/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Mad Magazine Edition
Last Thread: >>9992815
[NEW RELEASES]
>Soundtrack (Vol. 1)
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-FLAC-OST01.zip
Torrent: https://su-g.pw/f4z96
iTunes: http://apple.co/2riEbl9
>Steven Universe "Wanted"
Mega: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw!p10X0I5Z
Direct: https://sug.rocks/dl.html#0501i
Marebucks: Starting https://marebucks.com/sun/127
Dailymotion: https://www.dailymotion.com/playlist/x4w9p0
[NEWS]
>Art book "Art and Origins" available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Graphic novel "Anti-Gravity" available for pre-order
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt and comics: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Soundtracks: https://mega.nz/#F!Bxcn3LbC!JZSLtIcE_E510tzc3czCdg
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
[SoundCloud] aivi & surasshu (rip)
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
Gems should spank Steven.
>>9996232
Agreed
>>9996213
huehuehue
>>9996215
http://flockmod.com/sugilite
Wanna draw or talk CMON ON DOWN
First we'll push the Seracens from Europa, then we'll claim the Holy land!
>>9996268
I wasnt expecting this lol
>>9996260
MEMES UP WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM!
Gems should be farmers
Ronaldot when
Here's Lapis
reminder that he got away with making fun of a cancer kid just because his girlfriend worked with pearl on a meme panel
>>9996323
Semen farmers who tend to balls.
When
You've been naughty Anon, it's time for a spanking.
Dark Lord Ragus
250,000 HP
70% weapon resistance
99% magic resistance
-9999% food resistance
Spells: Purge
-1,000 HP
Deals 10,000 acidic damage
No more shame. No more fear. No more dread.
>>9996365
How do i feel like that
>>9996375
It's fine when aliens do it.
>>9996348
Don't reply to me.
>>9996375
I know you saved those pics, anon.
>>9996384
It's still pedo.
I am Rone with the Jennifer collage
>>9996287
You're welcome
I WANT POIL TO SIT ON MY FACE.
I WANT HER TO MOTORBOAT MY VISAGE.
>>9996396
Literally nothing wrong with alien pedos.
>>9996399
Oh Christ she has negative sharingan
>>9996399
Here is Deedee's
>>9996345
i hope this fucking nigger kys
>>9996419
And here is Kimberly's
>>9996399
all the VAs are cuuuuute
>>9996419
Why is her name contains only 2 letters? Is her father was in afrait to forget her name?
Gems should rape Steven.Post Steven rape.
>>9996419
I still want to fuck dee dee and dietz
>the closest to lewd dee dee is that shitty rap video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t99bpilCKw
MATPAT'S "WHO KILLED PINK DIAMOND" WHEN.
>>9996454
Pedo.
>>9996440
I'm calling the police.
>>9996453
*2 syllables
I will find you
>>9996354
kill yourself
Why hasn't this guy been banned for spam?
Even if I got Poil, it still wouldn't fix the cracks in my mental health.
What if I go insane and murder her?
>>9996484
do it
>>9996474
Where do you think you are?
F-F-F-THICK
>>9996345
Office Space
>Home
Needed to get Patreon money for a studio and is just using their house
>>9996494
-THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP-
-PLEASE HELP ME-
>>9996381
It's in all of us, but sometimes we need others to see it. Loving and being loved sometimes helps to come to terms with oneself.
>>9996453
>Deedee
>DD
>Double D
D E E P E S T L O R E
Making fake title cards
Give me the title, writers/storyboarders and i'll make a title card for you.
If you want to make your own here is the site
http://suepisodegenerator.000webhostapp.com/
>>9996454
Gotcha senpai
>>9996345
Vox is a nigger
>>9996559
Does Rebecca draw pictures of herself having sex with Deedee?
>>9996569
Pearl falls in love with a man
Writers :A pathetic anon.
>>9996569
ANON'S PEARL
Jew, psychopathist, magician, Anon and his pearl
>>9996583
Not sure, but we should.
>>9996573
Retarded pedo.
>>9996569
Lapis and The Gems Gangbang Steven
>>9996569
My wife Jasper
Written by me
>>9996345
the only reason is that he's a nigger
>>9996611
I know you love it
Show confirmed as cancer by CN themselves
>>9996569
Martha sees Lars' morning wood by Ian Jones don't know his last name and the new boarder whose name I've forgotten.
>>9996583
Quickly send it to zuke
>>9996634
Pedo.
>>9996634
hot
>post a literal cry for help
>nobody helps me
Fuck all of you.
>>9996704
Kys.
>>9996639
Rood
>>9996648
>he doesn't even know the crew names
you're shit in every way
>>9996712
end it all
I need pictures. Pictures of milfs and or monsters, and they better be pornographic!
>>9996712
You can't order empathy like a Hamburger, Anon.
What's the matter anyway.
>>9996712
>expecting help from the rock sex general in the literal trash can of the asshole of the internet
>>9996727
Mister it is 5am I am dying cut me some slack. I just like boner jokes. Is that a crime?
>>9996712
it will be okay
>>9996598
Done
>>9996737
opal is kind of milfy
>>9996737
>monsters
Gotcha famm
>>9996781
She's really not.
Hey, anon. I have faith you'll get there. No despairing, ok?
>>9996737
>>9996274
I'm not gonna join but if you post images from it or more stl Amy I'd be grateful.
I need pictures.Pictures of Lapiven and Gem Steven rape,and they better be pornographic!
