I told him he should have worn a helmet

>>45184064
> implying the helmet would have saved him.

He still would of had his eyes gouged the fuck out.

Eye see what you means

Is it even possible to crush a head like that?

jesus fuck that was unexpected.

>>45184064

>dexfags got BTFO

STR 4 life.

You raped her! You murdered her! You killed her brother!

>>45184144
when you're 8' tall and weight 600 pounds, yeah it is

big and strong > fast and light


everytime

>>45184144

When you're 8 feet tall and weight 400 pounds, yes.

>>45184144
probably not, but in the book he was a lot bigger than in the show

>>45184149
Really? I saw it coming a mile away.

At least the Mountain is dead too.

>>45184277
is he?
because if so, that means tyrion isnt guilty or innocent in the eyes of the gods.

>>45184149
>>45184257
Even after reading the book I didn't expect them to show it that graphically.

>>45184277
hehehehe

>>45184144

when you're 8' tall and weight 200 pounds, yeah.

>>45184277
heh heh heh

Can I get a stream link brothers?

Berserker > Lancer

Every time.

>>45184350
It's a fight to the death. As soon as someone dies the fights over, even if the other person dies later.

>>45184350
sorry to smash your hopes. But the first person who dies is the loser there.. So therefore the mountain won because of Oberyn's revenge filled escapade.

Didn't remember the duel being so brutal.

Shame Oberyn behaved like a hyperactive kid though.

>>45184064
>tyrionvisitsamerica.gif

This entire episode was fanfiction. Literally nothing happened like it did in the books. Even the fight was different. There was no using the light to blind the Mountain, no shields, Oberyn was jumping around like a fairy instead of fighting tactically...the end was surprisingly accurate though.

>>45184144
When you're 8' tall and weigh 0 pounds, yeah

>>45184462
Even with all that speed, you can never outrun the E rank luck.

>>45184205
That's not how fighting games work
Unless you're a scrub of course then yeah

>>45184144

when you're 8' tall and weight 100 pounds, yeah it is

>>45184617
>Not maining grapplers
Fffffagot.

>>45184563
>Oberyn was jumping around like a fairy instead of fighting tactically
THIS THIS THIS

>>45184205

balrog > zangief

your argument is invalid

WEBM WHEN HOLY FUCK

>>45184462
Fucking fire emblem, he should of had the advantage, weapon triangle tactics

It doesn't matter, though. The Mountain has been fatally wounded and will die a slow death via poison. I can't wait to hear him shriek like a woman.

>>45184144
When you're 8 feet tall and weight -100 pounds, yeah.

>>45184692

He's a dexfag, what do you think he was going to do?

Also Strength beat dexterity once again. Get rekt dexfags.

/r/ing "abandon thread" gif of Grey Worm ducking underwater

>>45184619
>>45184817
ya blew it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=397l_DMgW_8

>>45184356
>>45184385
I'm not counting necro-Mountain or whoever is in that armor suit.

>>45184692
characterizes his vanity a lot better

only fitting that his eyes are pushed into his brain

making violence meaningful. Now this show is art. Bravo D&D

Great interpretation, points off for that stupid dance-y jump-y shit 8/10

>>45184546
Except Tywin's champion confessed to raping and murdering Dorne royalty, a politically disgraceful move. Worse yet, he's been poisoned, and he won't live to be tried.

>>45184064
SPOILERS FOR MOUNTAIN'S FATE:
The venom turns the blood in Clegane's body black and any leeches that touch him die instantly. His piss is full of pus, and the venom eats a hole the size of a fist in Clegane's side. His screams of agony are so loud they can be heard in the entire Red Keep, and even wake several people up during the night. Qyburn states upon examining him that it is a wonder the man is still alive, to which Cersei Lannister replied,
"Gregor is a very large man. Also a very stupid one. Too stupid to know when he should die, it seems."

HE IS A VERY LARGE MAN. FOR HER.

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>>45184705

Hugo>>>>>>>>>Balrog

He IS number wahn after all..

>>45184725

but axe > lance in fe,

>>45184822
>Also Strength beat dexterity once again
try that shit in real fight faggot.

>>45184983
>HE IS A VERY LARGE MAN. FOR HER.
Was getting a necromancer part of your plan?

>>45184997
But he's not an axe user, he had a big sword

>>45184180

TOP KEK

>>45184876

This. How long till we can get that?

