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>>64507304
there's nothin gay about sitting down and watching some tough muscular dudes bro

>>64507342
Clearly you haven't seen spartacus or pro-rasslin.

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This would be less homoerotic if it were historically accurate and they were nude.

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>>64507304

>he's afraid of penises

Just how sheltered are you? Also there's a ton of full frontal female nudity in the show so you have no reason to complain. Spartacus season 1 is GOAT.

>>64508541
>some female nudity excuses the fact the show is built entirely around homoeroticism

so you're a rasslin fan too?

>being too straight for something
Hahha are you gay, bro?

>>64508541
Season 2 was shit though, nothing redeeming about it.
RIP Ashur, best character

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>>64507304

That's what Caesar thought too

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>>64507304
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

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Your loss, Spartacus was excellent.

>>64507304
Spartacus was a very good show overall, just give it a fair chance you fucking moron.

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>too straight for tits and pussy: the show

>>64509285
liberals won't understand this

>>64509285
so far its just 300: the show: now with 70% more homoerorticism!

So I'm likely too old and straight for this shit.

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>>64507304
>I am way too straight for this shit.
What are you a faaaag?

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>>64507304
Its nice, but only the first season. After the main actor died it went completely bollocks. There's no need to see anything else expect that first season.

>>64509391
>I'm straight
>Guys, I'm totally too straight for this
Just how insecure about your sexuality are you.
Anyway, even if it wasn't for that, it seems like you're going into this with the wrong mindset, so yeah, you might as well not bother.

>>64509522
What mindset is the right mindset for a shoddy knockoff of 300?

>>64509546
That you need to watch beyond the first few episodes for the effects to tone down, not take it too seriously and enjoy it for what it does right.

>>64509546
Just because you keep having autism fits over 300 instead of giving it a fair chance doesn't mean the show is bad.

It's a honest show that respects its viewer.

>>64509436
Oh, it's brutal

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I miss her.

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Jupiters cock /tv/! Do you shoot golden coins out of your ass? If so squat and produce!

>>64509099

YOU MUST BE TAUGHT SEVEREST LESSON IN WHO TOWERS ABOVE YOU - Spartacus: War of the Rammed

>>64509616
>enjoy it for what it does right

Yea, I'm not seeing a whole lot of that. The characterization is flat, the writing is only to the service of homoeroticism and shitty digital generated/imposed blood spatter.

Then what little non-homoerotic nudity seems to have been directed by a homosexual or a person lacking the ability/inclination to make it appealing, but any time a musclelyman is naked (or on screen) the eroticism is turned up to eleven.

I guess I'm stuck comparing it to rome every moment and it falling flat, every moment.

>>64509927
Hes cool. But hes the only character in the show so far. The rest are cardboard cutouts.

Seriously though why would anyone straight and comfortable with their sexuality be uncomfortable seeing male nudity? It's literally the same shit you see when you look down or in the goddamn mirror, just a body

The only reason it would make anyone uncomfortable is that incites feelings in them they can't cope with, arousal that is

tl;dr OP you gay as shit, go suck some dicks you massive faggot

Fucking homos, man, when will they ever learn?

>>64509989

>I guess I'm stuck comparing it to rome

You're a fucking moron for comparing apples to oranges. Just drop the show already so we don't need to keep reading your list of a 100 reasons why you don't like it

>>64509927
>>64510015
Batiatus and Ashur are like forces of nature on that show. So fucking good.

>>64509670
Just thinking of the scene of her and Spartacus cuck-fucking makes me dick diamonds every time

>>64510015
Spartie and his blonde buddie are characters, Crixus become one and really good one in season1.

S1 = Gods of the Arena > S3 > half of S2 (cant remember which I liked more > the remaining half of S2)

>>64509989
>Homoeroticism.
lol faggot.

>comparing something extremily stylized to Rome
lol

>>64510096
That scene was filmed really well desu. Artsy as fuck fuck in a good way.