>>9996759
make yourself a favor and commit suicide
>>9996812
Only if you stream yourself committing suicide.
>>9996781
That isn't at all what he asked for though.
>>9996759
well, I found it funny
>>9996829
Why don't you make like a tree and butt out?
Reminder that Jasperdemptionseason6 is confirmed and less than a season away
>>9996712
Dude, only you can help yourself. You know that you will only get letters on screen, sometimes written by heart, sometimes lies, most of the time something like "kys", but it's comfy to believe something will change that way, eh?
Train your imagination till you can hallucinate at will, do lucid dreams, hypnosis, get a cosplayer, bodypillow for fuck's sake, drugs if you are a total fucking loser, become an archmage and teleport in this show's world
The thing is, only you can put the effort into that. **Nobody gives a shit**. Well, maybe other pearlfags do, but the you have to waste effort to organise them, and they probably won't do shit.
>If you really want to do something, you'll find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.
>>9996879
>>9996606
Done
>>9996737
I would, but there's not a lot of good porn featuring Martha.
>>9996879
Godspeed, eternal jasperfag. I hope it will work out.
>>9996806
I can't tell if these are horrific 3d models or if it's just a drawing with terrifying depth in all the wrong places.
>>9996897
Thanks
>>9996712
What post was it?
I'm sorry I missed it. Want to talk anon?
>>9996901
lappy feet
>>9996930
lappy toess
>>9996712
Are you okay Anon?
>>9996899
Time to bust out that tablet Anon!
>>9996907
drawn with horrifying depth
>>9996894
This guy is a fag.
>>9996930
..bah.
Have another.
>>9996757
kill yourself
it's been more than an entire year
>>9996712
maybe don't look to 4chan for help?
just a thought
>>9996907
a drawing.
it's like a visual representation of the collective human suffering witnessed through the eyes of an alien. pretty impressive if you ask me
>>9996614
Storyboarders and writers?
>>9996901
It will, kind Lapisfag
>>9996961
Why tho? Why use such skills for this?
>>9996949
I don't have one and my artsy-fartsy skills were DOA when I was born.
>>9996973
since what?
>>9996971
very nice
>>9997006
Since the last time that image was posted
april 2016
you fucking cunt
>>9996994
You know, I'm looking forward to it.
>>9996987
A horny anon.
>>9996984
More like endless orgasm and pleasure to me.
That is wall of faitness
>>9997004
I know you can do it anon.
One day you'll make it.
>>9996973
not even the same images retard, therefore I will never change it
>>9996973
His version still looks better Indexer.
>>9997019
not me. But still, god time flies.
>>9997037
i was memeing. it's just a poorly drawn thing
that pic looks shitty. check the work of gustave Dore
>>9997106
I was too! hahah
>>9997100
Hm, which pony would be her favorite.
>>9997119
Let's not do that today.
>>9997119
Probably the pink, curly-haired one. That's the one that would remind her the most of Rose.
>>9997119
Twilight, like a gem with taste.
>>9997119
GOING TO FLAVORTOWN!
Is the anon who gave me a Discord link here?If so,pls resend.
>>9997217
Hello sorry I did send it but it didn't go through I guess. Please post your email again.
how will this show end? (if not cancelled)
Steven and the Crystal gems end up taking almost all gems from homeworld to earth after they lost faith in them and their dying planet. Only the diamonds and a few unredeemed gems are left there to rott.
>>9997118
i wonder why is that so common. people who knows how to shade and paint but not how to execute it. also how they get so far with that but their construction is so fucking poor
>>9996615
>>9997260
>>9997254
Easily. many people dont know what anatomy is. Just because they fuck one element of composition all the they. They master it but all other elements are fucked cuz they dont know how deal with them. You cant drawn without basics
>>9997260
Yeas that's me
>>9997258
Sent the name again
>>9997241
>if not cancelled
Not even going to bother answering you if you're unironically posting that.
>>9997278
>ywn see your lovely wife Jasper breastfeed your own child
Fucking kill me
>>9997202
Oh, we already know, what you really are
>>9997241
nah, they'll all be redeemed to some extent. The Diamonds will no longer be the matriarchs, however. Perhaps if Pink Diamond is remade they'll fuse and float off into space for eternity
>>9997307
how do you think it'll end? don't be shy
>>9997319
YOU will never see your lovely wife Jasper breastfeed your own child because Jasper is MY lovely wife and will breastfeed MY child
>>9997302
Sure that's the invite link?Not going through.
>>9997241
fusion orgy
>>9997371
you're waifu will breastfeed me and my child tittycuck
>>9997402
F L U O R I T E
I S
E N D G A M E
>>9997440
Define 'attractive animal'
wjat dpes /sugg/ think of fanfictions???
also
what
does /sug/ think of people who get high on ambien? (realy hard 2 get addicted and build a tolerante to youd have to do 20mg for like 5 months)
>>9997382
It's not an invite link it's a name/number you use to add me on discord
>>9997466
A sunfish.
The most majestic fish.
>>9997479
>>9997479
they're both shit, kick the pills or I'm visiting you tonight
pick up a real man's addiction like sex or alcohol
>>9997509
what's wrong with this cat?
>>9997524
It thinks it is a fish
What if you were sucking Pearl's dick and it tasted exactly like yellow curry?
>>9997479
Some fanfictions are passable. Drugs are bad.
>>9997514
I don't really know what this stuff means, but I find it funny. My dad's a CPA, so maybe I'll ask him what this stuff means.
