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ITT: Movies you forgot exist

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ITT: Movies you forgot exist
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I saw this with a girl I liked and a friend who was cucking me,
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>>54658409
I saw that too in the cinema with a girl and a buddy.
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>>54658370
I've never seen so many elderly people and families with little kids walk out of a theater.
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>>54658690
they must have been retarded
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>>54658558
I saw it in the cinema with my two best guy friends ^-^
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2 hours of JL crying. This movie could be done in 30 min.
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>>54658370
>i will randomly turn this movie on and send a picture of a really gay part via snapchat to my friends
>mfw one of them told me they opened it in public and some stranger saw it
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>>54658690
>>54658797
Yeah...how did they not know what they were getting into. I think this is made up.

I love that brief scene when Harrison Ford tells him to fuck off.
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I watched it with my parents
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>>54658370
how would i post a movie that i forgot exists?
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Am I the only person who thinks that swinging flopping penis was the as funny as anything that's been in a movie?
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>>54658820
Oh fuck i forgot i saw that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwJVguhccMc

top tier promotion
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>>54659119
How could you forget a movie directed by Commander Riker?
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>>54659119
That cum bum on the right is now starring Cock Starters starring my dick
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>>54659119
>cuckstopers
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>>54658820
I actually like this.
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>>54659119
oh shit I was trying to remember the name of this just the other day
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>>54658926
When I saw Kingsman, 20 minutes in I heard some guy behind me ask, "What movie is this?"

Some people are clueless.
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>>54658974
exactly
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>>54658370
i thought it was actually funnier than borat, but they should've known it would flop hard
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Borat worked because he was dumb and innocent. Bruno's just too much of a cunt.
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Spy Kids 4. 3 too.
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>>54659284
This.
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>>54659291
The cgi in that movie was so unbelievably crap.
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this is a movie starring only ryan reynolds and the whole movie takes place inside a box he is trapped in, extremely bold for a hollywood mainstream movie
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>>54659324
Why did you even watch that?
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>>54659401
>human eyes shooped on a dog

Make it go away.
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>>54659383
oh man Keanu was into some nasty shit wasn't he
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>>54659291
What was that one which was similar about monkeys going into space to get a missing probe? An alien was using the probe to rule his planet and it got a sequel too.

It was the most god awful thing I had ever seen.
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>>54659416
Tim ALLEN.
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>>54658409
I saw it with this older chick and then we made out
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>>54659426
2001
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>>54659401
can't unsee 2 dongs hanging above the dogs nose
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>>54659426
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>>54659466
Wat? You must be gay or something.
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By far the most forgettable capeshit movie. Its not even bad its just pointless.

Also theres about 30 animated kids movies in the past decade that are forgettable.
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>>54659426

I'm >>54659324, aren't they the same movie? That shit with the monkeys and the alien is what I was thinking of.

>>54659379
It was on tv
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>>54659337
Yeah, we know faggot.
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>>54659555
>It was on tv
I let it slide this time pal but you better watch your step.
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>>54659593
I saw that too
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>>54659566
this>>54659337
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>>54659337

The ending to this made me extremely sad.
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Today I will remind them
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>>54659337
I saw it. Why the fuck did that cost 2 million?

I liked how he died at the end too.
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>>54659593
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>>54659593
>ozzy osbourne
>-hey ozzy how about a bet?if i win you'll have to voice on my shitty movie!
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>>54659677

That dinosaur face is dumb as fuck.
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>>54659614
Why?
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>>54659677
The scenes with the Carnotosaurus were 10/10

Everything else was trash
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>>54658370
saw this with a closeted friend who came out a year later

>tfw unknowingly went on a gay date to see bruno
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>>54659677
GOAT Disney World ride.

