I am in Miami Beach right now you fucks. Im here for ten days

>>1291055
Have a beer for me, friend

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>>1291055
I am but I am too shy and depressed.

How is the beach though?

>>1291055
I'm in NY right now, might take a flight/bus to Miami in 2 days
I'm hesitating between Miami and Las Vegas actually, any opinions ? I only got like 20 days to spend in USA

Anyways do keep this thread alive, if i choose Miami i am totally taking up your offer

>>1291073
Im from Boston and it is amazing. And seriously just coming out here is doing great things for me.
>>1291074
Dont go to Vegas during August, you will burn alive. Remeber it is still a desert.

>>1291150
Isn't Miami like a jungle and even further south than Vegas ?

>>1291152
While it is further South, there are also frequent showers, and a beach tp cool off. Vegas is just always hot.

>>1291055

right across the street from Fat Tuesdays I see.

Ocean Drive is a shithole now. Nice art deco tho.

>>1291074
miami is a shithole though. vegas, i dont really like but it has its ups and downs. itll be easy to meet people solo, for example. also unlike miami you wont get shot

OP here, i fucked up. I went to a strip club and dropped too much money. Gave a stripper all my cash, like $160. Then dropped another $400 on a private room. Got a weak blowjob and only an hour long dance. I still have enough for beer and food for the week. Will still drop money on beer for a few people here.

Also tried coke for the first time and a pill i dont know what it was.

>>1291187
Why are americans so bad at partying? I knew how to have a better time with 15 for less money jesus christ

>>1291194
as capital intensifies, people become more homogenous units of labor, and this necessarily includrs their personality

that said if youre another fucking german bragging about how lit berlin is with its gay aids clubs, fuck off

miami is the refuge of wasged up businessmen and ethnics

youth have amazing parties, but theyre not at venues, and they blow away the bar acene in europe

>>1291194
Ive never done coke before and I let the stripper talk me into it since im lonely af.

The stripper gave me a pill that tasted like citrus. I think it was mdma.

>>1291219
I think it was a Vitamin C. You probably look like you're coming down with a cold.

Trying to get an under the table job to get some money back lol

>>1291194
>americans so bad at partying
Depends on where you are in America honestly. Most "party" cities are lame as hell.

>>1291184
what places in usa are the best for a lone backpacker in your opinion ?