>90 degrees, no AC
>parents running giant fans so I can't hear a thing in the house
>still uncomfortable and getting sensory overload from the loud fan and loud tv
>going to be like this for at least a week
>can't go out because I have to bring my stepdad somewhere, then pick him up, then go with my family somewhere
My sanity is slowly slipping away
At least I have you /sug/
>>9997584
you should molest your stepdad
>>9997492
I'm sure you're well aware
http://twitter.com/ltladylou/status/828238588777074689
>>9997584
>filename
KEK
>>9997594
I'm not attracted to 55+ year old men
What's up guys are you having a nice day?
>>9997584
take a cold bath jive turkey
>>9997622
you even used the same filename
>>9997623
horrible, i still have no gf
>>9997584
you need noise cancelling headphones.
>>9997640
It's gon be okay anon you'll find one someday
>>9997645
did someone say rape?
>>9997721
>>9997721
This is the Steven universe general, the answer is only yes
>>9997684
I do, mainly because if I have to keep hearing one of my parents clear their fucking throat every 30 seconds the entire day on top of everything I'll probably snap and kill something
>>9997637
Clover saves the filename when I download an image
>>9997628
I'll probably do that
I can't take the heat
>>9997742
oh, good
>>9997734
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
Gems should be whores
>>9997784
WAIT
>>9997721
ye,but lapiven
Which should I make into my new steam profile pic?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13233594
>>9997783
Good. Hope you get some relaxation
>>9997492
The unholy abomination
MOLYBDITE (closest thing to mola on wikipeidas mineral list)
A skyscraper height flying sunfish with nine eyes, awkward arms that come out from the sides,and a completely unmurderable vagoo. It's a very dark green with yellow streaks. It has a fucking sledgehammer with spikes for a weapon, like an autistic meat tenderizer, and it is basically kind of a big deal.
My art on computers sucks and so does my camera quality should I take a picture of this disgrace drawn so I would have a talented drawfag do it. It will be your nightmare.
>inb4 I have never heard anything more shit of an idea
It's that way on purpose. Have fun regretting the rest of your lives for reading this.
>>9997809
Oh, terribly sorry. I should ask for your consent first. So?
>>9997837
i don't think i'm your preferred gender, sorry.
>>9997523
>kick the pills or I'm visiting you tonight
please do
>>9997849
Not in favor? And there I was worrying it wasn't rape. And you know what they say, A HOLE IS A HOLE, HYUK
>>9997857
hear i cum fucccboi
>>9997820
Pedo.
When will my suffering end?
oh no lapis is dead..
>>9997903
And here we have a Lapis with a blood fetish after Steven rape.Glorious.
>>9997923
Pedo.
>>9997918
when you go meet some people?
>>9997922
*oh good lapis is dead
>>9997797
kinda hot
>>9997893
WAIT NO- OW
>>9997939
let me fap to lapiven and steven gangbang in peace anon,jesus
>>9998011
Kys.
>>9997939
Where do you think you are?
faggots like pedoanon and Indexer are why I prefer /co/
>>9998036
Not in the /tlhg/ take your pedoshit somewhere else.
>>9997823
I'm going end it around 15 votes, but right now 3 is winning.
>>9998054
Believe it or not /trash/ didn't have pedoanon before the migration
>>9998054
you mean the guy who keeps posting "pedo" or the people who post /ss/ or whatever?
which is weird since we also have Loud House threads in /trash/, which obviously chock full of incest
>>9997371
kill yourself
>>9997823
Alter the background of no.3.
>>9998105
>Everyone on 4chan jacks it to pedoshit
Kys.
>>9998113
god, the Loud House fandom is weird as hell. There was a loud house livestream and the where all rp as the characters, it was just creepy.
>>9997999
>>9998122
Thats my plan
>>9998130
SU fagets are singing. SINGING. That is deadpest deaps of shit
>>9998126
Most people do. The only reason it doesn't have the loli and shota boards anymore is that some people ended up posting actual CP.
>>9998151
SOMEONE GET THE SCREENSHOT
>>9998152
>Most people do.
Speak for yourself.
>>9998151
Howdy 'doodle! Have a big old hat!
>>9998130
an official livestream? Sounds kinda neat for the fans
>>9998163
>>9998151
>>9998149
singing is a very commonplace thing on 4chan, "/v/ sings" is practically a series
>>9998152
isn't loli and shota pictures a global rule? I figured they don't want the fbi hounding their ass for something an anon did
>>9998151
Why are you hiding sweetie?
>>9998168
If you look at it long enough it looks like a crossed-eyed Amethyst-Vidalia in the middle.
>>9998182
Peridoodle left Skinny for Jasper?
>>9998054
kys fag
>>9998195
Yeah, that shit is banned for a good reason.
>>9998194
that's generally a thing for fun since it's, anonymous. I guess it's another step up when you see people singing together at conventions
>>9997985
They have to, how else they'll get the money?
>>9998209
die die die die die
>>9998244
Pedo.
>>9998172
I speak from my personal experience. This general is the only place on the entire site where I managed to find people who get triggered about drawn porn of children.
>>9998195
Drawn CP is legal in most of the world. Now it's only allowed on /b/ because retards always end up posting illegal shit, so they want to avoid problems. Still, the /b/ archives even tell you that they'll report you to the FBI if they notice you're trying to look for child porn (there's a notice that tells you this before you try to do any search).