>>64509989
>Then what little non-homoerotic nudity seems to have been directed by a homosexual or a person lacking the ability/inclination to make it appealing
Did you even watch the mask sex scene.
And it's funny you should mention Rome. First off this is like comparing apples and oranges, and while I love that show, it actually has less characters with depth or at least with some sort of interesting development. Characters like Batiatus, Lucretia, Gannicus, Illityia etc. are all interesting to follow. Say what you want about Spartacus, but shit gets real for almost everyone involved.

Spartacus and Varo bromance for all time!

>>64510100
>half of S2 (cant remember which I liked more > the remaining half of S2)
Probably the second half. I only remember the first half with Crixus whining like a little bitch.
But I dont remember when they attackt the colosseum, that was okay.

>>64510140
>not Crixus

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Brother.. finish it.

>not liking spartacus
>not being gay
pick one

>>64509391
>>so far its just 300: the show
yeah the first few episodes are exactly that. It gets better than further in you get though

>>64510207
>Restricting yourself from the pleasures of sexual intercourse by limiting yourself to one sex
0/10

>>64510158
Fuck Crixus, he caused so much problems by fucking off with half the men in war of the damned

Do you like Andy Whitfield or Liam McIntyre (the new guy) more?

I miss the meme threads after each episode.

>>64510306
Whitfield was 100x better. It wasn't even about the acting, he just had huge screen presence and gravitas. McIntyre did a respectable job though.

>>64510100
>S1 = Gods of the Arena > S3 > half of S2 (cant remember which I liked more > the remaining half of S2)


objectively correct

>>64507304
>sees buff guys
>associates them with sex
>I am way too straight for this shit.

sure thing buddy

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>>64510306
Probably overall Andy, on account of him having a bit more *presence* and not being as twinky as Liam. Though Liam really starts doing a great job in the final season, and the character in their respective seasons are quite a bit different. Also him going man-mode in the finale was 10/10.

>>64510372
s3 was the best imo, ganni is amazing but crasus was so good

and naveieva whatever her whore name was died in s3, can't top

>>64510306
Both were great, but I liked Andy more. Mostly due to Season 1 being the best, though, and probably some "dead actor bias" too.

>>64510378
I think from his image the problem is with the constant panty-crotch shots of said buff guys.

>>64510403
This scene should be in dictionaries under 'Blown the fuck out'.

The way he dies is pretty epic too. Getting impaled by three huge spears.

>>64507304
or your just triggered by manly men you fat low test cunt

>>64510372
>S1 = Gods of the Arena
Gods of the arena was pretty good, but it loses marks for the super bland protag

This show is pretty much worth watching just for the season finales.
It doesn't pull any punches when characters, you suddenly realize you came to care for, get into some real shit with hype moments, stuff gets tied up in extremely satisfying ways, and characters are mercilessly killed off.

>>64509391
lol im so straight xD

straight people are so sad lol.

>>64510585
Kill Them All was the hypest shit
>That moment where Crixus flings Spartacus up to the viewing platform on his shield

>>64510403
top fight scene

>my cock rages on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AgSuZFlylw

>>64510403
that fake blood is way off

>>64507304
Yeah this was one gay ass faggot show.

>>64510072
this to be honest

If you are uncomfortable with male nudity you were probably that faggot kid who cowered in the corner during gym or sports

faggot

>>64507304
I watched the first episode with a friend who said it was a cool show.
I had the exact same thoughts, Spartacus is gay as shit, it literally looks like gay porn, I got my suspicions about the guy who insisted I watch it.

>>64510072
Well said

>>64510328
The threads were fucking glorious, I miss them also.

>>64510072
>arousal that is
So you think people can't be insecure of their own body? YOu think everyone is just addicted to chugging dicks on their throat?

Freud please.

>>64510072
>You don't watch hardcore gayporn breh?!
>Man you gay as fuck

>>64512108
>Spartacus
>'hardcore gay porn'
Someone has obsession with calling everything gay

You aren't gay perhaps?

>>64512108
It's not a question of liking all that nudity, it's having enough of a problem with it to get in the way of liking a show

He has such a problem with the dudes in the show being naked (women are practically naked in this shit as well) that he lets it flavor his opinion on the whole thing, it bothers him that much

>>64512139
Its softcore gay porn.

Love Spartacus to death.

