Do you remember when nothing existed? When the universe was just an infinite void of nothingness? Those were the days.
>I was on the internet the other day, and there was this person on there, on your internet, on your world wide web... Called Anonymous.
>And I don't know what this person does for a living, don't know what he looks like... I couldn't tell you, ladies and gentlemen, if he is a he or a she. (But I'd wager he is an unattractive male, neither here nor...) But this person, this "Anonymous," (I'm positive that's his Christian name), this Anonymous sure does POST A LOT OF RUBBISH.
*produces piece of paper and reads from it*
>"YOU'RE A BIG GUY."
>"I BET YOU ENJOY THE FILMS OF WES ANDERSON."
>And this one's my favourite:
>It seems the new, technologically literate generation socialize exclusively by repeating, word for word, what they've seen on the internet and the more they've seen it repeated, the more acceptable it is to repeat it again...
>BABBAGE, BERNERS-LEE, THEIR DREAMS REALISED... THE WORLD CONNECTED LIKE NEVER BEFORE... WONDROUS MACHINES TRANSMITTING TRILLIONS OF PIECES OF INFORMATION A SECOND...
*reads from piece of paper*
>"THAT FEEL WHEN NO G F!"
You are the white version Lenny Henry sans the cushy brothel advertisement revenue and globally recognised catchphrase.
>my feel feels when I am Nolan
I am Him!
>Tonight we're gonna talk about the internet now if you've never used a computer I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut
>The world of computers used to be a magical place, now when Alan Turing invented the Turing press in 1936 could he have ever foreseen the nightmare scenario where every person in britain would shitpost banememes on 4chan?
You can browse /tv/ and dismiss it as trolling if you like, or you can dismiss it as trolling without browsing to save time.....if you prefer.