4chan is also the only popular site where I've seen people posting actual child porn (and immediately get banned), even outside of /b/.
>>9998244
Lapiven is DEAD.
Oh look, mozilla is breaking compatibility again.
>>9998268
I don't get it
>>9998274
shitheads made FF multiprocess, but it's naturally disabled since it's incompatible with several major addons.
>>9998220
man, Jasper must put on makeup like a elementary school kid with a crayola to paper.
I bet she would need lapis and peridots help every time
>>9998320
They fixed crashes. Now it happens not so often.
they make 64 version in 2k17 its better late then neven but kek
>>9998325
But she tries so hard
>>9999999
SO CLOSE
>>9998343
And that's all we can ask from her
>>9998337
Not the crashes. They somehow decide which addons "work" and which don't and disable the feature unltil either the addon devs fix it or you remove the addon.
>>9998353
Oh christ
>>9998378
hello sir, have you seen a doodle around lately?
Paying /trash/ femanon to send me nudes
>>9998343
And thats fine, it really is but sometimes you need a hand
also jasper for fuck sakes, use light blue eye liner
>>9998378
Excellent!
>>9998393
How much?
>>9998378
That hat makes you look ugly as shit
>>9998409
$150
>>9998432
No.
how unique.
>>9998443
Why not
my ear is normal now
>>9998455
Good
>>9998455
what did you do.
>>9996569
Off Colors: Alternate Ending. Boarders are Lamar Abrams and Jeff Liu.
>>9998353
Almost there, just a little bit more.
>>9998432
you realize you can get nudes from skinnier women online for free right?
>>9998453
I'm not whoring myself out on public forum for that much.
>>9998478
Yeah, but they don't like the same cartoon as me.
>>9998473
Snek waifu is good
>>9998467
i fixed my ear
Who pays for nudes
>>9998483
I meant in private
>>9998493
so is this post
here is your (you)
Pls anons,post sexual Lapiven.
I NEED IT.
>>9998501
I have a fetish for getting girls to whore themselves, and also financial domination
What's Pearl's favorite song (assuming she knew all songs up until today)?
This question goes for all gems btw.
>>9998519
Pedo.
>>9998495
sorry, I was unspecific.
what happened to your ear?
>>9998533
Shut up and let me jack it to Lapiven REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9998555
Pedo.
>>9998543
spider eggs
>>9998555
>]
>>9998378
I like how you and dot bought the same hats but I think the both of you need smaller sizes.
>>9998395
But pink was her mommy's color
>>9998568
...wat
>>9998593
acceptable
looking at a 2x2 its not SO bad.
So does the yellow lipstick stand for her working for YD
>>9998568
haha, gross
IT'S
Drawfags emerge and make this dammit
>>9997831
>>9998614
I think the editer might had that idea. Or as yellow combined with her eyes and gem.
>>9998378
Who took a fat shit on her head?
>>9998610
yeah some spider put some eggs in there
aint that some shit
>>9998639
Au shit.
>>9998684
Unpleasant situation for you and the spider.
Are the eggs alright?
>>9998712
Of course it's AU, it's too small to be Pearl's
>>9998639
https://youtu.be/ov1kjVvYpWk
obligatory.
>>9998755
Fuck Firefox. But fuck chrome even more.
At this rate it's gonna be Emacs final destination
https://static1.e621.net/data/3d/01/3d018732a0d22ed503737aa093663b08.webm
>>9998799
what is it.
>>9998799
Pedo.
>>9998810
Lioneven
Upload when?
>>9998799
I opened this, fuck you
>>9998821
>>9998845
Eventually. I'd let her settle more, she's very responsive so it can wait
>>9998787
I've given in to chrome, I'm 2 bad encounters away from disabling everything in umatrix and sealing everything in its dedicated sandbox and be fucking done with it all.
The future's so bright I don't need eyes to see it
>>9998799
>>9998810
kill yourself
>>9998755
>>9998787
Ever hear of Unity Web Player? Sites like Kongregate have tons of games that use it, but Chrome stopped supporting it, and Firefox a little while later. Unity was damn near replacing Flash in terms of browser gaming, and it keeps getting its support lost one browser at a time. So don't forget kids, not only do they succumb to idiots, they're also sellouts to Adobe.
>>9998799
Who? What? Why?
>>9998879
HTML5 lad
>>9998879
Unity web player IS and WAS a mess in terms of security, It came to no surprise that chrome disabled it, but I didn't know firefox also did that.
Check this.
>>9998799
This is the 2nd pornographic animation I've seen of this show, why the fuck does this exist anyway?
>>9998879
>Unity was damn near replacing Flash in terms of browser gaming
pffttt no it wasn't, it ran like shit and had a metric ton of vulnerabilities,
post 'em
>>9998660
I dont like it but if its symbolic then I cant fight it.
I have a soft spot for gems with makeup
but not clown status
>>9998945
This has gone too far too soon
>>9998923
Only the second?
I love pearl
>>9998945
What is Axolotls?
Testing.
>>9998920
missed, my dood
>>9999999
>>9999003
"The ball game ended 6 years ago..."
>>9998968
There's more? Not including gifs
>>9998945
>>9999049
Of course
>>9999061
Peridots audition was the only one I saw before that abomination, what are other examples?
So who do you think will get the GET?
>>9999052
Her gem about to sadly slip off
>>9999082
Calling it now, it's gonna be a huge faggot.
>>9999097
It's gonna be a pointless thread.
