Knight x Dragon #11 I can't think of a title edition

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Someone needs to find this

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New Trash Knight page is out

Read the rest at http://thebutthag.tumblr.com/tagged/trash-knight/chrono

>>9941744
My only complaint is that one of the kobolds weren't dabbing

>>9941744
Kobalds are just worthless dragons

>>9941744
>exploited
but its her job :l

>>9942478
I dunno about 'worthless'. They are a snuggable size, and I value snuggability.

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BEHOLD

A LIST OF FEMALE DRAGONS TO PERUSE

CLAIM YOUR WAIFUS NOW OR BE FOREVER ALONE

>>9944382
This is some acute autism.

>>9944382
https://youtu.be/iacpStNrXmc

>>9944382
ROLL

>>9944719
I actually got the best one out of all of them, so I take back the autism comment

That list needs to be updated. It's missing Vermithrax Pejorative, from the Disney film Dragonslayer.

>>9941744
>when you realize that you are the knight, desperately desiring affection and sex but the moment a chance comes by you recoil and try to avoid it, preferring the scant comforts of chastity to actually trying to get anywhere or do anything

Rather sobering.

>tfw reading to much into silly dragon romance comic

>>9945459
no no I get you

>>9941744
Is Malinka smiling or mad in that 2nd panel?

>Be Anon
>Poor crops farmer in medieval Yurop
>It's crops season muthafucka!
>You harvest barley until you can't anymore
>MOTHAFUCKIN CROPS SEASON
>Suddenly a knight in shiny armor comes to town
>It's Sir Chad Thundercodpiece
>Pretty much the best human being ever
>He says he's going to rescue Princess Stacy
>lol_okay.tapestry
>You keep farming crops
>Fuck yeah potatoes
>Realize that potatoes isn't a wife
>The three girls in your village thay survived into adulthood are married already
>Fuck
>Now you hate these potatoes
>You should be a knight instead of a faggot potatoes and barley farmer
>You grab your barley harvesting sickle and leave town
>Get attacked by wolves the first night
>Get attacked by bandits the next
>Get attacked by wolf banditos the third night
>Finally make it to Castle Assburger, where a horrible dragon is guarding a princess
>You check your princess handbook
>Looks like this castle is... NEET Princess
>Says she likes the dark and reading comics
>No picture
>She's probably ugly, but you're desperate
>You goes the castle door and draw your sickle
>It's dark, and smells kind of gross, but like a good kind of gross, like you walked into your parents room right after they had sweaty nasty fun
>You walked around the castle looking for the dragon
>If you were lucky maybe it'd kill you so you could go meet God
>You climb up some spiral stairs walk around halls and slide down handrails
"NEET Princess? I'm here to rescue you!" you shout
>"Fuck off!"
"Hello?!"
>A door opens up down the hall
>A girl in a shirt and sweatpants leans out
>"Go on! Get outta here asshole!"
"But I'm here to rescue you, Princess. I just haven't found the dragon yet."
>"Just get outta here!"
>You walk towrds her and she retreats into her room
"What's going on here?"
>"There's no dragon, now get lost." NEET Princess goes back to reading her comic
"So... Why are you here in this shitty castle?"
>"Because, now can you go?"
"I was hoping to get to know you better."

>>9944382
Hey, I have a very strong suggestion.
Drizelda from Tom & Jerry: The Lost Dragon

https://www.shadowlordinc.com/sceneclip.view?Clip.Id=6059

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>>9945952
Will be sure to add her and Momma dragon to it.
>>9945110
I knew I forgot something.

>>9944382
FUCKIN ROLL

>>9944382
Fug it roll!

>>9944382
GIB ONYXIA

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>>9947555
>literally the worst one on the entire list
>literally a fucking cat with wings

>>9944382
Rolling

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>>9944382

>>9944382
rell

>>9944382
lessee

>>9944382
I want in on this

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>>9948716
>maleficent

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>>9948577
>tfw had to google

>>9942023
THIS

>>9944382
Let's give a try

>>9945739
Where was this going?

