What has been your best or worst experience in a club or bar

I spilled a drink on myself once. Luckily it was a few drops and I managed to wipe it all off

Clubs in Brazil are pretty amazing. Hot, incredibly sweet girls, and it's the norm to go up to them and start making out within a few minutes. In fact they'll get turned off if you don't. The clubs outside of Rio, where gringos are a novelty, are pretty fantastic for obvious gringos.

Otherwise my good times in bars/clubs when traveling were just because I brought someone home from them. Great nights because I got my dick wet in something super hot, not because of anything about the club/bar/situation.

My condom broke in a night club in Caracas and I was scared to have caught HIV. Well I am still scared until this day so I'd say that was my worst experience.

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Going with a group of girls to some shitty club in RCA in Bangkok. They were doing a tour of SEA and had to leave the next morning to catch a flight. Ended up spending almost two hours after midnight rounding them up like cattle and sticking them in cabs because they were shitfaced and literally would not leave. Told them they had to a flight in like five hours - nope, they didn't care, just wanted to party. Managed to get five of them back to their hotel, but the sixth girl just disappeared. One of them, when I managed to finally get her up to her room she starts rubbing my dick and rolling all over the bed (girl never even spoke a single word to me when she was sober) and refusing to let me leave.

A few hours after I dropped them off I got a call from one of the girls (around 6AM), freaking the fuck out because she couldn't find her friend. I told her I didn't know anything and hung up. I never heard from them again, although there is no chance in hell they found the other girl and managed to make their flight which I think was around 7:30. How fucking irresponsible can you be? It's odd because when I go out with just one girl she's usually the one that's anal about leaving on time, sticking to the itinerary etc... but when they get together in a pack like that they just lose their shit.

>>1222395
Women

A few guys I met and I managed to chat up some cute locals in Krakow, Poland, and we darted off for a club.
The line was huge, but the girls said they could get us in no problem.
We take a separate staircase up and the girls get in.
When I tried going on the bouncers stopped us and told us to fuck off because we weren't Polish.
Those girls didn't come back out so we left.

Bartender in Shanghai got mad at me for trying to tip him

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>>1222395
the flight was probably to chiang rai or something and cost them $30 each

Paris, France.
There is no air conditioning, just ceiling fans.
fuck that. Never again will I be stuck in a bar with people who dont use deodorant.

literally wouldn't know what to do if I entered a nightclub

>>1222603
dance, the rest is the advanced course

>>1222371

get tested you faggot

>>1222340
Only time I ever went to a club was once in Lima Peru.

Fat guy in a cowboy hat told me in broken English that I couldn't enter without a female companion.

>>1222371
I was scared after I kept on getting sick at the end of a year of traveling, and I had barebacked plenty of whores and regular sluts in africa, SE Asia, and south america.

Turns out there's a $40 at-home HIV test that you can get from any pharmacy, and it's very accurate. You just swab your cheek, wait 20 minutes, and you find out. Much better than waiting a week to get results from a regular doctor.

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>be reclusive, awkward and solitary as hell
>expect to magically change and become fun and social while traveling
>go out
>drink beer while staring at the bar's tv
>go back to hotel room and watch Deadliest Catch

>be black
>be american
Didn't even have to try. Pretended I knew the lyrics to every hip-hop song the DJ played and German QT's creamed their panties.

>>1222725
Exactly this. I can't do city travel, I just get so fucking lonely and bored. Now I do physical adventure shit and it's much better.

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>>1222479
You think I would have given a shit if it was a $20 chink flight? It was their flight home lol. They were from toronto and just finished a tour of SEA. Their visas also expired the following day

>16 rich kid in europe
>manage to get into a club
>have a couple of drinks, don't finish my 3rd
>go outside for a smoke
>come back see my drink is still there
>finish it
>30 mins later feeling like: fuuuuuuuuuck
>stop remembering
>wake up in hospital
10/10

>>1222770
How badly did your butt hurt?

Best: Busan, Korea
>Got there early around 8pm.
>Still fairly busy, get a seat at the bar
>Chilling with a beer.
>2 russian girls walk in
>give eye contact, smile, slight nod
>They think I'm Russian and start speaking "Ivanvladimirstockcykavodkiprivetamere" is all i hear
>I respond "Hi"
>Tell them I'm American, they speak English
>Praise the lord
>Drink together, play beer pong, darts, dance,
>They teach me some russian and folk dance
>Go out to smoke with one, kiss
>Good vibes all around, koreans keep wanted to drink and play with us
After a few hours they had to leave cause her friend was jetlagged, got their contact info, said goodbye
>meet chill Austrian man, wise as fuck, talk and play fusball
>See french girl I've met before via tinder, leave with her
>go to another club, make out n shit, koreans are high fiving and giving thumbs ups
>Got to DVD bang at 5am. Fuck
Walked her to back to her guest house. I passed out in a Jjimjilbang sauna

>>1222815

Sounds amazing

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Go to a club to dance to some good music with a good crowd when the rich fucks that bought the $1000+ table service (usually Chinese cunts) act like the own the place.