>>9999082
Best gem will
>>9999097
This.
things are moving fast, they want the get.
>>9999075
An anon here made a simple flash about pearl
>>9998946
I love them too, but there's too few stuff with it. And it seems Jasper is the only one wearing some kind of make up, aside form the Diamonds
We didn't deserve this.
how do i end it all
>>9999212
You live to old age.
>>9999240
hmm
>>9999212
how do i end it all but somehow make it related to me and Pearl? I want the World to know what they did to me. I want the world to know t
i love her and i want the world to know
I want is her and i dont know how to get her
i love her so much
>>9999240
That weirdly makes sense.
for those interested, trash is currently running at about 20 posts per second.
>>9999280
Live to old age, but make a cult about Pearl and in about 50 years make it big by going political.
>>9999315
Thanks for the info.
>>9999075
there's a pearl edit of one of minus8's work
muh digits
>>9999324
>>9999315
per minute, sorry.
you're welcome.
>>9999315
how does it compare to other boards?
>>9999337
Our digits
As long as /sug/ prevails
>>9999322
i could never do that. i cant grow to old age, i'm sorry.
I need to hug her now
What happened to that anon making a mommy pearl tulpa?
>>9999363
im weak
the pressure
>>9999363
Suicide is not the way. Why make a tiny footnote when you can live a long life preaching your love?
>>9999358
>>9999382
Do you want them digits too glx
>>9999392
there's nothing to preach
>>9999280
Dont kill yourself and keep loving poil
What are the chances someone in this thread will get the GET?
>>9999358
Jasper and Pearl are shit gems.
>>9999414
Slim, but we have nabbed some nice ones before
>>9999414
Low
Please end my life
>>9999414
Approximately 81-to-1
>>9999407
i want to love her but i can't
i cant love somebody that doesnt exist
if only i knew somebody who'd rp as her for me, i'd even pay her if needed.
god damn it
>>9999402
Yes there is
>>9999441
You don't have to pay somebody to be condescendingly derisive to you and hate your existence.
>>9999454
but poil is not like that
>>9999473
Maybe in your fucking head canon, but unless you're a gem then you're below her notice at best.
>>9999441
Anything 3DPD will disappoint you
>>9999399
I want /sug/ to win
>>9999434
Where do you live? Ever seen if mice and men?
Should I make a tulpa /sug/
Having someone to talk to very often would be a nice thing
>>9999492
she's nice to humans, even in the show
>>9999355
/t/ is, based o the longest time average I can easily make 6/hr
/b/ is 69/min
>>9999515
DO NOT MAKE A TULPA
>>9999515
i want to make a pearl tulpa but i dont know how and where to start
not being able to hug her must be maddening though
>>9999515
Yeah go ahead and do it buddy
>>9999534
Buddy just look it up
how painful would a screwdriver through your windpipe be?
>>9999563
Pretty painful.
And fatal.
are there any tumblr people that RP for $$$? I need a good Pearl roleplayer.
>>9999518
"Humans are pointless, insignificant" Blah, blah blah.
i feel nothing but pity for the desperate pearlfag.
>>9999574
>And fatal.
That's the whole point buddy
Test
Canon
>>9999563
Are you going to off yourself? I reckon a warm bath and a large calibre hand gun. Make sure to win through the brain, not through the mouth.
Please seek help,
This is Garnet
>>9999581
I'm VERY sure Zuke would do it.
>>9999594
thanks for at least caring
or pretending to care in order to get the GETs. Nobody gives a shit about me
>>9999594
I wish the best for him
But damn
>>9999510
California
I read it in high school
>>9999563
It would feel like heaven
>>9999501
FOR /SUG/!
>>9999605
Humans should not fall in love with little green (gems)
>>9999622
He said Pearl cosplayer, not Smoky Quartz.
fuck, yesterday I had an idea for a fantasy novel about a Wonka-esque wizard who uses fights with hard-candy constructs like a mentally unstable John Stewart but now I can't get it out of my head.
Which gem deserves the gets the most?
>>9999620
Go on...
>>9999666
Those are some nice digits, anon...
>>9999666
She's got some nice mass
>>9999663
Jasper
Green Diamond?
DIGITS FOR MEATBALL
>>9999645
FOR THE DARK G-
>>9999666
Grr... Fine, FOR /SUG/!
i had (well, still have) a professional VA and /r9k/ and /co/ browser. She kept pretending and acting like Harley Quinn, and she kept pretending I was the Joker. She was happy with this for 2 years.
but now i no longer like the idea, and I told her i want her to be pearl now.
She said it would be weird since it's a completely different character, but since she loves SU because Sugar has BPD (just like her and i) she said she'd try it.
She said she has to rewatch the entire show and study the character at least once
it's been 1 day
i cant do this an ymore
i'm not a patient man
>>9999734
Hold your horse and watch post numbers, 200+ posts to go
>>9999721
She would have atomic power. Green Diamonds are naturally formed by developing next to radioactive materials.
>>9999753
i dont know if i should go through with this or just off myself instead. i cant keep waiting any longer
>>9999753
Buy this
>>9999528
But I want a tulpa
>>9999501
FOR THE GLORY OF JASPER
>>9999779
I don't feel sexually attached to Pearl. It's more of a motherly love. I love her as a mother, not a fuckdoll.
>>9999695
And a great cleavage...
I'm ready
>>9999814
Indeed!
Is anyone on /sug/ a normal human being
Argh!
