So how many times have you guys seen TDKR? I've seen it about 5 times
Coincidentally like others ITT I've only watched it once.
I do impersonations of every character in the intro scene multiple times per day with their exact accents. Bane's is definitely the hardest, but there's a nice flair to his intonations
Make it seem as if everything in the scene was deliberately placed where it is ass clues to a greater purpose and ultimately divine creation.
Example: "You're a Big guy" Youre a greater being than me
"For you" meaning because he is your creator, he seems infinite, but he is just another being
but I've been thinking about watching it a second time because Zaheer from TLOK has been reminding me of Bane
I haven't seen it all the way through once. Shit is to long. I have seen the first hour forty five minutes maybe 3 times now. the last hour I walked in on my friends watching once. So I have kind of seen it all but yeah. I doubt I will ever finish it in one sitting. Wish I had caught it in the theater.
I saw the movie only once.
I have probably seen the intro scene a couple hundred times.
i watched twice just because the first time i watched the file missed a part, then download another file and watch the goddamn full movie.
As for the intro i watched probably like 400 times
>tfw I stand like CIA all the time
>I can't hear FOR YOU or YOU'RE A BIG GUY without laughing
Terrible, the other day I got injured at work. Pretty badly.
I was taking to first aid, and was asked to remove my shirt so they could check my wound better. It looked somewhat bad.
One of the two guys helping me touched my wound and I flinched.
>when I touch this, is it extremely painful?
Then the other guy said
>He's a big guy, he can handle it
I was having such a hard time trying to contain my laughter, specially since laughing at that time was literally painful.
Fuck me, and fuck this. It's a curse.
A mask I can't pull off.
No it is not, anyone that tells you that it is bad that you have not watched any particular movie or that you have watched any certain movies and use that as a status of who you are is a pathetic nobody who leaches onto anything to improve upon their bad personality traits because they are unlikable themselves.
Look past other's judgements and watch what YOU want to watch not what you think is required by others.
>all dat shoehorning
You never saw the Baneposting religion copypasta?
I know you nigs can do good impressions
Lets hear 'em
How the fuck has this epic maymay lasted so goddamn long?
It's been two years, TWO FUCKING YEARS since TDKR came out and the fateful "big guy for you" line was delivered and still it endures on /tv/.
>tfw Baneposting has become one of the only things that can legitimately make me laugh
I got dragged to see it by my dad at the theater and I got it in a Nolan Batman boxed set, so I watched it again even though it sucks ass.
Never a-fuckin-gain. NEVUR.NNNNNEEEEEEVVVVVVUUUUUUURRRRRR.
Unless my GF wants to watch it. Then I'm fucking stuck.
once all the way through
the intro probably 40-50 times
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLD THE PHONE
THE HOTHEAD GUY WAS LITERALLY THE UNSUNG SAVIOR OF THE MOVIE
THE FIRE WAS RISING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE MOVIE
HE DID THE BEST HE COULD TO PREVENT IT FROM GETTING TO EVERYONE'S HEADS
nah, this is one the pictures people were writing on. I know the lines on the shoe were circled, and that someone wrote something along the line of "There are 4 lines on his shoes, holy shit."
SEE? what a fucking bastard, anyways, here it is.Can somebody do a better CIA face? I feel like mine didn't match so good. Will upload my pic soon if this shit lets me...
flashface dot ctapt dot de , that's the site to generate the faces
>tfw hotpocketfags are too busy jerking each other off over at /v/ to delete cunny and bane threads
No need to repost it, anon, I screencapped it earlier.
I'M CRASHING THIS THREAD
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Anyone able to quote it word to word, and be able to become a echo of the dialogue when watching it?
I've seen the whole thing through 15 to 20 times.
I've played it in the background of my apartment at least twice a month for a few years.
I've watched the opening scene hundreds of times, but that's mostly on youtube links from /tv/.
>Hear that "for you" song at work today
>begin giggling like an autist
>"I-it's an inside joke"
thanks a lot, faggots.