>>45185098

well shit your right. Berserkers use axes in fe though, that's why I said that

>>45184995
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQs4zbua_I

here is the fight in SF4. not looking good for the dorne.

>>45184277
He's a big guy

>>45184277
>Tfw Ser Robert Strong

>>45184539
Did he long dick that?

>>45185089

TELL ME ABOUT ROBERT STRONG? WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HELMET?

>>45184144
when you're 8 feet tall and 100 pounds, yeah

>>45185220
He would've have won if he wasn't a retard.

Basically, if both fighters are mentally equal, speed > strength

>>45185220
Dex faggots all think they're in an anime where the fast skinny guy always dominates the hulking brute.

Welcome to the real world you roll spamming cocksuckers.

>>45185220

But Oberyn did beat him, Oberyn just got cocky.

>>45184725
He did have the advantage, but his vanity got the best of him.

At least I can be his vassal in the ASOIAF mod for Mount and Blade.

>>45185373
And then lost.


By getting his fucking head exploded by hand.

>>45185351

See >>45184462

Game of Thrones general--->

>>45185351
Speed will always win. Just coat your weapon in poison, dodge enemy attacks until you can get a scratch in then run and let the poison do the trick.

>>45185450

That's completely irrelevant. The mountain did lose.

I think the picture does have a point though, the mountain isn't a hulking brute in the books. He's very fast as well.

>>45185602
>He's very fast as well.
Bronn mentions this in the show even.

>>45185671
>>45185602

Seen here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEpxM0aIhg0

>>45184144
when you're 8' tall and weight 9000 pounds, yeah it is

>>45184144
When you are 8 pounds and 100 feet tall yeah it is

>>45185760

>Maybe I could take 'im. dance around until he's so tired of 'acking at me 'e dropped 'is sword. Get 'im off his feet somehow. But one misstep
>*snap*
>And I'm dead.

That foreshadowing.
Sasuga, David and Dan.

>>45185290
Of Coursh

would you rather:
die reasonably quickly by a devastating punch to the face and subsequent orbital pressure followed by obliteration of your brain case
or get poisoned, and die extremely slowly with necrosis eating your flesh, your blood turned toxic and black, your piss turned to puss and unimaginable pain throughout?

I hope we get to see Twyin and Walder Frey die someday, in the worst ways yet. Gonna be hard to top getting your head crushed though.

>>45186147
is there a third option

>>45184144
whn 8 tall and 600 quid yes

>>45186347

Have a necromancer take your body apart, attach in some bits and pieces from folks who aren't using them anymore, and be turned into Dr. Qyburnstein's monster.

>>45186347
Watch your wife and unborn child murdered before being stabbed in the chest.

>>45184144
no its not possible. checkem

>>45184187
>>45184244
>>45184385
>>45186437
>>45185930
>>45185824
>>45185311
>>45184817
>>45184619
>>45184599
But seriously guise.
Is it?

>>45185220
>STR v DEX
The issue was Oberyn is DEX but Gregor was a SL 900 giant with capped stats in full Havel's.

OBERYN DESERVED TO DIE AND YOU ALL KNOW IT

THAT FUCKING IDIOT SHOULD HAVE KILLED CLEGANE BUT INSTEAD HE TOYED WITH HIM AND HAD IT COMING

FUCK YOU HOUSE MARTELL

>>45186744

Let's assume going off of the books, the guy is nearing 8" tall and around 500 pounds, add to that the weight of his armour and the position of his hands around oberyn's face, it's possible that putting 600+ pounds of pressure on a guys face whilst squeezing it could cause the skull to simply give in.

>>45186822
Calm down and go smash some beetles

special guy

>>45186822
It's not him dying that makes me upset. It's him dying while repping tyrion :-(

>>45186860

>go smash some beetles

I really hope this catches on.

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You know how wouldn't have died fighting the mountain?

Bronn

He would have saved all his smart ass remarks till after the mountain died.

baddest mother fucker in the show

>>45184144
Nope, as soon as he crushed his eyes he would have died immediately

>>45185334

>He would've have won if he wasn't a retard.
>would've have

>>45186860
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER

>>45186955
You don't die when you lose your eyes, dipshit.

>>45186941
can bronn kill dirk in a one on one?

>>45186477
do i get a helmet with colorful feathers

>>45186929
I was thinking the same thing.

>>45186787

kek
e
k

>>45185450

Wait, is that what they call a Hand Grenade?

