HG thread
I believe I have everything right so we will start now.
>>9978739
John Egbert
>>9978750
>>9978770
You can't be serious.
>>9978750
>>9978770
What are you doing?
Don't know what you're complaining about.
Now we have a game without Lenny's cancer rp.
>>9978750
>>9978770
>>9978739
Are the tires still working?
>Subaru looks out of the car
Whoa! They're still working despite her being edgy!
>>9978730
Oh, uh, you misheard what I said. I'm not into guys! I'm more of a ladies man, you know? Guys are cool and whatnot, but I'd rather stay friends with them! I'd rather not have them weirdly crushing on me!
>>9978757
I suppose you're right, but I can't but feel like I'm doing something wrong if they see me as handsome. I think I may have to work on my posture and style some more.
>>9978739
>>9978739
While I understand the primary use of vehicles, i would never drive one. Wandering by foot is enough of me to get where I need to be. However their purposes as weapons never ceases to impress.
>>9978739
Hey don't drop me out of the fun, I want to run him over too!
>>9978750
>>9978770
>unlucky, theres always next game
hsssss i am snek
>>9978808
LOL XDDDDDD I DO IT TOO
WHOS UP FOR A ROUND OF HATING TLHG TOO HUH?? ROFL
ITS NOT SHITPOSTING ITS JUST A JOKE KEK KE K KEK FUCK TLHG
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ITS OKAY GUYS, ENTER :O)
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I apologize for my insolence, I did not realize this was just a continuation thread.
>>9978844
Off to a good start already, it seems.
>>9978861
>>9978844
>>9978866
>continuation thread
:thinking:
>>9978873
>lies on ground
>>9978864
Do you honestly think I'm trying to impress anyone?
Thanks for the image, nonetheless
Socially
Stunted
>>9978837
I heard you keep hanging out with some boy who dresses like a girl ALL the time.
>>9978844
>When there's no idiots around its like all that edge was never there as they happily watch the ducks.
Almost there. Come on little duckling.
>>9978844
I'm not as heavy as I look. It would have to be completely unstable if it were to break out from under me.
>>9978866
Aye, it ain't a big deal.
Is hating Lenny the new meme?
>>9978899
Stop replying to him honey
>>9978901
No fucking kidding.
>>9978866
It is fine. Just be more aware of it for the future.
>>9978730
You may- no. You will find yourself in a dangerous situation if you do not. A situation that could even turn to be fatal.
>>9978722
I am focused on something else and neglected to get my words correct. The current you is more tolerable than the last one. So far. I can see you reverting to that given some time.
>>9978701
Hmm. It sounds so sensible coming from something else's mouth. Thank you. However there is the problem of me having no currency.
>>9978914
K babe
>>9978837
Do you even have a drivers license? Whatever, we'll just put the blame on you if anyone snoops around.
>>9978844
I always liked food from Latin America, too bad they fry everything.
>>9978844
>Ochako turns around to look behind her. She's the only one waiting to get in.
Uhmm... I guess everyone's late today. I'll just go in first.
>>9978913
No. Hgfags have been a bunch of nihilistic self loathing edgelords for years now.
>>9978899
I SEE YOU RESPONDED TO MY CLEVER JOKE
IT'S NOT BAIT BECAUSE I WAS JUST JOKING :O)
>>9978914
WOW WHAT A HONK HONK
HONK
FUNNY JOKE
I REPLY TO MYSELF FOR JOKE XDPP
GET IT??? DEVIANTART SHIP LOL
ITS SO FUNNY!!
>>9978844
This is one of the primary reasons I would never drive a vehicle.
>>9978923
I don't care! If it is dangerous, then it will just be fun.
>>9978966
Get out of my way!
>>9978739
>>9978844
>>9978906
What are you talking about? I don't know any guy that dresses like a girl. You were about to kill me a second ago, so what's with the sudden change of attitude?
>>9978923
I-I don't want to end up like that! How should I avoid this fate? Honestly. I'd rather be at home doing stuff by myself than have everyone here hate me.
>>9978937
Does that matter in a place like this? License and other stuff are trivial. What matters is how proficient we all are.
>>9978966
>>9978966
Is this the wacky race code?
>>9978966
>Subaru tries holding his breath for as long as he can, hoping someone will come by and save him. Nobody arrives, causing Subaru to breathe in and die from the poisonous smog
>>9978966
More than half of the entries are dead already. Disappointment welcomes another one this night.
>>9979026
>That it is. I hope that one anon is till working on a remake of this.
>>9978966
Sorry old man, you should work on those reflexes.
>>9978993
Proficient at running people over? I don't think that's the whole point of driving, Suby.
>>9978993
Toying with you is more fun.
>>9979049
>The irony of a 14 year old teaching a 20 something how to drive.
>>9979049
>>9979090
>20 something
>>9978966
Not that's the million dollar question. Who did honk their horn? Was it me? Even I don't know, there were cars all around. Didn't think someone would lose a life for doing so, especially me.
>>9979108
>He's 28 isnt he?
>>9979136
>*now
>>9979049
What is the point of a duel with swords if there is no death involved?