WE'RE GETTING CLOSER
also i'm high off of ambien again
still taking the DNP
still got high BP
She still wants me to keep taking pictures of my BP and sending them to her.
>>9999839
No
>>9999804
Haha okay sure Steven
>>9999839
I am actually a gem disguised as a human. Don't tell anybody.
>>9999839
That's a pretty stupid thing to ask. Would anybody be here if they were normal?
I LOVE YOU PEARL
I'LL DO ANYTHING
Whoever gets the GET is literally the human embodiment of cancer and their favorite gem will be shattered on screen in a comedy scene.
>>9999753
Rebecca has bipolar disorder? Is that an assumption?
oh baby
Lapis is shit.
>>9999829
Dump your collection, there's still over 80 posts to go.
>>9999791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juy6qtcugX8 for you
>>9999839
I don't subscribe to /sug/'s trend of self depreciation if that counts.
Coprolite is the best friend you could ever ask for!
BEST
GET
Our end is inevitable
Prepare
>>9999981
*shit
Canon.
<3
SEPTS FOR BEST GEM
LAPIS IS MY WIFE AND SHE WILL GET HER PROPER DEVELOPMENT
IF GET /SUG/ FINALLY ESCAPES THE TRASH BIN
>>9999919
What if one doesn't have a favorite gem?
FOR /SUG/
>>9999999
>>9999999
RIP thread
>>9999999
>>9999999
Fuck YOU
>>9999999
WE DID IT
I KNEW WE COULD
>>9999999
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SHIEEEEET
>>9999999
>>9999999
PEDOS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>9999999
fuck sake should of waited for 980
>>9999663
Padparadscha.
Don't get me wrong. Zircon deserves respect and Centipeetle deserves good things. but Padparadscha getting the get is about more than just a momentous get. She deserves perfect timing
>>9999999
Fuck off Ryoji i'll fight you
>>9999999
delete this
im serious
>>9999999
>>9999999
>>9999999
>>9999999
>>9999999
>>9999999
AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUU YOU DID IT GOT THE GET GOT THE GET FOR /SUG/
>>9999999
You've doomed planet Earth. Congratulations!
>>10000100
And the form of the destroyer will be a giant insect.
>>9999999
>>9999999
Put me in the screenshot /sug/
>>9999999
Before it ends, I wanna keep loving poil
>>9999999
>>9999999
>>9999999
https://youtu.be/gzHfPN2SC1I
Gg sug
Gg
Please let me get the the septuples
>>9999999
Holy shit the absolute madman...
ya gone and done it man, ya finally called our end
>>9999999
Better than the 10,000,000 at least
DELET THE TREAD
>>9999999
All is dust...
>>9999999
>>9999999
I'm ready to die
>>10000241
You did it, Paddy
>>9999999
Are we going to get Earth blown up or something?
>>9999999
My condolences from RWBYg.
>my thread got the get
>its also a warning for the end
>>10000241
Way too early, MORON
>>9999999
Nice
>>9999998
>>9999999
Have no fear, protection is here!
>>9999662
John Stewart is pretty mentally unstable.
>>9999999
I was ready for death anyways, thanks anon
Is /sug/ about to get banned from trash
This is the greatest accomplishment of my life
From the flock! I might post the others too
>>9999999
I AM READY
>>10000350
>smartphone
Stop using the Internet.
>>10000350
>Phoneposting scum got the GET
Wasted
>>10000350
plot twist
>>9999999
ultra
>>10000323
the green lantern or the comedian, because I meant the lantern, and he always seemed the most sane
>>9999999
Heartfelt congratulations from HG
>>10000350
You did it pal
>>10000409
Homer general?
i have been trying to warn you
>>10000350
Oh, it's just a phoneposter.
Guess I was worried for nothing.
>The trial
>2015
http://joethejohnston.tumblr.com/post/162012351748/preproduction-doodle-from-around-late-2015-we
>>10000418
>>10000422
kek, hunger games
>>10000432
>CN scheduling
>>10000391
>>10000376
>A phoneposter beated the fags using scripts
Lel
>>9999829
kill yourself
>>9999999
RWBYg here. Was a displeasure knowing you all! [spoiler]You all stay safe, okay?[/spoiler]
>>10000350
Indexer on suicide watch
>>10000432
>we're only just now seeing episodes from late 2015
>zuke left in late 2016
>>10000453
We are second class no longer
I will protect you all from the end of the world
>>10000432
>>10000490
She only has three episodes left, at most. Said so herself when Room for Ruby aired.
>>10000453
Does this mean it's the end of phoneposters?
lets celebrate with some cake
>>10000453
>dumb luck vs actual skill
>>10000462
is my boy ren still alive?
>>10000462
Anon, wait up, you forgot something!
>>9999839
What is normal anyway. I think everyone has their issues but one has bigger and complicated issues than another. Personally I could be doing better and the last 7/8 months have been tough but not impossible. I'm working on improving myself and even when things were difficult I still have never felt the urge to kms. I don't think I ever will, because everyday I could find reasons to live even if it's something small like watching a bug on a leave or something.
>>10000524
He survived last season. If they were going to have him die of anaphylactic shock during a routine medical procedure they missed their best opportunity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktnc1PrL8bQ
>>10000518
Yes. Phoneposters on suicide wach
>>9999999
Nice numbers.
