This bitch wanted everyone's dick...elves, dwarves, ORCS

Post more cute behind the scenes things

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hngghhhhh Kili

>>53871405
That gif right there looks a billion times better and more natural than anything in the three Hobbit movies.

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>>53871538
How the hell, he was a manlet! Dammit!

i've been making an edit of the hobbit movies where it's less than an hour long

it's exhausting watching these movies again though

don't even need the third one, holy shit

>>53871538
Those scenes were awful, especially as when they touched hands Kili's should've had a babby's hand in comparison to Tauriel's.

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>I saved you an arrow.

wow, thought all orcs were cg (apart from the one beheaded by thranduil). was this design used in the movie?

>>53871405
i just want her to want my dick. does she like neckbeards? If it matters, I've saved up about 1,433 good boy points, and I'm willing to share the chicken tendies with her.

>>53871405
>This bitch wanted everyone's dick...elves, dwarves, ORCS
Matthew Fox, Josh Holloway, Dom Monaghan, JORGE GARCIA...

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interesting

>>53871594

be still my heart

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Let's be honest Aiden Turner is pretty damn attractive.

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She made everyone mad Thranduil, orcs, the hell

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>>53871791
She got tired of bitchboy, too bad bitchboy Legoland would come crawling back to her in seconds, hopefully Gimli changed his betaness

>>53871405
I was so bored by these movies that all I could think about was how much i wanted to ram my dick down her throat

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Evie cosplaying as redhead elf is literally the only thing about the Hobbit triology that doesn't suck.

Still 0/10 though, not her fault though. She was fine. Her romance bullshit wasn't even planned. It was the result of exec meddling and was added during reshoots.

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>>53871962
The best part of The Hobbit Trilogy**** was elvenking Thranduil.

>>53871760
so hot, wanna see bare ass though

>>53872036
That...wasn't actually in the movie, right?

>>53871760

IMPRESSIVE

>>53872182
It was.

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>My waifu: The actress

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>>53872036
>best part of The Hobbit Trilogy
Right here.

>>53871587
I don't know why they felt like they had to saturate everything with color in those movies. It's every bit as bad as the washed-out visuals in Man of Steel.

>>53872213
10/10 in every possible way

I'm too lazy to do it but imagine Louis C.K. as a hobbit and next to the pic I write something about big orc cocks

>>53871405
BIG
BLACK
ORC

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>>53871405
And Sawyer
Fucking whore
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53871538
>Kili
>Gets killed

It's like poetry

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>>53872213
>>53872267
Did you know she has a big ear fetish?

>>53872250
You sure that's not from some Nintendo game?

>>53872250

that hurricanrana tho bro

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10/10 head to toe

>>53871791

i would do anything to that man.

ANYTHING.

even if he was a manlet IRL

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>>53872422
This made me laugh more than it should have.

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>>53872250
Elfs almost have no weight and are super agile.
Its on the books.

also in the fellowship movie when Legoland walks easyly over the snow

>>53872546
Lp

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>>53872546
this is not fucking fair every female actress is always showing skin but NOOOO male actor is showing skin

Can they fucking stop. I want good nearly-nude pics of male actors ugh

Not even nude in an after sex scene fildugkdjfghj

>>53872580
They "step lightly, and leave no tracks" they aren't weightless.

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>one of us

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>>53872617
Ask and ye shall receive.

>>53872635
she is perfect

>>53871703
Probably yes but it was fucked up by filters and shitty CGI action.

>>53872617
sorry homo
you can always just go to one of your aids sweat orgies for that shit

>>53872670
Literally perfect

>>53872635
>dat gap
Imagine sliding your penis in and out of there...

>>53871405
Of course she does, she's an elf.

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>>53872738

>>53872625
" and leave no tracks"

there is your answer, they have control over their mass, that stunt is plausible

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I love her, even her toes are perfect

>>53872663
>not lee pace
Get out.

>>53872788
I'm in love

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She'll be in Ant-Man

I dunno much about that movie though. I like Paul Rudd though.

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>>53872912

>>53871405
Somehow this sad Leonard Nimoy music goes with Evangeline Lilly's beauty too *tips fedora*

>>53873069
Amazing

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>>53872715

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Dude Nerfertiti LMAO

>>53872250
>>53872580
>>53872625
>>53872804
How come he breaks through the stone bridge after his wrestling move though? How is that consistent?

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>tfw no Evie waiting for u in afterlife

>>53871791

not even homo but I would suck that manlet dick until he exploded all over my face.

>>53872849

they're so long gross. i hate it when the second toe is longer than the big one.

>>53873426
You can suck mine, sweetie, i'll even let you swallow if you're a good boy. :)

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>>53872250
anybody see that Legoland T-bagged the orc to death?

What do you think his balls smelled like?

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>>53872718
no love for us homos.

>>53873478
The chinese i threw up earlier.

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>>53873599
why eat chinese if you're going to throw it up

>>53872250
That literally looks like some PS4 brown/grey interactive game!

