Host Amy Schümer; The Weekend performs.
forgot the link
>giving her more attention
You're responsible for this monster
Fucking hell, Ms. Tumour really is turning very quickly into a ham planet. she was kind of fuckable in her Charlie Sheen Roast days, but now she doesn't even look the same species, never mind the same person
Does anyone else find themselves fast forwarding through the majority of segments?
Almost all are either shitty skits that stretch one topical joke to five minutes or feature Leslie "Comedy Black Hole" Jones.
>mfw the inevitable Schumer/Jones interactions tonight
The senator's cousin.
is amy schumer attractive?
>vanessa in this skit not showing cleavage
Why do comedians insist on just doing their stand-up for the monologue? Just tell us how good you think the show's gonna be, how honored you are to be here, and get on with it. We're practically ready for Weekend Update at this point.
Terri Gross asked twice her why she would objectify john cena but is against body shaming but couldn't answer the question. It seemed like she wasn't taking the question seriously or she is just pretending to be a feminist
>Tracy Morgan hosting
reminds me of a story. Douglas Adams was watching a comedian tell the old "Why don't they make the planes out of the black box stuff" joke, the whole audience was yukking it up and he thought to himself, "black boxes are made of titanium and planes are made of aluminium, but a titanium plane would be too heavy", and he realized then that humans don't care about people smarter than themselves, "fuck you scientists!"
amy schumer is hot im totally jackin it during the musical set
>britbongs this mad they can't have guns because the queen said so
>Amy at the Apollo
I'll torrent it and jerk off tbh
Not gonna happen. We're mostly American here so the likelyhood of butthurt Yuropoors here is low.
>death machines are okay and should be everywhere
>amy and nicki in same show
gonna fap good tonight!
>britbongs resorting to frogposting to try and defend their lack of rights
Actually i'm an american citizen. I have the complimentary bulletproof vest to prove it.
>I was just pretending to be retarded
Man SNL is really going out of its way to shill for Hillary after that last episode
>it's an SNL shills for gun control episode while broadcasting from a city with gun control provisions that don't work