Someone's foolishness costed them their life as it should. It is too bad it did not happen with the other two.
>>9979060
Under normal circumstances you would be right, but what's our goal here? It's to make sure we win. We can do that if we let people live. It seems brutal and horrible, but it needs to be done.
>>9979090
I beg to differ! I think you should toy with someone else! There are others that are better fit for this, you know. Just like, uh...
>Subaru points to >>9979136
That guy! Wouldn't it be fun breaking an old man instead of a normal eightteen-year-old?
>>9979145
>technically 30 as of the latest arc iirc
>>9979160
My god, poor Todd...
He had to sell his games for CHEAP...
>>9979160
>>9979160
Two displays of arrogance, two attempts at killing averted, no death.
>>9979219
>>9979162
Any pushover can win these games, but making it flashy is what really makes the player. Sorry to say but using a car is pretty boring. Work on your moves Suby.
>>9978993
You were overconfident to an extent that others think you were suicidal. You repeatedly clashed with others much stronger than you and perished. Perished many times to. Do not underestimate something unless you can back it up.
>>9978984
I doubt you had experienced true danger before.
>Without turning back, she puts a hand on his head, grasping tightly against it.
You would not be so eager to find it.
>>9979162
>out of the corner of his eye, Gant notices the boys finger, and catches his conversation.
Well, what do we have here? Planning an assault, hm? That's a crime you know, and trust me, I'm the guy you wanna be caught by the least.
>>9979219
She just ran over a dog. I hope she dies painfully.
Nothing of interest to be here either. I will be liable to skip these if it continues.
>>9979280
>the arena is in san fran
Hey wait a second
>>9979241
What would you have used if you were in my position? I had to think fast, and the car was right there. I had no other option. If you think it's boring then you never should have gotten into the car with me, idiot.
>>9979267
S-Suicidal, you say? H-How funny, I never w-would think of killing myself ever...
But it's funny you mention me perishing. Was it inside the arena, or outside? You see, I came back to life once when an anonymous person bashed my head in. It's weird that the past Subaru had the same powers as me...
>>9979162
No! He's old and lame! He'l die anyway soon.
>>9979219
I should have just hijacked it, you're useless!
>>9979267
>Kuroyuri stares at ramlethal in seething rage and shock, a red ring of archaic letters appearing in thier hand as they get ready to lash out, before gasping in shock once more, talking to someone else.
But chief~ Let me kill her! This is humiliating!!
>>9979280
Were you all biding in your time? A few deaths are highlighted here. I expect it to continue into the morning.
>>9979336
Dubs decides on what ava should be turned into a nazi
>>9979354
Luna
>>9979049
>After Militaries Sans Frontieres yells at her over scratching his paint job, Ochako tries really hard to apologize, saying it wasn't her intention. And that she's willing to pay him back.
>>9979160
>However it seems like Militaries wasn't happy even with her answer. Ochako was willing to fight him back! Now with a sword she whips out... Somehow. She has an intense swordfight right there! It goes as far as climbling on top of Tsuyu's and Minnie May vehicles. They're parked right there waiting for a paintjob but then Ochako and Militaires had to spread the mud on their shoes right on the roof of the cars.
>>9979280
>On her way home, Uraraka's car jumps a little. It was quite strange since there were no bumps on the way. She stops her car abruptly and steps out to check just to see a dead dog laying on the pavement. A chill runs down her spine, both scared and nervous.
>>9979336
>Uraraka grabs the parking ticket and looks at the amount she has to pay. It's a lot more than she expected! She doesn't have the money right now. So, she tries to work something out with the owners of the parking lot. Ochako then spends most of her day cleaning the surroundings with a fork attached to a stick.
>>9979354
Hitler
>>9979095
Honestly, you're such a leech.
>>9979399
>>9979323
Hey, you offered a free ride. I'm not gonna turn down that offer and that's no way to speak to your good friend, Suby!
>>9979403
>>9979311
I fail to see the point.
>>9979336
It is time for the mandatory event and it does what it is supposed to do. My only question is why wait to use all of their weapons?
>>9979421
TODD DOESN'T TOLERATE ELDRITCH ABOMINATIONS IN HIS WORLD.
>>9979399
I take offense to that statement.
>>9979421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM512_4JWVg
>>9979399
Done and doner
>>9979275
Pointing my finger at you is not a crime. If you want to hear about crimes, then feel free to talk to that boy with the pink hair. He's been threatening me nonstop since I've shown up. I think you should put him behind bars, as he is a menace to society.
>>9979335
All the more reason to do it! Why go after someone ugly and stupid like me when you have a man that's handsome, experienced and educated? The obvious choice here is him, not me! You have no reason to go after me!
>>9979410
I guess you're right about the free offer. I just wanted someone to come with me so I wouldn't be the only person getting in trouble if they decided to press charges.
And who said I'm your good friend? This is the first time I've ever met you before. You are pretty cute, but you seem too full of yourself.
>>9979399
bored
>>9979455
I'LL SHOW YOU ALL, I'LL PASS ART SCHOOL AND PEOPLE WON'T SAY SHIT ABOUT ME ANYMORE.
