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Host Amy Schümer; The Weekend performs.
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>>61650689
>The Weekend
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>>61650831
Of coursh
It's saturday
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>>61650892
>>61650902
oh ho ho you jokers
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“Hey I know your hosting SNL tonight… If you get nervous during your monologue just tell the audience that you know me,” Hart texted. “I promise it will help.”
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>>61650689
Am i fag because i think amy shoehorn is funny?
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Bill Murray is the best comedian to ever grace SNL. This is an undeniable fact.
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>>61651643
Too bad he hasnt made any good movies in 10 years
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>>61650689
Do you think they will mention Bernie Sanders this episode. For will they continue being a Hillary Clinton advertisement.
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>>61650689
The Weeknd*
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>>61651697

St Vincent was good
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I saw Icona Pop last night.
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SAAAANNNDDDYYY AMMBERRRGGG
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>>61652508
forgot the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyEKUfwY3oo
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>giving her more attention
You're responsible for this monster
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>>61652600
Fucking hell, Ms. Tumour really is turning very quickly into a ham planet. she was kind of fuckable in her Charlie Sheen Roast days, but now she doesn't even look the same species, never mind the same person
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how long til this thing starts?
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SNL is still on?

I thought SNL was done.
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>>61652600
>comedians must be attractive
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>>61650689
i cant wait for the live thread. the shitposting is going to be funnier than the show
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SHE WOULD BE A GOOD LAY AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.
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>>61654505
>that filename
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Thought the premiere was pretty decent. Looking forward to this one as well. Hope kyle/beck and pete davidson get more screen time.
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>>61655231
>liking Kyle Mooney

Kill yourself
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anyone know where i can watch snl online , or download it? hell, ive even tried buying it but i cant find it anywhere. what is with that?
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>>61655666
sorry to offend you
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>>61650689
>Amy Schümer
Who?
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>>61653831
>females
>comedians
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>>61654563
Fuck off Amy
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>>61653831
Well I do have to watch them, I'm not going to be able to get into it if they're ugly\european and I have to look away while they're on screen.
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Does anyone else find themselves fast forwarding through the majority of segments?

Almost all are either shitty skits that stretch one topical joke to five minutes or feature Leslie "Comedy Black Hole" Jones.

>mfw the inevitable Schumer/Jones interactions tonight
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>>61656180
she's not Lena, Amy seems kinda great
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>>61651556
That's incredibly hostile.
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>Amy Schumer

Who?
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>>61657610

she's the jewlet of someone on the appropriations committee, or armed services, I dunno.
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Stream where?
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>>61657610
The senator's cousin.
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>>61657610
>Who?

Some fat bitch that likes to talk about her pussy alot. It's very empowering.
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The mixture of Amy Schumer hosting and their obsessive pushing of Leslie Jones may make this one of the worst episodes of all time.

SAVE_US.KYLE
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here we go
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It's starting
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I like blond Vanessa
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is amy schumer attractive?

also
>vanessa in this skit not showing cleavage
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Shit, already opening with a "Republicans lmao" skit
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Oh, I get it. He's an idiot.

Ha.
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I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE IT IF KYLE MOONEY IS IN MORE THAN 1 SKETCH TODAY
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>>61657902
>Ha

Newfag, it's LMAO
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>>61657865
>SAVE_US.KYLE
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What the fuck is Pizza Rat?
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HAHAHA POLITICIANS SAYING DUMB THINGS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

SO WACKY
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>>61657921
>responding to tripfag
spotted the newfag
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Killing babies and selling their parts for profit is funny.
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>>61657944

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXUG8q4jKU
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stream link anyone?
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>>61657944
a New York city maymay
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>>61657979

Attaboy, Splinter. Feed those turtles.
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>>61657979
Gross, NYC
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>>61657888
Yeah, seems like a waste.
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http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/nbc-live-stream for anyone who likes commercials
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no trump damn
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damn I wish Capsbro was still doing caps.

I missed half of the list
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White republican man here ready to get BTFO
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>>61654505
Is she eating a fucking cookie?
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MAN THE HARPOONS
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Dem titties doe
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she might be fat but her tits look nice
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At least she ain't singing
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Great googily moogily
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>that fucking muffin top

Did she actually think she looked good?
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>>61658081
yeah, I gotta give her that
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Her tits look great. Not going to lie. Shame about the butterface.
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I just realized that Bill Hader might show up because of the Trainwreck connection.
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she looks hot tbh
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how much weight has she gained?
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Nice tits. Meh face.

