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> ITT: movies criticized by reviews, that you love Cosmopolis(64%

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> ITT: movies criticized by reviews, that you love

Cosmopolis(64% on rotten tomatos)
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>>53888434
>64%

That's a certified fresh you dingus.
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What in particular did you like about it?
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>5.3 on IMDb
>Sight and Sound TOP 10 2012
Why such a big difference between professionals and audiences opinions?
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Miami Vice
Public Enemies
Blackhat

The three best Hollywood movies of the past 15 years
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>4.7 stars on IMDb

hurr low budget therefore its bad
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Jim Carrey's movies
The Mask is 6.8
Ace Ventura 1 is 6.9, 2 is 6.2
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i love over the top even if i know it's shit
i'm a stallone fag i guess
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>>53888458

No it isn't
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COMING FROM THE STREETS TO MECCA
DEATH NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO
COME AND GET YA
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>>53888535

I want Mannposting to stop
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>>53888434
Great movie, and the last part with Benno was pure /r9k/
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>>53888434
>Hes an asset manager
>multimillionaire

dropped
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>>53888630
no
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>>53888434
Critics hated this film because the liberal college kids got fucking #REKT.
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>>53888434

All movies are criticized, did you mean PANNED?
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>>53888553
Lol
That film Man from Earth has an 80 on IMDb and is just as amateur as you can get
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>>53888630

go to reddit, they hate blackhat hackers named hathaway for no fucking reason.
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Im Still Here with a 53% on RT
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>>53888434
Pandorum
Event Horizon
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>>53888671
people think that this movie has an anti-humanist message
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We Own the Night (57% on rotten tomatos)
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>>53888797
I don't think it's 'anti-humanist', I think it simply makes a point of showing the blatant, privileged hypocrisy of rich liberal drug using kids who bitch about the police state while directly funding gangs. In a movie about druglords and riot police, they end up looking worse than anybody.
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vanilla sky
>41%
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>>53888871
YES. James Gray is so good.
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There aren't many dragon movies to begin with
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>Good Year
>25% on RT

w-why
its genuinely my alltime favourite
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The Comedy.
>47%
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>>53888941

this
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>>53888671
>"An instruction manual of sorts that doesn't illuminate police corruption and violence so much as it revels in it."

>"A depressing film that celebrates brute strength as the only means to stem the tide of violence and crime in Rio de Janeiro."

>"It is impressively made, but leaves a nasty taste in the mouth."

Sounds awesome.
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>>53888937
mine too.
nothing to be ashamed of that anon.very comfy movie.
who cares RT anyway.
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>>53888577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pYNd0MSVXs

MEEEEET ME HALFWAYYYYYYY
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>>53888751
>Pandorum

My nigga. Was not expecting this post. Shit is like 28% rotten. Tonally it's a little off but it's a great watch
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>>53888886
oh, ok. That's right.


Either way, the movie has a subtle humanist message. While everyone is cheering for the police's violence, few notice that, at the end, the policemen's shotgun is facing the audience.
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>>53888999

See this: >>53889065

Retarded critics don't notice that the movie's real message is that all that violence isn't a solution as much as the cause of more violence.
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>>53889028
Yeah when i found out that everyone thinks the movie is shit it did not affect my opinion in any way. I would still like to know why does everyone hate it so much. Sure, its not very original but other than that i cant really think of anything for it to be so disliked.
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>>53888941
False advertisement. This was not funny by any stretch of the imagination.
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>>53888671
The bad things the police did in that movie by far outweighed the bad things the drug dealers did.

>let's sodomize that random kid with a broomstick because he might know something
>it's ok we're the good guys
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I Origins.
52%
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>>53889218
that's the point fucktard
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>>53889218
The ends justify the means. Who cares if some random kid gets his asshole btfo?

The bigger picture of saving thousands more is worth it.
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>>53888555
>>53888577
>>53888677
>>53888911
>>53888999
>>53889199
>mfw so many dubs in one thread
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>>53888671

Meanwhile Part II has 93% on RT and it's from the exact same crew
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>>53888434
please inspect my asshole for economy hurr durr
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>>53888515
bc most audiences are super plebs
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>>53888434

Southland Tales
Detention
Cosmopolis
Abel Ferrera's filmography
Public Enemies
Miami Vice
James Gray's movies (the ones that weren't hyped)

>>53888909
>>53888871

fuck yeah boys, one of the best directors in America right now
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>>53889488
Part II is MUCH more obvious in its liberal essence. You have to chew it up for american critics.
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>>53890066
is Detention better than that shitty Power/Rangers short? agree with the rest btw
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cosmopolis (one of my faves)
a place beyond the pines
stretch
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>>53890135
>a place beyond the pines
nigga, it has 80%
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>>53890132

I think that Power Rangers short is great so you might not like it. Detention is a masterpiece though.

I also want to add Gamer to my list, it's amazing
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Green Lantern on IMDB has 5,7, I gave it a 7. It wasn't that awful, and I even read the comics.