>>9944382
I need that big bad dragon tush

>>9949131
God fucking dammit

>>9944382
gimme something good

>>9945550
Smiling, she's gonna get him so drunk that she can jump on that dick.

>>9944382
Oh boy

>>9938798
im such a huge anal slut, i wanna see that dragons ass pull me inside.

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>>9944382
>reversal of the heart
why you gotta remind me of that shit man

anyways roll

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>>9942023
there you go

>>9944382
huh

>>9944382
who?

>>9944382
Oh boy here we go

>>9949777
>Get trips on a literally who dragon
End this meme

>>9944382
rollin

>>9949813
>implying milf dragon is bad

>>9944382
rollio

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>>9944382
Hope I get a cute.

>>9949701
You win.

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>>9944382
OK, you're missing Councillor Omina from Jake Long for one. (pardon the picture quality) Also Stormfly and Typhoomerang from HTTYD, plus The Great Protector and at least one Changewing according to their wiki.
There's several other fems from the maid dragon series too. Not sure if you'd want to add Mel's sister Sybele from Tara Duncan or not since the only difference seems to be the hair.

>>9944382
Roll

>>9944382
Here goes.

>>9944382
Here's hoping I get one large enough to unbirth me.

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>>9951441
Here you go, anon.

>>9944382
rolling for blank space

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>>9951474

>>9951258
Kanna is the best dragon.

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>>9951580
>monstergirl shit
no

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>>9944382
Suggestion : flare, /tg/ meme.

>>9951580
Objective truth. But she is not for lewd.

>>9944382
Roll because autistic

>>9951606
I meant that Kanna's dragon form is the best in the show, pleb.

>>9951606
AFAIK they've almost all got shown full dragon forms

>>9951851
>99% time spent as human

>>9951898
>not liking dragons in anime
pls

>>9951921
Shapeshifting dragons are SHIT. Shapeshifting is LITERALLY the eternal copout mechanism when it comes to almost anything dragon related.

Want to fuck a dragon as a smaller race? shapeshift so it's easier for you, and more acceptable because they no longer look like a dragon.

Want to kill off a dragon easily? Shapeshift and have them be killed by something that wouldn't have killed them as a dragon.

Want to have a dragon in your show/comic/game but don't want to account for their physical form or appearance? Shapeshift so you can treat them as just a smarter/stronger humanoid.

What is the god damn point? You're just diluting them down until they might as well be substituted by something else that actually fits what you're looking for, since it clearly isn't a dragon.

>>9944382
Let's see how shitty my roll is.

>>9944382
roll for waifu

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>>9952260
Winrar

>>9944382
auto bots ROLL OUT

Rini, that's a pretty good roll

>>9951723
Ugh. I was there when that guy first showed up. I actually looked up the artist and, apparently, that whole, "one winged," thing was an artistic design choice by the artist. He couldn't draw back wings, so he just... didn't.

>>9952698
Of course he did, but it just made her look malformed. Trust me, this image has been analyzed extensively by /tg/. I can't think of a more influential /tg/ meme to be honest, causes instant raging and shitposting and is usually an instant ban.

>>9952995
And then he started posting about Cynder, from the Spyro games, and the shitposting was cranked all the way up to eleven.

>>9953135
delet this

>>9944382
Why not?
roll

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>>9953623
Which version though? Original or this one?

>>9944382
Roll.

>>9944382
hmmm

>>9944382
Quite the list you got there

>>9954414
I bet her ass tastes great!

Will this story here continue? https://pastebin.com/Fzfi9XPj

>>9955648
Yeah, I'll be writing more of it some time tonight. All the new updates will get posted here https://pastebin.com/GJva5NEy

>>9944382
SHIT

IM LATE TO THE PARTY FUCK

>>9944382
I don't know if any good ones are still available, but I'll roll.

>>9952260
>>9956860
>Already taken
>Was top tier qt too

FUCK

>>9944382
Gimme some good shit

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>>9957505
>tfw stealing my waifu

>>9941744
So he's gonna confess that he's got a crush on nerd dragon, yeah?

