouth too.

>>64521960
not really its been a slow start

>Alf

Fail yankee joke

>>64521918
It's a wacky police comedy. It's kind of stupid and the main guy is shit, but it's good enough if you need something mindless. They have this buff black guy who I think did those old spice commercials. Cool dude.

>>64520226
>jack arsehall
had to turn it off after about 4 minutes
how many fucking bake off references can you crowbar in. nobody gives a fuck you prick

>>64521918
it's not good, but it's fairly funny and really watchable.

>>64521473
She's that kike who got triggered on Normiebook or some other social media shit when a caricaturist did one of her huge fucking nose.

Who is in it?

Fielding is off his tits on gear.

>>64522098
ayoade+fielding, whitehall+mel from bakeoff, wossy+some american bitch

what's your BFQ dream teams?

Noel Fielding and Russel Brand

Jack Whitehall and Jonathan Ross

Sarah Milligan and Richard Ayoade

>>64522114
He's been on strong sedatives since his sketch show flopped.

Oh man her jokes are falling so flat

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>>64522172
>Sarah Milligan

>>64522142
Man, that's lame. Good teams would be like:

Mitchell + O'Briain, Sean Lock + Bill Bailey, shit like that.

>>64522205
lel McDonalds ; )

>>64522172
All Female Cast. With Jo Brand being the host instead of Jimmy

>>64522172
fielding+brand
ayoade+brydon
sean locke+jon richardson

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>>64522172
>Noel Fielding and Russell Brand winning every game by doing nothing and getting one question right for 22 pity points

>>64522267
You can;t have an all-white lineup. Who's your minority

>>64522236

Millican, and yeah, she's usually pretty witty and i want to hate fuck her

>>64522172
Mitchell and Ayoade
Lock and Mortimer
Bea and Pascoe (woman quota)

>>64522297
There isn't any female comedians?

>>64522297
See;
>>64521568

>>64522289
>brand

Hope you mean jo and not russell. You need to have at least one woman in the lineup

Sean Lock + Jonathan Ross
Miles Jupp + Lee Mack
David Mitchell + Mel

>>64522331
None that don't have excessive swearing as their schtick

>>64522289

Brand is just old husband jokes and imsofat jokes, haven't laughed at anything she's said in ages

Rob Brydon is decent, but he usually tries too hard and ends up failing more often than not

sean and jon are cool though, but i get enough out of those two on 8 out of 10 cats

>>64522321
I actually quite like Aisling Bea, she alright.

>>64522367
Just get Mel B then.

>>64522370
russel brand not that fucking unfunny cunt

>>64522339
>Jownufun Woss

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>>64521870
I dunno, even mr MY MATE DAVE had his moments on mock the week, Whitehall has done nothing notable in his career

>>64522172

Frankie Boyle and Someone just to bask in his presence
Lee Mack and Richard Ayyoade
Sean Lock and Rachel Riley

>hating on jessie j
is this comedy?

>>64522459
I think Lee Mack + Sean Lock is just too much, just have one or the other and have Mitchell instead.

>>64522427

i don't get all the Whitehall hate, although he's posh and plays his role over the top, he's had several funny bits on big fat quiz

Russell Howard is never funny, NEVEEER

>>64522378
Yeah I saw both of them live at a charity gig (Stewart Lee headlining) and they were both good. Pascoe is a bit too feminist and looked like a fool on HIGNFY recently though.

>>64522339
Wossy is ok as a tv host but he's not even close to being quiz meat.

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>this faggot shows up

>>64522459
Put Kevin Bridges next to Frankie. Only understand half of what the guys saying, but those bits are usually funny.
Or Dara, i love that wacky bald man.

>John Snow used to be a legitimate journalist

>>64522580
>whacky bald man, ahhhh
as dara would deliver it

>>64522550
Eh, I don't mind him on Mock the Week. Kind of a good contrast with him being so working class and shit.

>>64522597
At least he's not doing Hotline Bling this time.

>>64522508

Lee Mack is lightning fast though. I'd be worried that he and Frankie would ruin each others flow, and that Boyles recent Guardianisation would ruin his early genius. Lock is pretty good at pulling other people apart so he'd need someone dumb like anyone from TOWIE.

>le epic newscaster doing dancing xD

JUST MEME MY SHIT UP BRO; IT'S ALREADY GOING VIRAL IT'S TRENDING #HASHTAGS EPIC XD

fuck this earth

>>64522653
i genuinely hate jon snow's part in these quizzes, its always obvious answers and cringey af

>she doesn't drink

God what a boring cunt

>>64522736
at least she's getting ridiculed

>>64522736
>drinking makes you cool

Go back to being 14 years old, anon.

>>64522784
I never said it made you cool. I said it made her a cunt

So /tv/ what are the best brit comedians?
I quite like Lee Evans because I live in the same shithole his parents live in.

>>64522736
it doesn't make you cool but not drinking doesn't make you anything

>>64522810
Stewart Lee and Paul Foot are the best I've seen live, and I generally like Sean Lock on the telly.

