OOBA OOBA

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did georgie boy take a look at his fat faggot sons xbox 360 controller and think "oh boy, that'd make a cool looking droid for my revenge of the sith movie!"

throw star wars in the garbage already

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The banking clan will sign your treaty!

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SUPERIOR MEME COMING THROUGH

>>63404213
Do they have a whole race that just banks?
How did a whole race evolve to the point where they just run the banks.

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>>63404213
PLAGUEIS?

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>>63404213
The techno union

*robotic noises*

is at your disposal.

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>be me
>decide to watch a new hope
>pull out my 2004 dvds
>open tray
>start dvd
>get to part were the stormtroopers are looking for C-3PO and R2-D2
>see pic related
>proceed to shut off my blu ray player

Why is Lucas not a good friend?

>>63404281

> Implying thats not what jews are

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fuck u

>>63404158

Who the fuck is autistic enough to burst out laughing at this simple retarded image macro?

Me ;-;

>>63404183
>xbox 360
almost got me anon.

>>63404302
>Okay Christopher Lee, on your right pretend a robot on life support is gesturing to you. On your left is count chocula
>ACTION

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>Libraries closed asshole

What did they mean by this and why was it deleted?

>>63404330

It looks like a scene from a live-action Rick and Morty, except with no jokes.

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>>63404158
>Star Wars fans mock this maternity droid at every opportunity
>Currently jizzing themselves over this random protocol droid action figure and paying insane prices for it on Ebay

You fucking faggots.

>>63404158
>Say they need to enter surgery to save the babies.
>Pursue a vaginal birth.

You can tell Lucas had only adopted kids.

>>63404158
I always liked the sounds this thing made.

>>63404590

Why does that robot have a mohawk

>>63405189

I kind of doubt that someone near that droid will be dying of a broken heart while this droid coos "oobah oobah" in one of the mos awkward scenes to ever be shown in a theater.

>>63404281
no one evolves into their roles, they live on their world and then they find space community, so they look for a way to survive in that community some turn into whore races and others try to find something they are better at than others like banking,crime or cloning . those who fail have their stuff taken away and end up as slaves or just dead

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>>63404658
>>63404529

>>63404330
god what a sack of fucking dog shit

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>>63405581
>Princess Leia: Luke, what's wrong?
>Luke: Leia, do you remember your mother? >Your real mother?
>Princess Leia: Just a little bit. She died when I was very young.
>Luke: What do you remember?
>Princess Leia: Just... images really. Feelings.
>Luke: Tell me.
>Princess Leia: She was... very beautiful. Kind, but sad. Why are you asking me this?
>Luke: I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her.

But to be fair:

http://www.retrozap.com/padme-didnt-die-of-a-broken-heart/

Lucas forgot how to explain again.

>Revenge of the Sith, one of my all-time favorite films. I haven’t been counting, but I’ve seen this movie 500 times, and I’m still finding new things to consider. The final hour of this movie is densely packed with information, but it doesn’t hold your hand. Where a lesser film would have wrapped thing up with an expositive voiceover, Revenge of the Sith demands that the viewer watches how things unfold, and then asks the viewer to put the pieces together themselves. Unfortunately, not everyone has put them together the proper way, and that leads to a lot of differing conclusions regarding the anticlimax of the movie.

the fuck

>>63404590
is there a video

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>Its a prequel thread time
Execute meme 66

>>63406143
I SAID 66

>>63404330
>the techo unian and banking clan lines are actually real

i thought you guys were just memeing

goddamn

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>>63404316
HOL UP
*shits in street*
SO YOU SAYIN
*rapes tourist*
YO HOL UP SENPAI WATCHU SAYIN IS
*posts cringeworthy facebook status*
THAT WE GOTTA
*demands to see the manager*
THAT WE BE SUM
*tries to do aerobics in robes*
SUM SUM FINNA
*shits for 24th time in a day*
HOL UP SENPAI YOU SAYIN WE GOTTA
*immigrates to UK with his 17 kids*
POO IN LOO?????
*shits his pants*

>>63405872
Holy shit this article is fantastic, especially part 2. Part 2 even highlights some intense poetry of which Lucas would be immensely proud.

