Whatcha doing for new years eve /tv/? Im going out drinking by myself

>>64321709
Same.

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wallowing in me memeingless existence

>>64321709
I'm staying home drinking by myself

>>64321709

I'm staying in drinking by myself, and I couldn't be happier. Just spent a straight week with my gf visiting my parents and I need some alone time

>>64321709
Gonna go sleep

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>>64321709
Drinking several bottles of wine then going to a strip club

>>64321774
I take your sad existence and raise you drinking lemsip cos I'm ill.

If I wasn't ill the only difference would be that I'd be drinking wine

>>64321904

my nigga

>>64321904
Im doing Bone tomahawk/Hateful 8 with lots of whiskey myself

>>64321946
>>64321968


literally been waiting months to watch this movie and it drops on new years, perfect timing

Talisker
Lagavulin
Laphroaig
Some beers
Music
/tv/
New Years tv
at home

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Drinking, Cocaine, and Wet Original Lubrication.

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I was going to hang out at a hotel with my drinking buddy, his fiancee and some friend of hers
unfortunately
>Hey sorry man. We changed plans I'm just heading to my brothers now.
so I'm probably going to drink alone, smoking bongs, lurking on /tv/. I might miss the countdown, wouldn't be the first time though.
>at least I got really clean showering in preparation.

I'm pretty sure if I owned a gun I'd have already killed myself.

>>64321786
what's your gf doing for new years if shes not with you...?

>>64321904
>>64321946
>>64322029
It couldn't be better viewing for a symbolic temporal rebirth.

LOTR marathon + booze for me. Finishing Fellowship right now

New Years was like 10 hours ago
I just got drunk by myself

We're all going to make it, bros.

>>64322288

Nice, if Knight of Cups didn't just come out I had planned on watching the extended Fellowship of the ring

>>64321709
I'm supposed to go out, but I really don't want too, and I'm half in the bag as it is.

I don't even know the people I'm supposed to be hanging out with, and I'm a mean drunk, could be interesting. But I'll probably stay home and pass out around 11.

>>64322307
where are you? Russia?

>>64322403
not this time friend.. not this time

xanax
and
film

I'm going to watch Southland Tales

>>64321709
It's New Year's Day here. I did nothing for Eve. I was drinking beer in the sun for 6 hours or so, came inside and was shitposting for a while. Blacked out and woke up with beer all over me with two hours missing and then drunk drove down to McDonald's.

I go out every year i'm tired an cranky tonight so I'll read Celine watch something and go to bed before the New Year.

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>>64322739
dont

>>64322739
Excellent idea, going live with three tales from the Southland. I'll see you there.

>>64322833
But-but-but, I wanna.

>>64322739
That movie is terrible.

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What's everyones resolution?
Mine is to be the best me I can be.

>>64322911
Stop wasting your time

>>64322911

Get back in shape.
Make a short film that isn't shit.
Save $10,000.

>>64322911
Mine is to drink less and get laid more often

>>64322911
What a terrible and hollow resolution

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>>64322911
Do some of those exercises that make your stomach less fat

Prepare more meals, eat healthier

Have enough money to give all the people in my life something nice for Christmas.

Spend less time on the internet, /tv/ especially.

Walk the dog more.

Make some friends.

Be less angry.

Hapoy new year /tv/. I love you more than the friends i'm with.
FOR YOU

>>64322911
To smoke more cigarettes

>>64323059
Go away Mac Demarco

HAPPY NEW YEAR BIG GUYS

>>64322231

le getting fucked by le bbc
hehehehehehehehehheeheheheehe
le haaving gf is cuck beta

>>64323058
>>64323091

Happy New Year /tv/.

I love you more than the friends I don't get to bring..

I moved back in with my parents in the town I grew up in this year to save cash. I feel like a kid again, so there's no point going downtown (this city has a shit scene anyways) trying to puff myself up when I'm not feeling it.

My new year's resolution is that the money I'm saving up isn't worth it when I'm absolutely not enjoying myself. It's killed my social life and I'm on 4chan way too much. Again.

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>>64323091

>>64323108
;_;

I pity you, my small-dicked friend.

Watching the Hootenanny, pretty comfy desu
I always enjoy the pipes as well even if old acquaintance be forgot

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>>64321709
Dying on the inside

>>64321709
working in a hospital preparing for a nice raft of failed suicides

Currently getting drunk alone it's 19h06.

Will probably get high later and go for a walk and see how the normal people live.

>>64323053
>Do some of those exercises that make your stomach less fat

You mean eat less and healthier?

>>64321786 Not sure why you're not spending the night with your gf but uhhh okay then...

