Let's have a hostel stories thread.

I checked in to this hostel once, put my things away then went and explored the country I was visiting. It was awesome.

>>1114493
I used a hostel once.
It was ok.

>>1114493
One time I went to this hostel and I used it as a place to sleep and store my bags. Fucking brilliant.

>>1114525
Shit dude! For real!?
Awesome! Gonna do that in my next trip!

i used a hostel few times and there were always some random girls/boys in my room. wtf

It's good if you want to go somewhere and meet the kind of people travelling in hostels. And that can be a positive experience, but it's not for everyone.

>>1113748
Sydneys kings Cross. some janky hostel close to the sugar mill I banged a 9/10 French skank on the kitchen table. Like nasty raw all nekkid and shit. And some dude totally walked in and just started cereal when I was balls deep.

>>1114571
Did he pour any milk on your cock and taint for lube?

one time an aussie got so shitfaced he literally shat in the bed across the room from me and then rolled around in it all night and tracked it through the hostel unknowingly when he got water in the early morning

smelled like death

I went to this hostel once and stayed in bed all day and night. It was great catching up with all my favorite tv series.

stayed in a hostel once

bunch of people way too proud of themselves for traveling

never went again

a couple of hours ago my 40 year old female hostess got drunk and tried to fugg me. I turned them down.

>>1114886
>them

>>1114753
This. Better Call Saul was great!

>Out in Peru earlier this year
>Stay at a small hostel in Lima
>18 year old German girl there working as an assistant to hostel owner, has a singular dread in hair, dresses quite hippyish, nose ring, nice ass
>She cooks the breakfast every morning, become quite friendly, she comes to the beach with us and we playfight in the see and throw seaweed at each other
>Leave without her to visit Cuzco, Machu Pichu and Olleytamtambo (Can't remember how to spell)
>Return and my travelling friend meets up with some girl he met from Tinder
>They want to go clubbing the next night and ask me to join
>Ask some of the girls staying at the hostel if they want to go
>They all say no
>My friend tells me to my surprise that German girl is coming which is weird because she doesn't like clubbing
>I say to her that we should leave the tinder couple late in the night so they can hook up
>She agrees and we go to McDonalds to get some ice cream
>Take it to the cat park in Miraflores to eat it
>I assumed she might reject me but I kiss her and she's into it
>We go back to the hotel by cab
>She tries to go in front door but I pull her towards roof
>We take turns going down on each other under stars
>Put on a condom and fuck her
>Go to our separate beds (My friend was in bed and hadn't gotten laid lol though he did later in the trip)
>Hang out for the rest of the trip while my friend hangs with his tinder girl
>Fuck her again in hostel bathroom on the last night
>Kiss her goodbye when it's time to leave
>Tell my friend that we hooked up a lot in the cab and he doesn't believe me
>Wish her all the best inwardly because she's a nice girl
>Message her a couple months later when she's back in Germany but she has boyfriend
>She's now messaging me because she's single

I don't know what's gonna happen, might have to fly out there for a weekend

I am an IRL haxxor

I just go to the hostel, sneak past the security and knock on the door to be let in and sl33p

>>1114566
>the kind of people travelling in hostels

A bit unfair, it can vary an awful lot, really really depends what type of place you go to and where it is.

>>1114493
How do you keep your clothes safe from Australians?

This thread is great! 10/10. Keep it up!

Except for this guy: >>1114922

>>1114922
Is her name Johanna?

Stayed at okayhostel in Amsterdam in 2008. Lots of drunken slavs making lots of noise. Smelled of feet. Lots of snoring. Bed was hard af. No sleep 'til Brooklyn.

Lockers were seperated from the sleeping area. First night, someone cuts my lock, steals all my money and credit cards.

They left my passport, electronics, and a single euro coin though. So I had that going for me.

>>1114973

No mayn

What's "Johanna"'s story?

>>1114886
>>1114899
your 40, year-old hostess'?

damn son.

>>1114984
What did you spend your euro on?

>>1115004
On a coin locker.

>>1114493
A friend and I were staying in a Hostel in Melbourne and there was one other guy in the the room with us. He was some Israeli guy and we couldn't really understand him so well. So my friend is a bit peculiar, he really enjoys making fart noises and all that. For example, whenever we stayed at this hostel he would make retard noises at people walking down the alley called downie street. He would yell out stuff like "HURR DURR DOWNIE STREET HURR DURR". So one night I am in the hallway of the hostel and my friend goes up to the door to the shower rooms which has those ventilation grates at the bottom section of the door. Anyway my friend hears someone in there and he kneels down and starts making fart and tard noises into the vent for some reason. Lo and behold our Israeli friend comes out and they lock eyes for a few seconds and quickly walk of in different directions.

>be hostel
>charged 30EU a night

>full of kids comparing how many places they have been
>seven drunk british guys who don't plan on sleeping for a week and don't care if anyone else does either
>old men//women there only to try to pick up teen girls, arabs and indians mainly

>using washing machine costs as much as your room did

>old isreali woman tried to pic me up, I am borderline skinhead so I really don't know why she though it was a good idea
>had sex several times with reasonably attractive girls I will probable never see again

>at more down to earth hostels, a lot of older people who are just visiting relatives, often boring; but calm

>spanish guy went out with me clubbing, we got smashed, smoked weed on top of some beach terraces, I bought him kebabs
>we get back to the hostel
>wake up next morning
>he has stolen shit from like 8 people's bags
>I check my bag
>under it is a huge bag of weed and a note I couldn't read
>cops on their way
>decided to bail, no idea what to do with that much weed
>went down to the beach, got some food, gave free weed to people who wern't fuckheads
>left spain through that really wierd airport they have

>cooked italian food for like 20 people in eastern europe because we were sick of their food

>lots of accidental/ uncaring/ unwelcome nudity

>saw some girls somewhere
>went out with them (I think??)
>go through like four countries to greece
>see them again
>they are on their way home
>get given all their liquor as they can't take it
>neato
>give people at the hostel who arn't wankers free drinks

>met some american coledge footballer
>seems like he was the hero of his hometown or something
>he had no clue what he was doing, but nice guy
>showed him around paris, gave him some stuf he was going to need (bag locks, small towel etc)

>patched up a bunch of people with my medikit
>sea urching stings, cuts and burns, colds and flu, infections etc

>>1115070
you seem like a cool guy

>Touring around NZ on the green fuck bus
>Flirt alot with this scottish girl
>Also really good friend with an english lesbian girl
>In Queenstown
>In the same room as both the lesbo and the girl i want to fuck
>Everyone but the lesbian girl goes out partying
>Out on the club things start happening between me and the scottish gal
>At 3am we go back to the room (8-bed dorm)
>I get in her bed, shes on top bunk above the lesbian girl whos sleeping hard
>We start getting off
>After a few minutes she starts jerking me off
>Feel right away that im sensitive tonight
>Me, drunk AF, says loudly "Careful, i havent BUSTED A NUT in 3 weeks"
>Hear kek's from the girl underneath
>Hear kek's from the other corner of the room
>Shit
>I dont feel like it anymore
>Tell her i cant fuck her now
>Shes more drunk the me and doesnt give a fuck, saying "You have to fuck me"
>I just cant
>Fall asleep next to her
>Wake up at 7am and she says "Get out of my bed"
>Get back in mine
>A little awkward between us the coming days

>>1115111
ahaha, should have fucked her mate

>>1115111
haha so good m8

>>1114967
Lol you're a jealous beta male who isn't socially confident enough to get laid

going to a hostel for the first time. what do i need to know?

what if i want to charge my phone? do i need to be awake and near my phone when it's charging to make sure it doesn't get stolen

the one i'm going to says they provide bathroom slippers, should i bring my own just in case?

>>1115370
if you are asking these questions, prepared to be more annoyed and offended by the other 'people' there than you will be to them

>>1115370
Bring fucking earplugs

You can forget everything else just make sure you have the goddamn earplugs

>>1114493
ow, curious enough i was on that hostel, quite nice and cheap (though there's not room service like towels =/ )

>>1114886
>turned down a MILF threesome

Why the fuck even travel?

I booked an emergency hostel night in Spain, was a total roach motel.

A month later I get this mysterious rash on my chest and freak out when I see a bug crawling on me. Doc laughed his ass off and said I had crabs that were able to survive in my copious body hair and somehow got an STD on my chest.

Went to a hostel high up in mountains in malaysia.

Meet a German girl on the way hitch hiking to my hostel.

7/10, Australian accent. worked there for a year. Nice thick body. Blond blue eyes.

She is goint to the same hostel.

Amazing big clean and calm hostel right in the mountians.

Like 2 other people there.

A few hours later that day in the living room.

The second we where alone we just jump eachother no words.

She is fucking soaking wet through her panties and legging.

This bitch goes straight for the dick.

Omg best bj of my life no joke his girl was sucking my soul through my cock.

As im getting this bj standing in the living room.

A girl walks in for a glas of water.

We casually stand up and just look like dear in carlights, she walks off.

We start fucking. Rawdogg, doggystyle. Come inside her. In like 11 pumps.

Next day she leaves. Just a hugg...

To this day and age i try to find a girl who sucked my dick like that time.

Chasing the dragon.

>>1114922
move on, buddy. this is not that rare

>>1115324
man, you are super duper joyful cause you fugged her a few times... kept in touch and is planning to travel to fuck her.

That is very needy behaviour, or "beta", as you call it

>>1115390
dayem

intense as fuk

Be in german hostel in munich for a course

Notice 6/10 ukranian girl working behind bar at hostel.
Thin, almost lolli like, just a little taller then me. Im 196cm brown hair until her waist.

Notice i dont have to pay for whiskey at bar.

Smalltalk ad her on fb theren, conplete animal activist on fb (red flag)

Get message saying if i want to take her home after work.