If the article is right, Lucas truly is a genius

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>>63404281
>How did a whole race evolve to the point where they just run the banks

oy...

>>63406195
BWEEEEEOOOOOOOO

>>63406224
You're not even trying to make him sound Indian

SO HOLD ON BOSS
*shakes head*
WHAT YOU SAYINGS
*works in call center*
YOU TELLINGS ME WE WILL
*does Bollywood dance*
THEES TINGS WE ARE DOING
*worships cow*
WHAT YOU SAYING BOSS
*opens convenience store*
WHAT IS HAPPENINGS IS
*shits in designated street*
DOING POO IN THE LOO

>>63406489
10/10

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>>63406489

>>63406105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDPmS7a1UYo

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>>63406739
>i know who can identify this

>>63404158
>you will never have your plastic paddle hands in padme's snatch as you shout OOBA OOBA at her.

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THANKS LUCAS

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>>63406904
>mfw he was in the movies

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mfw upside down face is canon

>>63406951
you think when this guy eats chili at dex's diner he gets slop in his eye balls?

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>At last we will have revenge
What did he mean by this?

>>63407049
I just now noticed that they forgot to put the black makeup on his neck in that scene

>>63407049
revenge of the sith, its forshadowing

>>63406739
lol what was up with dat tounge

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>no one has encountered a Sith Lord in 1000 years
>SITH LORDS ARE OUR SPECIALTY!

>You and the naboo form a symbiont circle. What happens to one of you will affect
the other.

Does anything in the movie explain this or is it EU shit?

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>>63407200
>50% fatality rate against a sith apprentice despite 2:1 advantage
>decisively lost to dooku despite 2:1 advantage
>obi wan gets his shit fucked up again by dooku despite 2:1 advantage
>sith lords are our speci-ality

>>63407358
JUST

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>>63404281
It's funny you should ask that, because Rowling did the same thing. This blood runs deep, senpai

>>63404330
>Wolfman on the left has human hands.

>>63407385
oy vey how dare they make such racist offensive stereotypes about our noble banking clan

>>63407615
uhhh i clearly see two thumbs mirroring each other.........are you drunk anon?

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>>63406143

>>63404302
>the techno union finds your proposal interesting

>>63406489
I think he's paki, actually.

>>63404302
The techno union

UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

Is at your disposal

>>63404158
Anybody else want to fuck it while it just slowly moans ooba ooba.

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>>63406809
>"I know who can identify this, my good friend who runs a 50s themed diner in the belly of the city, Dexter Jettster™ he will surely be the key to this."

>>63407943
That scene would have been a lot better if the techno union was a represented by an autistic German wearing all black with round glasses

>>63407957
>He is a good friend.

>>63405189
>BL-4CKD

>>63406739
>that fucking tongue thing at 1:35
funniest shit ever. I can't breathe

>>63405189
They're paying for the build a figure pieces next to it

>>63404281
OH VEY GOYIM KNOWS

>>63407957
Fuck your image
My sides are left and never came back

>>63407170
>>63408318
That tongue is in the actual movie.

>>63406739
Shit, I just realised I recognise most of these from the novel, I thought they were in the actual movie.

>>63407950
no.

>>63407957

Obi-Wan going to an "guy who knows things" isn't really a problem, in my view - it's that once he gets the info, he spends a while dicking around the Temple looking for more info when he could just be shown heading for Kamino and moving the plot forward. Thats a perennial flaw of the Prequels, people constantly waiting around before acting.

>>63408756
It's an early screenplay draft problem. Overly explaining things as you are coming up with them in order for them to make sense logically.
Then, you cut the fat and make things more compelling to the reader, director and the audience. It's pretty clear that nobody was there to edit Lucas, to tell him to "kill his darlings" before going forward with the final screenplay draft. And that is arguably the prequels biggest fault, despite being "years in the making", they were clearly rushed and ill thought out.

