I don't know why, but I get so happy when the flight attendant

t. a fatass

>>1191923
I don't. I want PEANUTS but some fucker is always allergic.

But those Biscof cookies are always nice. Simple but fantastic.

I get happy as well because usually it comes with champagne.

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>attendant almost insisting on giving me food at least 4 times during a flight

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE REEEEEEEE

>>1191923
Me too - normally because they let us get close to starving to death between meals.

>>1191935
A colleague of mine died in-flight cause of the peanut allergy. When the manager broke the news we thought he was kidding. RIP

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>>1192025
>mfw thinking of a plane ride with a corpse strapped to the seat next to me

>>1192025
He should have read the warning labels.

>Peanuts. WARNING: contains nuts.

>>1192045
He didn't eat them as far as I heard, it was just a lot of people eating nearby, and his tray got "contaminated" with nuts.

Plane food isn't about the food. It's about keeping the passengers distracted so they don't cause trouble.

>>1192025
Good. one less fucker to keep the peanuts off my plane.

>>1192045
That warning is incorrect; peanuts are not nuts.

They're more like beans.

>>1192066
There's no way someone with that fragile of a body would have survived to become an adult.