Meh at best movie.
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>>54659677
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>>54659677
How the fuck was the CGI so good?
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>>54659677
>>54659754

Samefag. Stop posting scenes from the same movie twice.
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>>54659716
Tv made me do it
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>>54659677
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>>54659474
No one can forget this movie. It's one of the biggest flops in history.
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>>54659677
I love this movie and will never forget it existed. I think I still have the hand puppet happy meal toy you could get when that movie came out
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>>54658985
i thought it was hilarious, over half the theatre walked out
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GOAT movie you forgot existed coming through
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>>54659651
I loved that film
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>>54659789
Over the line. There are books and DVDs and online streams to discover. Something is fishy, I can smell it. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
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>>54659763
dont even say nothin to me boy u look like a mufuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>54659807
>I think I still have the hand puppet happy meal toy you could get when that movie came out
Holy shit, those things were everywhere.
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>>54659824
Does he really think that face is funny?
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>>54659912
>making fun of a guy seeing his wife getting fucked by blacks
Don't kick a man when he's down...
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Rekt
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>>54659941
I parsed that title as "Children 5 & It" at first.
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>>54659833
Honestly, I think I saw that movie on a plane, same with >>54659701

If it makes you feel better I hated the monkey movie, the gnome one was just boring. Free birds was passable.
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>>54659978
....is that not what it says? someone in their art department needs to be slapped
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>>54659807
>>54659860
Hand puppets? The fuck are you talking about?

I remember having one of those tho. I can't remember which was mine and which was my cousins.
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>>54659291
Little monkey fella.
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>>54660048
these badass things
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>>54660094
Shiet I don't think we had those over here.
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>>54660052
>push the left button
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>>54660048
Sweet Christ I remember those
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>>54660116
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>>54660048
I had those exact same things. And a carnotosaurus one, that one was badass.
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>>54660094
Look like bad dragon masturbation aids.
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>>54660112
You dirty liar.
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>>54660157
Until Lucy came out this was the last movie I remember seeing that used that "10% of your brain" myth.
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>>54658409
I saw it with my mum and dad
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Only really good for the scene where he trolls Ron Paul.
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>>54659337
Fuck this movie.
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>>54660167
These are all of them.

What kind of fag would take the monkey one?
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I think most of these movies are forgotten for a reason. Yikes.
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>>54660178
just because they were made by fisher price doesn't mean they weren't sold at mcdonalds.

http://www.amazon.com/McDonalds-Happy-Meal-Toy-Dinosaur/dp/B00E1UEHQI
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>>54660191
that part with Harrison Ford was great

>And here we are with great Hollywood actor Harrison Ford!
>fuck off
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I saw this opening day in theaters
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>>54659383

I never forgot this one, just like how I never forgot G-Baby.
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>>54659975
Is this picture implying at some point in the movie he rides the segway on water?
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Was anyone else unfortunate enough to experience this?
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>>54660270
Oh lel looks like Fisher Price thought the movie would be a massive success and when it wasn't they had to sell their overproduced shit to McD.
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>>54660148
This and Semi-Pro. I always know they exist, and I know I've seen them each 4 times, but I cannot remember anything from either movie
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>>54659239
Well the movies take so long to start you forget what movie you are going to watch.
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>>54660330
lel those movies are the worst.
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>>54660157
That one's really good.
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DO YOU REMEMBER
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>>54660270
>>54660178
>>54659677

I saw this movie in the theatre as a kid and actually really liked it at the time. Shame I forgot about it. Pretty sure I had one of the McDonald's hand puppet tie-in toys too.
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>>54660148
Rogens best (and arguably only good) performance. Honestly liked it a lot more than that Paul Blart shit.
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>>54658915
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>>54660405
no
but thank god
i do recall some sort of gay robot
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>>54660405
First one in this thread that really hit me

Luckily it sank like a brick and nobody mentions it any more
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>>54660485
Is that Oblivion?
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>>54660480

>gay robot

I read this post without seeing the post you were replying to and thought you were talking about Jude Law in AI: Artificial Intelligence
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>>54660469
you know she actually cucks two guys at the same time
Hell
she cucks everyone!
no black people either
yet somehow she fucks everything up

what is this called
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>>54660485
how can you hate Nolan's best film yet?
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>>54660148
>dude blart lmao!!!
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All the Sweded remember tho, the movie has reruns every christmas.
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People will forget this.
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>>54660519

Because the "big twist" was some of the most predictable shit I've seen on screen, and instead of acting scientific the token female scientist spent much of her part giving a bullshit impassioned speech about the "power of love"
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>>54660502
had to google it to remember
i dont recall a gay robot in that movie though
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>>54660566
The hell is that?
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>>54659442
how does shit like this get made
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>>54660320

It's certainly implying there are dolphins in the Bellagio fountain.
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>>54659677
yee
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Shark Tales
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>>54660530
Jesus Christ Sweden
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>>54660566
"From the makers of 'Dragons'"?

