Name a survival tool more important than this Protip: you can't

>>1233816
A knife

>>1233816
>opening cans of food made in civilisation
>survival

If I didn't know any better, I would've thought that was a toy elephant that was designed in Sweden or something.

>>1233816
Well with marginally more effort a knife can open a can, so I'm going to have to go with that as well.

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>>1233816
Not having a Fred

>Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device

>>1233816
Is that literally just a complicated can opener

>>1234422
One end is a bottle opener.
Other end is a spoon.
The hinged part is a can opener.

They're usually made of low-quality metal, so it leaves a strange smell on your hands.

>>1235569
ew

>>1235569
I see no spoonish part in the OP

>>1235597
I am terribly sorry, for some reason I thought we were talking about the second image, not the first.

>>1235600
I will excuse you... this time

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>>1233816
I would have thought that a smartphone with an offline map app would be the most important.
What with being able to call for help, and if not then you could use the map app to find where to go.
But hey, I'm sure you'll be able to use that can opener for something... right?!

you can actually open a can with a spoon

>>1236545
>in order to laugh at OP he proposes even more retarded option
good job, anon.I hope You'll one day end up in the wilderness with only your precious smartphone

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>>1236577
>Be me
>Get dropped in the middle of nowhere with my smartphone
>Navigate my way out using the compass on it, combined with the offline map I have

>Be you
>Get dropped in the middle of nowhere with a can opener
>Die because there's no cans to open

wew

>>1236582
as I said, I really hope you'll get in such a situation one day. And by 'middle of nowhere' I don't mean '10km from the nearest city'.
Also, I stated clearly that OP's idea is idiotic. I would just opt for a simple knife.

>>1236587
/k/ pls go

>>1236587
Unless you're dropped in Antarctica, or the middle an ocean, a smartphone will get you out of it the fastest and safest.

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>>1233848
>>1233968
>>1234422
>>1236545
>>1236582
wait, op's pic is actually just a terribly designed can opener? everytime i saw the thumbnail and post in the catalog i figured it was something you put in a door by a hinge to keep someone from opening when you're staying at a questionable hotel in a questionable country.

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>>1237280
same here

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>>1233816
Why the extra angled piece?
Excess metal for no other purpose.
>milspec P-38 is ultralight

>>1237288
I was asking myself the same thing.
At least >>1234341
extra metal is to use it as a spoon.

>>1236582
actually lol'd

>>1237280
Someone should invent that if it doesn't exist already.