>>53872354
she's also got disgusting yellow teeth stains wtf

>>53873648
I didnt know i was going to throw it up, i ate it too fucking quick and they pack too much shit in. just gonna get fried rice from now on. getting too old for takeout shit.

>>53872250
>0:08
It looks like it's from a bad 90's game. Look at that fucking horrible CGI. It doesn't look blended in at all. It's so fucking clashing with the character that I can't fucking stand it. You might as well have not had the scene in there.

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>>53872036
>implying

>>53872422
That's a flying headscisscors takedown you idiot.

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>>53873426

same

>>53874062
She has that....'cum in my face' look...

>literally perfect
>no ass

You guys need better taste.

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>brb moving my tv and comp out of the room

>>53874259

>turn down the heater as well.
>this is a legit tactic to get women to cuddle with you.

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>>53874259
>Frebreze
LOL bitches can't spell

>>53875424
You mean magazine editors.

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>>53875424
You were saying, faggot?

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>>53875529
I have lost faith in humanity.

>>53875552

>>53875424
>"lel bitches cannae in2 spelling kek Frebreeze"

>>53875529

>Brand name IS ACTUALLY FEBREZE, is a real thing and is spelled correctly in magazine

>>53875552
>muh faith in humanity at people pointing out errors in judgement

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>Tauriel, the voice of reason and conscience. She's teaching the Princeling the things he'll bring to the Fellowship later on.

Seriously? Wait what? This dwarf-lover was teaching legolas to do what? Chase after da elf poosi?

>>53874136
>not a frankensteiner

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>>53872166
Verily.

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filename says it all

>>53872182
It's pretty much a perfect summation of Thranduril's entire attitude.

>>53875896
He cared for his people and kingdom though. Especially his wife

It's hard to peg what's hot about her. Her face isn't pop-out pretty but she's got a great body, great smile, charming demeanor and clean, I guess? The same thing with Kate Middleton.

>>53876086
>implying you can only be hot due to your face
Can you literally transcend those fallacies, much gratitude.

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>>53876086
She is pretty. Her features must be close to that ideal placement ratio. Plus her smile is like the sunrise over a deserted desert island.

>>53876118
>implying you can only be hot due to your face
>what is a butterface

Not that I'm saying Evangeline is that.

>>53876163
deserted dessert island*

>>53875820
Ewwww. Wtf is wrong with her ear?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odwkgBDO8Qo

>>53876253
prosthetics

>>53876253

She wanted to have the largest elf ears out of all the elven characters.

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>>53874208
>'cum in my face'
>in
For that to be possible you would have to aim for in her eyes, in her nostrils, in her ears and right into her mouth. You might miss a little and it would drip down her lips and make a mess. She's only fifteen years old, you disgusting pervert.

LOOKS LIKE SLUT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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Hey anon, come back to reddit!

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>>53876340
>not
>one of us

>>53876296
You first, then. Bend awa.

How can one woman be so perfect?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDNbZTrCwzI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLaZMxAt0cU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSQ7s5gs0KY

literally the qtest, both in looks and behavior

>>53876714
Penis

Birth name was Evan

>>53876969
>ebin

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>>53872036
dat arm flailing

kawaii as fuck

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>>53877319
>tfw Lee is actually a very lonely man
>tfw watch the reaction of them and see Legolas and Tauriel chatting it up with each other
>Thranduil stands alone and laughs at his own jokes
>mfw

What were the good things of the hobbit trilogy?

>Comfy bag end
>Bilbo scenes
>Thorin + Bilbo scenes
>Thranduil
>Billy Connolly

That's basically it, no?

>>53876714
She seems really cool

>>53871405

I bet she Fucking sucks lots of dick, don't she?

>>53877379
Dont forget Kili

>>53877379
>Billy Connolly

Are you Fucking shitting me? He wasn't really even in the movie, he's just a Fucking CGI character!

>>53871405
The orc really knows how to express his deep hatred for the elves.

That cunt tho

>>53877470
Even CGI, Billy Connolly voice was awesome and so were the dwarf chants

>>53877405
No, fuck off.

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>>53877536

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Name a better scene.

Pro Tip: you can't

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>>53872036
Dat ending with Legolas though.
>Thranduil: Legolas your mother loved you
>Legolas: ....
>Legolas: ....
>Legolas: ....
>Legolas: Okay dad, peace out.

>>53872354

like a fetish for big ears or a big fetish for ears?

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>>53877565
not loving this comfy scene

>>53877598
Big fetish.

http://youtu.be/sDNbZTrCwzI?t=2m11s

>>53877612
Tolkien's writing was very comfy, but that didn't come through as much as it should have in The Hobbit.

That was Chris Tolkien's biggest complaint with the movies. He even used the word "comfortable" too.

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>>53877591
Wonder what his father would say when he finds out his son is best friends with a Dwarf.

First his guard runs off, now his son. Oi vey!