Did Dreamworks make a spin-off of How to Train Your Dragon called "Dragons"? I'm confused.

>>54660575
Everyone remembers this movie. Bad /=/ unpopular.
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>>54660575

I watched this movie when I was 10 without any knowledge of the video game franchise it was based on and found it unironically enjoyable
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If I forgets that it exist how can I post?
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>>54660583
I'M BIG
YOU'RE SMALL
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>>54660611
>>54660583
>>54660405
>>54659824
>>54659239
>>54658820
all great candidates
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>>54660655
People want to forget bad movies
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>>54660640
how can you forget christina aguilera's iconic contribution?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVlpy5USN-E
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>>54660460
>go in expecting light hearted super troopers esque stoner comedy
>get dark story of drug abuse, psychosis, and abuse

God this movie was fucked HARD by its marketing people.
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>>54660640

I saw this on a plane once when it was showing as the in-flight movie. It was shit.

>>54660664

I wish all remnants of this franchise were torched and erased from human memory.
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>>54660569
Why do people hate the love speech so much?
Why do you want them to be boring old scientist with no sympathy?
The twist was obvious but I still liked that bit a lot, that part had a lot of tension
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>>54660157
all I remember about this movie is that christopher lloyd drinks a lava lamp and that I hated it.
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>>54660704

This largely forgotten movie was also mismarketed as fuck
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>>54660664
But this was fun. And it had a whole tv show and also Carl too. Why would anybody have forgotten?
>>54660707
You are out of your element the show was great.
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>>54660157
I was actually thinking of this movie today.
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Remember how this was meant to be a trilogy?

>>54660736
I always wanted those toys.
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>>54660094
Oh fug nigga you made me nostalgia
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>>54658820
>>54659291
>>54659442
>>54659474
>>54659510
>>54659701
Jesus, they make so many of these animated movies that I haven't even heard of some of them now.
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Selenas career is beyond dead even with this. Don't do drugs kids.
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>>54660789
fuck I love this movie
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>>54658370
I saw this in the theaters with a guy I cucked.
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>>54660789
>forgetting this fun as fuck movie
Nigga are you serious?
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>>54660736
I'll never understand how anyone can forget this movie. There's some really disturbing shit in there like Kristen Dunst getting raped by her demented Barbies.
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>>54658820
>>54659291
>>54659442
>>54659510
>>54659593
>>54659912
>>54659941
>>54660583
>>54660611
>>54660640
>>54660664

Is there some sort of compilation image of all the posters of animated kids' movies that have the main character raising one eyebrow and smirking/crossing their arms smugly?
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terrible CGI

>>54660736
I had the toys for this
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>>54659677
This was my first DVD. I was fucking blown away.
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>>54660789

Big local push around here in southeast michigan for this movie. "OMG the director is from Ann Arbor they filmed scenes here!"
>One goddamn scene in the library that could be any other library ever

Dude spent the whole movie getting his ass kicked.
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>>54660815
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>>54660736
they promoted it heavily through burger king.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Burger_King_products#Rodeo_cheeseburger
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>>54660530
>thin white male threatened by giant bare assed man with giant cock

You don't need to tell me it's Sweden, I already knew
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>>54660822
Are you a grill?
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>>54660786
Movie was a bit blah but sweet Christ that cover art is horrific.
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George Lopez was the villian
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>>54658370
I saw this with my ex. Even though she turned away at the dick scenes and hated the movie, I had sex with her best friend as revenge.
>mfw she apologized but I still broke up with her
as if I'd let anyone cross or visually cuck me
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>>54660848
Wasn't there a sequel to this that didn't even have the original voice actors in it?
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>>54660642
>danish text
>sweden
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>>54659510
Never even heard of it>>54660189
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>>54660910
Fuck off
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>>54658985
That scene made my dad hit my mom
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What was the name of that movie that this surfer kid was from another planet or something and his kind was being hunted down by this guy that had these gliding monsters and the kid had a shape shifting dog that protects him?
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>>54660848
Wasn't this supposed to be shit, like Terkel I Knibe?
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Harry and the Hendersons