>>64322911
Mine is to get laid. Wizardhood has not treated me well, so if nothings doing by November I'm going to Amsterdam and getting me a whore

That or I'll kill myself.

>22 years old
>Sitting in my room, on my own
>Downstairs there's a party
>Friends who I'm slowly drifting from at various parties
>Haven't been able to go downstairs to get any food all day
>Decide to go down because I can't take the hunger
>Family I haven't seen for years stops and stares wondering who the fuck it is
>They realise, I keep going into the kitchen, through the people
>See people whisper in other peoples ears, staring.
>My mum looks embarrassed, but comes and sees me whilst I look for something to eat
>How are you feeling? She says.
>At this point I'm a nervous, anxious wreck on the inside after walking through the living room
>Don't say a word just quickly grab some bread and a bag of crisps
>Go back through the living room with my eyes nearly closed
>Brush past cousin, who is a grill
>I drop my bread and crisps
>somebody steps back and stands on the bread
>It's pretty dark so don't see where crisps have gone so just carry on upstairs
>Mum comes up 10 minutes later with 2 crisp sandwiches, she leaves without saying a word.

I'm watching films before as well as after midnight. Obviously. If you don't do this you need to fuck off back to Facebook, normie piece of garbage.

I'm not kidding. Fuck off.

>>64321709
I will be here, avoiding family, trying to learn C and watching a movie.

>>64323277
You posted this last thread, to be honest I liked the anon who will be spending New Years in the woods by his house more. Think he's there right now?

>>64323053
>Do some of those exercises that make your stomach less fat

What the fuck are you talking about you retard. Do you know how the body works?

I retract my insult as it is New Years but you're still a retard (no offence!!!)

>>64323277
damn dude, i hope it gets better for you

>>64323277
Anon...

>>64323129
I'll be Masketta men to your Juan Ovu

>>64323274
>>64323274

In Amsterdam you can pay people to kill yourself for you. Well. I suppose you can do that anywhere, but in Amsterdam it's legal, and guaranteed pain free.

>>64323257
That's the spice. I don't really have any excuse not to man the fuck up and eat better.

>>64321709
I'm drinking by myself

>>64323277
Pretend you're ill with flu or something you goober

>>64323277
Take it from someone who did nothing with his 20's but wallow in self pity...


... Don't. Do something that makes you happy. Pro-tip, this isn't sitting in your comfort zone. Don't be in your 30's hoping you can make them as good as for 20's should have been

>>64323413
I was just there this summer, WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THIS ITS UNFAIR

>>64323361
What if the OP actually made that as a joke and is actually out right now enjoying himself?

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>sis asked me to go over to dad
>told her i didn't know about it
>she won't go unless i got with her and her fiance
>i'll go
>dad call 10mins later
>u coming over?
>sure dad, sis will pick me up.

I love the guy, but damn years of treating my mother like dirt annoys the hell out of me.

>ur mom should come over and visit me and my new wife/children

wtf dad...fuck you man. how about u cook me some asian food and stfu. never bring my mother up again,srsly.

wish I could say that to him....

>>64322911
to stop getting drunk every single night.

>>64323274
There's whores everywhere m8.

>>64323376
No. My father was mentally ill and taught me a bunch of horrifically innacurate garbage about metabolism that I've only recently began to understand was completely uninformed.

>captcha: choose all images with bread
fucks sake

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*tips alcohol*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeZfl45GHvo

>>64323413
I'm willing to bet a whore is more fun, and probably cheaper too

>>64323277
;_;

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I haven´t spent new years by myself before.

>>64323476
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

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I didn't even notice it was new year until bangs were happening outside my window, I drink alone like most nights.

>>64323460
>Don't be in your 30's hoping you can make them as good as for 20's should have been

Right in the feels.

>>64323486
You cannot isolate stomach fat, or any fat for that matter. Just lift/cardio (or one or the other) and eat right and you'll be one step closer to how you want to look with each passing day.

Take a picture at the end of each week so you don't get discouraged, because going day by day, you don't see much difference. It'll also be a nice thing to look back on.

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>>64323535
youre not alone I'm here

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Just sat and watched some fireworks behind my house from the garden, my dog beside me and a glass of whiskey.