>>9979421
With the amount of fighters being reduced to this low number, I have decided to skip any more peace.
The remaining are thrown into a another challenge. I can not think of any other purposes to make vehicles that large unless it destroys something.
>>9979475
Show me your panties.
>>9979460
I didn't think you would call me, a boy, cute. But you don't know? We used to be good friends, until you hit your head and got amnesia ahaha~ That's why there are so many people who you don't know but they are familiar with you.
>>9979496
NO! WHY WOULD I?!
>>9979460
>Kuroyuri is just visibly disgusted at the thought of it.
No!
>>9979508
Because I'll pay you 20 dollars.
>>9979529
...
>>9979537
Alright, I'll pay you 20 dollars and Yuno's used bath water.
>>9979480
This was a sudden end. Was the most favored the one that won?
>ash, trappy and kuro in the same thread.
Is it androgynous night?
>>9979545
Minnie May wins.
>>9979544
Y-yuno is it you?
>>9979550
I expected "cancer night"... huh
>>9979545
Whoops, did I do that?
>>9979558
I am pleased that did not take too much time. Thank you for dying so quickly.
>>9979558
>Congratulations
>Thank you for the game!
>>9979550
We need Dipper to come and save us.
FIRST 36
>>9979568
Though I did desire that most of the death did not happen in one day.
>>9979568
Thanks a bunch.
>>9979507
You're joking, aren't you? I don't believe you for a minute. You're telling me you're a boy just so I won't hit on you, aren't you?
And I'm well aware of this amnesia, but I wasn't aware that it happened because I hit my head. Is that how it actually happened? That's somewhat lame. I was hoping for something a little more interesting.
>>9979522
What makes me any different from him, other than the fact I'm male!? There's no reason to deny perfectly good meat! He's not rotting and he's not weak enough that he can't defend himself! He'd probably put up a better fight than I would!
>>9979558
It's weird to see a child win these games. I don't think I'll ever get used to it. Congratulations regardless!
>>9979568
And thank you for hosting! You're not so bad when you do civil duties like these!
>>9979575
Ghost
>>9979568
thanks for hosting m8
>>9979575
kys
>>9979575
Kuroyuri
>>9979590
Because he's old and boring!
>>9979568
Well I mean...I didn't do THA--...Oh who am I kidding, 20th place blows! I can't believe I screwed the pooch like that! I better not mess up this badly next time!
Oh and thanks for hosting...I gueessss.
>>9979558
Uh, congratulations.
>>9979568
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>9979575
Ash Crimson
>>9979605
>falling for b8
Smh f.am
>>9979605
Well, I'm young and boring! You're going to have to find someone else to kill if you want some fun. I don't even scream when I get murdered. I accept it and hope heaven is better than living on earth.
I'm happy you think I'm worthy, but you're wasting your time. I'm just a normal guy. You won't gain anything from killing me.
>>9979568
>>9979545
>>9979558
That wasn't the ending I was expecting but at least I got second place! Is there a prize for the 1-3 places? It's alright either way.
Thank you for the opportunity to participate.
>>9979590
And thank you, Subaru.
>>9979575
Dallas
>>9979575
Probably Baited Mikun
>>9979323
It was outside of these matches. I do not know who else has an ability like yours. It drew me towards you. I had to kill you myself a few times as well.
>>9979335
>Turning her head slightly, you can see the smirk growing on her face. Her shark like teeth on display.
Oh? You have something limiting you? It looks as though I am not the only one that thinks you are foolish.
>>9979616
>>9979609
>>9979603
>>9979593
>>9979590
>>9979585
>>9979571
>>9979643
You are welcome. Thank you for participating and spectating.
>>9979460
You mean that pink-haired child? I find it hard to believe someone like that would be causing much trouble to someone the age of you. Anyhow, I can't arrest anybody without evidence of a crime, got any of that?
>>9979590
Nope, I am just a boy. Do I seriously have to take my shirt off to prove you wrong? Anyways, it really doesn't matter how you got amnesia, point is we are still friends! Also you absolutely loved the nickname Suby.
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>>9979675
Fuck off bait-kun
>>9979562
no it's the homeless guy that lives down the street
>>9979568
Oh yes, thanks for the game. The winner did a fine job.
>>9979675
Damon Gant
>>9979639
>Black mana begins to rapidly spin around the two never harming ramlethal as no matter how angry kuroyuri is, her loyalty to her beloved superior is more important.
Enter a game already so I can kill you!!
>>9979657
>>9979639
I heard you two! I'd sooner have you arrested for treason against a Barsburg lt colonel.
>>9979675
Ava
>>9979697
Oh... n-no thanks, I'll go to sleep!
>>9979675
Haru
>>9979733
I'll just lift your skirt while you're sleeping. Sleep good.
>>9979585
Here.
>>9979702
You are welcome.
>>9979748
>locks all entries
>>9979675
Hakuno Kishinami
>>9979744
Lmao
>shits on the anon below
>>9979766
>shoots you in the fucking face
[>licks face]
>>9979744
Tch. Don't bully my wife ever again or I'll snap your jaw, kid.