the Pagemaster
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>>54660934
>From the lead animator of 'Matrix Reloaded'
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>>54660947
Lilo and Stich
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>>54660820
Plot was shit and I hate Adam Sandler but it had good Warner Bros. inspired animation you don't see a lot with CG crap.
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>>54660952
I know someone who forgot it right away
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>watching this in the living room
>dad walks in as the dick is flopping around on-screen for 30 seconds
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>>54660947

Jackie Brown.
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>>54660898
Literally my first waifu
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>>54660971
I really really really liked this movie
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>>54660971

i really like this movie

captures the spielbergian childhood well
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>>54660971
no
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Remember 9 or those french Mimimoi movies?
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>>54660952
guy must be a george lucas tier retard irl.
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>>54660829

I vaguely have flashbacks to some early morning Fox News report I saw as a child when this movie came out talking about "dangerous" toys being sold on the shelves.

I don't think I saw the actual movie until much later. All I recall was that the Doctor from Star Trek Voyager was a main character.
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>>54658370
>see thread
>find bruno on netflix
>watching it
>roommate walks in during swingers party
>thinks i'm fapping

it's pretty funny though
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>>54660941
What are you gonna do about it? Ya, nothing, that's what I thought
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>>54660820
Didn't Genndy Tartakovsky agree to do this and some Popeye movie everyone will forget because Sony promised a third film where he has the creative control?
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>>54660786
thank you, I was wondering what that childhood movie that was not Treasure Planet was.
It's been in my head for years but I could never find it
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>The Witches
>The Little vampire

Brings back memories
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>>54660952
Oh, hey /int/.
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>>54660971
Monster House was great
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHWo7QJbZyI
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>>54660887
>>54660786

>Titan A.E.
>Blah

It was a pretty solid epic space fantasy, and the animation is some of the best in the western world. It's actually better to watch as a young adult than as a child, though.

One of my favorites, to be honest.
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Remember the direct to video animated sequel to Kangaroo Jack?
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>>54660606
>It'll be like A Christmas Story, but for Easter!
It actually made decent money, too. http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=ihop.htm
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>>54658915
>Movies you forgot exist

You forgot it existed? Do you memory problems?
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>>54661003

Who the fuck was this even marketed to? Not a terrible movie but...what was the demographic?
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>>54661030
Is The Witches the one where the kid turns into a mouse?

I always wanted that to happen to me so I wouldn't have to grow up in an abusive home anymore
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>>54660971
saw this movie with my mom before everything went wrong.
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>>54661039
Then how come you forgot it?
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>>54661069
>>54661030
Holy shit. I remember this shit, so much crap.
>>
>>54661030
>Little vampire

I vaguely remembered Ben Stein being in this movie - but I checked imdb and he was nowhere to be found!

I must have been confusing him with another actor.
>>
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>>54661023

No longer doing popeye because he's a hack.
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>>54659593
>michael cain
>maggie smith
>patrick stewart
>ozzy osbourne
>pepe
what le fuck
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>>54660506
being a woman?
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>>54661086
Mallgoths.

About 4 years too late though
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This was a thing.
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>>54661030
>The Little vampire
Those childhood boner memories
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>>54661086

I could see it appealing to people who like quirky, dark fantasy (the kind of style that 4chan's user base disparagingly calls "edgy")
>>
>>54661086
Burtontards
>>54661097
What went wrong? Also gee how old are you?
>>
>>54658820
I think I liked this, but I honestly couldn't tell you anything that happened in it.
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>>54661092
Yup that's the movie. I never finished it. Remember watching it at the Boy's Club. It's ok anon we all wish we could escape.
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>>54660989
Pepe needs to be stopped.
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>>54661092

The book by Roald Dahl was an okay read. It wasn't one of his better ones, though.

