THE HUNGER GAMES
First for
>no HG in the OP
thanks fella.
>>9968471
I really need to keep an eye out for these pits. This is starting to get rediculous.
>>9968471
>no eric card epic final battle
Fuck
The fuck are you nignogs listening to?
>>9968496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gZ6VYXIW2A
>>9968471
winner next slide, desu.
>>9968496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ODKdStnIuM
>>9968496
>mental boyfriend
Is this one way of admitting that you are a cuck?
>>9968496
I just bought postol 2 so I'm dicking around in that, listening to the sounds me passing on people.
>>9968525
*Postal 2
Maybe i should sleep instead.
>>9968496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCtm3VmU58E
>>9968555
thanks muh nigga
>>9968545
Not sure if I should be happy or not about this being the first time that I've won two games in one day.
>>9968538
I can't believe that they are still doing updates for this game.
>>9968496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJBPpi7T7R0
>>9968555
>I got killed by a fucking game slide. Damn you, Eric!
>Thanks for the game.
>>9968571
here's your shitty wincard
>>9968597
Thanks brotendo.
>>9968597
Congratulations Eric, thanks.
>>9968538
It's a hidden gem. Just like the Postal movie.
>9968605
The main guy in our friend group in HS got that for like $2, but never let us watch it at his place in favor of Jerma or whatever random video game playing youtuber he found that week. Is it really that good though? I've never heard a single positive thing about Uwe Boll
>>9968621
It's an extremely cheap movie, based off Postal 2. It has a bunch of stereotypes and crude humor. If you enjoyed Postal 2 you'll probably like it.
>>9968595
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCDV9oiV0AEnvp4.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7EV1elVAAALPd2.jpg:large
>>9968651
Thank you for these, kind stranger.
Describe your sex life with a HG avatar
>>9968621
Don't you talk shit about my lord jerma reeee
>>9968667
>>9968667
>>9968667
Inkling
First with kids, then with squids
>>9968667
>>9968667
>>9968667
>>9968668
>haha fanny voices hahahahaha
I'm sorry, but I dislike his brand of humor.
>>9968716
USA! USA! USA!
>>9968667
>>9968737
O SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT, WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING?
>>9968525
Sign my petition, asshole.
>>9968716
open the country. stop having it be closed
>>9968765
WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT!
OVER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING?
>>9968667
>>9968786
Knock, knock. It's Jesus.
WAIT, NO, THAT'S THE WRONG LINE! KNOCK, KNOCK, IT'S THE UNITED STATES!
>>9968794
AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR, GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE!
>>9968803
OH, SAY, DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE OVER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE?
>>9968773
What petition? I'm not aware of any petitions.
>>9968737
>girl with chinese name
>made by an immigrant
>American
tippest toppest kek
>>9968813
WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT? 'COURSE IT DOES, DUMMY! The Star-Spangled Banner's not gonna go down while the hero's around, he'll tell you that much!
What's up, Iowa? I haven't seen you in, like... A year, maybe even more!
>>9968821
But Anon! It does not matter where you are born. What matters is spirit and mentality. Even you can be a true American if you believe in the values the founding fathers build this nation upon!
>>9968841
What's up? I'll tell you what's up! It's freedom! Given to us by God, Jesus Christ and the Father of the nation!
>>9968821
Girl with Chinese name?
bro do you even america?
Shes named after the state of Iowa
>>9968855
Hey, I know my birthday's gonna be in a month or two, but that doesn't mean we can start goin' on about freedom now! Gotta save the parade for the special occasion!
It's been a great year for America so far, wouldn't you agree? A truckload of good things have happened to America so far that it feels like Christmas already!
>>9968885
>he doesn't know that Iowa is nipnong for Iowa
lel
>>9968819
Sign my petition or i'll follow you home and kill your dog!
>>9968901
Oh you mean Lowa?
>>9968885
ily
>>9968886
It always feels like a special day if you live in the greatest nation of the world! Born on the same soil as great men like Washington, Franklin, Roosevelt, Lincoln, Jefferson. And that's just politics!
A darn shame there is SOMEONE in Washington D.C who spits on the values our ancestors foguht, bled and died for! But that won't break my spirit for I am still mighty proud to be 100% American!
USA!
USA!
USA!
((Building her folder for the lulz. Told you I'd try to out-American you))
Give me a movie to watch while I host a game for you maybe
>>9968906
I can't sign the petition if I don't know what it is man.
>>9968943
Puella Magi Madoka Magica : Rebellion
>>9968886
Yo buddy, still alive?