>>9944382
Rollo

>>9944382
Roll

>>9944382
Roll

>>9944382
roll

>>9944382
rollin

>>9959073
fuck that

i killed the thread

whoops

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>>9944382
I got anna

>>9961687
add more.

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>>9953034
This is definitely where Flare belongs either way.

>>9953135
what is this, a medieval c-section; cutting up the dragon vagoo, dragon likes getting cut up?

im truly confused here

>>9962189
She is having her fat removed so she doesn't look like a slob.

>>9944382
What about the reluctant dragon

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>>9963081
Male and gay

>tfw no green

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>>9944382
Eh, why not.

>>9964331
that genitalia is awful

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a warframe dragon count?

>>9964445
Personally I'd imagine a humanoid sci-fi flesh golem with a dragon theme doesn't really count as an actual dragon. It's not really a knight either. The thing it's actually closest to being is a knights suit of armor.

>>9964410
Only dragon pic I got, take it or leave it. Just trying to contribute

Got home a bit later than I thought, but I'm gonna post a little bit of Eva's story before I pass out. More coming tomorrow.

https://pastebin.com/GJva5NEy

>That night, you slept soundly in Eva's grasp
>And when you awoke, you found yourself with some strange group of words building on your tongue
>But you couldn't quite tell what the words were
>There was something you were trying to tell her, you were sure of it
>But you just didn't know how to say it...
>When you awoke, she cradled you, gently whispering in your ear as she asked if you'd slept well
"Yeah. Better than in a long time. Thank you, Ms. Eva."
>She smiled at that, then went off to fix you some breakfast

>It was the first of many, many days you'd spend with her
>For a while, every day was the same
>But not in the drudgery sort of way that every day was the same back in the barracks of the Errant Order
>They're the same in a quiet, secure sort of way
>Every day after you awake, Eva lets you sit in her lap while she "reads" to you
>Not truly reads, as she doesn't keep any books nearby
>But it seems she's committed hundreds of works by elves, dwarves, and men to memory, and can recite them easily
>And so she reads to you tales of ancient legend, as well as lessons on history, natural philosophy, and even the little she knows of magic
>After a fair amount of begging, she even starts to teach you draconic
>Which you're terrible at, sadly
>But it makes you happy to try and speak to her in her own language
>You even get to the point where you can pronounce her true name properly!
>The first time you get it right, she beams with pride, bends down, and gently licks along your ear
>It isn't until later that it occurs to you that this was meant to be a dragon's kiss

>>9966357
>When you felt that kiss, the unsaid words on your tongue returned to your mind
>But still, you had no idea what they were
>Vaguely, you hoped learning draconic would help you puzzle them out
>But even as you slowly learn to converse with her in the hissing, powerful language of dragons (rambling about the cave, the piles of gold, and the tastes of food with her in broken bursts of the language), the words still elude you
>Not that you're worried, though
>Being with Eva makes you happy, you know that much
>And for now, that's all you need

>Eventually, though, your stores of food start to run out
>Eva only has so much fruit, and she needs to go find new sources of food to keep the both of you healthy
>And so she takes you hunting
>Not at first, of course; you have to practically beg her to go along
>When you first witness her hunting, the sight simply astounds you
>There's pretty much nothing more terrifying, or beautiful, than a dragon taking wing
>She soars through the air like a beam of sunlight, striking down towards cattle, sheep, or horses with swift, unstoppable precision
>You beg her to teach you to hunt

>And soon she caves in
>Obviously, you can't hunt like she does
>But she allows you to dig through her endless hordes of treasure until you've found a simple sword and dagger that fit your small size
>And from there, everything is theoretical lessons that you're left to practice on your own
>Under her supervision, you stalk the forests surrounding her cave, searching for food
>For a while, you're absolutely terrible
>Your first attempt to kill a sheep ends with you tripping on a root and ending up face-down in the dirt
>Eva laughs at that for a long time
>It's weird; when dragons laugh *really* hard, they end up acting like giant cats, rolling around in place and kicking their legs in the air
>Watching Eva howl in laughter at your expense is more than a little strange, but you still can't help but smile at the sight