Also, Bruno gets 5,9. Ultimate proof that plebs deserve only dumb comedies and cancer.
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>>53888673
Everyone knows what he meant you pedantic faggot.
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>>53891343
Bruno was awful m8
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>>53891395
it was more on less on the same level of Borat, arguably better. Explain me why it's not.
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>>53891382

Stop being a white knight faggot first.
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>>53891515

A lot of those movies are bad but Crash is just unforgivably bad
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>>53891538
Kevin Costner's new movie Black or White is probably the best movie dealing with modern issues of race I've ever seen.
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>>53891515
>The life quatic
my nigga
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>>53888434
not bad
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>>53891465
No ones white knighting, you just came in with your fucking fedora on and just posted for the sake of it while picking doritos off of your joker tshirt
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>actually looking at other peoples reviews


hahahahahaha

hahahahahha

haaaaaaaahahahahahahha

pic related
>mfw
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>>53891538
>Crash is bad
pleb contrarian.
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>>53888667
what movie?
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>>53891837
Public Enemies, it's both shit AND ugly
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>>53891849
has a frog in it too
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Very solid adventure movie on par with the first Pirates of the Caribbean almost as good as the original Indiana Jones movies.

I don't understand why people dislike it.
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>>53888678
Fucking this
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>>53891538
>in a world with movies like divergent, transformers, 50 shades of grey
>crash is UNFORGIVABLY bad
Haha is this a joke post?
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>>53892224
The Lone Ranger is a solid piece of shit.
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>>53892282
>thinks movies that try to be nothing more than they are are worse than a pretentious piece of shit that thinks it's "deep" and "confrontational"
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>>53892327
So if I try to make a shitty movie and succeed, it is better than a movie that attempts to be good and fails?

Sick formula bro
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>>53892341
Isn't this the guy in Peep Show?
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>>53892327
>bad movies are gud because they wanted to be bad
Michael bay pls go
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>>53891515
Kingdom of Heaven has such a shitty score because critics reviewed the theatrical cut of it which is a butchered mess.
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The leage of extraordinary Gentlemen

I like the setting and it's simply fun to watch.
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Fuck the critics, this film is the best erotic thriller of the 90s.
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Hick was better than a 5% on Rotten Tomatoes. And Hick star Eddie Redmayne just won an Oscar for playing a potato.

I also liked Southland Tales (36%).

Cosmopolis on the other hand, was complete shit, just like everything Robert Pattinson is involved in. Not even Paul Giamatti could save it.

Transcendence was also better than a 19%.
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>>53892224

probably the whole old indian/little boy framing device
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>>53892451

Grindhouse, Machete, Hobo with a Shotgun, all good bad movies.
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>>53892282

I am the original guy you responded to and I am going to say yes. Mindless popcorn trash is far more forgivable than Oscar bait-y bullshit that reassures white people that we're not all so bad and it's all okay. Also Crash is shot like a tv movie, has garbage writing, ideas, directing, acting etc. It's just as bad as something like Divergent but it's dressed up in a wannabe sophisticated garb. It's trash mate
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>>53892584
It's not a film. It's a movie/flick.
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>>53888751
>>53889054
This. Sci-fi horror isn't too common a genre outside of Alien/Predator but if it produces movies like Event Horizon and Pandorum, I'd like to see more of it.

>>53893102
This too, ridiculous as it was.
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>>53893102
My nigga
A movie that got better the longer you watched it
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>>53891515
Is Taken good?
And I liked Lucky Number Slevin.
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>>53892341
The Korean Future Era is stupid. Using actual organic humans as labor is a waste of resources with that displayed technology level. So is butchering the clone labor to use a food for the clones.
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Crash is a movie so bad it's made people forget about how good Crash is.
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Event horizon

24% on RT
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>>53893415
>Taken

Liam Nesson hasn't done a different role since the first Taken. Every movie he has done since is him being that guy. Taken in an airplane. Taken in the forest. Taken 2. Taken looking for some guy's wife killer. Taken 3(AKA Fugitive5 electric boogallo).

The worst about it is Liam is hypocritical faggot. Says no one shoudl have guns. Makes tens of millions a year making movies where he uses guns.
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>One of the comfiest movies I've ever watched.

>Mediocre reviews by both critics and audiences.
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>>53893513
You did notice how none of the people being served by fabricants were poor, right?
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>>53893162
It's objectively cinema.
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>>53893326
It's worth watching just to see the final race. I rarely see a movie with an ending as satisfying as this one.
>Racing hasn't changed and it never will.
>It doesn't matter if racing never changes. What matters is whether we let racing change us.
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>>53890132
>>53891220
I thought Power/Rangers was awful, but Detention is fucking great.

Also, >>53890066 is the best list here, imo.
plus, fellow fiend for mojitos >>53888535
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>>53888535
>Blackhat
Lets hire Thor to be a hacker. Then have him spend almost no time in front of a computer. Instead he'll run around with a gun.
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>>53893528
Is that Mads?
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>>53893735
literally stated multiple times in the film, he's a violent criminal who is also smart and good with computers.
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>>53893575
He played Zeus and Good Cop/Bad Cop after Taken came out.
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>>53893806
Government has thousands of people that can run around with guns.

If you need a smart person who knows how to do do criminal things with computers. You should keep him in front of a computer.
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