>>9968943
The lego Batman movie was actually pretty cool.
>>9968943
K-On movie.
>>9968885
Ah yes, the great american state of Yang Xiao Long. How could I be so blind?
>>9968964
>Yang Xiao Long
ok
>>9968943
Spider-Man Homecoming
FIRST 24
>>9968964
This game is brought to you by this retard
>>9968997
Reigen Arataka
>>9968997
Doktor Frogg
>>9968997
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>9968997
Alexander the Large
>>9968997
Tree Frog
>>9968997
Minnie May
>>9968997
Oshino Shinobu
>>9968997
Hanma Yujiro
>>9968997
Jason
>>9969015
>>9968997
>>9968997
Alfred Jones
>>9968934
'Scuzi? What, you're acknowledging them? We go through attacks like those so often that it shouldn't even phase us! Ain't no amount of attacks on American soil are ever going to bring down the spirit of democracy and justice, or my name ain't Alfred Freedom Jones!
That's the magic of the United States, Iowa - no matter WHAT kind trouble happens on our soil, we, the people, will bring out our red, white, and blue communities to hoist up the Stars and Stripes to support them! You'll find no other amount of patriotism than in the U.S.A., and that's a guarantee!
America! F--k yeah! Comin' again to save the motherf--kin' day, yeah! AMERICA!
>This is unfair! I'm not even American, I want a rematch
>I'm going to out-American you boy, you might think you've won but I've only just started
>>9968955
>Alfred sighs, wiping his forehead and smiling at Garma. It's always nice to see an old friend pop in from time to time.
Doing better than ever, Garma. It's always nice to cheer about your country from time to time, especially with a kindred spirit! What's up, dude? Space treating you kindly?
>>9968997
Edge Fencer
>>9968997
generic cute anime girl
>>9969014
Yuno shouldn't you be fucking sleeping
>>9968997
Mr. Ultra Rare Mats
>>9968997
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9968997
Eggman-kun
>>9968997
The State of New Jersey
>>9968997
A Liar
>>9968997
Senator Joseph McCarthy
>>9968997
Urotsuki
>>9969027
I've lost control of my life.
>>9968997
Vice Admiral Garma
>>9968997
Senator Stephen Armstrong
>>9968997
Drill Sergeant
>>9969040
why did you have to host in the asscrack of night
>>9969043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dPaVk4G1jg
>>9969032
>>9969037
>>9969043
S-shit america what up.
>>9968997
Principality of Belka
>>9969047
Because I woke up like a few hours before that and it was the end of primetime.
It was either host then or during dead as fuck hours.
>>9968997
Hawk Hollywood
>>9969050
MINE! YOU CAN'T BEAT MY KIND OF PATRIOTISM IF I'M THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ITSELF!
>>9969021
Not exactly, but that's neither here nor there. I came by to visit to get away from all the political crap, I'm sure you are familiar with that. I see you're as patriotic as ever.
>>9969050
Feel the wrath of the U S A!
>>9969057
See, a theme like this would've been great when I played college ball. Oh well, at least I use it for my presidential campaign bid in 2020
>>9969043
played with my balls in college, ya know,
Now take your guns and whiskey show them yellow bellies what for and *ahem
Check em
>>9969090
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9969090
Let's roll.
>>9969090
you're the best, Doos
>>9969090
Full speed ahead. To victory and bloodshed.
>>9969090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMhlPXIT-As
>>9969090
Those beltway pansies I have for PR are telling me to "soften my image". Christ almighty they're a bunch of maggots, but I'll acquiesce. Use this picture of me instead
>>9969074
Oh! Is Zeon gettin' all unrestful and all? Garma, I just gotta tell ya - all of that will blow over in a few months or so, so don't worry about it! I promise you, things will get better, just like it hopefully is for me.
Yep, I'm patriotic! Man, I haven't had a spark like that occur in ages! You know how it feels to sing a duet with your national anthem? It's killer! Have you ever been patriotic like that before, or is Zeon like Japan?
>>9969092
How can I NOT if the SENATOR is BASED in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA which I PERSONIFY?
Do I look weak to you? Listen here, bucko, I know that I might not be as bloodthirsty as half the people here, but I can throw a mean left hook!
>>9969090
>The Fencer's armor turns into a bright yellow as she slowly opens her eyes. Her once pink hair turn silver.
Ooooooh... I... I am ready.
>>9969090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy7jYH7dXiw
>>9969090
>As you look over your victims in this event you notice that there is an overwhelming amount of American patriotism in this competition and it's making you uncomfortable.