I used to relate heavily as a child to the themes in his books ("unique child up against both literally and figuratively monstrous adults" being a common motif)
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>>54661131
Do all babies have pudgy bellies or is it just a shitty shoop?
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>>54661131
What kind of epic memes would we get from this steaming pile if it came out today?
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>>54661092
>abusive
In what way?
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>>54661127

Speaking of which Popeye starring Robin Williams was dull and cringe as hell
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>>54661076
>pink bunny suit in Christmas Story

pottery
>>
>>54661141

She looks super British now.
>>
>>
>>54661178
Nobody forgot that.
>>54661179
Where do you think the term babyfat comes from you jackass?
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>>54661118

i remember this being on netflix and wondering when the fuck it was made and how they got jake gyllenhal to do it
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I'll take "Movies that were crushed by modern technology" for 200, Alex.
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>>54661148

Tim Burton was a really good director but started tapering off in quality with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and going further downhill with Alice in Wonderland and Dark Shadows

Pretty sure Sweeney Todd was his last good movie.
>>
>>54661131
I like how the critic they cited was just called "Box Office". I think this was even an episode of How Did This Get Made.
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>>54661234
>>54661178
Eh I remember these ones.
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I saw this on theaters. Goddamn it fucking sucked
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>>54661178
I legit enjoyed the twist that the villain finally breaks into their family vault to find it's only full of sentimental junk and that their real fortune is in stocks and assets.
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>>54659651

Teachers always used to show this in school on the day after final projects were due
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>>54658370
you know this is meant to be watched with an audience, right?
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>>54661257
Is this the /ss/ movie?
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>>54661238
Babies are weirdly shaped. Plus, I've always heard it referring to people's faces.
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>>54661273
are you calline me a faggot? quit criticizing my posts and post something good for once in your life retardo
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>>54661265
Every fucking Disney CGI and Dreamworks movie looks the same.
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>>54661131
>there is a Baby Geniuses 2
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>>54661265
The character design is so fucking awful
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>>54661141
This is the chick from Narnia.
>also no remembered Narnia right?
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>>54660611
literally never even heard of it until now
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Lowest opening weekend of all time. They even aired the trailer before Brave so there's no excuse.
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>>54661178

Why the fuck is Netflix rebooting this horseshit anyway?

The original comic books weren't good, that movie wasn't good, and now Netflix is treating it like a viable property
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saw it in theaters
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>>54661199
My parents whored me out to pay for a drug habit. I literally can't shit properly.

Lel jk they were just emotionally abusive, aka the boring abuse
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>>54661352

I saw The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe (2005) in theaters

It was okay, aside from some unfittingly stupid lines of dialogue ("We're the good guys!") but I was surprised to see that no one actually cared about the later films based on the other books in the series.
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>>54661352
did they ever finish the movies? I only remember like 3 or 4 being released
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>>54661311
Kek. Thanks for the a
Laugh.
>>54661317
I remember seeing this with my grandmother.

>Agent Cody Banks. anyone remember that?
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>>54661355
Look at the fucking poster and you see the reason.
Who the hell makes that? And who pays for it?
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>>54661265

A girl I dated who substitute teaches at a middle school says the books this was adapted from are really popular among her students

So I'm surprised the movie didn't get more love
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>>54661380
It was the last movie Walter ever watched. ;_;
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all those barbie movies
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>>54661387
>Lel jk they were just emotionally abusive, aka the boring abuse
And yet you grew up to be a fag.
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>>54661429
IIRC the movie was literally an investment scam or something.
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>>54661131
>Christopher LLoyd
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>>54661416
>>Agent Cody Banks.

The main actor had a very punchable face. I feel like he should have been dangled from the ceiling in a sleeping bag and have had a punch of people stand around and take turns punching his ugly fucking face
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>>54661358
>Destroy all expectations

Damn good advice
>>
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>>54661429
The director literally said he wanted to make a movie based on audience interaction from watching black people whoop and holler at Tyler Perry movies.
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holy shit
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We need to go deeper
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>>54661465
Very funny.
>>54661416
Still have the DVD.
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>>54661358

I haven't seen this

The only live action fighting game movies I recall were Street Fighter and Tekken which were actually so bad they're good B movies
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>>54661445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKr3_djtOas
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>>54661400

disney gave up after the second movie so they're coming out much slower now, but they're currently working on the the fourth book
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>>54661490
CG looks like Planescape: Torment.
>>
You guys need to check out a certain someone's channel & website
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>>54661482