Hate the "lel if u say something's gay, ur a faget" meme.

>>64512209
Subscribed

>>64512161
Naked women are nice to look at, even women think this.
Halfnaked men is pandering to gays.

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>>64512255
>not being able to appreciate the form of human body be it male or female

>>64512255
Lmao if you say so man
You don't think they put buff, attractive, half naked guys for women to enjoy as well?

Only men are allowed to enjoy the fruits of the opposite sex?

>>64512235
Thanks man

Why are you faggot obsessing only naked men?

Twin Peaks.

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>>64512255
There really are a huge amount of homosexuals on this board.

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>>64512304
If it's Arnold I can, he's a cool dude.
If it's a greasy gayporn looking actor then it's just uncomfortable.
Pic related, he's like a spartacus character, only he wears clothes, but he's still unlikeble as fuck, hard to explain really.

>>64512304
>>64512313
>>64512370
Gays, all of you

>>64512424
>>64512389
Someone's really fucking insecure about the male human body.

>>64510184

The feels, man

>>64512454
I just came to the thread , but I had to say that the idea of the Male human body is fucking off putting to me

>>64512454
No, it's just not liking slimeball dudes.
It's the same reason some football players (soccer in retardland) are loved by women and despised by men, we can see that they are ratty pieces of shit.

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>>64512424
Hey now, buddy.

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Gone too soon

>>64510072
>>64512139
>>64512161
>>64512304
>>64512313
>>64512370
>>64512454
>>64512550
this is some /fit/ level of gay
are you sure you're on the right board?

>>64512647
I'm in content with my sexuality and the sexuality of other people.

>>64512647
>/tv/ isn't one of the gayest boards
Wew

>>64512647
what's your problem?

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>>64512593
I miss him, bros.

>>64512698
>le every board is gay meme

>>>/y/
>>>/t/umblr
>>>/r/eddit

>OP sees himself naked after a shower
>Too straight for life, he kills himself for having a homoerotic reflection

Considering the fact that all of the cut dudes wear like no clothing at all, this show manages to completely avoid homoeroticism in pretty much every situation except for when there are actual homosexuals. Friendship is written well enough as friendship that Varro and Spartacus are among the least gay male lead + best friend duo you'll find in recent years.

The only homoeroticism that's not between the few actual gay dudes is between Lucretia and Illythia/Gaia and Saxa with half the girls she comes across because Saxa is a beast.

>>64516593
>Saxa
>mfw she looks like my first grade teacher.

>>64516593
You'd have a point if the fight scenes weren't all directed and coreographed so the "hawt" male actors are constantly presenting their sweaty-pants clad boipussies to the camera.

Its possible to admire the male form without sexualization. But Spartacus is to the point where there would be less sexualization if they went with historical accuracy and had the gladiators fighting nude.

Not to mention every "hawt" male character is constantly being oiled whenever off camera.

>>64516477

This would actualle make a great plot to a serial killer episode.

>>64516477
Jokes on you, I despise my reflection.

>>64517664
There wasn't a single fight scene where I found myself put off because it seemed like the men (or women, honestly) were being presented in a hypersexualized way that distracted from the scene because I was too busy watching the actual fighting happen. Men (and women) in sex scenes are a different story but that's a given.

Now I'm not saying anything, but it sounds like you're paying a lot more attention to this shit than most people who watch this show do.

>>64517851
>I was too busy watching the actual fighting happen

You mean the slow motion semi-freeze-frame 300-style angry yelling that was either centered on a severed limb (made from jello, of course, as gladiators are all made of jello) or someone's tight loincloth clad buttocks?

I mean, I am only 4ish episodes in, and they did just kill off the gay gladiator (in what felt like a several season arc rushed into half an episode to get rid of him ASAP), so maybe the homoeroticism gets toned down, but holy fuck the first few episodes go from harlequin romance to several hours that are basically just the volleyball scene from top gun.

It looks bit pornsexual but so fucking what, it fucking takes that style and carries it proudly in season 1. It gets more 'serious' in season 2 and 3 but it's also no-fun territory and that's why S1 is the GOAT Spartie.