Say sure. Dis gun be good.

Were going to the old olympic village in munich

Mfw she lives in a old athletes pod for some sport.

Mfw its litterly a cubicle Whole building is made of a sort of epoxy resin.

Mfw she has a dogg in this tiny ass apartment

Mfw she talks to this dogg like its human. (Red flag)

Mfw i realize her whole apartment is adorned with little dolls and hanging sticks straight out if blair witch project shit.

I completely freack out. But have to play it cool.

Lay down in bed and stay awake fearing for this bitch to cut my throat in the night.

Just layiny staring at all these fucking dolls.

She falls asleep because i did not intiate shit because of this gone girl shit going on.

Stay awake all night.

She wakes up next morning.

Feels my dick, gets hard. I am fucking tired being in psycho watch all night.

No dick dont.

Too late its up and ready. She gives me the saddest bj ever. Didnt go further then tip. Or maybe one inch of her mouth touching my dick at the same time. Just sad little licks.

I put on condom. Put it in. She just lays there as a starfish. Because im a fagg i come in 11 pumps.

She gets mad. Starts talking ukranian. Hunched over like a witch ready to stabb me

This is where i die.jpg

Get kicked out. Walk of shame back to hostel.

Fucking tired at course.

Not as cool as expected taking girl who works at hostel home.

Have more, titles: poopsmell escape in tokyo, slampigg bj in penang, saigon piggy twerking . Hiroshima and the red sailor, oldschool shagg in phnom pen. chubby Love hotel kuala lumpur. The disappointing handjob chiang mai.

Genuinely choose not to believe almost all hostel sex stories I hear on /trv/. Can count the number of times I'm aware that a non-chad or established couple has had sex in one on 1 hand, and that's over several months of travel. No idea where this "sex is easy travelling" meme comes from.

>>1115462
>implying that Chads don't have access to the Internet
>implying I'm not an alpha Chad on the prowl for Stacy 24/7

>>>/wizchan/

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>travel to Japan
>can't sleep in airplanes so haven't slept for hours
>arive at fukuoka a looking for our hostel
>tired as fuck haven't slept for about 36 hours
>about to go to bed
>2 korean guys invite me to drink a few beers and eat raw horsemeat with them
>have great time getting drunk
>more people from hostel join
>hours pass
>still haven't slept for 40 hours

that's about it i guess, just had great time

>>1115458
>loli
>taller than 196cm

I don't think you know what loli means

>>1115476
I mean a biy shorter. Mistyped it. She had just this pale soft skin. Childish.

>>1115510
>child rapist
True Traveler™

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>>1114571
Alpha male shit, bro

>>1115458
so i take it you don't like ukrainians? sounds pretty ignant to me...

Booked a flight over New Years to visit my GF in Serbia. She breaks up with me, I say "fuck it" and go anyway.

Hostel's full of a massive crew of guys from South America who all hang out together and speak Spanish. Clearly on the outskirts of the crew. Only other people in the hostel are this English guy whose brain was fried by way too many drugs, and some Italians who stick together in a group.

Shitsux.

New Years' Day, I hear that Steven fucking Segall's band is playing in Belgrade, so me and the English guy decide to go. We mention in to the Italians, and they seem keen on going.

We all go to the band, have a few drinks together -- nothing crazy, just some casuals, and then we head back to the hostel. We take one final stop at the bar outside the hostel for some drinks before heading in for the night.

Everyone heads home except for this one Italian chick. Long story short, we end up banging in the hostel bathroom.

What was guaranteed to be a shitty New Years actually turned out to be pretty awesome.

>SE Africa
>at a Goa-esque beach town, lots of travelers
>meet girl in the back of a pickup truck going to where we're supposed to party
>get wasted, don't really give her much thought
>4AM, time to leave
>we end up walking back together with a big group of people
>go skinny dipping
>fuck the shit out of her in the hostel
The hostel was pretty big and the walls were made of woven sticks. About ten feet up it's just open air, no walls until the ceiling another 5 or so feet up. Apparently we got so loud it woke people up 3 dorm rooms down, which isn't all that surprising considering how thin the walls were. Still one of the best lays of my life. First Asian too (South Korean). She tasted like garlic, both her pussy and mouth. I love garlic.

>go to hostel in NZ with a bunch of other kids on the kiwi bus
>hostel says no alcohol allowed
>we bring in alcohol anyway and drink the night away and hang out
>never got caught

the end

Fuck u guys telling it anyway.

Oldschool shagg, phnom pen.

Be at a shady hostel,

meet 47 year old blonde dutch woman.

Me be 26 half dutch guy.

Have a few drinks. Suddently she says want some tea at my place ?

Im like u dont stay at this hostel ?

She is like no i live acros the street.

Go over, nice old french colonial house.

We get busy. Fuck she is old but petite and in shape.

Get bj.

Put condom on. Come like the pathetic faggot that i am in 11 pumps. She gets mad kicks me out.

Sleep nicy and deep in the dorm after busting a nut.

The end

>>1115458
Hiroshima and the red sailor.

Be in hiroshima on a visit.

Meet lebanese girl.

She used to be muslim and had a bag around her head or whatever the fuck u call it.

Lied to her parents and went on student exchange trip in Japan.

Start talking. Start having small contact like shoulder bumps or knees making contact.

Nightfall in hostel

Were still talking. Sex comes up

She says she had lost her virginity a few weeks ago in Japan to a japanese guy because she wanted to ser what fuss is all about. Said it was nothing special.

I start boasting about how it should feel.

We inch in. I go for the kill.

We kiss. Feel a bit she had a pad on.

"Im on my period" we cant.

Say no baby only boys say that real man sail the red seas.

Put on condom start to put it in.

First very akward.

She gets into it.

As soon as she moans. I come in like 11 pump lime the pathetic faghot i am.

Put on phone lights.

Look at hands covered in blood.

Sheets covered in blood.

Its like the fucking shining.

I go wash my hands.

She tries to get sheets into washing so no one will see in middle of the night.

Mfw i fall asleep cosy in my own bed.

Mfw she sleeps without sheets

Leave the next day. Didnt have her on fb or what else. Creeped out like a 11 pump strong ghost.

I wonder what became of her.

>>1115587
11 pumps wtf? How is that even possible. I can't come in under 10 minutes of fucking.

>>1115598
You need more practice my friend

>>1115549
>go to hostel and it's filled with hostel people
>go to a concert
>go to a bar
>have sex with a girl

cool story bro

>>1115390
>>1115458
>>1115584
>>1115587

I fucking love how all your stories end up with you cumming in 11 pumps and getting kicked out.

I'd like to buy you a beer sometime

>>1115390
>>1115458
>>1115584
>>1115587

amazing

>>1115390
>Amazing big clean and calm hostel right in the mountians.

where have you been?

>>1115390
The Cameron Highlands?

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>>1115111
>Careful, i havent BUSTED A NUT in 3 weeks

You moron! Why didn't you fuck her?!

>>1115381
That's fucking gross m8.

>>1115661
Cameron highlands malaysia. Google westwood highlands.

>>1115669
How did u know bro ?

>>1115643
>>1115644

The poopsmell escape tokyo.

Im in tokyo on a trip.

In bed at hostel

Be swiping on tinder like a depraved crack addict.

Got to find myself a waifu

MATCH !! Here we go senpai.

OLD american SLAMPIGG 37 Years old im 26

She hides her roles like a navy seal in afghanistan in the pictures.

Takes me litterly 3 scentences before she says she is a sub who wants to be degraded and shit.

Prupose to come to her hotel and fuck her brains out.

Her hotel is a few blocks down.

Walk up to this classy expensive hotel.
(She had a presentatiom the next day, was richfagg)

As she comes down to pick me up pray to odin she is not much fatter then here pictures.

MAN THE HARPOONS.

We go up to her room.

As soon as were in i push her on bed.

Choke her and slap her around a bit.

Get sloppiest bj in life

Those fat lips and years of slobbing down food in combination with no gag reflex made this like i was fucking a meat hole

Asks for me to go down on her

Push her down take of panties

And the wall of smell hit me

Mix of old sweat and shit

I am physically unable to go down on her

There are litterly pieces of shit stuck on her enormous crack near her hole.

Vomit a little in throat.

Gulp it down again like a champ.

Lift her up and say daddy needs to fuck your mouth first

Procees to grab her hair.

Ram my cock in her mouth and use her head as a flesh light

She is crying and trying to push me of.

As soon as i see the tears streaming down her fat cheecks i bust a nut in 11 pumps on slampiggys face.

She falls down on bed.

Says next round its her turn

The smell awakens my groginess

I say i need a smoke baby then ill fuck your brains out.

Get clothed go down to smoke.

Ran like a bat out of hell.

Blocked her on fb and tinder.

Mfw when she had a big presentation next morning and it was already late.

Got back to hostel and drank with some japanese business guys.

Stil no waifu... feels bad man. Busted a nut though.

>>1115587
Kekked heartily

>>1115715
>slampiggy
My sides


I stayed at a hostel in London; I met a nice bulgarian girl who I ended up staying longer to be with. We made out alot and slept together but she was a rape victim and felt awkward about sex in a room full of people. I kinda suspect she was planning to use me as a launching pad to start a life in the UK though. We kept contact for a while on facebook and skype but I ended up sleeping with someone so I got rid of her out of guilt.


My friend and I stayed in a hostel in amsterdam (flying pig in noordwijk); we got drunk and stoned and ended up on the beach at 3am (roughly) with some Irish girl who was kinda sketchy. I suspect she wanted a 3way but I was really drunk and stoned so I went off to bed because she was a slug. My friend stayed behind and fucked her on the beach though, he said they stripped completely naked and he bent her over. Her face kept going in the sand while he fucked her; I lolled. He avoided her for the rest of the stay.