>>45185220

Speed?
Nope.
But a longer reach weapon+speed?
Yeah.

Even Musashi Miyamoto ONLY draw was against a monk using a Jo, a 120-130 cm long baton made exactly to counter swords.
Even better if it's a fucking barren arena.

>>45187013

Bronn beat a fookin legend? Come on man

>>45186822
YEAH

Fucking retard, why didn't he cuted the Mountain's hands?

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>>45187365

Truly the Big Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=A7j3enoXBD4

Looks like the Red Viper should have held his forked tongue.

>>45186860
beetle smashing was such a shit part of the episode. i guess it's leading in to his insanity but still a pretty weak side story

>>45188579

why? it was a great story about how God might be a handicap who crushes us for no reason in particular other than "HUGNNNN FUN TO CRUSH"

>>45185575
yeah the fight should've been longer so you could see the poison doing work, was crammed in at the end when it could've been much more badass

>>45188632
i felt like it was more toward his father than the gods

>>45188691
>i felt like it was more toward his father than the gods

his father is too calculated and does things for his own reasons.

Nature or God is more like the retarded kid who just acts out of chaos

How angry will you guys be if the poison isn't in the tv show?

>>45184064
nobody talking about egrid and gilly. fucking plebs only watch the big stories. why don't you try focusing on the good story instead of the flashy shit. you peoplemake me sick

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>>45188804

B T F O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buKCgmRZIb8&

>>45188804
very

>>45188804
C'mon, you can see his ankle festering, and the whole "2 spears" was to circunvent the fact that the second one was poisoned, they would check the weapons before the fight.

>>45185220
He would have won had he not pranced around like a retarded faggot.

>>45188804
don't fret. D&D confirmed he was poisoned in the behind the scenes segment for this week's episode.

So, I take it Sansa is evil now?

>>45185760
rasty foreshadowing

BRAAVOS D&D

>>45186744
Considering that there are no 8 foot tall men who are built like the Hulk in real life, I'd say it's very difficult to know.

conan's mountain would have been much better imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qaxzwlg9N_Q&t=1m00s

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they're cutting stoneheart and coldhands, aren't they?

This episode only had like 15 minutes of worthwhile development in total. I am so sick of this bullshit with daenerys holy fuck. Is she this lame and boring as fuck in the books, too? I'm just sick of her getting any screen time. I just don't care anymore. She doesn't do anything. 95% of the screen time her plot arc gets is fan service. Otherwise she's just walking around in the desert SJWing it up. Does anyone really give a fuck? I hope she dies next. Jesus fucking christ

>>45189667
>Otherwise she's just walking around in the desert SJWing it up.
The hell are you talking about?

>>45189667
She's "better" in the books, but she never ever does the holysaviorofdragonmother thing and since the start you can tell is going to backfire on her ass, DnD just made her really likable to the masses isntead of the mad targaryen cunt she is

>>45189727
do you even watch the show?

>>45189656
They cutted Coldhands, if the season doesn't ends with Stoneheart im dumping this shit

>>45189768

>Slavery
>SJW issue

They're pretty distinct.

>>45189768
Yeah, I just don't see what it has to do with SJWs. In fact, tumblrinas seem to have a problem with her being the Great White Savior of oppressed POCs or some shit.

>>45189812
I'm not going to spend my valuable time educating you, but you should know that you're stupid

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>>45189656
>>45189787

>>45189787
Can you actually tell me a reason Stoneheart should be in the show other than "she was in the books"? She's not interesting.

>>45189952
This pleases me

>>45189997
To cement Jon Starkgaryen's resurrection in the winds of winter :^)

Don't worry boys, The Mountain will be back as Ser Robert Strong after he dies from the poison to be Cersei's champion once more

>>45184144
sure, if you're a big guy, but only for you

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>born in 1988
he's a big strong guy but with shit old man genetics holy shit he looks like he's approaching 50

>>45189997

>She's not interesting

She's barely had any presence yet. She'll likely become more useful later on in the books.

>>45188170
>>>45186744
>doesn't scream till the head bursts
did she think this was going to have a happy ending?

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>>45190279
>88
>old man
>tfw 87

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>>45190279
Steroids not even once

>>45190407
Calm down and eat some Tums, grandpa.

>>45190279
jesus, his body looks like he's 50 years old and he's only a year older than me ('87)

Glad as fuck I'm not a /fit/fag, those steroids have dried him the fuck out like a mummy.