S-shit I forgot to cap placements again..
>>9969102
>kissu
>>9969105
I apologize Senator but that picture will forever be planted in their minds now
>>9969126
Oh well, fuck 'em. When my new American Dream is finally realized, those worms will be crushed under my heel. Ha, let the competition see my true strength!
>>9969126
You can bet I'll be back!
>>9969126
>You don't really have the ability to run anymore, so it's more like a brisk walk away from the cornucopia instead.
>>9969110
R-right now it's more like Germany right after WW2. But my forces and I are doing our best to change that. You're not really allowed to be patriotic when you are on the losing side.
>He sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose
There I go going off on that nonsense, but really enough about that whole mess, I'm just glad to see you're still as full of life as before. So what's been getting you all fired up?
>>9969126
Give me that whiskey! I need it for research purposes!!
>>9969126
...
>The Fencer lightly levitates from off the ground, beginning to slowly move forward away from the center.
>>9969147
America? On the losing side? Don't make me laugh! There is no barrier, no military force that American ingenuity cannot overcross. You people are living on borrowed time because I can promise you, you've awakened a sleeping giant. After this little conflict I can assure you, that giant's eyes will be on you
>>9969147
>Alfred tilts his head, before shrugging and putting his hands behind his head.
Now that I think about it, Germany DID seem a little bit, eh... What's the word... "weak" after World War II. Didn't smile (even though he probably never has) or even think positive (even though he never has). Just keep faithful and you'll stick it to the end, Garma!
Turns out being sick can actually bring up your mood a little bit! Coming back for a few days has really brought up my spirits, especially with all the other Americans and you here! I haven't felt a spark like that occur in A-G-E-S!
>>9969126
To glory and victory.
>>9969181
Holy shit this is an ancient version of my code.
Do me a favor and use the updated one from now on. Ge4FloTY
>>9969175
S-sorry to say, but America is technically under a one world government in the future. A Federation of nations...don't mean to be a buzz kill or anything..
>>9969176
Well that's good to hear, isn't your birthday coming up next month?
>probably missed some real shit while sleeping
>>9969200
Yes! Yes, it's coming up next month, and I'd be lying if I was saying that I wasn't hyped as all he--No, wait, can't swear, HECK for it! Independence is my virtue, you know?
I can't expect much for presence, but being here for it is really gonna make my day if I manage to show up for it! Man, I remember being here for my birthday last year... I sure did act different. Hey, Garma, when's your birthday?
>>9969193
oh cool thanks
>>9969181
>Urotsuki becomes a chainsaw wielding deputy
>>9969200
W-what?
>The nanomachine-addled senator stumbles for a moment, one of his massive hands supporting his head. Steadying himself, he lets out a belllowing laugh
Foolish ... girl? Boy? No matter! American Ingenuity is not bound by a mere border! Our Pride, our spirit transcends anything! No matter what future you come from, America will reign supreme!
>>9969181
Why am I arguing with a map? Maybe I am crazy...
...Shut up while I'm introspecting! Quiet!
>>9969224
>Frogg screams while shooting the other tributes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsnfYn_ZFdE
>>9969210
You didn't miss anything important... Unless you slept through Yuno's faction game.
>>9969237
I watched this an hour ago wtf
>>9969244
H-haha, of course I w-wouldn't sleep through that!
yes
>>9969244
I always sleep through Yuno's faction game because it's always when I'm cooking
Lmao
>>9969216
August 17th...not that it really matters anymore...How did last year's birthday go?
>>9969228
Your really starting to sound like my older brother right now..a-and I'm a boy, but I'll have you know I'm a vice admiral! I earned my stripes.
>He observes the senators unnatural body
Man, for a politician you sure are...big.
That food could of been given to starving children
UFO IN ROUTE AND IT'S NOT PRETTY
Man I was expecting a long game but instead I get shit
>>9969181
>You have absolutely no use for this, it'll just slow you down.
>Why did you go mining in the first place, this was just a waist of time.
>Suddenly a piece of wood is swung at the back of your head, and of course it breaks like a toothpick.
>You turn to find your attacker, but he as apparently run off with that gold you dug up earlier.
>You don't really care about the gold, but you are VERY upset about the unexpected headache he gave you.
>You will definitely have to get some good old fashioned revenge later.
>>9969224
>You figured that a bartender would be serving drinks at a bar, but apparently he's more focused on questioning you about something that has no use to him.
>All you wanted was something to drink, but if he's going to just be prying into your business then you have no reason to buy anything from this man.