>>1114493
Im in my mid twenties touring europe atm. I have just been feeling too old to do the large room hostel thing and I can afford to get my own places on airbnb. I have been thinking about doing the hostel thing when I am in paris just so I can have the experience and It would be nice to meet people to drink with.

Any suggestions?

>>1115739
stay away from gare du nord if you don't want to get stabbed.

there are lots of good hostels along the seine where you walk downstairs and are at these cool little rows of bars right on the river.

>>1115715
These fucking stories are great, reading them I came in 11 pumps and was forced to leave the hostel common area.

>>1114501
Thanks for that you you basic bitch. Here let me help you spice up your story, since your so lame.


So i was backpacking Europe and staying at a hostel in Hamburg, Germany. Its like a sailer town, lots of single women, so it still has that vibe where women are so awesome and approachable and fun Met this German girl that was staying at my hostel and we hit it off very well. We went out on the town and partied at virtually every bar along the river that runs through the city. She was down to fuck from the beginning, amazingly fun girl! we ended up fucking in the main lobby of the hostel at 3 am. i was really hoping that a person would come in and see us or "spoil" the episode. But honestly, not a single soul came in to "spoil" the evening.

Germany is such an outstanding country. i really hope they can withstand the migrant crisis.

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11 pumps XD

>>1115763
This germany (+Austria) was really one of the most fun countries I went to. Sad to see whats going on to them. Also we should stop calling it a crisis like it is some natural made disaster that cannot be fixed. Its man made and initiated by well known people pushing for it and then accepted by the german people.

>>1115786
>not getting it

>>1115713
Cause I happened to be in them when I saw your post. They're fantastic

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>>1115802
Say hi to troji his senpai.

Want to hear top kek.

Did u do the jungle hike just a few towns down ?

I went with her.

Halfway the track bend her over kiss her in her nek. Pull leggings down.

Fat thick ass.

Shove it in rawdogg again.

After 5 pumps look around realise i am king of the jungle.

See her ass. Ow shit 11th pump

Hngggh come like a pathetic loser.

She stand up dissapointed.

Didnt say a word rest of hike.

Mfw stil came though

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>>1115759
>>1115766
>>1115802
>>1115643

Gather round boys just a few more left.
Kinda proud i get a chance to type this out.

Slampiggy blowjob in penang,

Be in penang malaysia.

Mega horny because decided to not fap for 2 weeks.

My balls are the size of baseballs.

Go to bar at hostel.

There is this asian behemoth sitting at bar.

I mean this bich could tap out a silverback gorilla.

Get drunk.

The whale washes up next to me.

Hey anon.

My mind: fuck man stop ik with these fat monsters u retarded faggot.

Dick: Hey baby want to go out for a ride

Mind: Fuck you man

She takes me to her 4 by 4 talking about her hobbies like "sports" "healthy eating" yeah right bitch i could fuck any of your rolls.

Start riding.

Talk about bj.

She says she can give me one in the car.

Why the fuck not.

Her face was so fat it felt like i was fucking a crossbreed of jellowpudding and gubbybears.

She deepthroats is because her fat fucking face is just so huge.

11 pumps in that soft warm fatty cilinder.

Hnggghh come soo hard because of 2 week no fapp.

She chockes on it.

Spits a halfmouth full of sperm out.

Starts puking on herself

Puke is dripping down her rolls like gooy waterfalls wtf this bitch ate.

I panick pull pants up and book it out of this car faster then a nigger from the police and sprint back to hostel. With a boner in my pants.

Mfw its so fucking hot.

Im completely lost and drenched in sweat 30 min later.

Trying to dodg every 4by4

Get back to hostel.

Check out and in at another one down the road.

Mfw still came though.

>>1115818
Filthy whore

>>1115820
great stories, man... I laughed out loud many times.

Brazilian guy here, going to yurop in June... any advice?

>>1115842
Fuck off we're full

>>1115843
you can't stop me from impregnating your women... I'ma poke holes in my condoms

>>1115820
11 pumps is the new meme of the year

Bless u anon

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Saigon and the twerking slampigg,

Be in saigon in bu vien main backpacker party street.

Meet feminist slampigg in bar at hostel.

She has a short bobline. Bright coloured hair, and is litterly a comedian. Said she was pretty big in saigon did gigs and all.

Chill Chick smoked weed drank like a bull.

Few drinks and joints later.

She gets an uber to her place.

Smoke a joint and im blazed in this weird ass room somewhere in saigon.

We start kissing.

That chubby bj. Fuck these chubbys eat your dick like its christmas in july.

Time to SLAM THAT PIGG.

Put her in a full split on her back.

Damn this pigg flexible.

As i realise this im already at the 11th pump.

HNGGGHH said the pathetic chad.

Then this bitch stands up, puts in a nicky minaj song on her laptop, lights a spliff and starts twerking.

There are strings of sperm flying out of this piggs pussy left and right. Dodging them like neo.

All the while my face when.

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The curious christian gets in over her head,

So im in munich again for a few days.

Groomed this chick on tinder with fake gps app from back home.

Staying at her place.

First day we met, super akward in person while she was all half naked pics on whatsapp and shit.

Turns out she is christian.fml

Be in bed that night.

Give her massage.

Go a little too fast to sex she is like, no take it easy bla bla like u bla bla christian take it easy we have all week bla bla

Fuck this bitch go to sleep.

Wake up in middle of night. Touch her poon. She is wetter then a fish pussy.

We start sexytime. Fuck your chirstianity and morals horny WHORE.

Bend her over. Bitch had a banging body.

Stick it in. She scuirms that its hurts. Blabla.

Pump a few times. Look down at that perfect soft skinned christian held back ass.

Lost in thoughts forget its 11th pump.

HNGGHHHH as i hear and feel the dissapointment in her body.

Second day evening time. Said she wants a proper date no sex.blabla

Say baby i have a early presentation lets just sleep, get immediatly annoyed by this whore.

Next day wake up earlier the her.

Pack my shit.

Clear out her fridge of food in my bag.

Later.jpg

Block and delete on whatsapp and tinder.

Check in at hostel.

all this free food !!

Pic related creepshot after first day.
Have more for my bros.

>>1115870
You are my new favourite person

>>1115598
Maybe you should masturbate less

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The sad handjob in chiang mai.

Be in chiang mai, right inside oldtown.

Crazy partyscene.

Thai whores everywhere.

Get talking to thai girl.

She comes to my dorm.

My trap sense is tingeling.

Straight up ask do u have dick while grab for her crotch.

Feel puss she is super insulted.

Talk it right. Me love u long time babygirl.

She says she can give good thai massage.

I was teasing that she couldnt.

Expect this amazing massage.

This bitch just pokes her fingers in my legs for 5 min.

Turns me around. Whips my dick out tuggs my dick dry.

11 mighty jerks and this utter look of sadness on this bitch her face.

Hngggh come al over her hands.

She wipes it off in disgust and says its 5 dollar.

I got fucking set up for a 5 doller hand job.

My face as im lying in my bunk bed in Thailand. Covered in cum and regret.

(Ps only one more left sadly)

>11 pumps
The sign of a True Traveler™

>>1115801
No i get that the post I was responding to was about a degenerate foreigner and how 'the migrants are not the true worry is ms. Frauline is doing this sort of shit' I just disregard your shitty jokr and agreed with two poinys you stated.

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Ok last one bros, u guys witnessed my first greentext stories on chan. Yes motherfucker i know they are not green.

The chubby love hotel,

Be in kuala lumpur on visit.

See qt half philipino/malay bbw working at lobby hotel where i asked for a hostel nearby.

She gives me her whatsapp so she can show way on maps.

This fat whore wants the D for shure.

Go out to eat after her shift.

Chicken and rice near jalan alor.

Talk her into a love hotel.

Go to a really shady chinese motel

Cockroaches and stains everywhere.

She sits on bed.

I already half undressed.

She is like take it easy i am very shy.

Bitch we are in a motel i paid for half a hour.

Explains she got this scar on her abdomen from a accident. And that she is really insecure about it.

Im like your pussy stil works though.

She wants the lights out.

She wants me to not touch her abdomen area

25 minutes go past.

Bitch says fuck it lets do it.

Put condom om stick it in her.

From being all pushy away and shy and shit suddenly this philipino whore says yeah pound my pussy hard daddy.

Bitch said this right around the 11th pump.

Hnggghh.

Wtf did u already came ??

Saved by the angry chinese guy. BANGS on door. U TIME OVER. U STAY LONGER MORE MONEY.

i get dressed faster then superman.

She just got her thong on.

I walk out.

As soon as im out motel i fucking sprint.

Delete and block her off whatsapp.

Busted a nut though.

>>1115909
R I S K Y
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>>1115896
Damn, this anon must be faster than Usain Bolt, all that sprinting training... That's why he never gets caught

What is it with foreign girls in hostels hooking up with white American men? It's always the Americans slaying tang. I wish I was American. :-(

It seems likely that when someone has a good time in a hostel, all their shit gets stolen.

I'll have to make sure I pack nothing of value with me.

>>1115998
It might seem that way because this is 4chan, which is populated largely by Americans. I'm not and I've had my share of hostel hijinks too.

In Amsterdam

Decide to go to infamous B1 cinema

Pay the €7 entrance fee and head up to second level.

Take a seat in second row of porno theater.

German BDSM porn playing.

After a few minutes, SLAMPIGGY sits down next to me.

Hard to see in the dark, but can make out wrinkles, lots like old troll.

Suddenly feel hand grasp my thigh, moves awkwardly up to my tiny engorged cock

Zipper comes down and slam pig lowers head onto lap.

TFW, no teeth

11 pumps in

Hnnnnnngg

Cum buckets in trolls mouth

feelsgoodman.jpg

Old trolls face comes up eye level to mine...