>>63405554
>what kinda cut you want droid?

>>63405872
>>>63405581
>>Luke: Leia, do you remember your mother? >Your real mother?
>>Luke: What do you remember?
>>Princess Leia: Just... images really. Feelings.
>>Luke: Tell me.
>>Princess Leia: She was... very beautiful, in a way. Kind of looked like an Xbox controller. She would softly go "Ooba, ooba". Why are you asking me this?
>>Luke: I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her.

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>>63405688
Wookiepedia moderator detected

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>>63410423

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>>63406143

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>>63410423

>>63405189
>Pacific rim

>>63406739
6:00 Oh look. So that's how R2-D2 climbs stairs...

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>>63406865
I was not in need of a new fetish, yet here we are

>>63406904
>>63406931
It's all Ongree now...

>>63404302
>Oh god why did I touch that dial fuck me how do I fix this I'm so embarrassed right now

>>63405872
>that article

doubt.png

You know what

George Lucas had the imagination and vision to give us these (sometimes unintentionally) memorable and memeable characters, quotes and scenes, and our lives are all enriched by them.

When JJ's version comes out and it's all sterile, no-imperfections generic sci-fi, we'll look back and realize the prequels had something.

>>63413518

My worst fear. Fuck anon.
>tfw Hitler left some J00s alive so we'd know why he tried to genocide

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>>63404281
Juden

>>63404308
Its almost autistic.

More shit in the background does not a compelling scene make.

>>63415518
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED NEWBORN

The Techno Union will never sign your treaty. I will be dead before our army is at your disposal.

>>63407358
>Nobody goes to Dexter's anymore

>>63415892
HE DIDN'T CRY SO GOOD

>>63404590
Fuck me, this made me laugh harder than it should have.

>>63416061
PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD BIRTH A CHILD BEFORE DYING OF A BROKEN HEART

>>63406739
>Herschlag in that blue dress
HNGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>63404590
Was this really deleted? I remember seeing it before and it wasn't youtube.

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>>63404302
>techno union

>>63406739
Jesus it's like something you'd see in Best of the Worst.

>>63407943
>>63417880
>techno union
>no mention of shuffling, cuttingshapes or the bunnydance

Fake 'n gay

>>63404302
>>63407943
>>63407970
>>63407887
>>63417880
>>63417984
https://youtu.be/PW4OIHDsWsM

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>>63417984
>shuffling, cuttingshapes or the bunnydance
that's not techno
you're thinking of ladhouse
>>63417998
that isn't techno either

>>63418028
Shuffling, cuttingshapes and the bunnydance is what people do at technoparties m8. At least here in The Netherlands

>>63418061
that stuff is a house thing here
Techno nights are really autistic in the UK desu

>>63418028
easy on the blemes senpai

>>63404158
what did she mean by this?

something about the babies having lost the high ground to live i guess?

>>63418028
>that isn't techno either
I assume you weren't around in the 90s. Back then it didn't quite matter whether it was late acid house, trance or fucking gabber. Techno was the stuff they played at rave parties. Simple as that.
And it sucked.
https://youtu.be/9HmFg0WYx34

>>63406904
why was Cthulhu in star wars?

>>63404658
So, a live-action Rick and Morty?

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A reminder that Dexters diner was in the concept art for Return of the Jedi.

He really is an old friend.

>>63418401
that's a good pic. WHat happened to that originally plotted scene from the concepts? It was a good friend

>>63418258
Because a galaxy far, far away is actually R'lyeh

>>63418116
Lel. Autistic what kind of way?

>>63418485
A̢̗̟̞͔̺͇͎w͉̗̜̖̣̞͢͠ͅw̨͔̦w̶̥̰͚̩w̧͖̩͍̦͜ ̟̪̟͠s̴҉̭̱̮͚̗͉h̸̗̙͠ͅͅi̡̭̤͔̲̭̮̕͜t̯͕͖̤̩̞͚͡!̢͍̙̰̦͖́ͅ

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>>63407200
>"only a sith deals in absolutes"