This is by far the cringest thing I have ever heard of someone saying
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>>54661504
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>>54661531
this is a traditional christmas movie in my parent's house
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>>54661400
It was just Wardrobe, Caspian, and the Dawn treader. I don't think they were releasing more because of some legal battle of sorts. But I looked it up. It's actually has a script. The silver chair. But who knows if it'll get made. It might since the movies gross generally well.
>>54661378
What actually happened in this movie?
>>54661445
Nostalgia.
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>>54661531
My family watches this every Christmas. We make real hot chocolate for the hot chocolate scene, too. Shit movie.
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>>54661526
Holy shit for real?

I remember them filming the first movie chronologicly or some shit so the actor kids could follow it better which made the costs explode.
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>>54661523
how have I never seen this
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Does Mike Myers even still have a career? He was one of the more popular comedy actors back in the late 1990s and early 2000s
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>>54660971
That movie hits the uncanny valley so hard.

The human characters look really disturbing for some reason.
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>>54661355

After seeing Madea Goes to Jail in a theater, where he saw how the audience members would shout out advice to the characters on screen, Viselman was partially inspired to create a children's film in the vein of Teletubbies with the interactive aspect

>children's movie inspired by going to the theatre with black people
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>>54661586
goddammit there are not enough movies about stopping time
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voiced by everyones favorite funny black guy
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>>54661586

More like "clock watchers"

>that's what I was doing when I was forced to watch this movie once
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>>54661257
>If You Loved Home Alone You'll Love Blank Check!

Yeah? You think so?
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>want to think of good example to post in thread
>can't think of any because I've forgotten them all

you guys are all cheating
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>>54661523
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
Check these dubs
✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
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>>54661611

Click with Adam Sandler

>>54661613

This is a legitimately good movie and perfect to show a high school health ed/life skills class
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this piece of shit.
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>>54661613
Everyone remembers this. I even remember the tv show.
>>54661533
>>
>>54661619
yeah, what the fuck was up with that movie anyways
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>>54661658
Biology teachers from all over the country show this whenever they're hungover. Same with music teachers and School of Rock.
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>>54659547
The only watchable Wolverine movie is the leaked workprint of XMen Origins: Wolverine
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>>54661594
This movie's good if you can ignore how Myers playing his own dad sounds exactly like Fat Bastard and Shrek because Myers only has like three voice gimmicks.
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>>54660316
How was the movie so trash and the show so good?
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>>54659912
>man kann es auch auf deutsch sehen
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anyone know the name of that movie where these guys hunted monster/aliens ghost buster style? there was this aquatic mammal thing, some bugs that buried themselves under the skin of people, and even these alien dragons that they found all dead except for one juvenile?
I remember seeing this shit as a kid with my parents on a Sunday years ago but can't remember the name.
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>>54660566
>People will forget this

muh zimbabwe.
>>
>>54661655
You deserve a reply, anon.
>>
Charlie was such a fucking faggot. I remember seeing the actor who played him in a commercial years later. So glad he failed at life.
>>
>>54661585
>>54661654
It's from Mean Creek. p damn good tbh
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>>54661613
>forgetting Osmosis Jones
>>
>>54661283
You have utterly abysmal taste.
>>
>>54661257
>tfw read that as Black Cock at first glance
>shake head and reread; it becomes Blond Cuck

I spend way too much time here.
>>
>>54661594

He's pretty much been blacklisted in hollywood after bailing on the Dieter (the SNL skit) film. He said the script wasn't good enough for his career. He wrote the script. Studio sued him, had to give back a bunch of money and then do Cat in the Hat. Dude's a one-trick pony anyway.
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>>54661732
>hey boss, how should we do this battle scene
>Just fucking fill the screen with lasers.
>But how will people be able to tell what's going on?
>You're fired, get me someone who will put in more lasers. The boys down at marketing tell me more lasers more money. I want lasers everywhere. They don't even have to hit anything. Just have them flying across the screen, it will be more exciting that way.
>>
How the fuck do so many of these shit cartoons get big-name actors in the prime of their careers in them?
>>
This got a 2nd sequel that was released this year.
>>
>>54661797