It's a man

Accidentally gay

nope.gif

TrueTraveler™

>>1115896
holy fuck thank you anon. some of the best stories I've heard in a long time

>>1114493
alright, so me and a couple of friends where drinking some good ass goon in front of the library in Melbroune.

we where pretty fucked up but still decied to get another good bag. that one killed us pretty much.

anyways so me and that one girl, wich had a boyfriend, went up to the hostel. the guy at the reception was such a dickhead cuz he wants me to pay for her as well since she had no room.

i paid for her bed an we end up fucking in the shower, came inside her btw.

so i went to bed, for some reason she just ran on the street pretty much naked! and some granny picked her up in the middle of the night and took her home.

btw i was the only one who didnt throught up that night

she still together with her boyfriend, cheating ass hoe

>>1115763
Lmao at least his story wasn't made up

>>1115324
Lmao you make up erotic fiction on 4chans deadest board

>budapest hostel
>7am after night out trying to sleep
>bed spinning like crazy
>loads of people still hanging out in 12 man mixed dorm
>couple start fucking on top bunk
>filthyslut.jpg
>'stick it in my arse' lmao
>everyone awake their beds start laughing and jeering
>turns into animal noises
>everyone fucking whooping animal noises while this couple just going at it hardcore
>start laughing
>makes me feel violently sick
>throw up off top bunk
>makes nasty splat on floor
>everyone silent
>pass out not caring

some girl from manchester poured half a pint on me the next day as it splashed on her clothes. i fucked her friend 2 days later tho

This video got a really hot french girl, it's pretty fuckable:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm_gephXCEg

>>1115998
1,96 middle eastern guy
But raised in Europe
Fit because sports

Fuck America bro

>>1115998
Oh and im 11 pump guy

>>1116087
>>1115982
>>1115889
>>1115874
>>1115850
>>1115842
>>1115731

So i still got some cool drugs/tripping stories on travels ? If anyone want to hear 11 pump man tripping his balls off in far off places.

oh and do have some 11 pump man tinder adventures.

My first postings in chan is a succes. I am emotional. After all these years lurking.

>>1116323
I took a hero dose of mushrooms (8g) and visited the anne frank house while listening to ITAOTS on my headphones

anything similar?

>>1116329
Hero dose.... wtf is this did u mistype.

Dutchfagg here, grew my own mushrooms. Did it way too many times.
But shops here start at 15 grams a dose bro.

And i once did 30... do helps im 100kg.

Well drugs stories to pick out are:

I shouldnt be alive, silk islands cambodia

Science museum Amsterdam on shrooms

A fudgy kanoo ride for survival cambodia

Grandpas opium in iran.

The underestimated cookie cambodia

Bad extasy sziget festival budapest

Spiked goulash iran

Busted with a brown nose, sziget festival budapest.

The druggothon in ardennen belgium.

The roadtrip for a burger on shrooms.

>>1116346
opium in iran, or the goulash in iran

> Be at hostels over SEA
> Waking up at like 6 am, being quiet enough drunk people aren't waking up.
> See loads of culture, architecture and stuff when it's not hot as fuck.
> come back at hostel around 12 to enjoy the aircon and chill a bit
> talk to people who just woke up, them: I should actually do what you do, waking up early etc.
> around 3 hours later I leave them there,
> see more stuff, eat, meet some other folks who come there for other things than partying
> go to bed at like 22.00 PM, tired as fuck. Sleep through all folks who come back home at like 2 AM (because most bars/clubs don't stay open that late).
> feel superior over those folks.

Hostels are cheap, it's better and easier to hear stories and experiences of people than reading the whole fucking Lonely Planet or whatever. Just get in touch with the right people. Stay away from 3+ person groups.

>>1116349
Seconding this, folly by I shouldn't be alive.

>>1116358
REAL-TRAVELER
A TRUE-TRAVELER EXPERIENCE

>>1116323
SEA stories plz

>>1116406
GGG

>>1116408
what's GGG?

>>1116507
german goo girls

look it up, it's how I imagine your NYE party

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>>1116510
no, we all got drunk in our hostel then went to the concert by the Brandenburg Gates then went to this biker bar at like 2am then i dont remember but we woke up in our hostel

>>1116512
and they were covered in cum, i know how this story ends

>Be 19
>Go to Germany for my first international trip
>Go to Berlin for a week
>See qt frenchie girls sitting down talking to each other
>Decided to go up to them because it will be my only chance
>they were both confused at first because English obviously isn't their first language
>Talked slowly so they could understand
>become good friends with them
>go back to my room and explore Berlin
>come back and see those two French girls sitting down with two other French guys
>The Frenchies invited me to their group and we all talked and had tons of fun
>Two more Frenchies join us and we all went out to pre-game before finding a club
>Realizing it's Sunday and most places are closed, we went back to the hostel but not before meeting up with 2 Bavarian qts who joined our group because they also wanted to go clubbing
>At the hostel, never drank before, but had a few beers so now at this point, I was drunk
>started drunk talking to the blonde German and she was drunk as well
>decide to be a faggot and go back to my room to sleep
>couldn't sleep so went back down to see my French friends and a new Frenchie that has joined us
>One of the Germans took one of the French dudes from my group and had sex
>tfw no one night stand in Berlin

Didn't bother me after, I had an amazing time in Berlin though

>>1116524
Poor show, cucko

>>1116524
cool story bro

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>>1116349
Spiked goulash in Iran.

Be me iranian prince.

Dads friend which im named after is milljonaire.

Was in steel industry rich as fuck.

Has all these mansions around iran for holidays.

Do a male only "holiday" which is practicaly all his friends hookers booz and drugs and a few security guards.

There is a chef cooking all these amazing meals all day.

One of the goons overhears the boss saying how he liked the a grade a quality hasj.

Goon decided to put a fucking lump as big as my two fists in the pot with gulash.

Everyones is at table.

A little while later everyone is fucking high.

The whores freak out because think they are drugged.

Boss slaps them around for being bitches.

Everyone just goes to room to handle it.

Im just sitting on the pattio outside in the Iranian mountains tripping balls.

Goon confesses to boss what he did.

"I wanted u to enjoy the good hasj boss"

Boss slapps him around.

I miss Iran

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>>1116349
>>1116360

Opium in iran.

Be me 15 year old iranian sand nigger

Grandpa is 84 year old badass.

Farmer worked all his life on the farm.

Could give zero fucks about anything.

Get lungcancer.

keeps working.

Smokes opium so lung cancer hurts less.
(Grandpas logic)

Be at his place.

He just passed out after a big hit of opium pipe.

I walk in as the pipe is still lit.

Sneak a few hits in.

Its like hasj x50000

Das it maine.

Lay down in living room spacing balls.

Mom walks in.
"Anon why are u lying down its middle of the day"

Fuck u mom im chilling

"Are u high ?"

Mom im 15 years old get of my back shit.

Continue spacing balls.

I should do opium again.

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>>1116544
>>1116601
Don't even care if these stories are true or not but more pls.

yo real talk is making friends at hostels really as easy at its seems online?

im a pretty introverted person i find when it comes to meeting/introducing myself to people but all good after getting over that initial hump.

its my first solo international trip so im a little concerned i wont have much human interaction or whatever pretty sure i just gotta man the fuck up.

>>1116615
tfw when u and ur friends are chads but ur an aspie deep down

>>1116615
As an introvert myself, when you go to a new country, you will have a different mindset of meeting new people than you would back home. I was meeting new people left and right at hostels. Though, either it was conversation or just saying hi, I felt more confident meeting people while traveling than back home

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>>1116360
I should not be alive, silk island cambodia.

Be me in Phnom pen.

Go eat "happy" (weed pizza) at the pink elephant.

Got warned that they serve heavy ass pizzas.

Fuck u Lightweights im druggs pro said cocky me

Order the biggest pizza and ask for very very very happy.

This behemoth comes out. The layer of weed is almost as thick as the bread.

Its litterly a disk of oily nasty tasting weed.

Eat whole thing one go cuz i aint no bitch nigger.

Get the bright idea to go mountain biking on the silk island.

Its a small rural island where u go with ferry.

Its middle of day with 35 degree blazing sun(celcius stupid amerifaggs)

Get lost in middel of the fields going mountain biking alone.

Have no water on me.

Stand still to look on gps on phone.

This pizza hits me harder then mike tyson.

Das it maine.

Oke if i fall over here now i will die.

Ceep on biking

Pass all these little huts with locals looking at me like im fucking lost.

I cant stop biking.

Finally find road.

Get on ferry.

Go to hostel.

Lie down.

Didnt get up for 6 hours.

Just thinking about life and my existence.

Damn that pizza.

>>1116628
amazing

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Busted with a brown nose, sziget festival budapest.

Sziget festival in budapest.

Biggest in urop.

A island in the donau river 24/7 7 days. 34 stages.

Fucking best festival ever.

At tent camp meet two young British girls around 17/16 years old

First night introduce, become familliar and vain trust.

Second night bro fucks one of them.

Third night as im next to her drinking slip in a finger. Shes oke with it. Whatawhore.com

Fourth night. I am so fucking drunk and one of the british whores is passed out in a hammock.

Pull out cock, put balls on forehead of britbong slut.

Bro takes pics. Lol.jpg

Get drunken fuck knows what kind of idea.

Pull pants down. Squat over this little girl her head.

Bro is like bro wtf are u doing

Me just take fucking picture.

I stretch out my brown chocolate starfish with my hands.

Commence docking procedure

Put over tip of her nose.

Let go of the poophole.

The blast doors shut just over her nose.

This bitch fast asleep

At this moment her friend walks over from fuck knows where.

Hey guys.....WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING.

As i step of and pull my pants up faster then a nigger picking cotton.

Fall over.

We look at sleeping britbong.

Little brown smudge on the very tip of her nose

Me and bro start laughing so hard almost pissed ourself.