Ex: shove people around to get to the dj booth, start chanting like frat boys or start moshing.

Why can't MDMA be legal so people can just chill out.

>>1222827
Best: Toronto. For the Thrillseekers. Music and DJing was 10/10. Everyone, even the bros, was chill and friendly. Plenty of room to dance. Friendly people to chat with.

Worse: Vegas during EDC. Dress code and girl:guy ratios aside, clubs are sardine cans. Everyone is packed in shoulder to shoulder with barely any room to even gyrate. Unfortunately, alcohol is king. So could be a potential MDMA cuddle puddle is a drunken meat grinder that you just want to crawl out of.
But that's American EDM garbage for ya

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>>1222725
Reminds me of this.

Best: went to Berlin with gf and colleague. On saturday went to house party of friends of colleauge, didn't know anybody there. When that party ended went to next house party with people from the previous party. Shit ended at 10am. Went to sleep in our airbnb, got up at 6pm. Went to sisyphos from 7pm on a sunday.

>>1222340

Went to Vang Vieng solo and went to Sakura & Viva bars.

Never had so much fun in my life & met so many new people, could do whatever the fuck i wanted to during the day and then get pissed at night.

Was also good not having my girlfriend or any of my friends for home around, I could chat to and hang around with whoever I wanted, friends can be condescending at times and not having to look after my girlfriend and being able to hang around with other girls.

>>1222712
well did you have aids or not?

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>>1222340
I lost 1200 USD in a shady KTV club in Beijing.

Protip: don't get hammered midnight in a giant capital city when travelling alone

>>1222371
At least I kept my dick in my pants. Far worse to fear for an STD.

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>>1222340
When I was in San Diego I was going to a club with 3 girls and the bouncer faggot wouldn't let me in because they needed more women than men even though I was bringing 3 women. They got in no problem but for me? No fuck me I guess. Is it just Americans that do this shit?

>>1222894
Nope. And a full STD screen showed I had nothing at all.

After all the dozens of filthy sluts I've rawdogged in the last couple years, it's probably a bad thing I've never had an STD of any sort. Now I'm just encouraged more. Fuck, I've already rawdogged 6 more and it was only 2 months ago that I got my clean results.

>>1223010
I'm kinda short and not really attractive face/personality-wise. Don't get me wrong, I can attract ladies, just not any that I'm really attracted to.

For a long time I thought I wanted to be a guy like you, just pulling it in everywhere. But now I don't worry about STDs or Pregnancy or dealing with the drama from another person *ever*. Being celibate really isn't so bad once you get over the crushing lonliness of the first two years.

Best experience in a bar: saw a band with a female lead in a really small venue. I was right up front and she made eye contact with me for like 80% of the songs. I don't think she was into me, it was just a small place and she's a great performer. But god damn, I fell in love.

Worst: I was just one or two beers too deep and in a group conversation I suggested that maybe suicide could be admirable under certain circumstances. 6 seconds later, I found myself standing alone. Not such a bad experience I guess. Then again, I don't travel a lot.

>>1223010
Though you don't want to have them, the risk of serious STDs as a male having penetrative vaginal sex is pretty small, though a risk does exist

>>1223093
>Being celibate really isn't so bad once you get over the crushing lonliness of the first two years.
Try the first 25 years.
And yeah, it's bad.

>in Munich for work
>at a bar somewhere off Leopoldstrasse
>been there a while, people I went with have all gone back to their hotels or home
>local girl that's swung by to chat a few times gets handsy
>I let her do whatever she wants
>she ends up blowing me on the spot
>no one seems to notice, or if they do, they don't stare
>she finishes, pecks me on the cheek, walks across the room
>I see her walk up to a guy, tilt his head back, and snowball the load I thought she'd swallowed into his mouth
>I cringe
>he grins
>she waves
>they leave arm in arm

And that was how I first learned Germany is full of cucks and sluts. Got half a dozen more stories of couples like that.

>>1223106
Yeah, knowing this fact is what started making me so reckless. I'm actually a bit surprised I haven't gotten something less serious, like Chlyamidia or Gonhorrea, though.

>>1223093
I'm only pulling it in everywhere because I'm on a round-the-world trip and I've gotten to be a pro at tinder dates in non-western countries. And the confidence from all of that success (as well as the experience in being dominant) translates into getting laid in the US when I visit there too. I'm not actually very physically attractive at all.

>>1222840
this is why Hitler cleansed the undesirables

>>1223113
I mean, I went 22 years. It was bad, then I had 4 great years of lots of sex, but I slowly became turned off and disgusted by it. 80% of intimacy is philosophically repugnant. Seek beauty in music, movement or literature and how to make it yourself. It will more truly fill your soul. Stay away from vidya.

>>1223123
>I'm on a round-the-world trip
Neat I really want to do that one day. Hope you don't mind me asking:
How old are you?
What do you do for money?
How long is the trip?
>experience in being dominant
Wat?