Men in Black had bugs as the main antagonist and the protags were alien hunters but that probably isn't the movie you're talking about
>>
>>54661920
I assume they do it ironically
>>
>>54661131
reported, enjoy your ban
>>
No one remembers Escape to Witch Mountain anymore, probably because it's now considered serious oldfag shit along with most other 70s Disney live action films
>>
>>54661668

There were some real gems in this movie. "Way down...in the jungle deep. THE BAD ASS LION stepped on the dignified monkey's feet."
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>>54661732
is there a canon explanation for those robut's garbage accuracy or is it just the usual star wars plot driving bullshit?

how can robots that are literally programmed to shoot their enemies miss? human error isn't a possibility and if they can't build robots to shoot straight I don't want to know what they have building their fucking space ships...
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>>54661505
>>54661358
I actually really enjoy the first MK movie. It's fun and campy in a good way IMO and doesn't take itself too seriously.
>>
>>54661933
whatever this is, this looks cool
>>
>>54661920
The people in charge believe that getting a name actor to do a voice will put butts in seats so they're willing to spend more on voice talent than on script, directing, animation, and everything else.

It's a huge paycheck to just show up and read some lines in a recording booth. Almost no actual acting required.
>>
>>54661668
this makes me think of something a really poor family would watch because they can't afford a real movie.
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Used to go to the mall they filmed a chunk of this in. I remember Orlando Jones having a career and they win by using Head and Shoulders..
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>chasing your friend's lost soul across time and space
>giving up a year of your life to save him
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>>54660947
Treasure Planet
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>>54662098
I liked that movie.

But I was also like 12 when it came out or whatever so idk if that counts.
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>peeing out of neck
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>>54662039

You should play the Bebe's Kids SNES game. Nintendo Power, which is a magazine MADE by nintendo, rated this the worst SNES game ever back inth the day.
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>>54662098
>names above actors don't match

I hate this so much.
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>>54662130
>quote on cover by Ray Bradbury

what the actual fuck
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>>54662205
what about it?
>>
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>>54662098
Literally ghostbusters but with ayy lmao
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>>54662265
this girl in this movie was hnnnnnnnng
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>>54658370
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>>54661933
>tfw watching with mt autistic cousin and he would have fits because he couldn't understand why they wouldn;t just kill the dragon
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>>54662301
shes still hnnng
>>
>>54662098

i saw this in the theater and it was disappointment as fuck
>>
>>54662265
>>54662130
would you watch a live action version of the halloween tree starring Jim Carey?
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>>54662313

Speaking as an autist I would watch it just because there is a dragon

>>54662265

This was a genuinely good movie and is still one of my absolute favorites.
>>
>>54662265
Friend told me that the 12343243243 books series is GREAT.

Should I trust him or is he a skeleton?
>>
>>54662339
ywn suck on her pubis mons
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>>54662339
She was better with fat cheeks
>that sex scene with the old guy

Captcha: tatas
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>>54662390

It's written as a parody of pedantic Victorian prose, particularly the moralistic asides found in books for children, so if you enjoy that kind of writing or want to see it satirized to hell and back the series is a wonderful read
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>>54662374
Maybe
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>>54662460
Shoes are not part of a tuxedo.
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>>54661941
thats not it
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>>54660330
I loved this
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>>54660856
>yfw breadon fraizer was the main character in this
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>>54660736

this movie was awesome. Also comfy PC game
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>>54662136
nope
it was live action.
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>>54661797
This is it>>54662098
thank you anon
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>>54661138

>from the producers who saw shrek

every time
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>>54660971
>Posting a good movie
>>
>>54661131
>cameltoe
>>
>>54662339
That is the perfect body.
>>
>>54661445
I talked about this within the past week. Feels good.
>>
>>54662390
I tried rereading it recently but found I was missing books 2-4 and sort of gave up. From what I remember it seems like it would be good.
>>
>>54662265
i dont think this counts, i remember it. also that chick makes my dick turn into a diamond.

Also this is thee most depressing thread iv ever been in.... fucking all those broken dreams and failed careers
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