Mfw when the britbongs took tent away and moved somewhere else next morning.

>>1116634
>Australian detected

>>1116658
Nope im iranian 11 pump man bro

>>1114589
>mfw aussie shitposters irl
Seriously though, why has no-one picked up on this? You guys disappoint me

>>1116615
Yes. I'm pretty much like you, but after experiencing hostels abroad I'm pretty introverted at them now. Just talk to any random person. A simple 'What's up?' will do 9/10 times. Most people are looking for people to go clubbing with/eat with or something so they're open to others.

Most times I tend to do solo exploring during the day, then come back right before dinner and go eat with a couple of people, then go out. Works well, you've got the advantages of being alone (doing what you want during the day) but not being lonely.

>>1116619
That's because there isn't this constant thread of give-and-take that happens with conversations back home as each person judges the other for the value of a long-term relationship. If you don't like someone at a hostel it's quite easy to ensure that you never see them again so there's nothing to lose. And usually everyone shares their best stories/events because you are going to burn through all of them in a couple of nights. On top of all of that, everyone is just in a good mood in general since they aren't working and experiencing new things (which we crave). If the conversation stalls you can always talk about things to do about town or other cool places to visit. It's EZ-mode practice for autists.

>>1115370
Stayed exclusively at hostels when interrailing in eastern Europe with two mates. As far as charging phone goes I did it when I was sleeping and just kept it in the bed with me.

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>>1116323
Yer a fuckin legend, keking my balls off here

11 pump bro can I have some advice on gracefully exiting after i bust a nut? do you try to go for a round two if it's a good girl?

t. 9 pump bro

>Meet qt french exchange student in south korea
>get shitfaced and take her back to the hostel
>me and my buddy share a room, 2person bed
>friend offers to sleep on the floor
>fuck like a machine because alchohol and kamagra
>about to nut
>tell her i want to nut on her face
>she gets on her knees i nut on her face
>1 second later the lights go on
>friend screams from the top of his lungs SHOW ME THE FACIAL I SO I DIDNT STAY AWAKE FOR NOTHING
>I laugh
>girl is angry

She stayed over and we cuddled after but no round 2 because "your creepy friend might be listening"

>>1116615
I'm the same as you and people just come up to you and talk. Even if you're laying in bed. You shouldn't have to worry. I liked using tinder more than hostels for interaction tho. (locals)

>>1116615
If you get lonely you can ask people on couch surfing to chill. They always say yes because it's less commitment than letting you actually sleep there.

>>1116963
>getting cuck blucked

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>>1116929
If its a good girl i make her cum before i stick it in with oral and foreplay. Or every 10th pump pull it out and change positions to make it look like i want to fuck her differently like the stud that i am instead of patheticly busting a nut. Or pull it out and rub/lick her clit from time to time. But if its a slut who cares 11 pumps for the win.

>>1114493
>once I stayed in a hostel in the US
>they had a VCR and a bunch of VHS tapes
>I watched the Land Before Time
true story

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How do you meet girls while travelling in yurop?

Every girl I've ever hooked up with has been either initiated by her or slowly getting to know her via being in a club/class etc. together

no idea how to just get a girl in a few hours while partying ,clubbing etc.

>>1117149
It just happens faster when you're traveling. They know you're leaving soon. You're foreign to them or they're traveling too and want to go wild. I'm pathetic with girls at home but it's tons easier traveling.

>>1115896
godspeed on your future adventures 11 pumps mna

>>1117174
Will repeat, genuinely no idea where this meme comes from. I'm coming to the end of 5 weeks in Vietnam and I'm not aware of a single person who's hooked up with somebody else at places I've stayed, maybe it's the places I'm staying at being more relaxed or whatever, or the time of year means that pretty much everyone I've met is 25+ but still, genuinely have yet to experience this sexual free for all /trv/ goes on about so often

>>1117175
There is more bros stil got some drugs stories and tinder stories from back in holland.

>>1117180
we would love to hear them

>>1117149
11 pump man here.

1 use tinder

2 just talk to girls u autistic /b/tard

3 u are in another country

A-u can be whoever u want to be.
(Thats why i have fake fb acount so no back tracing)

B- no one knows u so u can make an ass out of yourself who cares. U have to fall a few times to suceed.

4- fake it until u make it.

5- use your goddamn mouth to barterskill that poontang. Play in to whatever this bitch wants to hear.

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>>1117183

11 pump man has a thing for finding crazy bitches on tinder

I hate u daddy girl,

Be me swiping skills over 9000

I have bunions on my fingers from swiping

MATCH-

8/10 body but butterface
Nice round ass and perky big tits.

Have a date with this meat cave

She comes over i cook for this bitch on the first date like the suave bastard i am.

Omg her voice. She has the most monotemous voice ever. Like fucking squidward from spongebob.

I convince her for a massage because im a slick fucking bastard.

I have pics wil dredge them up from my folders soon.

Its all a bit awkard because she does the whole i never do it this quick but you are a nice guy routine

Yeah bla bla bitch whatever.

She is on top and sits on my dick.

The second i enter her, this bitch starts sobbing.

Tears rolling down her face she says i hate u daddy.....

I am in a another dimension of awkardness.

Have no fucking idea how to respond.

Just lay there frozen. Like a btard

Whisper should we stop ?

She is like no i have this sometimes it has nothing to do with u...

I lay her down and try another position.

The akwardness is just too much.

I need to save myself.

Luckely i have a specially honed skill.

As i push it in again she starts sobbing.

11 pump man uses rapid pump.

3,2 seconds later hnmgggh and this bitch whispers fuck u daddy.

Get out go wash.

There is a musky smell in the air of akwardness.

Bring bitch to train station

Long akward walk of weird shame

Block her on fb and whatsapp.

These bitches have issues man.

>>1117188
fucking brilliant

>>1117190
>If u want me u get us both.
holy shit what the fuck was she thinking...dodged a bullet there my 11 pumped friend
>Have more pics if bros want
that would be generous

>>1117195
damn she is actually hot

>>1117195
not bad eleven pump,

but i gotta ask, do you really only last 11 pumps? why (does he wear the mask) ??

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>>1117189

I am not a slut,

At work swiping tinder in kitchen used to be a cook.

MATCH- because 11 pump man is a pro.

This bitch think she is assertive and spontaneous.

Hey anon come pick me up with a bottle of wine. Thinking i wont come.

Calm at work have friend take over my spot.

Im im the car at paul walker speed with a bottle of wine.

Its in fucking hilbilly farmers land.

This jizz guzzler lives in a camper in the backyard of her parents. (RED FLAG)

i app her. Ho come out. She is like omg u are not here.

Take bitch cruizing, go to this spot near her house by a big lake.

Park car at car parking.

Being the slick motherfucker i am i brought a blanket and some chocolate and bluetooth boxes.

Chill ar riverside at night.

This bitch starts chugging down this wine like kylie jenner does black cock

Out of nowhere a cop car arrives.

Officers get out.

"Hey what are u kids doing here"

Me: wel we are on a tinder date.

Officer: whats that.

I blurt our: u swipe pictures and if u want to fuck u can meet up.

This bitch her face: wat.jpg

Officer get knocked back by wave of akwardness.

Officer. Uuh oke well there are a lot of reports of rape at this lake thats why we are patroling.

This bitch sinks deeper in a quicksand trap of akwardness

Officers let me do alcohol test. Clear cuzz no drink aplha.

Cops fuck off.

There is a wall of awkardness i have to chip away to get this to work.

Bitch has a bottle of wine downed.

Commence kissing.

Commence fingerbang.

She pushes hand away: im not a slut i dont do on first date.

Ill be fucking damned.

Keep pushing bitch wont budge.

Get tired and straight up whip dick out and start pulling my rapid fire edgy trigger finger.

Slut get turned on. No i cant have sex im not a slut.

She pulls down bra and says cum on my tits.

Yeah thats not slutty at all.

11 tugs on this weapon of short function.

Pop pop pop all over here tits.

Bring her home.

I am not a slut...

Pic after jizztits session

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>>1117212
Nawh i have good days and bad but mostly its patheticly fast. Also because these degenerate whores let me do all this sadastic shit that just fucking turns me on like crazy. And most of the times im very selfish and just want to cum.

Pic is munich fridge raid girl.

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>>1117183

Play dead tactics,

Matching a fat behemoth on tinder.

This bitch is as big as the behemoth super mutant from fallout.

Hides it well on her pictures but i am on to this bitch.

30 min in convo confeses that she is raped by grandpa (RED FLAGG)

has all these sub fetishes.

Bitch drives 3 hours to my place.

I open up door. This bitch is as huge as a space marine.

Im 196cm she just came in under 194.

She litterly could be a sumo wrestler.

Go to my room. Smoke a joint. Bitch brought a bottle of wine. Downs it like a pro.

I proceed to smack her and choke her arround.

Try to stick it in the mass of fat she calls ass.

No it hurts.crymeariver

Push her on bed.

i can litterly surf on this whore her body.

A new definition of on top.

As i pump around for 10 times i smack this bitch in her face.

See a little tear in her eye.

11th pump

HNGGGH.

As i roll of this mass of fat on my bed.

She is like no u did not came already.

She is like i want another round.

Bitch i already came and dont care.

She starts pushing me in bed and demanding.

Remember grandpas advice if youre atacked by a huge bear.

Playdead.jpg

Snorlax: oh no u aint sleeping.

Tries to wake me up.

11 pump man uses sleep.

Hear this bitch talking about how much i suck

Dont care and fall asleep

This bitch couldnt drive home cuzz still drunk.

She stays up all night in my bed on her phone.

Everytime i wake up a little remember to play dead.

Bitch leaves first thing i morning.

Feel like i survived death by snu snu.