00:15 here in Ireland

Happy new years bros

>>64321709
this is how my night will probably play out
>i'll drink to much before 10 pm
>probably smoke weed even though i don't like to until right before going to sleep
>ill have pay attention to the College Football Playoffs that i'm actually really interested in
>i'll go to a bar with my roommates, probably the one they like that i hate
>i'll continue to get too drunk
>at this point i'll probably drift around the dance floor dabbing on people as hard as i can because cam newtons funny
>i'll try to get a girl to come home with me (and fail)
>i'll throw up a hundred times in the morning

probably will be a 6 (six)/10 (ten) night

>>64323483
Seriously m8,British women are fuck-disgusting when you're not paying for them, I hate to think what the whores are like.

Besides, I like Amsterdam, might as well combine a holiday with sex

>have to work New Year's Day
>people are going to ask me what I did for New Year's

Fuck it. I'm not even bothering to make anything up this year. I'm just gonna say nothing.

>>64323277
Well that's your fault for staying in your room

>>64323511

Probably, but a whore only lasts half an hour, assisted suicide lasts forever.

>>64323277
>Don't say a word just quickly grab some bread and a bag of crisps

I kek'd again. I don't know why this gets me so bad.

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>>64323553
this is an imageboard

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>>64321709
drink vodka and listening to Strange Mercy

>>64323476
I'd be much more happier with that than some Anon, cold, in the woods.

>>64323535

you have become one of us, enjoy your robe and loli.

>>64323535
I've done it the last two times and maybe once or twice before that. Pretty lonely.

>>64323654
Don't worry, he's got his cereal bars

Who here

>hootenanny

??

>>64323590
Sounds like fraternity life, it gets old fast

>>64321709
I wouldn't mind spending NYE by myself at him, not at all. Unfortunately, I live with my parents and have been too lazy to move out. I'd love to just chill in my room all night, but they're gonna bug me to celebrate NYE with them and it's gonna remind me that I'm a useless sack of shit whose only resolution should be "put a bullet through my skull."

/tv/-related: I might watch Return of the Jedi as I've been putting it off for a few weeks. Have plenty of other movies I can watch, but none are grabbing me at the moment.

>>64323730
nah i'm just a normie that likes film and football. rather stay in and catch up on some films, but ill be dragged into.

>>64323577
Thanks anon. The honesty of that post is motivating. Have a nice night.

>>64322911
dying

>>64323722
Is like jools is stuck in some horrible nightmare where he is forced to pay boogie-woogie piano forever.

If swap my life for that in a heartbeat

>>64322911
I have about ten resolutions. Most important one is to spend less time on internet message boards. I know that over the past fifteen years, I've spent more time on forums than I have playing video games or watching movies. If I'm going to waste time, I'd rather do something that's, uhh, semi-productive, sort of.

I bought myself a stopwatch and I'm going to start timing myself on how long I browse forums everyday. I also do it all day at work which has prevented me from getting much done.

>>64322911
To make a friend

>>64323460
>le leave you comfort zone meme
it always makes me feel even worse and shatters any shreds of self confidence I had left

>>64323722
FUCK no! That's just admitting defeat.

>>64323476
OP here. Im not going out with anybody later. I went out with a girl last year but this time around I got nothing

I was gonna go to my professor's new year party (she invited the whole class) but she didn't give us an address she just said 'I'm in the phonebook" and I'm too lazy to track her down so I'm going to another 'party' at a bookstore that just opened. They said they'd have beer and I can talk about books so I'm kinda excited.

>>64324441
Is your professor hot?

>>64324387
with each successive time you jerk off the more likely you will finish to weirder shit. Trannies fucking dudes is the last stop before you go completely gay.

>>64324359

>"not the hootenanny, never the hootenanny. We're better than that."

Still my favourite Peep Show quote, even though I just end up watching it every New Year due to being a shut in social retard

drinking at home by myself. redwine and coke.

I'm British, so 45min already into the new year, started watching the prestige earlier and I've got to finish off fargo series 2

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>>64324528
>that feel when you cant make any relationship last and youve become so bored and lonely that youve tried guys a few times

>>64324333
This. It's just a stupid meme spouted by people.

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>>64322911
Give up drinking (other than with the lads, i drank far too often by myself last year)
Join the gym yes I'm one of those people
Get started on classical western literature (already started with The Iliad)

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>>64324594
>tfw you literally can't maintain a relationship with any of your friends, let alone a girl
>tfw you're all alone because of this

>>64322718
What a night. Tfw Xanax withdrawals while coming down from an acid trip. That was the fucking worst

I'm with a group of friends and I plan to drink myself into a coma since it doesn't nearly as seem pathetic as when im alone.

>>64324594
the only way I'd be tempted to fuck a guy is if they're as feminine as possible without being a trap. I don't want some fat, bearded, hairy and bald homo with a deep voice near me if I try gay stuff.

