Anyone ever been to a Nudist beach?

Yeah. Believe it or not, it's a beach with naked people. Brainfuck, ha? So wow.

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>Accidentally walk on to nudist beach
>Everyone is fat, ugly, old and disgusting

Lol went to one in Lithuania at 18 and just stared a tities from a distance with sunglasses
I recommend

>>1288850
Yeah, unless you are under the age of 16 or a complete fucking retard it is nothing special, in America it's all disgusting weird fucks and in Europe, a slightly higher percentage of normal people

>>1288858
Wow youre a little bitch. Whats wrong with you, kid?

>>1288875
Well, there is one of us taking this underage quixotic phantasm for serious - funny this urchin is calling me kid.

>>1288850
My wife insists on naturism. It is very different on the beaches of varrying European nations though.

Spain is very relaxed. In Italy they can't believe it's not one big pervert sex thing and because of that it also often is, including in some places prostitutes on and surrounding the beach.

>>1288873
you're sad

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>>1288850
Miami has one...
Rough surf with rip currents, intracoastal inlet with shark traffic, but pretty water and very protected from the road traffic by a nice walkway through sand dunes, is Haulover clothing optional naturist beach.

Occasionally, there will be some dumbasses with their family with children and all frolicking for all (the perverts) to see, but mostly they are just regular beach goers who are quite normal, but who do not have bikini figures. There is an element of exhibitionism and people watching though no cameras allowed. There have been a lot of articles about how there are too many gawkers or partyers lately for the regulars to be happy.

Of course, this beach is more recently known for the dude who got his privates bitten by a bull shark.
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article160633179.html

>>1289006
Why is it unattractive people that don't care enough to go to these beaches? Wouldn't better looking people be more confident in their bodies?

>>1288972
not him but get a life dude

Desire Riviera Maya....and the crowd (for the most part!) was hot.

>>1288850
Most beaches here (Ibiza) are either nudist or have a nudist area.
Topless is also very common even in public swimming pools, but that's all over Spain.

Yes, i stumbled on one accidentally while in Lanzarote. I didn't get naked but I did stay there a while and get a good eyeful.

>>1289012
Most peoples bodies are not attractive. It just becomes a lot more apparent when the clothes come off.

>>1289136
Pathetic loser

>>1288850
me and my cousin walked through a nudist beach by mistake, we only knew where we were once we saw naked women, mind blowing right ?

>>1288850
What's so special about nudist beaches if you're not allowed to touch people? i'm tired of fantasizing.

>all these americans itt

Nakedness does not automatically include satanic perversion or gangbang DPs.
Neither does child nudity automatically spawn 9001 pedophiles wherever it happens.

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Straya
Lady Jane beach, Sydney
Faces the Harbour Bridge, Opera House, and the Prime Minister's Sydney Residence.
>tackle out in front of the PMs house
Try that at No10 or the White House...

>>1289158
You touch people at clothed beaches?
Fuck off weirdo.

>>1289154
>>1289003
Samefag fuck off

>>1289175
Go to Capacotta Beach near Rome and then say that again...

>>1288850

Only in the uk, and its 90% old faggots. The other 10% are the ugliest couples over the age of 50 you have ever seen.
Why is it only that crowd who go to nudist beaches?

>>1289003
literally the closest beach on Nida
If you end up at a nudist beach and don't peak some boobs my man yous gay as hell

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>>1288850
Yeah, I live near one of Europe's biggest, the Cap d'Agde
However it's not only known for it naturist/nudist side but also for its swinger clubs

>>1289191
Italians aren't people though.

>>1288868
So much this. At least in the U.S., the people who voluntarily get naked are never the ones you want to see naked.

>>1289191
Go to any other nude beach and say whatever the hell you want

>>1288850
Yep.

>>1288868
You've been to the wrong nude beach m8. I've been to nude beaches in France and Spain with plenty of in-shape, 20-70-somethings, and enough milfs or whatever to keep you happy if you're going to gawk. In Germany, I've been to plenty nude lakes and saunas/spas and shit.

But yes, you also see that ordinary people come in all shapes, not like you see in your daily porn. That said, IME younger women tend not to go to nude public beaches as much (ironically unless it's crowded, safety in numbers) precisely because of creepers.

>>1289012
They don't really care about "attractive" m8, it's besides the point.

>>1289012

Older people just don't give a damn hoot about their body, it's falling apart and they know it, so they just say whatever

Younger people are different

Yep, Croatian islands. Pure bliss.

>>1288850
Sure. I go to a nude sauna regularly too. Nothing weird about it. Living in The Netherlands.

I remember thinking how prudish everybody was in a sauna in Slovakia. Not what I'm used to.

>>1291448
Are saunas mixed in Netherlands?

Here in Germany they are totally nude and mixed sex. A sauna might have one woman's day/night per week, but otherwise it's mixed.

But yea, I know what you mean. If doesn't feel weird as you might imagine if you're not used to it. It's a good equalizer and I think gives you a healthier body image. You're probably not the fattest/skinniest/hairiest/littlest dick/littlest tits/saggiest tits/saggiest nutsack, etc. etc. etc.

I go (usually only in cold weather though) because it's relaxing, but still, scoping out a few boobies and pussies doesn't hurt either...