>So you do the only rational thing you can think of, cleave the man right between the eyes and take the drinks for yourself.
>You hope mom doesn't find out about this, she would blow a fuse if she knew you were drinking.
>>9969278
>More accurately, you spend the night stalking the girl from the forest, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
>You really hate it when people just come over uninvited, kids these days have no manners at all.
>>9969278
I need it moore!
>>9969319
...Oh.
>>9969319
If it wasn so outrageous, I would be upset. Next time, I suppose.
Again I forgot my placements so none of that which is annoying
>>9969321
kys Asgore
Grats True American american of the west
Wincard and shit
>9969278
>Looking toward Edge Fencer, the senator lets out a choked chuckle. Blood spurts out of his mouth as he somehow manages to speak
Congratulations, girl. Whatever the hell it is you believe in, you've proven yourself more than capable enough to grasp it.
>cough
If I could move my arms, I'd ... salute you ...
>A glint of pride in his pinkish- augmented eyes, the senator nods toward the girl before finally dying
>>9969307
Ha, you sure are rather small for a boy. Ever throw the 'ol pigskin around with your dad? I highly doubt it somehow.
>The abnormally large senator looks off into the difference
I'm large you say? My America is diseased, rotten to the core. Despite the lingering influence of the patriots, and the complacency of tits people, only I can rip America out of it's roots, and replant it into the shining utopia I know and love - the nation I know it can be!
>>9969352
>>9969358
Hah, congratulations. Thanks for hosting.
>>9969352
>>9969358
This was entertaining, we appreciate how you spent your time this past hour.
>>.9969359
>holy fuck I can't type. I should sleep even though I'm not
>>9969307
>Alfred pulls out his notebook and writes the date down, muttering to himself while doing so.
August... Seventeenth... Got it! Show up on your birthday and I'll get you something, I promise! You know how unbreakable a hero's promise is, right?
Oh, it went over fine back home! We partied 'n drank beer and all that - normal, everyday American things. Here? Nothing much happened, and I remember someone wanting to give me a present but she never gave it to me... Oh, well. Been like a year now, so it's time for me to move on!
>>9969352
>Alfred applauds the man, even though every nerve in his body is screaming at him to run.
Congrats, Jason! I always liked the first movie, but I ain't sure about the remake. Thanks for hosting, miss! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
>>9969370
Rest soon
>>9969347
Trembling? Were you worried, or just excited, you big bully?
>>9969358
Congraats~
And thank you!
Who is the best ava in this thread?
>>9969384
You
>>9969352
The Jersey boy had it in the bag.
>>9969384
Jason.
>>9969384
Some of them.
>>9969358
Congratulations, Hockey player
>>9969352
Thanks for hosting
>>9969377
Sleep is for the weak, and I am no weakling. No, I'm going to shitpost for several hours before I pass out until mid to late afternoon, then hate myself for doing so .
>>9969403
Are you sure? You'll need to go to sleep eventually...
>>9969403
Do it
COME ONE COME ALL TOWARD HAVING A NICE LITTLE VACATION ON AN ISLAND BUT THERE'S A CATCH
FIRST 24
>>9969338
>You've never used a real gun before, so you are of course a little confused about how to use it.
>Though it seems simple enough, just aim and pull the trigger thing.
>You aim at the girl and fire the gun, and the recoil catches you off guard and the firearm swings up into your face.
>You are thankful for the mask, and you apparently hit your intended target, since the girl is now motionless on the ground in a pool of her own blood.
>>9969349
>Fun Fact: I'm not Asgore.
>>9969352
>Is it over already?
>You were just getting started.
>At least you won the game, so now you have proven that you're a threat.
>And with that, you trudge back into the forest, back to the shack that you built for yourself.
>>9969425
Doremy Sweet
>>9969359
You sound like you want to use an iron fist, but what about the checks and balances? Doesn't America pride itself on being a democracy?
>>9969373
A-Alfred you don't have to get me something really! Just hanging out with you guys is enough for me. I'll make sure to show up and wish you a happy birthday, that's a promise!
>>9969352
Congratulations. May your vision for our great nation shine through!
>>9969425
Senator Stephen Armstrong
>>9969425
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9969425
Tsuyu
>a catch
>>9969425
A Liar
>>9969425
Yujiro Hanma
>>9969425
Lord Beerus
>>9969428
>Shinobu eyes widen before she senses a bullet coming her way.
>With a sharp whimper of surprise she arches backwards with agility, keeping her brains in her head
>>9969425
Ririchiyo
>>9969425
Jason
>Right as you are about to leave, the same woman from before starts shouting something about hosting another event.