>>64324703
Doesn't seem nearly as**

>>64324585
>redwine and coke
nice. Im just going to the stor to get some. Still got about 7 hours to midnight here in California

>>64322911
I'm gonna try to get my wife's son into movies. Start him off young, so hopefully he develops some appreciation for cinema before I did.

I can't stand alcohol because my dad was an angry drunk while I was growing up.

How do I cope with the loneliness without using alcohol /tv/?

are there any good films about Social Anxiety?

>>64324333
>>64324610
It really isn't a meme. The thing is, you end up making your comfort zone smaller and smaller until it's just you, in your room, jerking off and posting on /tv/.

There's probably a lot more you could do that wouldn't make you feel awful, but once you've reached the point of being a shut in neet, even the stuff you could enjoy seems hard, so you do need to push yourself a bit.

>>64324727
Dont do It. I immediately regretted it both times. Its better to be alone than pretend to be gay or be with some ham beast. Self respect is my new years resolution

>>64324462

She's 62, so no.

She's a great lady though.

>>64322911
Make more money.

>>64324745

yeah, i used to live some spanish people who got me into it

50% cheap red wine, 50% coke or pepsi. Goes down really well, gets you pissed. got some nice whiskeys to get through for the rest of the night though

>>64322911
Mine is get a job, or at least improve my income

>>64323584
Same to you, I hope this one's a good one.

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>>64324793
I remember the only I time I asked some random girl out at a Library.

I walked up to her and told her she had nice hair and then she looked at me briefly then nodded and walked away.

That practically destroyed every shred of self confidence I had for like 3 months.

Never again m8. I'd rather die alone.

>>64323904
Good luck.

>>64325077
lol. You have to make small talk while brimming with confidence. THEN you ask for the number.

>you have nice hair
lmao. might as well just say "I'd like to insert my penis inside you"

>>64325077
> random man approaches you
> y-you have n-nice hair
> What the fuck

>>64325077
this is going to sound completely stupid, but it's worth it: get an escort of a legit site. Even if you're a kissless virgin you're paying her to do what you want, even if it's as simply as teaching you how to kiss. First, you're paying them to do what you want, and second they actually prefer to get your money with as little time spent actually fucking.
Yeah 400-600 dollars for 2 hours is expensive, but it's like therapy in a psychologist's office instead you get to cum at the end.

>>64324784
all good films about social anxiety are extremely difficult to watch if you have even slight social anxiety by nature. would not recommend

>>64325077
>not walking up confidently to her and spouting "Look, I think you're gorgeous, we should go out sometime"

Don't ask to go out, almost insist on it.

>>64325213
>>64325282
Well, like

Her hair was black with these white steaks so it's wasn't just normal hair. I'm not a full blown autist.

well I might be I dunno

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>>64325526
It's alright la, at least you made the effort
> mfw the occasional girl that smiles at me but I'm too socially retarded to smile back and usually just look away

>>64325466
It can't be that hard anon, pretty please? I'm not easily triggered unless I'm actually around others. Watching it on a screen probably wouldn't bother me.

>>64325077
Complimenting girls is very wrong, you basically are screaming "I'm desperate!".

You should try to be more casual and try to focus on you (without trying to brag or shound like a chad) like "Oh like this book too, it's pretty good!"

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>>64325564
I've never been smiled at before. This is troubling.

>>64325077
Baby steps anon, baby steps.

If you haven't talked to a grill in a long time then don't just leap into trying to ask her out. Just start with striking up conversation with people, with no intention of trying to sleep with them

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>>64325684
I look pretty normie, honestly

Shame i have the social skills of an autist

I think I'm just gonna watch american history x alone

sober bc my crippling alcoholism nearly killed me recently

fun times

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>>64325651
>taking advice from someone who's alone on New Years

funny one mate

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>>64325754

>>64325564
Are you me? I shut down my brain when it's about flirting with a girl (I specifiy this because I'm a salesman, and pretty good speaking with people and speaking in front of people)

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hang in there /tv/

>>64325693
It was just spur of the moment thing, but I've learned to never trust my gut about anything every again.

2bh I don't even care about getting laid, I just want someone worth hanging out and going to the movies with

>>64325526
that makes sense. It had a chance to work, as that seems like a natural thing to talk about if it stands out. Maybe you weren't "confident" enough, or maybe she just wasn't into you, or feeling talkative, etc. Bunch of different possibilities. Although it's generally best not to talk about a girl's appearance first thing.

>>64321709
I'm drinking alone at my parents house as a 26 year old virgin who works in a grocery store. Here's to another great year tv!