>>9966485

>But even though she laughs at you, she never stops teaching
>Every wrong move you make, she has an answer for
>"Keep your frame low, little one. There's no speed in hunting. Only patience, and precision."
>And so you learn
>Your first kill brings another dragon-kiss, and the two of you eat a long, proud meal after that
>Those unspoken words still linger on your tongue

>As much as you can, you continue training with the sword
>Obviously Eva isn't much use as a sparring partner, but she's apparently read enough on swordsmanship to make even a blade master look foolish
>So she coaches you through drills after lunch, watching patiently and correcting your movements as you stumble through long and deadly dances
>After many long, hard months, you start to improve here as well

>Studying with her is never easy; she's a demanding teacher, never allowing you to slow down or plateau
>Everything you achieve just means a harder challenge is coming
>But when you succeed, she never fails to show how proud she is
>Whether is be a kiss, or a simple joyous flap of her wings, Eva is always cheering you on
>And yet those illusive words just don't seem to want to make themselves known

>Two years of life with her pass in a blur of hard work and bright, warm happiness
>Each day is a long string of hunting, training, and lessons, and they all leave you completely exhausted
>But when you're done, you allowed to collapse, exhausted, into Eva's claws, and to fall asleep cradled against her chest

>>9966697

>Of course, eventually, you stop wanting to be held
>Once you hit thirteen, the idea of sleeping with her starts to feel... uncouth, in an awkward way your pubescent mind can't really put into words
>So you start sleeping alone
>Eva looks sad, at first, but she doesn't complain
>You continue to train, though you spend more of your time on your own
>It's not that you resent Eva, far from it
>But you feel this overpowering need to be off on your own
>And so you start sneaking into nearby villages, and picking fights with the local kids
>Sure, you get your ass handed to you once in a while
>But they're raised on farms, and you were raised by a dragon
>Soon you're beating them without much of a challenge, and you start to get cocky

>You throw yourself into fights for no reason at all, relishing the the thrill of victory
>Until on a certain rainy night, you find yourself facing down a group of dragon hunters
>Huge men in gilded armor, they beat you senseless, tearing your sword from your hands and raining armored blows on your back
>"We know you've seen the wyrm, kid. Where is she?"
>Under those horrible blows, it's all you can do not to tell them
>Eventually they toss you aside, furious, and storm away
>You never told them where Eva lives, even though half your face is ruined

>>9966773

>She freaked out when you came home, though
>Started threatening to raze villages to the ground until she found the fiends who hurt "her baby"
>Damn, it was weird being called that
>So you learned to fight back, but for real this time
>No more boyish boasting, you learned to actually defend yourself
>And the next time some part of idiot low-skill adventurers came knocking to mess with Eva, you were the first, and last, thing they saw
>Slowly, your skill continued to grow

>You're sixteen now
>Fighting and hunting have become a natural part of your life
>And Eva is slowly running out of things to teach you
>Conversing with her in draconic has become easier than speaking your native common-tongue
>She's proud of you, you can tell
>And that fact fills you with more happiness than you've ever really known
>But, there's a tinge of sadness in it too
>Because you need to leave soon
>You can feel it, and Eva can feel it too
>Late at night, when you go off to sleep by yourself, you can see her watching you, her gorgeous golden eyes glowing with pride, but also slightly distant, slightly downcast...
>You were raised to be a knight errant, after all
>There's a wide world you've itched to explore since you could barely walk, and you can't live here with her forever
>Her training has trimmed you into a real warrior; you're far from being the most cunning or powerful, but you understand yourself now
>And so you know that, soon, you'll have to leave