>Blocks your path
>>9979649
That's mind boggling. Past me seems to have the--
Yo-you did what to me? H-Hey, you're joking, right? I know that was to past me, but it's still me regardless...I think. You wouldn't do it to me again, would you? I'm a lot more fragile than the other Subaru. I'd scream and mostly likely cry a bit. Dying isn't really fun, especially when you're dying alone in a world that treated you fairly unfair.
>>9979657
Your evidence is evident, sir. Just ask him yourself. He'd probably admit to wanting to kill us. He's a psychopath for sure. Once you put him away we'll all be in a better place for sure.
>>9979662
N-No!
>Subaru hides his face from Ash, assuming he was going to take his shirt off regardless of what he'd say
I-I believe you! I don't know why you choose to look like a girl, but I guess I'll have to deal with it for now on. Just lay off makeup, okay? It gives me mixed signals.
Did I? I guess Suby isn't so bad, but it seems kind of degrading. Did I have any nicknames for you?
>>9979719
It's not treason if I'm not a citizen of your nation, idiot! I'm just trying to make sure I survive this place long enough to get back home, and you're really putting a damper on my plan! I'm sure if you look hard enough you'll find someone better than me, okay? It can't be too hard. Just look around you! There are a ton of young people in this place!
>>9979808
Nice
>>9979744
>kills you
nothin personal, kid
>>9979746
>>9979762
Are you motherfucking serious? Do you niggers not learn anything, or are you just one of those downies that forget everything they've done by the end of the day? DON'T FUCKING ENTER B8. How hard is that to get through your thick skulls? Jesus Christ, if I ever saw you b8-entering autists in real life, I'd knock your block off.
>>9979808
>cowtits
>>9979824
holy fucking shit dude
>>9979808
>tfw no tomboy will sit on you like that
>>9979824
>...Better than doing nothing.
>>9979824
>he doesn't enter bait during primetime
get off my board
just leave
go
It's time boys
>>9979871
no
not this again
>>9979871
what the FUCK
>>9979744
>I'll enter whatever games I want, thanks for the offer though.
>>9979871
FIRST 26 FOR VORE GAMES
>>9979824
>Getting THIS mad over bait
I honestly would've said the same things to the same people but Jesus Christ.
>>9979813
Relax Suby! As if I'd take my shirt off here. I just like dressing effeminately, so sorry mon ami, but I'm not going to change any time soon. You can just call me Ash.
>Ash wraps his arm around Suby's shoulder
But let's not dwell on the past! Now that we know each other, we can continue being best good friends!
>>9979905
>dr pepper
>>9979871
What.
>>9979719
>Giving a stilted laugh, she releases him from her grip. The waves around received no reaction as it continues to circle them.
I plan to. As I stated, I am limiting myself on needless killing despite how much I enjoy it. You should thank the one that is stopping you. It was very likely that you would have died right there.
>>9979813
>She shakes her head.
It happened frequently. In some cases, you were literally asking for it. Others, you have somehow managed to earn my ire. It was because of this that we became friends.
exyF
>>9979976
kys aron
>>9979719
Barsburg? Never heard of 'em, and frankly doubt their existence when it's coming from the mouth of you. Anyhow, a young man (>>9979813) has been telling me he's been getting a bit of torment by you, that a lie?
Looks like all the autists finished biting the b8.
>>9980017
I could care less
>>9980027
>inb4 green frog
>>9980027
Of course a retard who took it would say that.
>>9980017
No, there's still one taking it.
>>9979915
>Subaru wants to break free from Ash's clutches, but can't find an opening
S-Sure thing, Ashy! What do we do now? Play games? Talk about life? Discuss how to get out of this place? I'm up for whatever.
>>9979967
So we're friends...huh.
If I were to be completely honest with you, I don't think I've ever befriended a girl before. It's because of my looks, right? It's about time people appreciate them for what they're worth. We can go out I guess, but you'll have to pay for most of my things.
>9980027
>could care less
Not getting me with that.
>>9979967
And to think we could have been friends.
>>9980002
Why would I lie old man, I'm not some stupid chunni, my rank is real and I could bring my superior out now if he would let me! Go to your grave already old man before I dig it for you.
On mobile and would like to host a game soon. Anybody have any editing sites/tools?
>>9980103
I don't think they work on mobile
>>9980039
Whatever huh? Good.
>Ash flashes a smirk before punching Suburu in the jejunum.
Just like old times Suby! Me and you would always play around like this.
>>9980103
There aren't tools for mobile.
>>9980115
I'm on my iPad so it might work.
>>9980135
Oh. Sorry for the inconvenience.
>>9980143
Where's the dick?
>>9980136
Bruh
What is there left to be done ?
>>9980152
>wanting a dick on a female
>>9980161
Host
>>9980002
>Subaru nods his head and gives the old man a thumbs up
You're doing God's work.
>>9980117
>Subaru bends over once his stomach feels the wrath of Ash's punch. He spits a couple of times before straightening himself out and laughing it off
Remind me how and why we became friends? It seems more like an abusive relationship if anything.