>You figured it would have taken longer for another game to start, so you immediately trudge back over to the group of people, ready for another fight.
>>9969425
Oshino Shinobu
>>9969446
F-froggy?
>>9969425
Alfred Jones
>>9969432
Hey, hey, hey, don't say that now, what kind of hero-- No, what kind of FRIEND would I be if I didn't get you something? My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice', and they tell me to get you something you'll love!
Dude, my independence day is celebrated in fifty states. I might like someone wishing me a happy birthday, but friends' birthdays matter more than me own!
>>9969425
Vice Admiral Garma
>>9969425
Zeri
>>9969425
Uriko Nonomura
>>9969470
fuck off Big the Cat
>>9969425
Rubick
>>9969425
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>9969480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISjP0eC0xwc
>>9969425
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9969425
TFW It's your birthday today
>>9969498
happy birthday you beautiful nigger
>>9969480
>>9969493
Was just about to post this exact thing.
>>9969493
big the cat's story is fucking easy. we're talkin' babby-tier easy.
>>9969432
Democracy?!
>The senator laughs, then spits behind his shoulder
The weak have no place deciding ANYTHING in TRULY ideal American state. The worthless wil be purged, and the strong who are left will be free to fight their own battles - for what they believe in!
>The senator places a massive hand onto the future boy's shoulder
You know, you may be weak, and possibly some sort of future british, but I can mould you. There's no way I can influence your time but you, you can
>The senator harshly jabs a finger into the boy's chest, right where his heart is
You say America is controlled by one nation state in your time? Even better. I can sense some sort of strength in you. You must be the one to tear your government out, and eradicate them like the rats they are! Worm on your muscle tone a bit, maybe get an infusion of A-1776 claytronics grade nanomachines, and you will be the bastion of REAL American progress
>>9969425
Youmu
>>9969425
Mr. Ral
>>9969498
Happi B-day pii
>>9969504
>>9969505
Big The Cats greatest catch when?
>>9969505
>fishing game
>fucking easy
compared to the other stories in the fucking game big's is hard as fuck
froggy is a piece of shit and should be cooked up and eaten like the fucking degenerate it is
>>9969425
Blank
>>9969493
It's just not the same when it doesn't have Arin scream furiously over it.
>>9969425
Araghast the Pillager
>>9969514
big the cat fishing VR version
>>9969501
>>9969514
It's a meme you dipsticks.
https://youtu.be/mNy9HIo3shs
Boom in your pocket
>>9969516
Really? I was able to pass with flying colors on Big's Story in mere minutes.
http://itsyourbirthday.today/#memes
>>9969537
>>9969520
>>9969475
Kill, maim, burn! KILL, MAIM, BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!
THIS TIME I WON'T FORGET TO CAP PLACEMENTS
Probably...
>>9969520
We're sorry, but your pony girlfriend is in another thread.
>>9969537
>team 3
>team 6
We've got some weird teams here.
>>9969537
I accept this challenge!
>>9969537
>Shinobu eagerly climbs onto the podium
Come on, hurry up. I wish to be entertained!
>>9969541
yeah you did but not fucking me
i can't even remember how to play it but it went something like this on the PS3 version
>wiggle the controller stick until you catch froggy
>once you do, pray to fucking jesus that he doesn't let go
>>9969547
>Somebody else knows about this beautiful website.
>>9969471
Man, I sometimes wonder what it was that I did to deserve a good friend like you. Now I just feel foolish for all that stuff I put you through. I can't say sorry enough times.
>>9969507
>The young kid shakes as the intimidating senator gives his monologue.
B-But I don't think having some mysterious substance injected in me is a good idea. I mean we are fine waging war against the Federation with mobile suits. They drew first blood! I don't care for Earth, but we won't stop until we won the independence for all space colonist!
>>9969548
Done
>>9969559
at least it was a shorter story
>>9969537
Fufufu...This ought to be humorous...
>>9969560
doesn't everybody??
>>9969552
What's so weird about them?
>>9969520
Pony ... girlfriend? What degeneracy do you speak of? No self-respecting champion of khorne holds ties with any mortal, let alone consorts with beasts!
>>9969559
Maybe because i was one of the lucky bastards who got the PC version.
>>9969567
>puting a serial killer in disguise with a little girl who is a hero
>putting a serial killer with a vampire who is in disguise as a little girl
Someones getting murdered tonight boy
>>9969566
I wish they did, i think only a small part of the jerma reddit knows about it's existence unfortunately.