We have visitors, so greet them with our best stuff
Ten million and counting
The monument to everyone's colossal failure
Cheers, you dumb fucks
>>10000585
Get out
>>9999999
Eh say something new. But I like your get for /sug/ so your post gets a pass.
>>9999839
Yes.
>>10000574
ive been out of the loop but its good to know hes still kicking, I might not be ga ga about the series but Rens a pretty cool character
Now you know that /aco/ hasn't gotten to 200k posts yet.
>>10000391
>>10000453
INDEXER BTFO
>>10000575
>not Blue with Greg and BD
>>10000622
5$ its wasted on a inflation fetish post
>>10000622
Dude, they're at 1.4M or something.
>>10000616
we learned his semblance, kind of. It's a little unclear. Either he can hide people from Grimm or he can just calm them down. Probably the latter since we never see him go use it in combat
>>10000652
You're right, I was looking at the wrong board
Cool no one got jealous and pissed about the GET like usual.
>>10000675
Which board was that?
>>10000685
It'll be okay anon
Lucky for you I prayed to Satan that we would get the get.
Praise Satan!
>>10000668
>calm them down
makes sense since ren is chill 24/7, least where I left off. Hearing you say that I went to go check, and saw they gave a episode where hes a kid?
I dont want to but i guess ill be binging rwby to see whats up, if you see someone wanting to talk allot about ren in /rwbyg/ in a couple fo days, sorry in advance
>>10000402
He's probably the least sane. Hal's an idiot, and Guy's a jackass, but Stewart is an intellectual slowly losing his mind watching everything around him falling apart and desperately trying to fix it, and now one can see his way of thinking.
Or a marine.
Most people go with "marine" these days.
Or he blew that planet up one time.
>>9999999
still better than pedos getting it
good job stone fuckers
>>10000722
maybe
>>10000524
Your boy got backstory in Volume 4 and managed to survive. So, he's in a pretty go situation. Even hooked up with Nora. Maybe. Him and Nora were the highlights of an overall very disappointing Volume.
>>10000668
He uses it in combat in the Volume 4 finale though.
>>10000781
Thank you amiable forest creature, run along now
>>9998871
Escape your cycles of guilt.
>>10000776
Hal's a pedophile who once wiped out every green lantern in the universe. Guy Gardner sings the team america theme song unironically on the fourth of july. Wasn't the guy who took over after Hal's breakdown a drug addict?
Passing reminder that Indexer should hang himself for our amusement
>>10000797
you had me at backstory, and by you and the other anon it seems to actually be decent backstory, thanks for the info drop
>>9998871
Why hasn't Pearl used the hollow Pearls in serious fights? She can even create ones that are essentially stronger than her.
Oh wait she hasn't been in a serious fight yet
>>10000867
>hollow Pearls
>>10000867
>She can even create ones that are essentially stronger than her
No she can't
>>10000867
hey anon...cmere for a sec, lean in
>>10000857
No problem, Anon. For something from RWBY it was surprisingly well done. You'll probably appreciate it. Happy to help!
>>10000846
that color pallet seems a bit too inconsistent. pinkish clothing and skin, but greenish eyes
>>10000894
did you forget that she can fuse them with each other?
>>10000894
The fusion ones that fight stevonnie are probably stronger than her.
>>10000867
Why doesn't this show have ANY good fights?
>>10000841
No, but you're right about the first two.
Eyy its 4:20
>>10000457
escape your cycles of guilt
>>10000867
>>10000888
>Hollow Pearl
>>10000756
Yeah, that's his backstory episode. And no worries. Any on-topic discussion during hiatus is welcome. Beats seeing the same badly drawn Martial Arcs porn images over and over again.
>>10000812
>>10000931
I'm still hoping for Crystal gem vs homeworld Colosseum champions in 1v1 fights.
>>10000905
It would have been a lot better if they didn't randomly give him a fake british accent as a child
>>10000933
At any rate I was thinking of someone more Like Wonka or Varrik and less like a PTSD ex-marine.
I actually did have a character who did act like that but he's a villain with a different kind of magic and for symbolic reasons I can't give him the candy power unless I swap him with a character it works out much better for
>>10000959
>Martial Arcs porn images
Now im curious, but i'll drop by in a few days and casually start up conversation, you all on your general take care.
>>10000989
>It would have been a lot better if they didn't randomly give him a fake british accent as a child
I don't even think the voice actress was trying to go for British. Just trying to sound formal and childish at the same time. It's not really consistently British, after all.
>>10000867
she created one who fought on par with her. I think it would be unwise to create something stronger that she cannot fight one on one, if that's even possible for her.
I've always thought it was weird how she didn't use holo-pearl for her fight against the water clones, opting to wield two spear instead. Not sure what the outcome of that was, though she hadn't lost yet.
Holo Pearls seem to dissipate fairly easily if they take a hit. It's the weapons they wield that are the most danger.
>>10000997
Martial Arcs is the ship name of Jaune and Ren. They hugged once in Volume 4 and suddenly the popularity of the pairing exploded. Meanwhile, I'll be sitting in my salt corner with my Renora images.
how do you recognize the difference between british and american accents?
>>10000781
We are not all pedos, you know. Some of us just want to bang the older sisters.
>>10000931
Is this a rhetorical question, or do you want an actual reason for why there are no good fights?
>>10000972
If this happens, I hope it is Pearl fighting. I love the grace of her fighting style compared to the direct power of Garnet or the skirmishing of Amethyst.
And I hope Pearl fucking ENDS them quickly. An "Are you not entertained" moment with a living accessory.