>screaming

Is that the extent of her comedy?
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>I'll try yelling, that's a good trick
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What a shitty punchline.
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>>61658108
I wish, but likely not, that's too good for us.
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kill urself
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>this ugly bitch shitting on the kardashians
she jelly as fuck
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Do the Kardashians realize that their name spell out KKK?
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>>61657610
WOMENS CAN HAVE SEX!!!!! YAY FEMINIST!!! GUYS ARE DIFFERENT FROM WOMEN!!!! HILLARY CLINTON!!!
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VAGINAS LMAO
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Do you think Amy could ever be red-pilled?
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Amy Schumer is ugly as fuck and unfunny as fuck.

How did she get popular? Is it "muh sex jokes"?
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the fuck?
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LOL I SAID VAGINA AND BUTTHOLE
SO FUNNY
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>vagina jokes

really
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She's doing her stand up as a monologue??
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pretty women SUCK
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YOU CAN DO THIS SCHUMER
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>>61658175
she's a Jew

what do you think?
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Her skirt is way too tight. She has a roll of fat hanging over. You can grab a handful of that.

Nice tits though.
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Hitler would have stopped this
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>>61657788

>nepotism

it all makes sense now
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This is honestly shit. Watching it on mute.
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is this the first time "butt-hole" has ever been said on snl?
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>any hole's fine

No, no, no, no, no, no
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Jesus Christ I put this on for 2 seconds and she says vagina in 3 words
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DUDE I CAN'T FEEL THE FAT WHEN I'M WITH YOU

TOP OF MUFFINS

LMAO
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Why do comedians insist on just doing their stand-up for the monologue? Just tell us how good you think the show's gonna be, how honored you are to be here, and get on with it. We're practically ready for Weekend Update at this point.
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She's like a less dirty lisa lampanelli, except Lisa Lampanelli is funny
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>name dropping
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>>61658240
That's fine but don't you dare say "pilly packer" or you will be banned for life.
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this is honestly lame

this is fucking lunchtime starbucks conversation
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>stand-up for a monologue
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>>61651725
They mentioned him last week. Called him the human Lorax. One of the only funny jokes in the episode.
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>>61658188
She got a show at Comedy Central, and she also made Trainwreck that won an Emmy of some sort at the end of summer.
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>>61658197
Would you rather a song?
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Nice tits, shame about that face.
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Oh we can tell Amy
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amy
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>muh femdom
>muh buttholes
>muh shitty joke transitions

What a terrible comedian, who the fuck actually enjoys this?

Why does she have a fucking 90 minute monologue?
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Oh no, Amy, we pretty much figured that's what was going on with that dress.
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>>61651725
>le unelectable jew man

Meme-tier candidate tbh.
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She just repeated stories she tells on late night talk shows she's told already.

Boring/10
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Who the fuck is the weekend?
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Was there a skit after the monologue?
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>trash
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>>61658332
some black guy, apparently
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Just tuned in

What have I missed so far fam?
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>>61658332
Some nig with a shitty haircut.

One decent song
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>>61658197

Every stand-up does when they host.
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>>61658340
Not a fucking thing. Just, "we will be right back"
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>>61658313
>The state of SNL right now
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>>61658332
Some R&B black guy with wacky hair who hipsters loved years back and now he's a mainstream R&B artist who makes shitty love songs that are innuendo about drugs
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>>61658361
I
HAVE
A
VAGINIA
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN!!!!!!!!
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>>61650689
>starting the monologue with sjw bullshit

DROPPED
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>>61658361
The death of comedy as a genre
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>>61658392
Explain further
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I-is Room good, bros?
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>>61658392
The Jew cannot help it
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>Ever trying to do a flight attendant sketch after BUH BYE

DROPPED
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Here's your fucking song
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Why does Kenan still act like a token black character?
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brunettes not a bad look for her tbh fam
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Okay, thats pretty funny.
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lol, crash cut into sketch. Off to a great start guys.
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Vanessa is such a qt

She's underrated thick tbh
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vanessa is really hot with that wig
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Terri Gross asked twice her why she would objectify john cena but is against body shaming but couldn't answer the question. It seemed like she wasn't taking the question seriously or she is just pretending to be a feminist
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that wouldn't happen in real life

plane doors open inward to avoid such a situation
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>>61658443
She looks like Mellisa McCarthy if she lost 15 pounds.
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>man-hating bullshit
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>>61658441
because he has no talent otherwise
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>kenan reacts
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>>61650689
I didn't know this show was still on lol.
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THERES SOMETHING ON THE WING!
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>It's another "wait for Taren Killam and Kenan Thompson's funny reaction" skit

Boo
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This skit is going on for too long.
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>vanessa's big toothy smile

:33
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>Tracy Morgan
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get ready for feels next week
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Tracy Morgan? Is he even well enough for that yet?