>>9980161
Yaaaaay, peace peace, onii-chan.
Show us the answer.
>>9980161
>>9980161
find the holy grail?
>>9980168
>not wanting a dick on a female
>>9980039
I am not certain as to how our relationship began but I do not regret it. Mostly. However I am not interested in you or anyone romantically. I have yet to develop the necessary feelings to experience that.
>>9980074
>Her smile goes back into her more neutral glare.
I was only doing what I could from you not making a fatal mistake. I was similar when I was just created. If that means I cannot be your ally, whatever.
>>9980161
I would think someone like you would make up the answer.
>>9980143
That's a nice looking ass.
>>9980214
>Kissus foot
>>9980039
do you have a discord?
>>9980226
Cease. That is your only warning.
>>9980173
And after that ?
>>9980184
But is my answer the one your question is asking for ?
>>9980191
Same.
>>9980200
That thing's got a nice name to it, but I'm pretty sure someone must have already find it.
>>9980214
Same thing I said to the two-headed girl.
>>9980143
That's a cute asshole
>>9980265
Host
>>9980161
For you to die?
>>9980214
Tch. Whatever, but dont do that again, you hear me!? Dont treat me like some child!
>>9980161
Way too much to finish my code.
>>9980177
It totally isn't! It helps you toughen up for all your adventures right? I'm just being a good friend and watching out for you.
>>9980209
>wanting to spoil the image of an attractive woman by slapping a 50 foot dong onto them
>>9980214
Seriously? I thought girls around your age would be all about relationships. I'm sure you've gotten a fair share of people drooling over you. Your tan skin, white hair, and developed body would send any man into overdrive. The only thing you need to work on is your personality. It's a little too murderous. Not even the toughest of the tough want to be around a girl that only thinks of murdering someone just because they're a little bit irritating.
>>9980238
>Diet Dr. Funk#8995
>>9980294
fuck you
>>9980265
>all one-liners
What did you do to the real Seth you impostor?
I don't say this often but thanks for being a part of my life HG
>>9980294
hey man, you're the only one who said anything about a "50 foot" dong
>>9980306
u wot m8
>>9980294
>50 foot dong on a attractive woman
https://youtu.be/Eys5KeuNkxM
>>9980315
Your life must be pretty sad.
>>9980290
What adventures are you talking about? So far nothing amazing has happened to me. I was thrown into this place only to be accused of being some other Subaru. I haven't really met anyone besides Yamato that would make for a good friend. I'm a little skeptical of you too, considering you punched me.
>>9980329
Couldn't be better
>>9980315
You're welcome from a nubie who's opinion means nothing.
>>9980263
>Continues kissing
>>9980315
>>9980315
You are welcome.
>>9980315
No problem
>I scared Damon off didnt I?
Here's hoping Maria dies in the hospital.
>>9980315
I love you too anonymous. Even if I have no idea who you are.
>>9980386
I hope she makes a full recovery
>>9980333
Nonsense! Every game here is an adventure, you want to win don't you? How else are you going to prove your awesomeness that claim, don't worry Suby, I have your back. You can count on me!
>>9980074
(Sorry if my response time is a bit shit, Internet is slow today.)
Well, certainly a loud mouth for someone such as yourself, with loud thoughts to go with! What you speak of sounds of fairy tale.
>>9980177
You sure that boy isn't just playing tricks on you? Just seems to have an active imagination to me, and perhaps a gullible victim.
>>9980385
>sorry, sorry. Something came up.
>>9980386
>Maria is that one person who googles shit thinking they can be their own doctor
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT FOR THE MAHA RAJAH
>>9980273
And after that ?
>>9980281
I'll die when I decide my time here has run out.
>>9980282
Do you need help ?
>>9980308
How can you be sure he was ever real to begin with ?
>>9980315
We're all on the same boat.
First (you) decides on what ava should be turned into a nazi
>>9980433
everyone
>>9980433
Hitler
>>9980386
lol you're fucking wrong
>some dumb nigger who spends his time rping a succubus on 4chan to a highly trained professional who has dealt with cases like these before
>>9980430
I'll be fine on my own, but thank you.
>>9980386
>Wishing for the death of someone you only know over the internet
>From an anonymous korean webcomic website
>>9980265
My only question is what you believe is left undone, onii-chan.
Let it die
>>9980430
And after that?
>>9980386
>Chest problems
>I know it better than the people who studied 10+ years to be a professional
>I can beat up everyone who even dares talk my dead ship and put them in the hospital if I ever see them irl
I never knew that underage cuck meant that we'd have to come visit him in the hospital and that's how he'd hospitalize us.
>>9980428
You fucking know it my man.
>>9980402
That's sweet and all, but why would you help me prove my awesomeness? What's your endgame here, Ashy? You're acting too nice to someone that didn't remember you.
>>9980405
Positive! I mentioned something about finding love and he comes out of nowhere and tries to stab me! What kind of kid does that to a stranger!? Arrest him so I can feel safe again! If you won't, I will!