>>64522810
James Corden, Jonny Vegas, Noel Fielding and Russel Brand are all cream of the crop when it comes to witty comedians

>>64522810

Panel show, sitcom or live?

Most are only good at one or two.

>>64522888
Lee Mack is a triple threat.

>>64522172
>no mitchell

>>64522802
Well, it's still as bad so who cares.

If a person drinks or not it should not affect your opinion of that person.

>>64522859

Corden should be handed over to ISIS.

The other four have their moments.

>>64522531
This, Jack Whitehall can actually go a show without airing his Tumblr blog like that wonky-eyed faggot.

>>64522888
panel show and maybe live, I don't really watch sitcoms but the one hugh dennis did was good

>jessica ennis
why do i hate this woman so much

>>64520226
I watched the one with the actual good panel a week ago, sorry. Not going to watch fucking Brand and Whitehall and those other unfunny fucks

>>64523005
brand isn't on this one but yes, it is shit compared to the one from last week

>>64522267
Welcome to QI in a couple of years.

>>64522854

I once watched Foot deliver the most astonishingly genius mostly improvised racist routine imaginable

>>64522859
God fucking damn you have garbage taste

>>64523038
W series is Women only.

>>64523003
Don't have a Santander 123 account?

>>64522981

Dennis should have left Mock the Week when he ran out of jokes 10 seasons ago. He was good for ages but now he just looks tired.

Outnumbered was watchable.

Turned this off at the first advert break. I'll watch it sometime next week. Really didn't grab me, and the cast is really bad, except for Ayoade and Fielding who make a great team. Not worth watching live.

>>64522923
>If a person drinks or not it should not affect your opinion of that person.
looky boys, we have ourselves an actual non-drinking queer

>>64522550
I'll never be able to see someone criticize a young blonde comedian (or Jack Whitehall) without immediately thinking "at least it's not Russell Howard."

I know that it's a terrible measuring stick, but after being subjected to so much Russell Howard everyone else is just fine to my brain.

>>64523067
Calling it now; the W women episode will have an all female cast.

>le big bang theory question

>>64523070
Well he's not even an active stand up anymore, and he can pretty much coast along on voice over work now. Mock the Week is odd now, it pretty much just seems like a place to put over newer comics.

>offering the anorexic jew a chocolate cake

Bet she doesn't eat it/

>>64523070
Is mitchell and web show considered a sitcom?

>>64523070
It's just depressing watching Dennis on Mock. He really isn't an unfunny comedian at all, but he just looks exhausted on the show. Can't remember the last time he made me laugh on there, he mostly just makes me cringe.
Honestly, Mock the Week's kind of lost its charm, Dara's the only one saving it. And sometimes Ed Byrne and Dara's amazing chemistry.

>>64523073
>le Mel is bad meme
Top kek pleb.

>>64523126
Will they be getting rid of Alan Davies once Stephen Fry goes? Who would make a sensible female Alan Davies replacement?

>>64522172
Sean Lock And Jack Dee
Jon Richardson and Aisling Bea
Richard Ayoade and Eddie Izzard

>>64523166
Sketch show.

>>64523166
Peep Show is a sitcom.
Mitchell and Webb is a sketch show.

>>64523178
>Who would make a sensible female Alan Davies replacement?

Mel's lesbian gf, the turbo dyke

>she puts the cake to the side without taking a bite

Told you.

>missed the last 5 minutes bc i was checking my recently ex-gf's twitter
>she posted about being asked about something when arranging to meet up with someone
>the person she's talking about is a guy i introduced her too
fuck the quiz im getting another drink

>>64523197
>>64523209
Any good sketch shows then?

>>64523003
Because you're gay? She's a qt and fit as fuck.

>>64523178
>dumb-looking person constantly making funny faces and acting dumber than they are

Sue Perkins, obviously.

>>64523144

It just seems to be 'posh boys from the countryside' now. It's like they took it in some family friendly direction and it didn't pay off.

>>64523237
Harry and Paul > All

>mel's butt
why did this turn me on

>>64523259

That's who I meant >>64523211

>>64523235
Most pathetic thing I've read today desu senpai

>>64523237
Monty Python. unironically.

>>64523227
She's eating it now cunt

>>64523272
>tfw there will never be a panel show as good as Buzzcocks under Mark LaMarr

>>64523173

It shows too, I bet he has some contractual obligation or he misses the good old days.

>>64523235
Not your blog, faggot.

>>64523177
Nothing against Mel, just Jack, Woss and the literally who American nose girl. Last quiz had a much better cast.

super mario fuck

>>64523297
just wait for this
>she stopped loving me months ago
>just went through the motions until she met someone else
>broke up with me at christmas
>my whole family thought i was gonna kill myself over the festive period even tho i didn't tell anyone she broke up with me

>>64522172
What the fuck is wrong with you

>Gina's in a skirt

Hot damn, this whole shitshow was worth it for that

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>>64523357
>tfw I just set my wedges to cook at 160 instead of 210 degrees

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What has this show become.