Spartacus has a reputation for being kinda shit until the Bringer of Rain scene, then the show kicks into speed.

Also if you can't watch it without getting distracted by male bodies when there's also naked female slave extras in like every other scene that's your problem, buddy.

>>64518651
I already liked the pilot, it's a rough diamond. Has pretty much everything stuffed in it that would make Spartacus good later on.

They did tonedown the nudity and stuff like that

>>64518651
See, that's what I was wondering. The series starts kinda horrible, then once the flashback is done, it gets pretty homoerotic, then when the gay gladiator (who's turned the son of the man he killed into his cockslut) is introduced, it seems like it's on a slippery slope of homosex that will only end in a massive gay not-spartan orgy once the gladiator army gets into play.

>>64518894
You have some issue with dicks and gays dude. I did not even care.

>>64518981
Can people start using that as a hard-counter any time a woman complains about sexualization?

>>64518883
>last episode shows flashback to first episode
>sura's tits are suddenly covered by a randomly draped piece of cloth

That was kinda weird.

>>64519582
dude im all about sexuality i dont care

>>64518894
Son are you sure you're not actually gay? Bisexual maybe? Of course the gay characters do gay shit but considering what they have to work with the homoeroticism of this show is surprisingly low between characters who aren't set up to fuck.

If you can't look at a dude's body without going "wow this is so gay" the issue might be with you.

>>64519697
Well, the first season is filled with pantsu shots of the male gladiators. With the guys sticking their asses out as much as possible.

And dude has said they're probably be less sexualization if the gladiators were nude, as would be historically accurate.

>>64519825
>With the guys sticking their asses out as much as possible.

Why are you acting like they're the male live action equivalent to a cape comic titty monster?

>>64520047
Because they are? It started off as a knockoff of 300

>>64520310
did you know 300 is based off historical events?

>>64507304
no country for old men was meh/10

>>64520565
I think he means stylistically. And maybe it's because I'm not a homosexual but I was never distracted by male bodies in 300 either.

you're the one pausing it to take pics of the parts that accentuate their man-parts

>>64520657
I have a panty fetish and the constant panty-shots was subverting my fetish pretty hard.

If OP ever entered a locker room he'd probably implode on the spot under the weight of his insecurities.

>>64512647
Seriously. Spartigus is basically /fit/ the tv show

>>64520848
or if he ever accidentally walked into an all-male strip club, he'd just raise his eyebrow and walk out. Maybe after asking if there were any female strippers.

As that's what this thread is.

>>64507304
JUPITER'S COCK

>>64507304
>OP is scared cause he popped a stiffy 5 minutes in

>>64512550
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>>64512304
You know the ahnold comparison would only work if there were pictures of ahnold in tighty-whities sticking his ass out and making an "uguu" face.

>>64521055
Nah, there'd be a lot more of him whining about how straight he is while completely ignoring the female strippers with their tits out.

>>64507304
ITT: teens who are unsure of their sexuality get flustered over seeing a penis.

>>64521364
>30 penises on screen at one time
Ftfy

>>64521433
>being so gay that your mind fabricates more penises

Why are Americans so pathologically afraid of being gay? Someone who isn't used to you guys would think you had a guilty conscience.

>>64521792
Sexuality of any sort is feared in America.

>>64507304
its /sp/ homoshit that was spammed here

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>>64507304

You words spew from mouth like shit from ass. May Jupiter's cock have mercy on your pitiful form of human existence.

>>64515861
>Being new

>>64521583
Well there was that whores+gladiators scene just after bring the rain, where, in most shots, all that is visible are cavorting men, and the only time women are visible is when they're the only thing in the screen.

Hell, in that scene as they're trying to get the gay gladiator to go get killed, there's what looks like one guy giving another guy head directly behind him, directly center screen.

and while I get that, yea, men fucked in roman times, the first few episodes are definately more focused on the mansex than the femsex.

Pretty sure there were trannies in season 1 when Spartacus fought in the edgy underground hardcore fighting pit.

>>64510403
this show managed to build hype and finish seasons like no other show I've ever watched

>>64524520
Kill Them All is still one of the most satisfying season finales I've ever watched.

>>64524520
true that