>>1117227
lol

But srsly you should have known, i mean just look at those blubbery cheeks

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>>1117183

Balaton lake mistake.

Be with 2 bros at balaton lake Hungary

Meet two german girls.

Target aquired. One bro has gf so single bro and me go on hunt.

Smalltalk these whores.

Invite bitches to our bungalo for a bbq.

They come over.

Mine is a 7/10 tongue piercing fit body. Blonde curls

Friend goes for the petitie short blond haired one 6/10

After dinner commence drinking.

Bro takes petite whore to his room above.

He proceeds to slam this bitch so hard the lamps are moving on the ceiling.

Me and curly slut look at lamp and laugh.

This is my moment make a move.

Starts kissing and getting a bj. Omg piercing is amazing.

Bro walks down for water with enormeous boner under towel.

GOOD JOB BRO KILL THAT BITCH.

Curly whore blushes.

In an autistic fit think every german girl likes anal.

Try to ram it in her ass rawdogg.

She freaks out.

Oke gues not.fakegerman

Start spooning and before i know it Hngghhh.
In that same second horny groginess wears off.

Realize one sentence. I am a christian.

Mind realizes christians dont take anti conception.

So the second i came patheticly fast. The first thing comes out my mouth While spooning her.I stutter like a beta. U...u..u are on the pill right?

As my flacid cocks slides out of this whore in shame dripling cum

Yes i am she says.

HALELUJA.JPG.

feel she is disapointed.

Dontcare.jpg no pregnany mofos !!

Mfw she says no.

>>1117177
I think it's odd that you haven't. I disagree so much with the "if you can't get laid at home, you can't get laid traveling" meme so much

>>1117216

I read all your stories, they are rad.

>>1117233
11 pump man aproves of this. If u cant hook up abroad your a beta ass cuck faggot.

>>1117232
She lied to you Anon. A bare faced lie.

Get ready to pay some child support when she eventually finds you.

>>1115573
>>1115573
>Garlic flavoured Korean pussy
I'm oddly jealous

>>1117270
11 pump man is prepared bro.

1-ive been creeping on her fb in a steady relationship for years

2- she thinks i live in holland but im traveling through sea this whole year.

3- I probaly did so much drugs in my days that my semen has turned.

4-no bitch ever bests 11pump man

>>1117183
Bro in the closet,

Be young 11 pump man.

Bro has a girlfriend who is slutty which he banged.

Says bro u can bang her too.

Commence creep,

Talk this bitch into a massage.

Smoking weed with other bro.

Have a closet in my room as big as the wall.

Bro, u should get in closet with my dads camera and film this.

Bro: yeah man im fucking down.

Bro is hardcore stoner and has a cold.

Slut comes over.

Commence massage and creeping on this poonhound

Hear a cough coming out closet.

She is like wtf is that.

Im like ughh uugh something down my throat.

She fucking buys it.

Put music on louder, fuck stoner bro.

Commence fingerbanging

A breeze of fish odor hits me.

Smells like the tokto fish market.

Get disgusted abort mission.

Make a bullshit excuse that i have to pick up ny dad from hospital.

Again this gullible bitch buys it.

The second i kick her out my house run upstairs to bro.

Now important detail: this is holland. Everyone rides bikes.

She got on her bike and left.

My teenage fuckboi brain didnt realize she would ride past the front of my house.

Where my room its window is.

Where im screaming to my bro.

BROOO THIS WHORE SMELLED LIKE ROTTEN FISH.

At this moment we both see something in corner of oure eyes.

Fishgirls biking past....looking to my room..

She never ever said a word to me again.

>>1117301
>>1117299

I love you 11 pump man. more stories pls. I hope you will make it to 12 pump someday.

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>>1117183

Karma is a bitch,

Oke this is a rather special one.

Be young 11 pump man.

Find girl on MSN (those where the days)

Start chatting. There is a hitch. There always fucking is.

She is in a wheelchair. BUT temporary.

Says she has a neurological thing that will be over in a few weeks.

11 pump man is sceptical but gives benefit if doubt.

Groom and talk into this whore for weeks.

Bitch can walk again. HALLELUJAH.

She comes over and we smoke a baf ass hasj joint.

This bitch is fucking wasted.

Go to my place.

11 pump man is prepared.

Had set up msn with webcam conversations with like 5 bros.

Turn of monitor and point webcam to bed.

Commence my slick fucking techniques.

Get lamest bj ever because both very young.

Put on condom.

Try to squeeze it in. Bitch is too tight or nerveous or akward or a bit of everything.

Again try to push dick in several times. Push again for the 11th time.

Hngghcome inside condom with not even the tip in.

Oke im bored.

Make bullshit excuse that my dad has longue problems and i need to pick him up from hospital.

Uhh ooh oke anon. But i cant go home high..

Both walk out my house.

Akward hugg for goobye at station.

I race on through to my bros

Walk into a heroes welcome

Joints already rolled.

Light one and bros are like u are going yo burn in hell u degenerate bastard.

Now here comes the karma part.

Bitch got mad cuz she walked around my town for hours to get sober.

We get into fight, no one fucks with 11 pump man.

Show the webcam session to some of her friends.

She completely freacks out. Saying you will get what u deserve u bastard.

8 months pass forget about this bitch.

Walking home from street one night with a bro.

Door opens and this neo nazi from the block said ohh shit waddup.

Punches me straight in je jaw. WHAT DE FUCK U DID TO MY NIECE U SAND NIGGER.

Nigger chipt a front tooth.

We trade a few punches.

Both walk off.

Small chip in front tooth.

11 pump man deserved that one.

>>1117299
You're joke's. I'm curious though... Do you fuck much decent looking women? Do you have a thing for fatties or do you just not care what they look like?

>>1117336
He's a sandnigger so he has to take what he can get. He's also cancer, one step away from being a namefag.

>>1115070
Ever translate what the note said ?

anyone ever stay at Generator Hostel in Amsterdam? I'll be staying there in September.

I stayed at Generator Venice and it was really nice, so I hope it's just like there

>>1115847
>implying every girl isn't already on birth control from the age of 15

Also in Europe we take rape pretty serious. You'll be deported from the first attempt, macaco.

>>1115850
forced memes are cancer. try reddit if you're this desperate.

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>>1115881
>>1115870
>>1115868
>>1115820
>>1115817
you should really stop posting. you're not nearly as funny as you think you are. faggot.

>>1115750
i was staying at a hostel in gare du nord a couple months ago, you're talking shit mate, its safe as long as you don't start shit with anyone.

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>>1117381
fuck you nigger, I like 11 pump man.

>>1117381
Ignore this faggot, we love you, 11 pump man

>>1117379
I'm from Amsterdam so I haven't stayed there but if memory serves me right Generator Amsterdam is not at a great location, a bit far from the centre if you're walking but a nice park nearby. I go to school very close to it, check out Waterlooplein and the neighbourhood around it, it's pretty nice.

>>1117381

His stories are hilarious. I've been keking at them all afternoon.

#11pumpman

>>1117425
>>1117429
>>1117433
bogans detected

you know 4chan is 18+ right?

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>>1117336
Well if u want to hook up with some decent ones u have to grind some wild boars for some xp amirite bro.

Pic related one of the top tier ones.

11 pump man goes hard on the grind bro !!

>>1117381
11 pump man does not care about your petty opinions.

I mean u are lesser then the bitches he jizzes on pre maturely.

U are litterly les then cum recepticles.

11 pump man is in malaysia now.
Will type more if i have some time today.

>>1117380
Yea, as if I'd use a condom to rape someone WAHAHAHAHHAA

they'll just jump on my rooster, man

>>1117474
hey 11 pump man, where are you atm??

>>1115731
Noordwijk isn't Amsterdam faggot. Noordwijk is Noordwijk. Great story though. I'm a local and used to be a regular patron at the Piggy

Going to a hostel sounds fun, but reading about all this shit getting stolen makes me anxious about actually booking one, consindering the cheapest hotels aren't that more pricey

>>1117566
Kuala lumpur baby. Slut capital.

>>1117577
any stories about sketchy ways to make money abroad? specially SEA.

doesn't even need to be super illegal or violent shit... stuff like pretending to be a businessman, being a peasant in movies, etc

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>>1117585
I train and treat people.
Give yoga classes. Massage, Manual therapy.
Nutritional advice and personal training. Go past gyms and give workshops. Just get myself out there but im a urop medical specialist qualified so easy mode.

But sketchy stories.

Buy in weed in cambodia/thailand/vietnam and sell it through to stupid tourists.

Buy cheap ass weed in cambodia and make edibles and ask redicilous amount of money.

Go to partys where stupid tourist chads go all out fucking drunk. Free i phones and wallets for the grabbing.

Get cheap painkillers sell them to chads with money pretending its xtc. U wil never see them again.

But yeah so far i found out u can just bluff whatever u like. Fake it until u make it.

I photoshopped a fake teaching certificate and gave lessons at private schools.

And a lot of SEA countries have white privelage. As a foreigner u just have money thrown at you.

And im a filthy fucking thief so do a lot of shoplifting. Saves a lot of money.

All u need is a alpha attitude.

>>1117604

You're a piece of shit, scum of the earth.

>>1117604
nice dude, looking forward to become you in the future.

Hostels are good for those who don't wanna spend a fortune and don't mind being among people. I have always had good experiences in hostels, except for one in china town in nyc which I would't advice even to my worst enemy. Read the feedbacks first, you don't wanna have surprises regarding the igene and stuff.

>>1117604
>based af anti-chad
thank you based anon

>>1115868
Best one yet I'm fucking dying

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A fudgy canoo ride for survival,

11 pump man on otres beach cambodia.

There is this beach restaurant. Owner has a coffeeshop in Amsterdam.

Dutch quality hasj and amazing dutch fries

They made these weedfudges here.

But made with properly done weed butter.