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>>64325794
My biggest problem is that i have no issue talking to people about shit
But when the conversation goes beyond just talking and more to "anon i want your dick inside me" I just freeze up

cleaning the apartment tonight, have a christmas tomorrow, having a grill come over saturday after we see star wars. 6/10 face, 10/10 taters.

>>64325743
not him but i'm gelatinous of your ability to look normie
I have shit sense of style and that's 80% of the reason i don't look normie

Sitting in my house slowly starving.
>got dental implants yesterday
>can't fucking eat anything but pudding/ice cream/applesauce

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Im watching Forrest, Forrest Gump

>>64325867
I'm not him but looking normie won't get you anywhere. I've been told by female cousins I dress pretty nice but that I have the social skills of a doorknob.

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>>64325867
I have pretty decent style (nothing extravagant, i just know how to look normie)

> mfw i can do autistic shit (looking at manga or anime) and just look normal regardless

>>64322911
move the fuck out.

>>64324784
Same here, angry drunk dad, can't stand alcohol.

being a sober NEET is shit. i'm seriously considering trying out some drugs to make my existence feel better.

>tfw people constantly make fun of me not drinking

>>64326055
Weed is harmless in moderation.

>>64324793
>have to get out of my comfort zone everyday because I got a job
>not that stressful but social interactions and deadlines are killing me
>went from a /fit/ teetotaler to drinking a bottle of hard liquor almost everyday after work
>recently started getting chest pains

>>64324693
Are you an alcohol m8? I'm an alcohol, could be part of the problem m8.

>>64326055
Awww widdle baby can't handle a widdle wiquor

>>64326072
Sure if you like never having dreams as long as you use.

Friend I haven't talked in years invited me to a party but I turned down cause I haven't spent time with my dad in awhile and wanted to hang with him. Plus I watched a film earlier that had me get emotional and miss my dad

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>>64326111

>>64326135
you forgot to mention the part where your dad didn't return your call because he was busy having a life.

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>get an e-mail from my mom asking me if I'm all right 2 days ago
>reply today saying I'm not doing so well
>immediate auto-response
>"Sorry, but I will be unavailable from Dec 30th until January 2nd"

>>64325918
My name is dan, dan fielding

>>64326160
Actually I wouldn't return his calls

>>64325939
>wont' get you anywhere
Agreed. But looking like you fit in and knowing that you look like you fit in helps with not feeling overly anxious about yourself.

>>64325951
Is it possible to learn this power ;-;

>>64326111
I have occasional night terrors and haven't remembered a dream in years. Should I start using weed?

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>>64322403
it's gonna be different this year, right?

>>64321709
My one and only friend was going to come watch the simpsons and twilight zone marathons.

He ditched me, so im going to sit home alone again.
Im not even going to drink

>>64324784
>>64326055
I had the opposite, angry sober dad who was formerly an alcoholic criminal.

I can tell you that it was probably better to have a sober parent, not shitting on you just acknowledging the facts, but I'm pretty sure liquor was the only thing keeping him sane. He was genuinely nuts.

I didn't touch the sauce until after he was out of my life (5 years ago) and I've started smoking, drinking and smoking weed on the reg.

Pick up a Randy's 3 in one vaporizer, pick out some of that ridiculous e-juice and some weed if you can, and develop a bad fucking habit. It does wonders to have something chemical to look forward to.

Try to graduate to actual cigarettes though, e-cigs make you look like a real dipshit.

>>64326219
Fucked up bruh

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Working tonight, while my gf is out celebrating

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>>64326251
Y-yeah of course. This is the year i'll get better.

>>64321709

Take away going out and we're doing the same thing.

>>64326268
Well at least you got one anon.

Happy new year.

>>64326289
I dont even take showers most days

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>there anons that didn't make it this year

IT'S NEW YEARS EVE AND I'M DRINKING ALONE
SUCK ON A BONE
4CHAN IS FOR GROWN
manchildren

>>64326287
who is she going to kiss at midnight/sleep with?

>>64323535
>>64323578
>>64323682
>giving a hit about being alone
>not doing your forestry homework and looking forward to getting back to your school and fraternity
top pleb

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>tfw all alone in my room for new years
>bring my cat along to not feel so unwanted and alone
>he just sits by the door waiting for my mom to open the door so he can leave

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>>64326461

>>64326251

The year that you realize you're the only one who can make it different is when it will be.

>high school girlfriend emails me three days before New Years
>suddenly confused, isolated, alone, irritated

I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN TILL YOU EMAILED ME YOU WHORE YOU ARE MARRIED WHY ARE YOU EMAILING ME YOU CUNT GODDAMN NOW I HAVE HOPE I WON'T DIE ALONE

/cruise control

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>>64326461

>>64326461
I was on the verge of making it this time last year. Pretty much fell off a cliff in 2015, worse off socially and physically than ever in my life now. Making a lot of money though.