We're well past where we should have stopped. Let's keep going.
Same for me, except I watch it unironically.
I truly love this movie. The ending made me tear up.
Honestly I'm surprised the thread got this much traction. People aren't really posting the amount of times they saw it though, just using it as a Bane thread that the janitors won't delete. But really no one else has seen it 5 times?... Most everyone here has seen it maybe twice.
Whoops, I forgot that. I've only seen it twice.
All my friends think it's a bad movie, and I do too. I've seen the plane scene at least 100 times without a doubt. I know the entire dialogue by heart as I'm sure many other anons do.
Why would you watch it 5 times?
I read comics. Read a few from the Batman line friend. That's how I get my DC fix.
Honestly. For a good while last year me and my buudies would throw it on when we would rack some fat lines up. Do coke and laugh about it. I would say honestly I've seen iylt over 100 times. Shit and now that I think about it i might have a little bit of a cocain problem.
Once at the theater, once at home.
Plane scene, too many to count.
When did all this new Baneposting OC show up? I've never seen half the stuff in this thread
I love baneposting so much. Mosquito man is my favorite character
Masketta Man is the official canon you fucking heretic.
I saw Aidan Gillen at an airport in Uzbekistan a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hothead and bother him and ask him to take some men free of charge.
He said, “Oh, you want me to call it in?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BANE? BANE? BANE?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my boarding, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my ticket up front I saw him trying to board the plane with like fifteen doctors without paying.
The girl at the desk was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to file those with the agency first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk.
When she took one of the doctors and started checking for ID multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any master plans,” and then turned around and gestured a feather in his cap at me. After she scanned each doctor and gave them each a stamp and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by gripping his belt really loudly.
whole movie: once
>first time I watched it was this year (2014)
>plan to watch it once a year
>at least 20 times
>did it almost daily during the april/may frenzy
>I'm surprised that I haven't got tired of it. It's so deep once you try to analyze it
took him 20 questions for me
I see nothing wrong with this situation
I'm gonna be honest. If I saw CIA right now, I'd probably suck his dick if he asked me to.
you're an elegant gent
>For the record, I am not involved with any of the controversy here surrounding this game's creators. I saw the game on Steam a while ago and I bought it. From my point of view, there is no evil here. Now starting off with my review: for god's sake, the game is about depression and it does absolutely nothing with that premise. It's not even a game. I knew of a great game once where I'd surrender hooded prisoners to an anthropomorphized agency's flight plan and it portrayed depression in a very very realistic way. The agency wouldn't even allow the biggest prisoner to wear his mask on board the plane. It's that kind of stigma that this game avoids portraying accurately. This game does not have the guts to crash the plane with no survivors, nor does it leave the player to die with it- instead it comes back to save them. It's simply optimistic, pop culture dreck which has nothing to say about the reality of depressive, hotheaded individuals and whatever sort of due process was used to create this obscenity should be abolished. The very best complaint I can give this game is that I find it IMPRESSIVE that something like this was even greenlit. Can't video game developers just go back to formula? You know, the award winning ones that allowed games to be GAMES? I don't know why devs seem to treat gameplay as the BANE of all development these days but I have one major thing to say about people trying to make games like these: If you are going to exude proper gameplay, ensure that you are not merely resting on the catharsis that the simple mention of your game's themes bring. Otherwise we just can't move this industry forward, for me or you.
the threads about cia hosting a music show were gold
Based Purple Palm Tree Man deleting shitposts so we can still Banepost.
What a guy.
Anyone who gets dubs gets to stay on my plane
How Can Guys Be Big When We Are Small?
WHEN I RIDE TO THE CLUB
CRUISIN WITH MY GIRLS EVEN ROLLING WITH THUGS, I NEED DUBS
bane's too busy thinking about cia to take his mask off
I haven't watched it since I watched it in the theaters, I liked it initially but it got worse the more I thought about it. Now the Dark Knight on the other hand is my absolute favorite movie and I have watched it fully at least 10 times.