>>9980428
Hey doc. How was your night? I hope I didn't wake you~
>>9980386
I bet that was also his reaction when the doctor told him Harusame is fucking dead.
>>9980464
LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND
>>9980555
>Stop.
>Stop this right now.
>>9980555
I wonder how /v/ anon is doing
>>9980281
Hmph. Don't try to do something foolish and I will not. But I am now curious. Do you have a father?
>>9980265
What? You are making less sense than usual. Are you going to make yourself useful or spout more gibberish?
>>9980298
So I have been told. Many times. Just because others find me appealing does not mean it is the same for myself and them. If my personality does make admirers fearful of me, then it is working.
>>9980405
(It's cool, sorry thought I went too far. Kuroyuri was just insensitive and edgy around those they could not trust)
>A black flame ignites above thier hand as if by dark magic in front of Damon's eyes
It isn't. But old man, he wishes to speak to you so I suggest you listen. You better not insult him ethier, or I will get really mad.
>>9980430
Then stop being indecisive and do it already.
>>9980555
????????
>>9980570
Show us your vermin, DDD.
>>9980593
I got btfo first match.
>>9980448
Keep on trucking.
It'll be worth it.
>>9980458
That's a good question.
It'd be so easier if there was an answer for an answer universal rule, wherever giving someone a right answer would earn you the right one for your own question.
But then the whole purpose of it would lose all its meaning, wouldn't it.
>>9980464
I can't.
>>9980465
Host.
>>9980315
>
>>9980360
>Kicking from how she is sitting would make her get up so she doesn't do it. She does grabs the anon's head, slamming it down on the ground.
>>9980386
edgy
>>9980566
>male
boo...
>>9980555
>>9980579
You wouldn't be bad looking if you'd just smile. You're always frowning and whatnot. It's kind of a downer if you ask me.
You're also emotionless. Guys like a girl that at least expressions some sort of lust or happiness. Do I really have to explain this to you? You look like you're older than me, which means you should know more than me.
>>9980579
Yes, but I don't see them anymore. Nothing bad just out of the way back home. Why?
>>9980555
What in the loving fuck is this and why aren't we as good as it.
I transcribed this autism so we can make parody pastas, lets show this retard hell.
>Chest problems. I know it's to do with my lungs but doctors are insisting it's to do with my heart which they can check ignore my fucking comment and say nothing is wrong with my heart and it must be causing it that current science cannot understand. Yeah it's called stupid fucking cunts WHO CAN'T LISTEN TO THE GODDAMN PATIENT WHO SPENT ONLY TWO HOURS RESEARCHING TO FIGURE OUT THE PROBLEM ON THEIR OWN AND THEY SHOULD JUST FUCKING LISTEN!
>>9980497
Come on Suby! Look me in the eyes, you can totally tell I'm a trust worthy guy. I'll admit we got off to a rocky start with your amnesia,but like I said we are going to get back on track and continue with our fun shenanigans in no time! That's my only endgame.
>Winks
>>9980610
>Despite her great blow, Anon survived and continues to kiss on her foot, but then he starts to suck on her toes
>>9980631
>wasting your time like this
>>9980645
>>9980618
>not appreciating a good bit of man ass
I hope Ruby Gloom is doing okay
>>9980654
>>9980656
>>9980599
You have legit autism, DDD. I wish you the best in your fight against your crippling autism.
>>9980663
I hope she dies on vacation.
Or quits hg.
HELLO MY FELLOW /B/ROS XDDDDDDDDDD
I WAS JUST BROWSING THROUGH THIS LITTLE SUBREDDIT AND THOUGHT I WOULD HOST A GAME XDDDDDDDDD
SO FIRST 24 OK GUISE XDDDDDDDD
(I WON'T HOST THAT'S THE JOKE YOU MAY LAUGH NOW XDDDDDDDDDDD)
>>9980665
>>9980654
Good gravy, lmao.
>>9980677
>>9980675
EPIC JOKE /B/RO
>>9980669
>>9980693
FIRST 24 GUISE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(I ACTUALLY DON'T HOST THOUGH MY /B/ROS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT TRICKED :^)
>>9980670
>I should go get tested so I can get NEETbux.
>This is just something I used to do in my childhood ever since I could draw. Make OCs and expand upon a fictional roster.
>Hoping to use them in some vidya I make some day. Maybe.
>>9980704
We really need more hosts
>>9980684
>>9980720
Ace. 9/9.
>>9980684
Saved and keked. With how similar barsburg empire uniform looks to them im not surprised.. Pic related
>>9980717
I'm choosing a new theme for my game! I'll try to get it done as soon as I decide which theme I'll go for. Then I'm sure I'll be able to host a couple of times during the day, or simply when people are not hosting and it doesn't seem like someone will.
>>9980638
Um...I guess I can trust you. So far you haven't proved me wrong, but I'm still a little uneasy. To think I'd be friends with someone like you is a little crazy. Shouldn't you be hanging around people that are in the same class as you?
>>9980579
There is many ways one can be useful, as it depends to who his actions are catering to.
>>9980583
My passion hasn't reached a fire hot enough yet to be able to orchestrate my own departure arson.