Gonna get blackout drunk alone and masturbate at midnight

start the year out right

>>64326436
I would take more showers but my boiler broke two years ago and I've never had the money to fix it. I've had nothing but cold showers even during the winter for the entire time.

>>64326576
Shit I feel ya man

Reminders suck

>>64326532

Cats normally only want you for food, bro. They are companions on their terms. You need a dog for your situation, mang.

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>>64326602

I'm working a few blocks from Times Square. Will get out right when the mass exodus of shitfaced people makes their way to Penn Station. I hope I don't get hassled by drunk Chads who think I walk funny or puked on by drunk Stacys, I really can't handle confrontation.

about to jack off to jada fire. Maybe watch the star wars camrip again..after that might throw two frozen white castle sliders in the microwave and chill out by myself. Y'know, just regular NEET shit

> 22
> went out on nye with my 5 best buddies on nye since we were 17
> this year they all bring their gf
> celebrate new years in a near empty bar
> they all cuddle up after 12 and I have no one to talk to
> they're all home by 1am
> I stay to finish my beer

I'm not even lonely as far as I can tell, I just want my friends back. I see them when I'm back home, after every 2 or 3 months for university, but they all seem to have become my father in around 8 months.
I don't understand, we were in ibiza having a great time a year or so ago, now it's like they're suddenly too good to drink or party.

>>64326681
Holy shit, you win the most depressing evening award anon

>>64326606
That is really sad but it also made me laugh.

I'm quitting smoking, so I can't even drink alone because it lowers all inhibitions to stay quit.

>>64323277
>living with your family at 22
there's your problem right there you faggot get a shit job and find some sketchy roommates on craigslist like everyone else

>>64326744
I cant stop smoking, because I sometimes meet girls while I go out for a smoke at bars. Rather get lung cancer then be alone

>>64326681
wat

>>64323277
JUST

>>64326769
why do people like you feel the need to post? youre just younger and still home alone on new years and this will be you soon. stop being angry and post in a thread that matters to you not one that was made for us

>>64326732
I'm happy and comfortable though. Don't really care

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>>64326681
>about to jack off to jada fire. Maybe watch the star wars camrip again

>>64326861
I wish I was young enough to feel like that again
I assume your ~20 and still have some hope

>>64326681
>jack off
>watch movie
>THEN
>chill out by myself

who's doing the first two with you? a rei doll or something?

>>64326706
I guess you're the only one who didn't become lame as fuck.

>>64326739
it stops being funny when my home's air conditioning is water-based. If my boiler doesn't work not only do I not have hot water, but I don't have heat either. I'm wearing pj's, under sweatpants, wool socks, and a hoodie just inside my own home.

>>64326948
shit anon, I wish I could afford a rei doll

>>64326961
I'm impressed by your resolve anon

Is anyone streaming anything this year?
Watching movies, tv shows (I remember the animated spider-man's ADHD plot the best) with my fellow anon's was one of the comfiest times ever.
Plus the mortal kombat movies were also very bomb.

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>>64326988
Same

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>>64323477
You should, i was in the same situation as you were, i told him everything and i felt better. I am still a failure tho, so i just go nowhere nowdays

>>64326954
I wish it felt that way, before I felt like a real human bean because I had friends, now I realise that we all stuck to each other because we had nothing else, and they essentially pretend to give a shit for old times sake.
Cest la vie, at least I had good teenage years. Time for the slow decline into death.

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>>64323502
Sinatra is definitely the best thing to listen to over the holidays. Or make that the best thing to listen to whilst drinking alone

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>>64326995
thanks. It's some sort of survival instinct at this point because I hate myself enough that suicide isn't looking too bad right now.

>>64323277
I've seen this posted before somewhere I think...

>>64327162
Is that a fucking stun gun?

>>64327195
Looks like a Bernese Mountain Dog to me

>Troi: "I sense depression and sadness in this thread, Captain."

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>>64327225
Australian Sheppard. Same colors but the tail get's docked and it usually maxes are 50 lbs total.

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>>64323502
why anon, i was about to sleep

>>64327225
Dunno man, I'd say it's a cross with something.
But then again I'm no expert in non-lethal weaponry

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>Girlfriend broke up with me 4 months ago. She's moved on but I'm still thinking about her everyday.
>Handed in my notice at work just over a week ago so I don't have to see her anymore and can move on.
>Have fuck all social life, but could've gone to house party in London with friends except I have work the next day.
>Ended up going to brother's friend's house instead.
>They are all ten years older than me and talking about houses and babies whilst I'm a 24 year old melt who still lives with his parents, doesn't drive and is about to become unemployed.