>>9969578
Figured you misquoted. And I meant this.
LETS GET STARTED
>>9969561
It goes like this, Garma - treat people right, 'n they'll treat you right back. You've treated me well a whole heap of times before, now it's time for me to do the same to you!
And don't worry about it! Forgive and forget, right? Sure, it was a real hard time, but we've both learnt from it, right? Trust me, Garma - I've made my fair share of mistakes, and I'm STILL getting the consequences even to today. You're a good man regardless, Garma. At ease, sir!
>>9969577
well they're redditors, ofcourse they wouldn't know of it, they're retarded
>>9969590
With these, I'll have the cutest clothes in the arena!
>>9969601
You wish, whore.
>>9969575
Me? Kosaku Kawajiri? A serial killer in disguise? Perish this thought right now, I am merely a salaryman who just wants a quiet life
(Cough cough, her hands looks nice as fuck tho)
>>9969577
>jerma
http://itsyourbirthday.today/#killyourself
>>9969601
nah, you ugly
>>9969611
OH YES I MUST HAVE MISSPOKE? TEAM 3? I MEANT TEAM 2, HAHA. YEAH.
>>9969590
>>9969591
I really feel bad now. I just stabbed someone to death while they were being praised...
>>9969612
But it's real, and it's just for posting twitcj clips and rat memes.
https://www.reddit.com/r/jerma985/
>>9969622
Yes, you clearly must have meant Team 2 and not Team 3, consisting of Kosaku "I just want a quiet life" Kawajiri and Tsuyu
Make a joke like this when everyone is around and I will kill you am I clear
>>9969622
Excuse me, what?
>>9969644
i don't think he's saying kill yourself because it's not real
he means kill yourself because you're cancer for even knowing about its existance
>>9969647
I MUST HAVE MISSPOKE AGAIN, I'M REAL TONGUED TIED TODAY. I MEANT TEAM 4
>>9969610
And I' already the target of envy in the place.
>>9969618
You must be speaking to someone else. There hasn't been one person to say such a thing to me in all my life.
Whoooosh
>>9969591
>He gives Alfred a hug
You're the best, I have to go now. But may our friendship last forever!
>>9969652
Well where else am I going to post shitty memes about jerma, i need to get my fix somehow.
>>9969660
Fufufu...How fun~
>>9969660
I just stabbed you're friend to death. Why are you hugging me all of a sudden?
>>9969670
nowhere because you're cancer for making them
>>9969507
You don't care for Earth?!
>The imposing senator pauses for a moment, briefly deep in thought before turning back to the boy
As a subordinate of mine once said, it seems like I've misjudged you. You would sacrifice Earth .. the BIRTHPLACE of HUMANITY for some pitiful colonies?!
>The Senator spits toward the boy,a disgusted grimace plastered over his chiseled face
You disgust me. Humans should be defending Earth with all of their being! Your "colonies" are ultimately worthless without the might of humanity backing them!
>Taking a step back, the senator chuckles
You know, I should thank you. When I become president in 2020, I will make sure that my America, my EARTH, will not become the worthless garden of pansies that yours seems to be .We will BUILD, we will EXPAND, and AMERICA will colonize the STARS!
>>9969660
I hunger for boars! I've worked far too long today to forfeit meat on my dinner table tonight.
>>9969681
was for
>>9969561
This happening twice in a row? Maybe I should actually rest. It is 9 after all.
Have sweet dreams if American dominance, y'all!
>>9969680
Why can't i have fun dad?
>>9969660
I didn't even know things like this could be left behind. I wonder what sort of hints could be written down or if it's a call for help. Though it would be too late if this was written by a previous tribute...
>>9969681
Please stay forever.
>>9969699
because you're a homosexual and a disgrace of a son
>>9969660
>that Yujiro event
100% canon?
>>9969636
>>9969660
>>9969678
Shhh.
>Alfred hugs the ghost (despite hating ghosts with all his heart) and smiles, before whispering in her ear. (Hope Youmu likes ASMR, eh?)
Now listen 'ere, ma'am, and I believe your name is Youmu. Garma's my friend, and I value him very much.
I think you're a good person for being sorry for what you did. Just make sure to not do it again, 'cause even the hero's compassion runs out after a while... Even if it's practically infinite.
>>9969663
As long as America 'n Zeon's still around, our friendship will last for centuries, man! Check it!
>Alfred laughs and returns it, patting him on the back.
Come back soon, okay? I don't want to start missing you like I did before!