>>64523178
Alan is actually confirmed to stay on. I'm sad Stephen's leaving, but once I heard Sandy Toksvig was taking over I was actually pleasantly surprised. She's basically the perfect counterpart to Stephen, female, gay and intelligent. Perfect choice. But we'll see how it turns out.

>>64523434
memes

>>64523352

Amstell hit those same heights sometimes. LaMarrs lineups were better though.

I've met Chris black sports presenter guy.

>>64523435
I hope Sandy and Alan have as good a chemistry as Stephen and Alan, because Alan isn't that funny on his own.

>>64523435

QI is mainly the radio 4 crowd so they could have any regular from just a minute and it would work.

>cammy is on the show
aw yissss

Bloody hell lads plenty of ads in this

>>64523494
Really? I think Alan does just fine. Him and Stephen don't seem to be fast friends anyway. I just hope Sandy tolerates his more raunchy comments, that's where Alan thrives.

>>64523352
I only really got into panel shows after the advent of youtube, so among my first exposures was marathoning episodes of LaMarr Buzzcocks episodes, followed by Amstell Buzzcocks, that some kind fellow had uploaded. I don't remember ever spending so much time laughing at a panel show since. I remember being genuinely in pain because my entire chest was cramping after spending too long being happy and laughing too often in a single day.

>>64523545
all the more time to reflect on if life is worth living or if you'd even be missed : )

>>64523468
Amstell was good, although he had the unfortunate task of working with Noel Fielding, who is inferior to Bill Bailey. He's also inferior to Julian Barratt on The Mighty Boosh.

Mel C was always surprisingly funny on Buzzcocks though.

>>64523565
The Amy Winehouse one was kind of sad in retrospect.

>>64522172
Lee and Herring
Skinner and Baddiel
Mitchell and Ayoade

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>>64523435
>mfw I've genuinely seen people complain about Toksvig being the host because she's too know-it-all and because she's gay

>>64523589
i actually think thats just the characters
vince is not funny but howard is
but when each of them play diff characters, EG old gregg crack fox etc etc they probably end up equally as funny

>>64523615
>Baddiel
Unfunny, over sensitive Jew

Kevin McCloud sounds like an older Louis Theroux.

>kevin mccloud
man they must have run out of budget for the guest celebs

>>64523589
Mel C was the GOAT spice girl

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>>64522370
I went on the internet... I heard you can order food off the internet now, so I was interested in THAT, obviously...

ERM...

And it turns out it's nearly all men on there, which probably explains why they're all so STUPID!

ERM...

But I thought, "this is fantastic!" A communtity of people, all as fat as me!

ERM...

So I told those people on this website "4chan," that I AM a woman, and one of them asked if I'd sit on his cock! I said okay, but it would be extremely painful...

>>64523715
The best there is, best there was and best there ever will be.

>>64523718
>no mention of her husband


0/3 - not believable in any way.

>>64523718
top
kek
wew
lad

>>64523494
>Alan isn't that funny on his own.
He's barely funny at all. I feel physical pain whenever he does his overly long pantomime bits or does wacky things with quiz related prop.

>Jack Whitehall caught cheating

Lowest of the low

>hitler masturbating
hey /tv/ bet you all got that one right

>>64523829
I hope it doesn't devolve to cheating like it did last year with Russel.
Show became an absolute shit at that point.

the question now is do i carry on watching or watch the 2 person 1 controller super metroid run at agdq

>>64524051
wait AGDQ is on? cya lads

WHALE VOMIT

I knew that one.

>>64524051
>>64524085
u wot

>>64524085
think im gonna watch the VOD when this is done instead...feel like i should make use of the fucking hundreds of pounds i paid for a tv license lmao

>>64524110
speedrunning event. vidya games breh

>mel beyond the watershed
weird

>>64524173
agdq?

>>64524239
stands for "awesome games done quick"
named by a cuck hence the abbreviation

>>64523615
>Lee
>anything but garbage tier

>>64524273
faster to abbreviate it

>dinosaur
what the fuck

that dinosaur animatronic suit thing is sick tho

the fuck is going on

>>64524303
Yeah, I remember now that he bombed hard the last time he was on a panel show (Buzzcocks?).

I still like his stand up though, I just let the liberal shit slide and enjoy the ranting.

Lmao where did Greg Davies come from

>>64524138
>thinking Channel 4 gets any tv license money

Nigga please.

>its over
what do i do to prolong my suicidal thoughts now?

>>64524470
its not about giving them money its about using the tv for anything other than gaming

how did Richard not know that

>Let's fuck the show up and make only the final answer count

What an amazing show.

>>64524523
>he didn't know Pangaea
Get fucked pleb.

>>64523826
>everyone else is trying to move on
>alan keeps interrupting to drag his shitty joke out even further
kill me

honestly not that good
disappointed by peretti, i don't think she understood the concept and she just looked lost
food fight looked like it was about to get real
at one point
mel was pretty good actually

>>64524864
i agree with everything here. they should have just left it at the last one

>>64524864
Mel is always good, and I don't even watch bakeoff.