Jay Leno has his cars, Nic Cage buys houses/castles... If you

>>64506861
film rights

Nazi memorabilia.

Stationary

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Pepes

>>64506861
M...movies?

Independent and dilapidated movie theatres and renovate them.

>>64506861
Firearms and cooking equipment

But more than likely it'd be a string of failed, and towards the end ,loveless marriages

>>64506861
I would obseesively collect dental molds of every celebrity i work with. It would be in my contract. Then i would have fake teeth made from them and wear whatever one i feel like on a daily basis

>>64506861
virginities

girls

qt feet

Ancient Coins

>>64506861
Flight plans

>>64506861
Flight plans

>>64506861
Snuff films

I'd collect gold and firearms

>>64506861
Probably comic book collections and old consoles cos I'm a fat fucking neckbeard

But seriously probably vintage comic books and the finest alcohols that money can buy

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Lightsabers.

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>>64507061
>I'd collect gold

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All types of guns and air rifles, hell, even airsoft ones. They don't even cost that much compared to cars.

star wars toys

Slaves
from pliant Greeks
to learned virgins
I'll have slaves for every budget

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>>64506901
Lemmy did that. Choose other thing, be original.

stamps

porn

I would collect homeless people. They would stand around my mansion motionless, some as statues and other crouched over as end tables. They would all be paid, but must stay in found clothing and keep the horrible stench. A few of the crazy ones I would let yell/rant at my guests as an interactive art exhibit.

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I'd buy 4chan from Hiroshima and delete /tv/

>>64507085
>buy shit tons of gold
>bury and hide it all over the world
>leave cryptic clues to your caches in your will
Dying the dream

tanks

>>64507185
>have literally every porn ever made
>charge thousands for people looking for sauce of a particular porn they once saw but lost

>>64507161
i'm not doing it to be original, faggot.

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>>64506861

Me? I'd collect crab legs.

i would found a think tank that comes up with dank ass memes and then post them on 4chan. i would be known as the ultimate memelord

Souls

>>64507268
How would that help them? The most frustrating part of porn is finding the source when you have nothing to go on. Once you know who the girl is and/or what it's called then you can usually find it somewhere.
That being said, if you did have every porn ever made I'd definitely hit you up because some shit just isn't on the internet anymore.

>>64506861
Fighter jets

>>64506861
1700's peasant houses. Nobody would get to live in them, but they would all be mine. I would live in a inner city apartment where I could have frequent showings of east scandinavian and russian kino for select individuals.

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flamethrowers and helicopters

>>64507199
This. Except I wouldn't delete it. I'd just make sure frogposters are eradicated from existence.

>>64506861
tanks

.22LR

>>64506861

Probably organs because I'd end up eating/drinking myself to death.

ITT the cause of financial problems

honestly? Probably just have an insane home theater. The best of everything. Then find the best versions of movies to watch, whether it be certain editions of the blu rays or the laser disc versions and collect those.

The clitorises of adult women who were circumcised against their will by lesbians that hate vaginas.

>>64506861
I don't know if I'd really collect anything but I'd buy a few properties in cool cities around the world and probably a badass yacht.

>>64508745
How's it going /b/

i'd go full /vr/ desu

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>>64506861
custom painted chucks from celebrities
i would make it a point to write that in contract that i wont work with someone if i dont have some painted shoe from them

I'd collect hapless boys and turn them into women thereby shaming them into never leaving my palace.

I'd buy as much gold as possible and shoot it all into space

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Yugoslavian memorabilia. So far I have just these.

>>64506861

big guys

Planes. Masks. Khaki pants.

>>64508995
Sorry, I meant Yugoslav Wars memorabilia.

>>64506861
Wristwatches
or Chess sets

i imagine this is a pretty boring answer compared to all the epic memes in this thread though.

>>64506970
You don't have a giant dragon tattoo on your back by any chance?

i would by a-list actresses to fuck me

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>>64506861

Buy 4chan and reddit.

Remove all moderators from 4chan and let people do whatever they want.

Delete reddit and sue anyone who tries to make a replacement.

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>being a filthy fucking hoarder

Books.
Finally, I can build my personal library.

>>64509095
And then you get arrested and jailed for facilitating the sharing of CP. Good thinking, anon.

>>64506861

LEGO.

I would make the dad in LEGO movie look like fucking amature hour.

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>it's a wannabe nouveau riche thread

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>>64506861
Guns

>>64506861
And Cage is always selling his shit due to being broke and owing the IRS money

And I remember around 10 years ago it was revealed that Leonardo Dicaprio was a huge collector of original G1 Transformers up until he was dating some girl who pussy-whipped him into selling it off.

And Johnny Depp collects Barbies
http://www.tomopop.com/newsflash-celebrities-collect-toys--20842.phtml

>>64506884
This. Every Jew in Hollywood knows that ownership is where the real money and power are found.

>>64507161
And Lemmy became an Obama-loving leftist stooge in his final years.

>>64509114

I recently started furnishing my study with antique and rare books. It's such a great feeling to get a book you've been looking for and hold it in your hands then put it on your shelf until you want to read it. My most recent find was an 1886 second edition of Treasure Island. I got it for a song too.

>>64506861
Guns of every kind including historically important one like the one that started WW1.

Trinkets made from gorilla hands.

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>>64509403
Most historically important guns are owned by museums and will never be for sale.

>>64509376
The smell of old books and old newsprint-paper-comic books is so intoxicating, and one of the best smells on the planet.

People who have everything digital don't know what good aesthetics they're missing out on.

Magic cards

>>64506861

Rare memes

>>64509617
Lots of artwork is in museums and not for sale too, but some of it's now owned by private collectors. That's what hiring professional thieves is for.

Cool shit from archaeological digs.

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>>64509684
Here friend, get yourself started. This smug Yaddle is all yours.

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>>64506861

Pussy hair from the girls I paid to fuck with.

The corpses of those who have wronged me.

>>64506934
You`re my man

>>64509932
Did I mention that I will only show Spike Lee and Tyler Perry films in them?

shite film props like a cup deniro used during the filming of raging bull

Sex tapes with all the actresses I work with. Even the old ones. I'm gonna blow Maggie Smith's pussy the fuck out.

Fossils, particularly therapod dinosaurs

>>64510880
Enjoy having to give your cool dinosaur skulls back and losing your money.

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/dec/22/nicolas-cage-returns-stolen-mongolian-dinosaur-skull-he-bought-at-gallery