>>9980645
I could get back my ex at anytime with this.
>>9980497
That's a quite a claim, I'll get to the bottom to it, or I'm not chief of police.
>>9980583
>Similarly to the sudden flame, Gant's eyes light up in reaction to it.
W-well, what may we have here. I wish not to get into any trouble with pyromancers, so I'll allow "him" to have a word with me
(TEXT INCLINING YOU TO BELIEVE THAT I AM GOING TO HOST A BRANTSTEELE HUNGER GAMES SIMULATION WHEN IN FACT I HAVE NO INTENTION OF DOING SO)
NOW WHERE'S MY REDDIT GOLD XDDDDDD?
>>9980748
Vert?
Elendil#7042
Hosts or people planning to host and are writing their code, please add me.
>>9980704
cute fox
>>9980748
...Are you me?
>>9980774
Why?
>>9980720
>>9980778
She sure is.
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR JACK
>>9980795
>kek. Thanks.
>>9980762
I look forward to hearing back from you. I know you'll see him in the same light as I see him. At the end of the day, he's a no good creep that wants to murder good looking people like me.
IT WAS ALL A RUSE M'REDDITORS
BET YOU FEEL SILLY NOW HUH?
>>9980621
As I stated, I do not care if I get into a relationship. I do not care if others find me appealing or not. As for emotions, I am still learning those. However, I feel if I smile too much, it will lose it's value.
>>9980627
Then you must have celebrated the day of fathers. I am looking to celebrate it as well. I have been told to give my guardian alcohol. Is there anything else I can do for him?
>>9980641
>She huffs in annoyance as she removes the foot from it's mouth and stands up. She delivers a kick to his jaw before she walks away.
>>9980805
Delet this
I see no bulge
>>9980805
I want to breed her in mating press position and stuff her full of bastards kids
>>9980788
For your code.
>>9980807
TO LET 'ER RIP!
BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
Next prom when?
>>9980828
Memes
>>9980663
How much longer does the guy's vacation go for? I think at least 2 more months or so.
>>9980805
Cool cute fox
>>9980839
THE DNA OF THE MEMES SON NANOMACHINES
>>9980755
With Who? The stereotypical rich snobs who are about as interesting as a brick wall? Non it's why I come here, to mingle with unique individuals that break up the monotony of life. You should be happy you have a rich friend like me, wouldn't it? Imagine going to school and getting dropped off in a helicopter. That's the kind of thing I can do. Anyways I must bid you adieu, I'm going to have a nice dinner with Betty and I have to get ready. Au revoir!
>>9980805
>>9980828
FEAR THE UNSEEN MUCH, JACK?
>>9980805
Everyday this place tests me on things I am willing to stick my dick in. I usually say no.
This time, I say yes. And also, she also looks cool.
>>9980859
betty is a thot
>>9980819
There's no way it'd lose meaning! People will see you as a more approachable person and that's it! Come on, do it with me!
>Subaru cracks the widest smile he has ever made
See? It looks good, doesn't it? I know my eyes are kind of creepy, but the creepiness goes away when you smile!
>>9980831
There were other proms? I thought people were discouraged when it comes to making those kinds of relationships?
>tfw that /v/ thing looks really cool but too complicated
More Marian?
More Marian.
>>9980795
>>9980863
Kaiwaii desu ne kitsune
>>9980831
>implying we have any ships
Name SIX (6) ships
>>9980870
LEFT HAND RULE
>>9980919
I love it.
>>9980892
It's really not. You create your vermin, give him stats and an ability. Then you enter him and the OP shoves him through a simulation he created.
>>9980762
Very well. Ayanami-sama! Your tur-nghh!
>Kuroyuri collapses to the ground, only to get up again. Everything seems the same, even thier voice. But the way in which they speak is...off.
I apologize for the boy's behaviours, he struggles to make friends, that is partly why I sent him here. I understand this will be very confusing for you, so let me explain it. Do you know anything about "Spirit mediums" Damon Gant?
>>9980819
Just seeing you again is enough.
>>9980879
Thank you for your irrelevant opinion. It's wrong by the way.
>>9980911
Post futa Marian
Now
>>9980938
BACK TO THE EARTH WITH YOU
>>9980925
HEY GUYS I'M A BLAND 2D WHORE PLEASE RP WITH ME SO I CAN GODMODE AND GET THE ATTENTION I CRAVE
For someone who has never rpd is it best to ignore thirsty anons?
>>9980859
I can't really imagine that happening, consider I've dropped--
...
I mean, I get dropped off by my friends. They pick me up in their cool cars and stuff. That's good enough for me.
>Subaru waves his new friend off
Buh-bye, Ashy. It's been nice getting to know you again.
>>9980929
Maria x Harusame
Eggman-kun x Hoshi
Emi x Cthulhu
Lenny x Kate
Ahri x Astaroth
Spike x Sunset
>>9980969
Only rp with them if they're being entertaining.
Or just do whatever the hell you want.
>>9980919
>WhenYouGetAskedWhereAllTheJewsHaveGone.jpg
>>9980919
>how do I get one of these done?