Fights choreographed by Takifumi Hori
>>10001026
Close enough.
>>10001023
Very carefully.
>>10001023
The pride and the arrogance.
>>10001023
>oi, m8
>ey, esé
>>10001023
they are very different
>>10001040
oh, it's holo weapons.
magical hard light is weird.
>>10001019
Yyyikes, although im no better in a way, keep your chin up though im sure renora is endgame
>>10001059
It's rather hilarious that's brits are still so arrogant despite having absolutely nothing to be proud of for the last 70 years or so.
>>10001082
Meh. It's less the ship bothering me and more the art constantly being repeated and being rather poorly drawn.
>>10001088
Yeah.
Except Mars Bars.
>>10001023
have them say 'love'
its word play
I'm out of Jello and Pudding so I'm just eating 2 cut up bananas in milk
>>10001023
Yeah. In Sworn to the Sword Pearl has a brief moment where she hints that the holo weapons are a safety feature. Her Holo Pearls weren't using physical weapons like in Sword Fighter Steven.
>>10001114
That's disgusting
>>10001127
How is it bad?
I want to fuck the green one right in her ass
>>10001114
add some cereal
>>10000254
Hold on
>>10000000
>>10001141
>>10001154
out of cereal
>>10001101
hmm, Every general has those, it comes with the turf I guess.
>constantly being repeated
we got this guy called indexter, be glad hes not on your general, to him, lets say size matters when it comes to pictures
What's the difference between changing your appearance during reforming and doing it by shapeshifting?
I wish we had more.
>>10001141
stevidot was a nice, short-lived time
>>10001040
wow. I wish Trigger animated episodes more often. This looks better than Kill La Kill did
>>10001206
I can't wait for the lewds
>>10001206
You could say I have an appetite for more Apatite.
>>10001213
Pedo.
So who will be the 12 gem disciples in the end?
>Garnet (or Ruby and Sapphire separately)
>Amethyst
>Pearl
>Peridot
>Lapis
>Jasper?
>Bismuth?
>Nepherite?
>Skinny?
>Carnelian?
>Zircon?
>Rutile?
>Padparadscha?
>Rhodonite?
>Fluorite?
>>10001309
Stop posting.
pericherry
>>10001269
Where do you think you are?
>>10001309
Fluorite will betray Steven through anal osmosis
>>10001193
The same as the one between changing your homepage and browsing to that page
>>10001352
Fluorite will betray Steven in exchange for 30 Peridots.
pearl
>>10001309
I hate too say the obvious, but Pearl already tried too kill Steven, multiple times.
>>10001481
So has Lapis, Peridot, Garnet, Amethyst, and pretty much every gem
>>10000818
>>10000939
My legs are ok
can I have yellow poil
>>10001517
Where's The Punisher when you need him?
What leaked?
>>10001626
Your mom.
>>10001501
cute, wet haired gems is nice
>>10001556
one lemon for the anon
>>10001517
Garnet didn't, and I don't think Amethyst did either.
Also, I think after Rose's scabbard Pearl was able to move past resenting Steven for taking existing
>>10000818
>>10000939
>>10001552
déjà vu
What if Lapis was little?
>>10001637
Your legs are broken
You gain brouzouf
>>10001695
lil lappy is adorable
>>10001695
Then she would be a lil' shit. Or Aquamarine, which is kind of the same thing.
>>10001695
Then I would skip out before I had to pay child support.
>>10001703
>I make a really great orc.
She said it, not me.
>>10001703
What am I looking at?
>>10001717
Zuke Patreo nreward tier
>>10001703
This is like some weird prostitution thing.
>>10001703
Zuke...
>>10001722
But why?
>>10001703
>not posting the best tier
>>10001703
>>10001722
Oh wow. You get to pay to hang out with Zuke.
>>10001703
>tfw my shitpost is now a real thing
First the SJ April Fools thing, now this.
>>10001744
I would actually consider backing her for $1 if that gave you access to the feed but that is behind the $5 tier for some reason
https://www.patreon.com/laurenzuke
>>10001637
Thanks babe
>>10001765
Do you want Zuke to roleplay as Pearl for you?
>>10001760
>>10001703
>>10001767
how much do I have to pay to make my gemsona canon and not die in her first appearance?
>>10001779
Heck no.
I have standards.
>>10001760
This is actually funny.
>>10001760
>>10001703
what the fuck zuke, is this some kind of internet prostitution thing? it sounds like it
>>10001695
This
>>10001767
>no donations under a dollar
The parallels just get deeper.
>>10001725
>>10001826
I would pay Zuke's rent for 3 months if she sucked my e-dick
>>10001844
>season 7 Lapis
>>10001844
angry gremlin
>>10001703
>>10001760
>>10001767
Someone save these in case I need a laugh.
>>10001853
$1 minimum for Patreon isn't that bad but really the feed being at the $5 tier sucks
>>10001826
>ywn give zuke a place to stay in return for playing out your erotic irl roleplays
>ywn fuck zuke with an orange strap on while role playing as Jasper
>>10001907
That sounds miserable.
New Thread
>>10001978
>>10001978
>>10001978
>>9999999
Can't come soon enough.
>>10001193
shapeshifting is weird. Do simple clotheswaps count?
>>9996375
Stop spamming you stupid cunt
>>10001703
ahahaha fuck yeah
>>10001767
is this enough to get her to bitch about her "narcissistic" boss?
why is moe so fucking terrible