>>9969697
>wishes a good night's sleep in American
>>9969590
This is a load of bull.
>>9969709
But i like girls, in fact i like them so much i became a pussy just to get closer to one.
STOP APPEARING SO EARLY DAMN YOU
>>9969732
NO FUCK YOU I DO WHATEVER I PLEASE
>Arena Event
>>9969697
Night! Hope you stick around!
Must you take everything literally?
>>9969737
Don't make me rewrite you
>>9969706
Don't worry, I could never abandon the country I truly love.
>The senator punches his massive fists together, each hand briefly turning an unnatural black
You can count on me being back - back to reign in my NEW AMERICA! The land of the TRULY FREE!
>>9969697
Good night Senator
>>9969725
what you did was infect a girl with an incurable disease taking her completely out of the reproduction cycle, making her only fuckable hole the asshole, which is for gay men.
>>9969744
DO ITDO ITDO ITDO ITDO IT
>>9969732
Urgh...If i must die, you shall die with me!!
>>9969753
Fair point, I'll make someone else rewrite it
>>9969732
All those years of walking on furniture payed off! I avoid a firey death today!
>>9969744
ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY
dotto
>>9969732
>Why is there a volcano in the middle of this Arena, seems very impractical.
>Of course it's not really going to effect you that much, you've literally been to hell before, a little volcano isn't that the impressive compared to the devils playhouse.
>>9969715
T-this is starting to creep me out. You're planning something, aren't you? I can feel it.
>>9969732
In hindsight, that was a bit over the top. And a bad way to treat a sword. But there's one less demon to worry about.
JUST FUCKING WATCH ME KEKS
>>9969800
rip sweat angles
>>9969750
But what about girls that like to do it in the buttatit can't be gay if a girl wants a guys sausage in her backdoor.
>>9969800
Ka ka~!
Looks like my colleagues are out of commission. There's no helping it, I am the strongest, after all. I guess I'll have to finish the job.
YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T HAPPEN BUT I SUMMONED THE GODS
>shits on the floor
>>9969829
IGNORE THIS
>>9969829
>>9969834
>>9969829
What in the world is >>9969834
>Shinobu quickly turns away and begins to whistle an improvised tune
>>9969784
Am I? I dunno what you're talking about! Forgive and forget, right? I mean, I might not like GHOSTS, but that don't mean I'd be planning something, right? Right?
>America shrugs, pointing to himself.
I mean, look at me! Do I look like a suspicious person to you? Okay, I KNOW my glasses make me look like a nerd, don't talk about 'em. You don't look exactly innocent yourself, y'know!
>>9969825
she's not a girl then, "she" is a demon who wants to turn men gay
>>9969844
Don't you do that
I have a feeling this bloodbath already happened. As if someones death trigged some sort of ability that rewinds time or something? hmmmm
>>9969853
>bites the dust
>>9969839
>Shinobu checks a newspaper for the date
Nothing like a trip back in time! This timeline will be ruled by me!
>>9969839
Why does it keep saying I'm a guy?
>>9969853
jojo is fucking shit
>>9969851
Dad are you taking those pills that homeless guy gave you again? You seem a bit off.
>>9969853
Ssh...it's all according to kotaku
>>9969869
I must of forgot to specify it my bad
>>9969853
I wonder...
Is this a JewJew's Weird Quest reference?
>>9969886
is this a hitler reference
>>9969879
Panaino~!
I'm feeling it! This mysterious feeling!
>>9969879
>Can't get killed by a deadly disease if you're already dead.
>One of the great advantages of being you.
HAH we beat that stupid Arena event this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZuJ47G3D2M
SHIT THIS REWRITE MADE ME FORGET TO GET PLACEMENTS
>>9969846
Your glasses are fine though. Wait, how do I look like I'm not innocent?? Is it the ribbon? How I dress? Please tell me.
My momentum dropped and I blame that damn Arena Event...
>>9969944
Holo?
>>9969925
Get it together already!
>>9969913
This is something Yotsugi would have a fascination with, I've had enough of shellfish for one lifetime.
>>9969944
Ah yes... I was bound to be caught in one of these eventually.
B-bakana!
>>9969951
Hulu?
>>9969926
They are? Huh. Well, you know what they say! All the people nowadays love a guy with glasses! Maybe these spectacles ain't bad after all!
Well, yes, the way you dress is kind of threatening, but that's a given if you're from where I think you are. Not only that, but somethin' in your eyes seems off. Ghostly, as a matter of fact! Why, are you supposed to be a saint?