All I cling to is hope that my future self might have the motivation to turn my life around. But it'll probably never happen.

>>64327316
endure and survive anon.

>>64327288
Didn't even notice his tail. I had a blue merle aussie growing up, she was great.

>>64321709
I'm smoking an Oliva Serie V Melanio Maduro cigar and drinking a Ballantine IPA. Pretty good pairing.

>>64326271
wow anon, excellent life advice from a degenerate like yourself

I finished my booze stock and I'm watching both Ghost busters movies.

>>64321709
any gr8 movies yall douchebags recommend?

>>64327430
That's all I have been doing, but the year and a half of having a girlfriend lulled me into a false sense of security and the feeling that I just might make it.

Now of course the cold reality has settled back in.

>>64327570
realize that you dont need that cunt, make something of yourself that you can be proud of. have goals that you can enjoy attaining, and go out and no life them.

Hanging out here now. I wonder which board has the comfiest nye thread... maybe /adv/?

I jacked off, ate a sandwich and browsed 4chan while watching a videogame stream.

My New Years resolution is to fucking kill myself.

stifler goes black

>>64327673
want to go 50/50 on a mosin nagant? A single one only costs like 100$

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>>64327570
Was having a gf as nice as I imagine it is?

>>64327749
I'm Australian, I'll have to go out via sharpened stick.

Just came back home and im fuckeing pissed

Happy new years anon

>>64327869
Just walk out into the outback.

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>>64324784
>>64325610

>>64327869
are you not allowed to even own bolt action rifles in koala-land?

>>64327825
We had fuck all in common, but it was lovely to just be around someone all the time to relax with and go do stuff like nice walks and restaurants and basically just feel comfortable.

>Sitting alone in my room, working and going down the pub a few times during the week is all I do now.

I didn't know any better before being with her and was quite happy in my comfort zone, but now it's fucking torture missing out on that stuff. And I have no idea why I care so much.

>>64327936
If you go hunting you can have guns. There's probably a big process to get to it though and I'm unemployed, have no one to vouch for me and have been called a serial killer by multiple people.

Besides it seems kind of lame to go out in a pull of a trigger.

Return of the king is on dubyadubyadubya dot treesnetwork dot com!!!!!

www
!!!!

why would anyone give a shit about what some anonymous faggot is doing on a board for posting memes. i'm not your friend you autistic faggots. sage for not television or film.

>>64328076
>Besides it seems kind of lame to go out in a pull of a trigger.
would you rather dive face first into cement from the top of the Sydney Opera house then?

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>>64328168
then go away

>>64327983
You just seem worried that you'll never have that kind of relationship again. It's irrational thinking. I'm sure you'll find a similar relationship eventually.

>>64322403
DUDE GIVE THEM FALSE HOPE LMAO

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see ya in hell!

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>finishing the bottle
>not even buzzed yet
what the fuck is going on? I don't drink that often and I'm usually drunk as fuck at this point. I don't have any more alcohol left and there's no store nearby that's open at this hour. new year's eve ruined.

>>64328334
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

>>64321709
My wife and I are walking down the street to a friend's house and partying with them. We'll probably get drunk and have sex.

Watching Dragonblade, a Jackie Chan/John Cusak movie. It is triggering my history autism real fucking bad.
That and everyone is wearing eyeliner.

>>64328168
>I le browse /b/ this summer first time now look at me raiding le other boards XD

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Sitting at home alone

I went into /soc/ and got a really sad lonely feeling after about 3 minutes and then left.

>>64328295
It's just the who, how and when that worries me. I got pretty lucky with her because she basically told me she was interested, but going out there to find someone in the right set of circumstances just seems extremely daunting.

>>64322911
Lose weight
Go on a decent vacation
finish school

>>64323150
Are you me?
But seriously, I know that feel. Gonna stay in, shitpost, then go to bed early.

kill yourself tonight senpai

>>64322746
I think I saw you post about drinking beer in the sun yesterday. What's the appeal in that?

>>64328520
>daunting

I know that feel bruh.
It's a big world.

>>64328445
lucky bastard

>>64328705
>married
>lucky

I've become hollow and looking to regain my humanity back, what do guys ?

