Where do I go in Berlin to get laid?

>>1273606
Kitkat

>>1273607
Isn't it full of old people?

Kreuzberg. Türks will annihilate your boypussy.

To the Hauptbahnhof and then with the train to Prague.

You'll only get bombing from muslims

Well, if your goal is to get laid in Berlin, I would think anywhere within the city, really.

>>1273606
you dont

>>1273607
>going to KitKat to get laid

That will only happen if you're

1. Gay
2. Brought your girlfriend/wife

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>>1273632

>>1273606
Kreuzberg has a lot of cute alternative girls, try clubs there

If you have no game, go to the Artemis brothel

How is Tinder catching on in Berlin?

Go to a hostel with a lot of students, be charming. Pub crawls will typically have a bunch of sluts. You can also find hookers on Oranienburgerstrasse (iirc).

FKK Artemis.

WITH A NORMAL GIRL NOT WITH A WHORE

>>1273772
What's the difference?

>>1273817

the difference is that when you're done fucking whores go away and leave you alone.

"normal" girls can't compete, which is why they give it away for free.

>>1273817
>What's the difference?
ah, had a good laugh

>>1273821
That is a very elaborate way of putting it.

>>1273613
No
>>1273684
Pretty much as general rule but I've had quite a different experience. But anyway, OP didn't state his sexual orientation

>>1273606
You should go to Einsatzgruppe and ask for Obergruppenfuhrer.
Tell them its an Angriff

>>1273736
>Tinder catching on in Berlin
unless you're brown your chances are quite small

>>1274136
Which, funnily enough, is the likely size of his dick if he's not brown

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>>1274006
Jawol mein herr!

>>1273994
Straight

>>1273606
caligula club

>>1273624
Bauer.

>>1274370
what an awful name for a brothel

why not just call it the 7th circle of hell

>>1274760
It would be cool if they invested in a Roman theme.

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>>1273724
Wew, I just read on Wiki that the fucking entrance fee is 80 euros and ½ hour sex is 60 euro.

80 euros for "entrance" and non-alcoholic drinks and food?

When is a good time to visit Berghain during the week?

>>1274783
You pay for quality

>>1274807
>going to Berghain

>>1273606
Kitkat club

>>1273606
Anni Porsche Partytreff
Gneisenaustraße 89
10961 Berlin
88€ to fuck as much as you want all day long

>>1274807

Go during Sunday

Also >>1274936

>>1275024
>Check the site
>It's all ethnic girls
Is this way it's so cheap?

>>1274815
Meh, it looks pretty kitschy. Unless you're pretty wealthy, it seems like way too much to spend

>>1275024
See this is a good offer.

>>1275024
Is it public with strangers though?

>>1275024
sex with a hooker is the worst sex I had in my life

she's obviously not into it and there's no cuddling/kissing or closeness of any kind

even fapping is better than fucking a hooker