>>9969944
>Uriko Nonomura died earlier
>even posted in the dead tributes earlier
>still alive
Something's fucky.
Meteora ava when
>>9969944
>This is a fate worse than death, and you should know, you've died plenty of times and you can safely say that this is much worse.
>You just want to go back home.
>You want your mommy.
>>9969944
O-oh. I would have never have come if I knew it was -that- kind of jungle.
>>9969957
I'm not sure what in the world is going on here. But whoever wins through all this chaos is truly commendable. Back to napping for me.
>Shinobu sinks back into the shadows
>>9969968
Must of been the power of an enemy stando.
>>9969981
Good night, it was a strange turn of events.
>>9969976
F
>>9969957
You just remind me of the Holo avafag.
>>9969963
The glasses give you a kind look. As for where I am from? That would be Gensokyo. Now... Can we please stop mentioning ghosts? I'm not really... Fond of talking about them.
>>9969970
>start a conversation with them
>three entire posts of exposition
I don't think you want this at all.
>>9970002
I do, it's worth it for my waifu
i think i know just the person for the job
somebody get Aussa to play Meteora
>>9969999
I know who they are quads
>>9970001
I, well, what else kind of look would you expect from a hero? Ain't no one like a dark 'n broody person with a tragic past! And I had thought you were from Gensokyo. Totally fine as long as I don't get on your bad side!
I don't like ghosts very much either, so I'm more than happy to stop talking about them! Hate the way they just... POP up outta nowhere, y'know? Can't prepare for it!
>>9970002
Can't be as bad as talking with the Lambda fag.
>Hello Lamba, how is it going?
>It is going well. I am a failed experiment that is...(insert entire life story)
>>9970025
Aussa was the Lambdafag
>>9970025
>tfw used to be like that but the posts were shorter than my dick
fuck i'm glad i've gotten better
>>9969957
Urgh...Sorry for leaving so suddenly, I had important dream business to do...
Ah, it appears I had died by Ctuhulu...
>>9970024
I take it you've met others from there before? Which youkai did you learn about Gensokyo from? Was it that annoying ice fairy, Cirno? Or the drunk oni Suika?
>She completely dodges the last part about the ghosts and how they spook people, obviously bothered by it.
>>9970008
>>9970025
>and my sides left orbit.
>>9970008
>I don't even know who that is
>>9970025
>She gave answers when inquired about it.
>But that's part of the reason I stopped using her
>>9970025
>Sides: gone.
>>9970076
>Kissu
congrautlations and like an Idiot I forgot to put placemats
Here's a wincard, I'm done for the night I just fucked up so badly
>>9970076
Lambdas still your best, you just need to work on it.
Conversation works on the little details, you dont need to use the character's bio for it.
>>9970090
>Shinobu peeks out of the shadow and gives a small nod of appreciation for the host's time.
>>9970076
aussa is pic related
and rika
and some other cancers
>>9970090
Another job well done by myself
>>9970095
Thanks for hosting
>>9970102
shit i thought for some reason that was a new lambda i hadn't seen refering to aussa
>>9970090
Well done, Ririchiyo.
>thanks for the suspicious game.
>>9970098
>>9970076
>Yes, please bring back Lambda.
>>9970089
Please desist.
>>9970102
>>9970111
>Everybody makes mistakes.
>I just make a fuckload of them constantly.
>>9970098
>>9970117
>I honestly disagree that she is, not that I think I have any that're particularly good anyways. And either way I can't get in to the feel for her easily-or at all typically.
>I guess I can try though. Last time I had the urge to use her I didn't get in to even four games across a like two-day period.
>>9970090
Congratulations, Ririchiyo.
And thank you.
Not the best way to end a night I think but have fun everyone
>>9970117
It sort of just happened.
>>9970083
>Spin kicks a sandwich
Wait a second.... EWEWEWEHH
I'm Carlton.
>>9970071
>Alfred pauses, taking a minute to try and recall just who they are. Alfred may look young, but he's forgetful just like an elder.
Heard of the both of them and I THINK I might have talked with them, but that's not where I heard of Gensokyo from. Rika's not a youkai, is she? I'm not sure if I heard of Gensokyo from her, miss Patchouli or Chen. Or maybe Kurumi? Man, where do all of you guys COME from?
>>9970090
>Alfred applauds the host and the winner.
A masterpiece! Untouched, unique! Thank you for hosting, ma'am! You inspire a multitude of others! (Oh, and a congratulations to the other one, too!)
>>9970124
It was nice coming back to life for once! It was interesting. Even if I did get violated by a swarm of vines this time!