>>9980979
Only 1 of those is a real ship.
>>9980969
Ignore everyone, especially anons
>>9980969
Yes.
>>9980962
Cool mature fox mom
>>9980979
Don't try and slander Eggman-kun's good name
Yuno please host
>>9980979
>four oldfag ships
>one midfag ship
>one real ship
Nigga please I could come up with six relevant pairings in my sleep
>>9980979
I thought it was Vader x Hoshi for the Death Star ship
>>9980956
You asked for it.
>>9981021
>shoots you with a tranquilizer dart
>>9981021
>Emi x Cthulhu
>oldfags
>>9981034
Eww
BASED ELSWORTH
>>9981054
>implying Emi X Cthulu isn't the "real" ship.
>>9981034
ppost some hypno diaper scat marian pls
>Ellsworth is the first mrs. Money in the Bank winner
>>9981072
That makes it 2 with Ahri and Astaroth then
>>9981057
Here, have some normal Marian to compensate.
>>9980919
>>9980929
actual list:
Ahri x Astaroth
Haru x Ash
Kaito x Paula
Iida x demon loli
Asgore x Len
Deku x Uraraka
>>9981117
>Asgore x Len
Fuck off with this shit meme, it stopped being funny months ago
>>9981117
>Asgore x len
Lol kys
>>9981072
>>9981102
>two fillers
>real ship
>>9981107
Sugoi fox
>>9981144
Silent avas =/= fillers
>>9981144
Love doesn't need to be all about two people writing lengthy paragraphs describing how much they care about one another.
>>9981117
>Deku X Uraraka
>They do nothing but fuck each other over in each and every game.
>>9981176
TH-THEY'RE A SHIP IN THE SOURCE, IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9981176
Kek
GOOD SHIPS
Ahri x Astaroth
Iida x Demon Loli
Haru x Ash
Kaito x Paula
BAD SHIPS
Raven x Luna
Suz x Ahri
Asgore x Len
Emi x Cthulhu
>>9981117
Uraraka X Reigen*
fixed
>>9981176
IT'S REAL IN MY MIND
>>9981165
Best fox.
Would marry/10
>>9981185
Canon ships don't count either, numbskull. Maybe if they actually talked and had some chemistry in HG, but they really don't; in fact none of the hero kids really talk to each other.
>>9981194
>good ships
The only one that could be considered a good ship is Haru x Ash because both of them haven't dropped their shit 1 week after shipping.
>Bad ships
Expected as anything with Silver, Asgore and furfags is fucking horrible.
> My ship isn't mentioned
Consider selfcest.
>>9981230
you really didnt catch that sarcasm did you
>>9981185
are they even shipped in the source tho? like in an actual relationship
>>9980946
>hearing the sudden change in voice, Gant immediately takes a few steps back, but quickly composes himself again.
Spirit mediums you say. Well, I know one took a big role in a case a few years, DL-6, was it, yes.
Other than that, my knowledge of spirit mediums is limited.
>>9981245
I diiiddd not. brb kms
>>9981238
Tu peux fermer ta gueule je crois
>SUBARU X ALL
>NOT SUBARU
>You will never have a shitty meme ship
>>9981169
>Views from an actual avafag perspective
Looks the same to me.
>>9980758
Correct and you are not being in any way useful seeing as you are catering to me now. Trying to sound wise only elevates how foolish you are.
>>9980883
I do plan to be more approachable sometime in the future. However my smile is very different from others. Maybe it has changed.
>Hiding her mouth behind her fist, she removes it, giving him a full view of a wide, sharp toothed smile.
There. Do I look approachable? Be honest.
>>9980946
That will not be the answer. I see him every day.
>For once slightly hesitant, she locks her hands together.
He also may not be aware of my opinion of him.
>>9981240
>My ship that never happened isn't mentioned
Should we go together, Seth? You a bigwig, I'm a bigwig, we should definitely go into this together.
>>9981274
Eggman-kun is a filler then
>>9981271
Just wait until you get caught in two sex events with the same tribute, then you'll be set.
>>9981230
To be quite honest with you I don't ship Deku with anyone. Not sure who I'd put Urararararaka with, maybe Subaru or some shit. Tsuyu goes with Kosaku.
>>9981254
>>*a few years ago
>I need to stop messing up my sentences ffs.
>>9981228
What a tease. Shame that's not so common.
>>9981053
>sleeps
Ahri x Suz x Astaroth x Archer
Elizabeth x Kosaku
Kaito x Paula
Alfred x Garma x Muffet
Ash x Haru is still a thing I suppose
Red x Fyxe
>>9981263
Speak a language that isn't the main language for tons of 3rd world Africans you clown.
Time for me to fuck off
>>9981311
>Red x Fyxe
Lol?
YOU COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS
>>9981311
>Red x Fyxe
should be red x me
>>9981312
Ta gueule
>>9981354
Alright, NOW we've gone too far.
>>9981354
...
>>9981293
On what fucking basis?
>>9981312
>Liberia
>Nigeria
>Sierra Leone
>Ghana
>American education
gas yourself