Stuck in montenegro

Kekd

Find job as a waiter in Budva's turbofolk clubs aka Trocadero, you can steal from clients as much as you want aka charge double drinks from foreigners

>>1251299
Also, you can sell Vitamin c as ecstasy, no one will notice for one night and you can easily get 100-150e

Already know people who have done that

>>1251299
I tried to find a job. But as a chef, I got 10 years and some of the bets places in London as reference, still no enough. Waiter I could but should I head back to all the places again then? Will look desperate I think, I know I am but shits a turn off.
>>1251300
was thinking of stealing as last resort but this is better.

>>1251298
Your embassy is probably the first contact.
Usually for people, wheter they have been robbed or lost economic independence, they usually check your personal details and kind of grant you a "loan" (under conditions) for a return

>>1251307
here is the link
https://www.mfat.govt.nz/en/countries-and-regions/europe/

>>1251298
a kid has "too much pride" to ask his parents for a WU transfer of 200$ to get to his next destination.

>>1251302
>was thinking of stealing as last resort
pride is an interesting concept in this one.

>>1251309
>200$
Pleb,that's a flight ticket to Munich. What fucking use is that. I need around 1200$. I got my self into this, ill get my self out. Not going to burden the family.
>pride is an interesting concept in this one
Guess you never left the suburbs or your tour bus. I think most people sympathize with someone who has nothing to eat so they steal. Then runing home to parets being a typical middle/ upper class white kid. Also not really a kid.
>>1251307
Dont like to borrow. Especially from that government, i learned that back in uni.

>>1251298
Nice blog, OP. You should be telling this to your mum and dad, though, not us.
>I got my self into this, ill get my self out
What you "got yourself into" was an adolescent working holiday. You've had your fun, no go home. Your parents miss you.

>>1251326
Start hitchhiking dude. Buy your bread, water and cheap protein and get moving.

Read Hunger. Go down to Albania. English summer camps start soon
Pay is good. Also start hitchhiking. Better to start now before monsoon season

>>1251446
>monsoon season
>on the Balkans
wut

>>1251449
Rain season can get rough

>>1251452
>Rain season

like Fall? how drunk are you?

>>1251452
Balkans have 4 distinct seasons, it rains in all except summer (exceptions)

t. lived here all my lief
anyway, op, good luck

if you're allowed to work and have ((london references)) something is wrong with you for not finding decent work

>>1251446
people actually go to Albania? I just want to get in a position where I can buy bread on a daily basis. Sounds like it will turn into another Budva. thanks for the advice tho.
>>1251393
Makes me feel like that much of a fuck up as you are implying that I like 21 not 29. Didn't even go to fuck around either. Went to get better as a chef. Did, just made a bad decision with who I went to work for. Not going home, not done with this yet.

>>1251456
fuck if I know desu. A lot of these 50 year old waiters who act like they own the place tell me no. Nobody even checked where I worked they just scratch there chin and say no.

OP you dumb fuck, do you know how you find jobs in tourist places? You go from bar to bar, from restaurant to restaurant as whine as fuck

>People will think i am desperate
BOO FUCKING HOO, some retarded montenegrin criminal who you will never meet again in your life will think you're desperate

you better start visiting every single bar and restaurant until locals from serbia/bosnia come to steal your work

SPECIFY you don't want some sick salary, that's what they'd think seeing you as foreigner

Visit Boka bay, you'll find some work there

>>1251326
You're not fucking Aladdin people won't sorry for a westerner stealing from people in a 2nd/3rd world country. You are fucking scum. Suck it up and ask to borrow money from your parents and go home. You're pathetic.

>>1251615
Read 1st. I already went to all the places, asking fir a hob as a chef as its what ive always done. If they are already smirking at me just asking for a job what yoy thunk they will do after i cime back asking for any job at all? I dint care if u dont see them again, im just sure it going to be all NO. And anyone did end up taking to me I already said ill take their minimum wage.
>>1251623
>scum
And every 2nd/3rd world country rips of their tourists as much as they can too. Whats your excuse for them? They are broke?... Wow how convenient.

>>1251626
>I'm an idiot that overpayed for a tourist attraction so it's ok to steal from people.
And what tourist attraction in the balkans is such a rip off? Everything I did there was free, really cheap or tip based.

And no it's that you're an edgy kid from a rich country that thinks it's ok to steal from people worse off than you because tourist scams exists.

>They are broke?... Wow how convenient.
>I can steal from broke people because I'm a moron who doesn't have his shit together.

You are scum and I wish I could be a fly on the wall when you get caught stealing and tell your little sob story.

>>1251626
>>1251629
Also being a sucker and overpaying or getting scammed isn't quite the same as having something completely stolen from you.

>>1251629
They arn`t broke. I`ve seen broke people. They generally are nice. Ask any balkan, they dont realy speak well of Montenegrins, its all about money for them. Hency why im gratefull for the guy whos letting me stay. He atleast exepts labour.
>>1251631
You almost there to being a fly by being a cockroach. Lighten up, i said last resort. Meaning ive been on the street a month and haven't ate in a week haven't worse. Fuck, you think like im a nigger who use's it as daily go to strategy or something.

So far one guy tells me to take the risk and hich hicke l. Two tell me what i already said. And the rest call me scum for even mentioning "stealing". Some top tier seasoned Contiki vets here

>>1251653
Hitchhiking is common in the balkans you should just do that. Offer them some food. You'll use less food doing that than hiking for a week.

https://www.blablacar.com/ could be a good website for you

>>1251654
ah that's what he website called. I remember using it once but forgot name and it never came up in search. Thanks.
Ye better spend what's left of the last to get there fastest then hike for a month through mountains.
Thanks anon, probably will do that if this.

A palce just emailed me. I got a job. Holy shit that was a close call. Thanks for all the scum remarks.

>>1251661
Fuck the dumb cunts. Congrats bruv. Keep on keeping on.

>>1251661
You're a second division Australian on a working holiday visa who ran out of money, and you act like you're on some grand quest to find the north-west passage or the source of the Nile that you must see through to completion. You bring out the worst in people, OP.

>>1251661
I am from (Auckland) NZ living in Berlin. You are the worst type of dole bludger. Hope you get stabbed

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>>1251740
>Auckland
Never been on the dole, closest thing I got student benefit back in uni days. Have fun with the refugees faggot
>>1251712
Go to your local mega mall suburbia fag. I'm not some long haired hippy who "loves" culture. I just enjoy being at a place until I know it like the back of my hand.

>>1251326
Would you rather stay stuck and end up as a hobo than swallowing your pride and get home?
Contact your embassy.

>>1251298
>But to get to Ljubljana form Budva is around 70 euro. Have been thinking of walking it. But I have about 10 pounds in Croatian kuna and another 2 euro in Serbian dinar. Probably enough for a month of bread. Summer is here so should be ok outside.

this could actually be the dumbest "idea" I've seen in this place