Weed is a dollar a gram in cambodia.

These things are military grade.

Everyones spaces balls on one.

Be 100 kg over cocky 11 pump man.

Buy 3.

Decide to take all three for breakfast and go rafting down a cambodian river that run by thr village.

Have a joint rolled beforehand. Little bluetooth boxes on me.

Johhny cash playing while im paddeling down river to the ocean.

Get at ocean, im higher then snoop dogg and johhny cash runningen a weed farm in Colorado.

Seas are rough. Things get scary.

Decide to paddle back.

Upstream....

11 pump man is genious enough to do all these fucking trips in 35 celcius degree sun.

Im higher then cheech and chong in swaziland africa.

Feel like dying.

Its so fucking heavy..

Middle of nowhere.

Cant fall over in this kanoo in this dirty ass water.

After hours of grinding like a champ arrive back in village.

Get on scooter go to beach.

Smoke amazing hasj through a nice pipe at beachbar.

Orde some dutch fries.

Life is good !!

>tfw kissless virgin
>this guy who is more autistic than me is having sex with cute girls
why even live brehs ;_;

>>1117604
You should check out Japan, it's shoplifters paradise.

I literally stole a chair with a pair of new shoes on it from a Don Quixote department store by literally just walking out with it.

Alpha male shit, bro.

>>1117807
>believing any of the /b/-tier fables.

>>1117604
I do pretty much the same shit, but I don't have a degree so I can only do it to ppl I know

martial arts (bjj, muay thai, wrestling)
nutrition
how to pick up sluts (don't charge for dat YET)

funny thing is I'm brazilian and look Armenian or Georgian... maybe I can even pass as a Syrian refugee in europe!

>>1117833
>I can't get laid therefore nobody can

>>1117811
Owh bro 11 pump man just did the whole month of april in japan.

300 dollar knife kitchen knife.
All my groceries from seven eleven daily.
Clothes at harajuku, souveniers.

I almost felt bad for it was so easy.

My bag was so fucking full going back.

Be 11 pump man.

Doing a abdomen massage course in chiang mai thailand.

Find this host on couchsurfing. 37 year old french woman who is also a therapist so she claimed.

In messaging we had a lot in common and wanted to discuss that in person.

She picks me up for the airport.

She had a limp (red flagg)

Ask her whatsupp with that ?

I had a motorcycle accident 8 months ago..

Bitch that is too fucking long ago to have a limp.

Get to her place, amazing gated community with a pool and very luxurious.

She has this labdrador that is old as fuck. I mean this thing is about to keel over any minute.

This bitch talks to this dogg like its the love of her life. (RED FLAG)

as in there all these weird details come floating up to the surfice.

This whore has not worked in 3 years...
(How the fuck u pay all this then) (RED FLAG)

She says the reason we are matched is because her ex husband was also Iranian and a therapist.

He got killed by the regime because they where going to start a community of world class healers in Iran.. ? (WTF RED FLAG)

She talks all these contradictive stories, my body cant handle anything chemical thats why i eat as pure as possible. Had all these allergies. Litterly as she is saying this she opens a bagg of doritos....

She says the same about the fucking dogg that he is so sensitive.. while feeding him fucking candy...

I get more anoyed by the second.

We go to this these hotsprings and get a room because she wanted to show me the healing effect of the water.

She takes the fucking dying old dogg with..

Mfw when this dogg gets a nosebleed in the spring resort.

This crazy bitch flips her shit.

We pack everything and have to get to animal hospital.

This lunatic drives like a bat out of hell.

I am deathly afraid and pray for my life.

>>1117954 (You)

We get home eventually after hours at this fucking hospital where they said its just a little iritation of the nose..

and i just pack my shit and leave with a bullshit excuse...

Con

This whore starts crying her eyes out:

Her: What is wrong with me that u leave....

Her: Was i not a good host...

Her: How can u be this insensitive..

I shush this whore with a its not u its me story.

Find a cheap hostel in town stay there for the rest of this course.

Got away safely... wtf man....

>>1117940
what is up with shoplifting in Japan? why is it so easy? do they not see because is too crowded? or are they too beta to do something?

also, what is the worst punishment u could get? getting deported is not that bad

>>1117985
>what is up with shoplifting in Japan?

It's one or two assholes trying to force a meme.

It's no easier or harder to shoplift in Japan than anywhere else. You will probably be seen doing it (no, most stores aren't that crowded and many have video cameras). Some anons on /trv/ believe the Japanese will be too beta to do anything if they're seen stealing -- maybe yes and maybe no, but for sure the Japanese are quite capable of calling the police. As a foreigner in Japan you stick out like a sore thumb and will be easy to find if the police are looking for you. What's the worse that you can get if you're caught? I think it depends on the value of the item, and your attitude. The police in Japan don't fuck around; they're quite capable of keeping you in jail for a few days, and who knows what accidents you may have there? You'd then be turned over to immigration police -- these guys have a nasty reputation, so more possible accidents waiting to happen -- and deported after a few days. Of course, you'd never be allowed back in the country, and quite probably details of your fuck-up would be given to your home country's police (so now you have a record if you fuck up again). All in all it probably isn't worth it, and in any case adults who shoplift (except when they're desperate for food) are scumbags through and through.

This Japan shoplifting troll has been really annoying lately. Obviously he's a beta turbovirgin who has never even been to Japan but tries to force some strange fantasy meme here.

>>1117958
>this birch talks to this soft like it's the love of her life

How is that a bad thing or a red flag? People love their pets, not hard to understand.

This thread has been completely derailed by one asswipe posting his fantasy stories.

>>1118011
I'd say it was worth it

>>1118025
Well... this thread was shit to begin with. So nothing of value was lost.

>>1117854
I'm 33, married (for 1 year now, together 6 years in total), and though I rarely go to hostels anymore, I started when I was 22. I have my share hostels sex, and I've shared them on the board many times. (I got a handjob/bit of sucking from a 46-year old Estonian MILF in a hotel sauna several months ago, don't tell the wife.)

>>1118060
In 11 years, got half a blowjob LOL

>>1118086
LMAO LOLZ. Do you know how read, dipshit?

That was merely the last thing, and just by chance. I've got plenty more stories than that... In the 7ish years I've been on /trv/, I've told all my stories at some point or another. I'm not really interested in an e-dick swinging contest. I'm married, I don't seek out hostel sex anymore (unless it's with the wife -- but like I said, we rarely go to hostels anymore).

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Fantasy>>1118010

Yes but i love animals too. But fucking kissing this dog and acting way way too over the top..

>>1118006
Whole month of april sakura season. Suck it !!

Fuck u 11 pump man does not care about your opnions on a forum. He just shares his experiences for the bros.

>>1115465
>raw horsemeat
lol nope

>>1118108
HEY 11PUMP MAN, JUST DID SOMETHING IN YOUR HONOR

this girl I'm fucking often says her brother is home, so we can't bang there

I say ok let's go out somewhere

She gets here all dressed up

Ok let's go to a motel

I go to the one that looks the shittiest (cheapest)

30 reais for 2 hours (around 9 usd)

room towels are wet, bed is wet

I go there and say I want another one

Realize exit gate is open

wonder if I could leave without paying after I fugg

1st time 69 I cum kinda fast
2nd time couldn't even feel my dik and got tired of thrusting

she's pretty gud at sex imo so I still came

sleep for a while

get redy 2 leave

gate is open, lady who is the cashier is not paying attention

VRUNHEUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

You saved me 8$, 11 pump man. Please teach me more.

Random thought : I wonder if my sperm tastes bad... They never swallow it

Let me regale you guys with the tale of the time I took a beta's virginity.

>be me at 19
>got tired of life in general, tired of seeing the same things every day
>pack myself a backpack and hop on a plane to Yurop
>first day, it's in London
>find myself a cheap hostel, book for a couple of days
>beta staying in the common room
>gangly motherfucker, but overall 6.5/10
>target locked
>introduce myself, talk for a while, then get up and go
>later that night I return, he's in the dorms playing some sort of DS and sitting on his bed
>Say hi again, talk a little while longer.
>whole time I inch closer and closer
>it's about 11:45
>kiss him and then pin him down to the bed
>He stutters and tries to say something as I de-pants him
>pull my jeans and panties down and ride him
>he lasts all of 2 minutes
>I expected less
>Afterwards he mutters something about his virginity
>Tease him for the rest of my time in London but never let him touch

>>1118443
what a waste of time,geez

maybe you are a closeted lesbian

>>1118451
oi someone's gotta get the betas laid

>>1118443
Kinda wish you would ride MY beta-ass DICK.

>>1118459
Well, if we ever meet, I'm Kyla.

>>1114571
things that happened

>>1118443
So raped someone. Nice.

>>1118618
Silly anon, male rape isn't a thing :^^^^^)

Sure is /b/ in here.

>>1118478
Ah fuck mate I don't remember the hostel but it was one of those janky ones by the sugar mill in King's Cross, I think it's where all the strippers stayed

>>1118679
Hey, out of curiosity, how many one night stands have you had in your life?

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>>1118696
Without running through my mental list in detail, I believe it's 13. All before I was 26, when I began dating my current girlfriend.

Now, this may depend if you strictly mean never talked to them again after (which I think is exceptionally rude, 2bqh -- but I have done this a couple times in my early 20s when I was a totally selfish little prick). Or if you only count P-in-V sex as legit, as a couple were just blowies. One instance (at a music festival) involved too much alcohol and weed for either of us to finish to satisfaction. In that case, she gave me a handjob in the morning, and we met up a week later for a date/fuck, plus several times thereafter, so I usually *do* include it in my fuckbuddy/casual sex list -- every time we were together was purely about sex. Turns out she had a boyfriend in Iraq that she hadn't seen in over a year, lel.

Not included here are girlfriends (whether long or short term, of course).