>Demi Lovato

Ugh...
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>Tracy Morgan hosting
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Two women screaming, the sketch
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>>61658513
Welcome to every modern SNL skit where it drags on past the point of when it was kind of funny.
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>Tracy Morgan

Have Toonces as a limo driver
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>>61658478
Amy's a tubby but I think there's a bigger difference between her and McCarthy than just 15 lbs.
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>>61658537
She has a nice booty hole at least
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>>61658470
reminds me of a story. Douglas Adams was watching a comedian tell the old "Why don't they make the planes out of the black box stuff" joke, the whole audience was yukking it up and he thought to himself, "black boxes are made of titanium and planes are made of aluminium, but a titanium plane would be too heavy", and he realized then that humans don't care about people smarter than themselves, "fuck you scientists!"
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so what snl alums will try to shoehorn themselves into the Tracy Morgan episode?
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>>61658567

Her music sucks. And she better not still have that stupid side cut. That dumb fad is all her fault.
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>>61658594
Fey and Baldwin. Maybe Fallon
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>>61658594
Tina Fey, at the least
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>Bad porno sketch
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That was the FIRST sketch. They led with that?
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>>61658548
That'd be one hell of a way to revive that skit.
I'm still kinda bitter they never referenced Toonces during their anniversary episode.
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>>61658594
literally all of them

seriously, everyone that was on the cast the same time as him will show up and do some grand, heartwarming opening (probably a musical number tbh)
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>KYLE MOONEY IN A SKETCH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>61658594

Alec Baldwin. Because its physically impossible for him not to.

Steve Martin, too.
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Oh Jesus, please dear God not Amy Schumer as hot teacher in the porn.
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>it's an /ss/ sketch
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>Kyle having to act one-on-one with Amy

Stay strong Kyle
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Fucking Mooney cancer
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>Kyle Mooney
2/2 on dropped sketches
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Would Amy

T B H
B
H
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>>61658636
exactly as feared.
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Kyle mooney skits are the best thing about snl now
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would fuck the daylights out of her tbh
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I would hatefuck the shit out of Schumer's big fat ass tbh fam
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Aidy puts Schimer's fatness into perspective
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Would give Amy my D plus tbh
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>>61658647
>>61658652
CORRECT

>>61658644
>>61658659
INCORRECT, PLEASE COMMIT SUICIDE
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Naughty America skit

Nobody does it better.
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>>61658624
>>61658624
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Shouldn't this be like, one the last sketches or something?
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>>61652580
saaaaaaaaaalllllamander
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>>61658653
I would rub her big, squishy feet.
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>>61658668
It's sad because Aidy has such a cute face. If she wasn't obese she'd probably be an 8/10
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>>61658642
I would rather have a Steven Universe /ss/ pr0n than this shit.
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>>61658682
Big Tits In School is a Brazzers production.
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Kyle is clearly repulsed.
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Mooney looks so wooden, like holy shit.
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Is that Bradley Cooper?
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>>61658682
Bigsausagepizza.com parody when?
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Why does she have a cell phone? Isnt this sketch supposed to take place in the 90s or something?
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awful skit
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>FU university
>get rammed

I kek'd
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>>61658705
Nah, this is my first sex teacher or something.
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Are they supposed to be on a port set? How does fatty and her mom not see the camera crew.
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>>61658715

Yeah why on Earth would he try acting like a porn star during a porn sketch
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would pinch Amy's cheeks
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cmon that was good
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GUN VIOLENCE SKETCH

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>>61658715
That's what he does best. It's how he is in every skit
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>>61658739
It's a joke anon, try not to think so hard about it
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Clever idea, must admit.

