Anyone ever go onna singles cruise? What should I expect?

You should expect divorced 35-50 y-o women that look like shit

>>1170734
This, plus old widows. Speaking from experience.

Got hit on by some fat middle-aged woman who looked like she spent a month headbutting a bulldozer.

Awful time, terrible waste of money.

>>1170751
>>1170734
no hotties?

>>1170771
Hot women:
a) aren't single
b) aren't interested in singles cruises because they have all the cock they want at home. It's so easy in 2016 for a woman to get laid using Tinder

You might as well just use escorts. At least you'll get laid 100%
guaranteed.

>>1170771
If there are then there's something wrong with them.

When I spoke to one of two attractive women on mine she seemed fairly normal until she took out her phone and showed me a picture of her cat. It was decomposing in her fucking fish tank.

The other attractive woman I did sleep with, but it turns out she had four kids to three different men. No thanks.

>>1170780
>It was decomposing in her fucking fish tank

what the fuck?

>>1170781
My response exactly. I got up and went for a walk around. Mental.

>>1170780
Did you cum inside her mate? Spreading your genes and leaving the womenfolk to look after the offspring is the white man's duty.

>>1170817
No, although if your interested, once in her mouth, once on her tits and once up her arse. I was shooting dust by the end.

>>1170780
I think you are making things up again

>>1170827
>Again

?

ITT: the true alphas of /trv/ really laying it down like it is

>>1170734
>You should expect divorced 35-50 y-o women that look like shit
Most of the guys there probably won't look much better.

I went to a swingers gangbang night once, it was pretty much that too.

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>>1170826
noice. should've blown a load in her pussy though

>>1170817
white men never do this

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>>1170817
>>1171908

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>>1170688
The young version of a Singles cruise is a party cruise. Link and webm related

http://www.itstheship.com/

>>1171043
>Participate in the swingers/group sex community in Japan
>Its awesome
>Try that shit in America
>Its absolutely disgusting

This is just one of the many problems of the fat acceptance movement.

>>1172010
>Participate in the swingers/group sex community in Japan
can an american male get in on this?

>>1172008
wow thats really frickin cool. also the DJs are awesome

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Disappointment

>>1172019
The best action is limited to couples, but so long as you have conversational Japanese you can get in on the ground floor, and even there the women are decent looking

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>>1171039
>alphas of /trv/