>>45190500
I got my Tums Smoothies extra strength 750!

Fuck I hate being prior military...

>>45190407
i meant he looks so much older than his actual age, not that 25-26 is old

>>45190279
>dat anti-gyno

>>45190548
I get you. bro

>Sandor says poison is weapon of women
>oberyn uses of poison
The hound confirmed for homophobic

>>45190407

Wow, I didn't know seniors could use the internet, let alone go on 4chan.

>>45190839
If youd like to contribute anything worthwhile, let me know. Otherwise, go fuck yourself :)

>>45190279
that Iceland giants doc
they are big and strong but they live short lives even if they dont become athletes

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>>45190899

>>45190899

>replying to shitpost
> :)

Anta went full baka.

>>45191055
Im sure they would on /a/ where you belong

>>45191087

>implying GoT isn't anime tier

>>45184563
>fanfiction
That's not how fanfiction works. This is an official show agreed to by the author. It not being the same as the book doesn't make it "fanfiction."

>>45186941
Bronns old arms would have flown off when their swords would have clashed.

Obelix was lucky to have a wooden stick with less resistance.

In the book is Oberyn depicted as being fully capable of killing The Mountain but failing to b/c he insists on extracting a confession?

Who wins in these matchups:

Jamie, two hands and ordinary sword vs Mountain
Brienne w/V-steel sword vs Mountain

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Could he beat The Mountain?

>>45184995
bison> all of these faggots

>>45184563
So the pointless details are different but the result is the same?

>>45193038
Well. He hasn't lost a fight since the ninth grade.

>>45193038
No, because he's a useless cocksucker. He died for the same reason as Oberyn - being a prancing faggot and dancing too much, just from a different physical cause.

What GoT teaches us is that niggas that talk too much die fast.

>>45193038
>>45193249
He outskilled jon snow, he could have outskilled the mountain too.

>>45184144
im a doctor
yes its possible
>implying i can explain why

>>45192838
If I recall correctly, in the books he doesn't do any of that crazy Donnie Yen acrobatic shit at all.

His fighting style is really cerebra, it's clear that his strategy is all about making the Mountain lose his composure and striking at weak points when his guard is down. Martin goes in pretty great detail to describe how Oberyn uses feints and pokes at Ser Gregor's shield and armor to get under his skin and leave him disoriented.

Is this accurate?

>>45193431
*cerebral

>>45189426
just brunette

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DORNE IS WHIIIIIITE

>>45193584
>dat twink squire

Oberyn is the Bryan Singer of Westeros

>>45193584
I wish the poison was a bit more potent and working faster.

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>You killed my sister
>Prepare to die

>>45190279
>Here I go to get my vengeance, I guess.

>>45192893
always mountain.

blocking/parrying attacks doesn't work when your opponent spams STR.

>>45193707
Thought the same thing

>>45193345
>outskilled jon snow
>a feat
The faggot decided to fight someone wielding daggers while he had a bastard sword at as close range as possible.
He really could have just outranged and swinged at him if the choreographs werent so retarded.

Now imagine The Mountain in full plate in a open fucking place and using that giant sword of his against that faggot and his butterknifes.

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>>45193951

>calling the FOOKIN LEGEND of gin alley a faggot

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>>45193345

>uses a pair of daggers
>The mountain's sword is literally as long as he is tall

>>45193951
>The faggot decided to fight someone wielding daggers while he had a bastard sword at as close range as possible.
>He really could have just outranged and swinged at him if the choreographs werent so retarded.
Besides, the guy was thug and assassin. He was probably hitting niggas in the alleys, tight places, from the back, but sure as hell not in the knightly 1vs1s in full armor.

>>45193999

Trips confirm Call Tanner a shit.

Wow, that fight was just like every time I play dark souls

>rolling and dodging all the boss' attacks
>ducking and weaving, getting hits in during their cooldowns
>get them down to a fraction of their HP
>get greedy and try to sneak in an extra attack to finish the deal
>they hit me
>stunlocked
>ded

>>45184609
You. I like you.

>>45184180

Remix when

>>45195172
>Still kill the boss because hes poison

>>45184247
for you

>>45190524

A year younger than you, genius.

>>45193431

You wont get any confirmation on this. Nobody here reads.

>>45184144
when you're 8' feet tall and weigh 4UUUU pounds, yeah it is