Guns. Didn't see that coming.
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Did piece of toast get fired?
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>this is what gun nuts actually believe
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amy schumer is hot im totally jackin it during the musical set
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Fuck yeah guns
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TOPICAL!>>61658757
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Oh look an amy commecial
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Abortion and guns are legal! Deal with it!
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inb4 this thread devolves into gun debate bullshit
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guns guns guns
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>>61658773
You are repulsive tbh
All her clothing is too small and too revealing of her jelly roll of a body
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GUNS!!
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>>61658770
>this is what liberals believe that "gun nuts" believe

Reddit is thataway btw fam.
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>>61658770
>britbongs this mad they can't have guns because the queen said so
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>>61658795
Guns don't kill people. That guy from 4chan killed people.
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>Amy at the Apollo

I'll torrent it and jerk off tbh
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>Amy Schumer talking about prostitution and UTIs
>Comedy Event of the year

THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN
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Guns are illegal in Chicago. It's one of America's safest cities.
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>>61658802
she isn't fat.

I like her body tbh
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Would put my dick between Amy's tits tbh bbqfam
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>>61658791
>Apollo Theater

>audience full of white people


does not compute
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The best thing about that gun sketch is that it simply points out how shit will never change, regardless of how anyone feels about it.
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>truth be told

Holy shit those boobs
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>>61658795
Not gonna happen. We're mostly American here so the likelyhood of butthurt Yuropoors here is low.
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the weekend doe.
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>>61658811
>that guy from /r9k/ killed people
ftfy
>>61658813
Fucking waste of $15 tbh
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>>61658818
Chicago's too far gone, it must be nuked.
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>>61658822
gentrification fam
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Why dis nigga got a dead cat on his head
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>>61658811
>That guy from 4chan killed people.

Egg Man.
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time to piss
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>>61658822
Gentrification
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>black music
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>>61658841
There were a bunch of guys from 4chan fam
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Anyone else think he's a talentless hack?
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Is his hair a bird?
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>>61658841
>waste of $15
>torrent

m8 I don't think you read my post tbahapwyf (to be as honest as possible with you fam).
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dude needs a hair cut
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Toronto niggas report in
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DEM TITS
E
M

T
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>DIS nigga
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>that fucking hair
bravo 2010's
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Nicki Minaj is here to save us from Amy!
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HNNNNNNNNNG
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Kinda generic tbh
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why are nicki minaj's tits there
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>Nicki out of nowhere
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>this sound mixing
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WEEKENDETTO
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Just too much ass
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>>61658809
>death machines are okay and should be everywhere

amerishoots, everyone
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>amy and nicki in same show

gonna fap good tonight!
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Someone post the butt injection pic
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>>61658899

Dunno, but I'm glad.

Lovely lyrics, though.
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>>61658818
Take away the highest murder rate in the country, and that statement is correct
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Nicki Minaj hosting with a variety of sexy outfits when?
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inb4 Schumer and Nicki Minaj appear in a sketch together about being "curvy" or some shit

You know it's gonna happen, probably in the last 10 minutes
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Who is this tranny?
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She looks plastic every time I see her.
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oh fuck those nipples
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Did she just try doing a new york accent kek
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>>61658916
I can't fap tonight because I've been drinking
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She has silicon injections in her butt.
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>>61658934
that the appeal
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damn nicki minaj got junk
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>>61658915
>britbongs resorting to frogposting to try and defend their lack of rights
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Please no Leslie Jones.
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The top half is okay but the butt is too much.
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>>61658934
Nicki is disgusting looking tbh

I mean yea, obviously I'd fuck her, but I'd feel dirty afterwards
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>>61658915
Hows that refugee crisis/ISIS insurgents crisis, fam
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>what's on your playlist?
COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
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>>61658966
Actually i'm an american citizen. I have the complimentary bulletproof vest to prove it.
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when are we gonna see nicki topless
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>>61658871
He sings well.....just has a blatant drug problem
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Apple invented playlists.
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time for Weekend Unfunny
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weeknd update
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>>61658953
silicon injections are supposed to be effective if they want to grow skin. Supposedly the silicon irritates or something like that and causes an allergy reaction
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TIME FOR REDDIT UPDATE
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>>61659004
>I was just pretending to be retarded
every time
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>>61659007
She was on Good Morning America a few years back and her titties fell out. Look it up for the pictures.
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>>61659041
too much ass tbh
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Now they're questioning his ability as a surgeon
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Man SNL is really going out of its way to shill for Hillary after that last episode
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>>61659041
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Hey, my dog looks adorable in a costume...
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>>61659041
The ass doesn't connect naturally to the thigh. What the fuck.
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liking this rapport between jost and che tbh
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It would be funnier if they acted like actual news anchors
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>this blatant anti-gun shit
I'm not even that pro gun but this is starting to bother me
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>constitution is old and outdated

this is what liberals actually believe
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i remember when weekend update was about one-liners and not a soapbox
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lol, the Constitution is old, just ignore it.
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>>61651600

Yes, you are.
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THE FOUNDING FATHERS NEVER SAID YOU HAD THE RIGHT TO OWN PEOPLE.