>>1223115
kek pls share a couple more stories

>>1223131
>kek pls share a couple more stories
Not many that are bar-related. There were two cases where I took a girl from a job back to my hotel after going out for drinks or something, and then their ride home turned out to be their boyfriends, who were seemingly fine with their girlfriends fucking other guys and then calling them the next morning to pick them up and take them to brunch or something.


Another case involved a female colleague inviting me to dinner with her, her husband, and their young son. After we ate, the dad put their kid to bed, and while he was doing that my colleague was in my lap making out with me. At this point, I knew Germany well enough to know they were an open couple so I went with it.

She was blowing me when he came back in and he just sat down and carried on the conversation we'd been having. After a while she stopped blowing me and switched to blowing him. He climaxed in about 5 minutes, then went to bed. I fucked her on the couch then I left as she stumbled down the hall with my cum leaking down her thighs.


There was one guy who was technically my senior at my job, but he wasn't directly over me as a boss. I was advising on a wind farm project of his near Neuenkirchen and he let me stay at his home for the two (turned into three) nights I was there. He was "out of town" the whole time, so it was just me and his wife. They were late-40s, kids were grown, but she was still pretty hot, and very kinky. Into fisting, watersports, etc.

Her insatiability and pure lust made up for her age. We did it at least 3 times each day I was there. Found out towards the end that my senior colleague wasn't away on business, but that he liked to go pick up pricy hookers, and the way his wife tolerated it was by sleeping with younger guys. So him delivering me to her for her enjoyment was his way of buying himself 3 days of permission to blow a few thousand on younger, prettier escorts. Not very cucky, but still interesting.

>Wasn't allowed to go inside at Berghain.
Came from really far far away to Berlin just for that.
>The 4 stories club at Prague sucks
>Stand at a line for hours only to get told that the club is full

I don't think the nightlife at West Europe is that great. I guess I'll need to check the east part

>>1222770
This is pretty much the reason I come in here

>>1222347
kek

>>1223140
This is part of why I love pretty much everywhere not the USA or UK.

>>1222840
This can't be real, right? Aussies wouldn't be this fucking evil, I always thought they were bros deep down.

Please tell me this guy is just trolling.

>>1223131
>How old are you?
31, left when 30

>What do you do for money?
Savings. I had a 200k/yr job when I left, will be going back to it soon.

>How long is the trip?
Probably a year and a half in the end. I was planning for a year, ended up taking longer when I came to understand the reality of how much of a downgrade it will be when I go back.

Money isn't a problem, I could go another year, but I'm scared about being able to get a job of that caliber again. And it's probably time to find a wife and settle down if I want to do that in the US, since age gap relationships aren't really acceptable there.

>>1223192
I don't think it's going to be as easy walking back into a 200k/year job after doing fuck all for two years as you think it's going to be.

>>1223155
>Actually assuming you can get into berghain
Even regulars from berlin dont assume they get in. What did you expect.

>>1223172
The story itself and the way it's typed, seems 100% legit to me.

>>1223195
You don't know the software industry.

>>1222712
>I had barebacked plenty of whores and regular sluts in africa, SE Asia, and south america

You sound retarded even by the abysmal 4chan standards

>>1223140
This must be bullshit. I'm Danish and it just seems too ridiculous that you've had so many encounters with open couples.

>>1223407
Most guys that do this sort of solo RTW trip are doing the same shit, bring up Tinder in your next hostel conversation with long-term travelers and you'll see. Though actually I don't think I actually barebacked anyone in Africa, I was a little too paranoid of AIDS there.

>>1223407
I was thinking the same thing. He should probably be put down for public safety.

It won't be long before some retard posts about how unlikely it is to catch HIV from women.

>>1223445
It's actually like over one in a thousand from having just vaginal sex with a woman.

So, if this dude was fucking an HIV positive bitch once a day for 4 years, he would be in trouble.

>>1223450
Uhh, no, those are not the odds and there aren't any large number studies anyway. And, people who catch it from their significant others can get it far quicker than years into the relationship with twice daily exposure.

And, anyway, of course we don't know how the dude actually got it, from drug use, medical negligence, or risky bisexual encounters, or what. Her odds of catching it from him are very high, however. In my married life, daily sex would mean it'd take 3-4 years to get it? Doubt that'd be true whatsoever. Think about how often people get it to understand the studies just aren't being done. Talk to any GP doctor who has to report test results to patients, and you'll hear the sad sack stories of young people getting it from first and second encounters for some better knowledge of real risk.

>>1223408
Well it did happen over a 15 year period and I am pretty liberal and run with a liberal crowd. I used to help run a local BDSM dungeon and spent years volunteering at a monthly sex workshop for couples.

>>1223450
>>1223445

I barebacked maybe 2-3 legit whores on the whole trip, the rest were just tinder girls and travelers from the middle class and up. Not a very high risk group.

>>1223473
sounds legit