You?

>>1118740
Married oldfag. Probably every week or more when I was in a London hostel, a little less when I lived elsewhere in London, two or 3 times a month in nz, weekly-biweekly in Australia, like 3 in a week in Thailand, more than weekly in Sweden, man I pulled some ridiculous shit there.

I would guess 80 or so p in V random backpacking hookups. A lot more shitty handjobs and half bang bullshit. In 2.5 years backpacking. Random bangs with drunk chicks, where I didn't even see those sluts again.

>>1118740
OK the general rule is

>you can't comment about sex unless you've slept with at least 20 women.

This isnt a rule that can be enforced but one you must know in your heart. You can't make judgement on any hedonistic activity that you have yet to experience.

Unless you intimately know the thrill of talking a drunk vacationer from the states into getting rawdogged in a stairwell, you can't really comment.

>>1118740
>you fucked a girl with a boyfriend in Iraq
You're a fucking Jody

>>1114493
Went to a hostel. Australian stole some of shit.. the end

>>1118817
Cool story, bro.

>>1118818
Yea, nah, cunt. Fuck off your Real Traveller bullshit.

Hedonism is fine. Writing out BS stories like a /b/-tard, referring to yourself in the third person, over-the-top boasting like a 14 year old, being a sandnigger, that's cancer.

>Unless you intimately know the thrill of talking a drunk vacationer
Fucked an Austrian girl raw, in an alley around the corner from a club in Paris. She disappeared without an adieu (saw her dashing out to a bus stop with her friend) about 2-3am. Never spoke again. When I was 24, fucked a sweet naive 17-year old Russian-Latvian girl raw at a hostel in Riga. She was there by herself for some country-wide school competition in English speeches. Here I am, the only English native-speaker around. Impressing her was easy, and she was hot as balls. Turkey shoot. Hostel was small, single-story, so we made-out/fucked in the building's basement next a boiler. Meant to hang out again (this was before cellphones were as ubiquitous as today), but we never crossed paths again at the hostel. She was gone during the day time, and I was mostly out till late, and only there 3 days. Kind of a shame, she was a stunner, pretty eager, and I was hoping for a second crack at her platinum blonde bush.

>>1118849
Not my problem. Her choice, and I'm not American anyway. Actually it was I who (indirectly) questioned her about why she never really talked about herself or life that much. I was fine with just sex at the time, but found it odd she never opened up more. That's when it came trickling out, she had a boyfriend who was deployed and even when he did come back to base, didn't make any effort to see her (she was poorfag student, couldn't afford the travel out). Sounded like they were on the rocks, so whatevs.

>>1118885
Maybe this guy was cancer, but at least he didn't come off as a bitter faggot with uninteresting stories

>Be me
>Be in Osaka
>Meet some Jap girl been chatting up on some penpal website
>Go to Izakaya with her
>1200 yen for unlimited drinks for 1 hour
>Turns out she is some weird lolita/cosplay girl
>Gotten kinda chub used to be hot af on her card she gave me by the looks
>Long story short end up back at her place
>Thought Japanese people were supposed to be tidy
>Like holyyy fuck
>Almost no room to walk anywhere
>About 12 large tied up trash bags haven't been taken out
>Piles of random stuff everywhere
>1 room full of boxed figurines, wigs, costumes, just piled really high
>Place kinda smells bad
>It's like a hoarders special on Oprah
>Bathroom mouldy af
>Bathroom also covered in hentai posters and stuff like that absolutely everywhere
>End up banging this girl
>Opposite to 11 pump man
>Best sex of her life, multiple orgasms inc eating the puss (after she's showered)
>Keeps asking me to be her bf
>Already explained and explain again I'm a tourist
>Tells me that she can be my Japanese gf, and I can have other girls
>Still nope, she obvs has major issues
>Hassles me over line about for a few months after

One other story getting laid for a week in Japan with a filo girl English teacher, though was forced our last time (her on me).

>>1118934
>you still fuck her after seeing all this shit
>you still eat her out

i love eating girls out, but wtf man. jesus christ. this was not a fun story.

>>1118935
>unlimited drinks before hand

>>1116524
>sunday
>clubs closed in berlin

Whut. Sunday afternoon/early evening is the best time to go to clubs in berlin.

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11 pump man is back haters !!

Be the quick draw stud of the low lands

Be 23 years. This 15 year old whore is half polish half arabian.

Her daddy was a steel factory owner. Rich as fuck. Got himself a polish hooker trophy wife.

This bitch never worked a day in her life. Daddy loaded as fuck. Always high on coke and champagne 7 days a week.

I fucked her once after a night of work (be bartender at sleezy bar) did not know her age until long after.

This bitch got some dick handeling skills that would make u doubt the meaning of life.

Meet her one night with both her parents at this fancy club where i just started working.

As she spots me behind the bar her eyes light up.

She grabs her phone and whatsapps me. U dont know me sandnigger be cool.

I whastapp back whats it worth to you ?

She is like what do u mean ?

Meet me in the bathroom next to smokers lounge upstairs.

Follow her up into this toilet.

She sits on the toilet and looks at me angry.

Ram my rapid fire rifle in her mouth.

She deepthroats like the filthy slut she is.

I banged her mouth to hell for a full off 11 pumps.

Hngghhh come in this bitch her mouth, zip up pants and walk away.

Go back to work behind the bar as this little slut joins her parents at this event with my semen stil in her mouth.

Have the dirtiest little grin on my face the rest of that night.

Pic related she was 16 there. Have 2 more stories about her and her daddy issues.

>>1118934
gonna be in Osaka for 3 weeks from Sunday.
Was she at least cute?

>>1119048
She was still cute just not the 9 she used to be.

> Be 19 year old Peruvian living in Lima
> Decide to hitchhike to mancora, a tourist beach in the north of the country
> after a week get there with two buddies and meet up with girls from university who took a flight (pussies)
> check into loki hostel, super nice and great atmosphere at night. every night there are drinking games and such. Super hippy vibe. room doors have no locks.
> girls check into a private dorm. Me and my two friends in a shared dorm with two brittish chicks
> second day isralian dude checks into our dorm. after getting drunk with him that night at the bar become friends
> isralian guy is accepted into our "university group" of friends
> go out one night without israli dude
> take acid on the beach
> trip balls
> acid finally comes down and decide to head back with one of my friends
> climbing up stairs towards room at about 4-ish AM
> one of the british girls from our dorm comes running down the stairs yelling "RAPE!"
> rushes past us says something histerically - impossible to understand
> not sure what to do
> decide "fuck it" and keep climbing stairs to the room
cont.

> other british girl is still in her bed doesnt know what the fuck is going on
> israeli dude is in the bathroom showering
> everything seems normal here right?
> first british girl busts back into the room with hostel manager who is a giant of a guy.
> apparently what happened was the israeli guy got naked and started slapping his cock against one of the british girls while she was sleeping (the one who was still in her bed when we came up). The other girl woke up and started beating him with an empty bottle and the guy ran out of the room naked and hid inside another ocupied room in the hotel (because no fucking locks lol). Once the girl couldnt fing him she ran down yelling rape and the israeli guy took the chance to sneak back into the room, take a shower and poker-face this shit. the sleeping british girl had no clue all this happened
> eventually what happens is the guy comes uut of the bathroom and the manager kicks him out while still in his boxers. was close to wailing on him. would have been fun to watch.
> other people come out of their rooms
> guys comforting british girls
> one of the british girls starts accusing me and my friends of chauvanists for just standing there while the whole confrontation went down.
> bitch, we high as fuck

>>1118901
>bitter faggot
that's literally you, bro.

What's the matter, mommy didn't buy you the Xbox game you wanted?

>>1118817
Alpha male shit, bro

>>1119029
Go ahead champ

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You know, I often wonder if these stories are true, but at the end of the day i don't care. They're great.

God bless you, 11 pump man

Is 34 too old to stay at a hostel? Will I be outcasted? Will I still get sex with hot girl?

>>1119803
Everyone who isn't a pathetic beta can get laid at a hostel. It's literally the easiest place on earth.

Why do you think even the autists who post on 4chan swap sex stories?

>>1119797
>You know, I often wonder if these stories are true
You actually wonder, like you aren't sure and think these might be real? Seriously??

>>1119803
It's not too old generally speaking, but if you act like a creep desperately hitting on every 18 year old girl, you will not be popular.

>>1119824
>implying autists travel or ever come to /trv/

>>1119824
>>implying the sex stories are actually true

>>1115573

Wanna go on a trip to a place with "great" beaches, turquoise-beautiful sea, beautiful nature, cheap, warm-tropical climate and possibly good food.

Is south-central africa good m8? If you've been there you must've done some research I guess.

>>1114984
sheeeit, i tought europe hostels were safe, if someday i travel there ill be cautious, thanks for sharing that
>>1115070
nice man, how do i into become a host recepcionist and travel being a chill guy?
>>1115111
top kek
>>1115381
>Doc laughed his ass off and said I had crabs that were able to survive in my copious body hair and somehow got an STD on my chest.
what the fuck
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>>1119864
Mozambique. Some of the best beaching I've ever encountered. Also incredibly cheap.

I'm 23 and travelled a lot growing up due to my dad's job. I've never stayed in a hostel though; might go somewhere this summer just for the experience of visiting one

>>1114984

Well, a respectful thief huh?

>not sleeping cuddling your backpack

>>1114493
>Curacao
>bang old Dominican lady no ones around
>walk out postcoitus to every person staying so far outside my door in kitchen snickering
>highfive.jog

>>1114927
mfw did this in Taiwan.
>first time traveling
>new years eve
>drunk
>dont know the language
>go into hostel and sleep on beanbag chairs in lobby
>idgaf
>they wake me up like 4 hours later and kick me out

>>1116963
Jesus Christ what a cuck