They just didn't say that you couldn't own people
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>it's an SNL shills for gun control episode while broadcasting from a city with gun control provisions that don't work
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>Attacking the Constitution on live national television.
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>Why do you have a gun?

Because it's his American right to have one.
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>>61658795
this guy predicted it
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GUN SHAMING
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why is Spike Lee there?
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Jost and Che are finally finding their chemistry with each other and I kinda like it
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>>61659105
tbh I like it better like that, mainly because the writing sucks these days and they can barely come up with decent one-liners anymore
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Chevy chase must be rolling in his grave
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>>61659136
Yeah now they've developed a bull/cuck relationship
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Jost and Che are.... not sucking this week.

What devilry is this?
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every middle-aged black man: the character
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i wonder how mad christians are getting that he keeps using the lord's name in vain
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Wow this is fucking awful. Where is Riblet and that one angry guy from the 1700s
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dude god dang lmao
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>>61659136
They're the worst. Bottom line.
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new thread retards
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>>61659155
/pol/, can you shut the fuck up for just one night?
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>>61659159
>not sucking
>literally just shilling for gun control
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>>61659147
What grave Chevy's not dead yet is he?
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>>61659182
Why bother, we're all in this one
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>>61659194
Really?
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wait what I never saw Beiber's dick

someone inform me
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>>61659185
reddit please go forever
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>>61659194

Physically? No. Emotionally? Probably.
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Did she make a joke about her vagina?
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>>61659214
>this
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DUDE RACE CARDS LMAO
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>>61659213
Normal penis that looks bigger than it reallly is because manlet. Porn tricks basically.
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>>61659225
no but she did make a joke about an 18-month-old's vagina
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>>61659185
>Being this upset
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>>61659225
really anon? really?
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okay, that was funny
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>>61659266
what?
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>Reverse Fleet Week

/co/ BTFO
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>>61659214
You can stay, just stop being a dick.
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I liked that Chucke cheese joke
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Beiber is 5' 7" so his penis looks bigger than it actually is.
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>>61658757

SNL has been shit for almost a decade and you only now drop it?
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This actress is the best thing about SNL
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>>61659292
People say dropped to sketches to stop watching them because they're shit.

For example, any sketch that features Kyle Mooney is dropped
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>>61659277
Did you really have to ask?
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>reminder that all your reactions to schumer's body is 80% of her material on her show
>tfw everyone is proving her right
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>>61659291
Is it shaped like a candian leaf and red? Or did they shoop it? I'm confused
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I've seen this lesbian doing this same bit on the Comedy Bang Bang TV show, but with a different accent.
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>>61659316
She's going to single handedly save Lady Ghostbusters.
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Update is garbage without Jedidiah or Drunk Uncle.
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This character is pretty good.

>Thees monkey...
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>>61659342
Drunk Uncle a shit
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>>61659335

Nothing can save that.
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>>61659342
JUST NEXT MY SHIT
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>>61659335
damn, that's a good one.
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>no jedidiah this week either

REEEEEEEE
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Man, the new Riddick movie seems to be taking a weird turn
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>>61659105
>ywn watch norm macdonald do weekend update except on youtube
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>>61659260
Not even upset, but this guy just had to put /pol/ terms out of the blue like a douche.
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Jedediah is the only thing worth watching tbh
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>>61659441
>>61659441
>>61659441
new
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>>61659424
I remember when it was live

Fuck, I'm old
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Have they cancelled the other black shows and now they're whiting it up with Zach Morris?
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>>61659424
I'm old enough to have seen Dennis Miller ;_;
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That concert last night on PBS was better.
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>>61658332
A sellout. Can't blame him though. R&B died at the end of the 90s.
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Schumer looks like a dried ham sandwich with herpes
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