Ausfag here.
I hung out with my best friend and hopped parties for a bit. There's a girl I'd met a few weeks prior who wanted to meet up again with me so we went to this area called The Valley, which is the main entertainment district in my city. We ended up meeting and getting along before this drunken hillbilly picked a fight with one of the girls we were with so we parted ways. Then I walked home and sobbed because all I wanted was to spend NYE like last year, with my now recently made EX girlfriend. I literally sobbed and sobbed for an hour or so as I walked home. Last year I was happy and in the arms of a beautiful woman who loved me.

And now I'm not and that's all there is to it.

>>64328752
jesus you are a pussy

lmao

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Blowing shit up with TR-8R!

>>64328676
Life is daunting. Unless you have no fear and the balls to keep trying until you succeed. Otherwise every day is another day of eking out an existance, wondering what the purpose of it all is.

>>64328752
cuck

>>64328752
Fucking hell man, i'm sorry. That's rough. At least you met up with someone new right?

>>64328752
I know that feel bro. Life always turns on a dime like that. Makes me wonder how so many people can go through so much heartbreak in their life and not bat an eyelid about it and just keep repeating the cycle.

>>64322288
Did this 3 years ago. I think all three movies extended are around 12 hrs. Fucking great way to spend a night.

>>64321709
I'm in my jacket in a cold room eating shrimp and drinking red wine. I kinda feel sick.

>>64328751
Find people to serve.

I lost my narcos, New Years is over.

>>64329067
You lost your netflix show?

>>64328830
Nice R2

>>64321709
I was here, at home, ignoring my family, watching Adaptation. Was fucking good!

>>64328967
Im exactly half way through the trilogy right now, middle of two towers

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>>64329113
top kek mate

>>64321709
I'm staying at home by myself drinking and eating chicken wings

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>>64328445
go away normie scum

>>64329113
Yeah, I forgot my password):

>>64329497
just download it for free like I did desu

>>64321709
Sitting at home and smoking legal tobacco like every other day, senpai

>>64323535
>not spending the past 5 new years by yourself.

step it up anon

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Watched Ex Machina. No regrets, it was a really nice movie to end the year.

>>64329721
I once spent new years alone and sober and at 11 pm my dad called to tell me that we were losing our house because of his recent divorce. I sometimes wish I had ended my life on this night because little good has happened since.

>>64325490
>le confidence
ebin

>>64329826
Confidence is lie

It's all about being desirable and attractive

Little else matters.

>>64329940
looks, money, personality. In that order

>>64326219
Around 5 years ago my dad told me to never contact him again. He sent me a happy birthday last month but he'll get nothing ftom me.

>>64330040
well, you can still get a girl for a night or two with just personality. keeping them requires money though

>>64330687
Yeah I cant keep any of them. One night stands for me mostly

>>64327316
>They are all ten years older than me and talking about houses and babies whilst I'm a 24 year old melt who still lives with his parents, doesn't drive and is about to become unemployed.
I'm 27 and babies and houses is all my 20-24 year old coworkers talk about while I still spend my salary only on alcohol, cigarettes and steam games

>>64330942
In the long run youre better off. Half of them will be divorced before they are 30.

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>>64330942
>tfw most of your old school and college peers probably have kids
I can't imagine they're better off for it though

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Epic thread!!!

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Watching all in the family and drinking bourbon with my dad.

>>64329142
There's only one trilogy fag.

>>64331147
>bourbon
>le black and white cigar man
How many fedoras do you own?

>>64331163
Yeah, lord of the rings

Studying discrete signal processing.

And Scrooged was on, and I was thinking about Scrooge, and A ChristmasCVarol, and how the message was all like "enjoy time with your loved ones, experience the moment in the moment and feel the best emotions a person can feel in good company because that's what life's about really". And I was like "But if I don't study this then I won't know how to process discrete signals". And then I got all mad and melancholy because A) I know how to build FIR and IIR filters by windows or pulse invariance, what I'm learning is shitty proofs that are useles to everyone, B) even if I didn't know how to do these things it wouldn't matter because the whole process is automated, you don't build a filter, you tell the computer what filter to build and it builds it and C) Idon't want to process discrete signals, 4 years I've been doing this shit and I hate it like I hate sunburn but here I am giving my christmas, my birthday and my god damn new years to it.

I'm so done with this shit.

>>64331370
I have no idea what anything you said means, anon, but it sounds awfully stressful. My condolences. If I could hug you I would.

>>64331370
autism

>>64331458
gay

>>64330942
dude thats not a good thing for them

i have two girls at my work who have kids and neither are with the father anymore and a third who was married and already divorced and they are all still under 30

>>64331469
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

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>>64321709
>Whatcha doing for new years eve
Getting my shinebox