>>9944382
>female
gross

>>9967054

>Eventually, word reaches you of an expedition to reclaim the Fallen Ark, a relic of the gods that long-ago passed into the hands of fell creatures
>It's a noble quest, a crusade truly worthy as your first foray into the world of knights
>And so you enlist to join them
>When you tell Eva, she smiles
>"I knew this day would come, little one."
"Indeed. You... you understand why I'm doing this, right?"
>The draconic words come easily to you know
>"I do. You've been more valuable to me than any treasure I've owned. But I know I can't keep you."
>She settles down across her nest of treasure, nuzzling her snout against your cheek
>"You've made me so proud, little human."
"Thank you."
>You circle your arms around her neck to hug her
"I..."
>Those strange words still linger on your tongue
"Before I go, I'd like to know... why? Six years ago, you took me in. You've shown me so much kindness. I just don't understand why."
>Eva sighs, a tinge of sadness creeping into her smile
>"I don't fully understand either. You were lonely, adorable, and afraid. You... you made me feel something I hadn't felt in a long time."
"And what was that?"
>Eva pauses for a moment, and it occurs to you that she may have her very own set of words she can't seem to be able to speak
>"I'm not sure. But I knew that, if I took you in... it would make me happy. Far happier than stealing barrels of wine from traveling merchants, or hoarding treasure in these halls. I looked at you, and I saw... I saw someone who really needed me. And that made me feel..."
>She puzzles over that
>"It made me feel very good about myself, in a way I do think dragons are seldom meant to feel."

More tomorrow.

>>9967084
faggot get ye gone

>>9967346
every knight deserves the embrace of a big strong dragon husband

>>9964331
>horse/dog cock on a dino
fascinating

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>>9944382
You should add Ryukyu to the list from Boku no Hero Academia.

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>>9967154
good shit mang

>>9944382
>all these idiots rolling
Claiming Spirit Dragon.

>>9967154
How much do you bet that Eva has the treasure they will be looking for and he has to murder her?

>>9967154
bump for this

>>9944382
roll

>>9941744
Cuck Knight

>>9944382
Rollan I guess.

>>9944382
rolio

>>9969404
Hah, He'd just have to ask for it and she'd give it to him.
Wonder how THAT encounter would go?
They would surely think he must be a mighty knight, To have a dragon at his call.

>>9948805
NEET princess who permanently turns into a dragon if she does normie things.

>>9972409
That sounds kinda neat, any chance of continuation?

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>>9947573
Buck up anon, that "cat with wings" turns into something much hotter.

>>9952053
Your opinion is shit

>>9972184
>Hah, He'd just have to ask for it and she'd give it to him
I am not so sure about it depending on what it is. If her magic only works when she is nearby it or if it is the secret of her age it might kill her if she gives it to him. I really hope it does not develops this way and that they see each other under better circumstances.

>>9944382
ehh i'll roll

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Dwarf tho

>>9973470
Prove me wrong. Every single time there is a shapeshifting dragon in anything, it always causes the dragon aspect of the character to either be forgotten, or to take a backseat. It's the dragon equivalent of having sparkling vampires.

>>9968560
wife

>>9974881
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid proves you wrong.

>>9974881
This guy is right.

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>>9975497
>Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
That's actually a prime example of what he's saying. The quetzalcoatl not-dragon gal is just a big boob milf that never actually shows her dragon form.

Also people who like Kanna are cancerous weebs.

>>9954414
Titty dragons that walk on all fours are muh fetish but damn what a butter face

>>9975666
>Tohru has a dragon tail and horns in her female form.

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>>9975889
>a horns and a tail are what make a dragon
>an anime girl with horns and tail is the same thing as >>9975666

Holy shit, go back to monstergirl threads you fucking PLEBIAN.

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>>9975666
well satan, she does in the opening theme but she looks nothing like a traditional quetzlcoatl which are described almost universally as multicolored sky serpents.

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>>9969404
Please no

Can dragons and humans have children?

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>>9977686
i can answer that, and more.

>>9944382
wait is meatlug a she?

>>9977980
>dragon can breed with literally anything

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>>9977980
>dragons were literally made for breeding

>>9978154
Meatlug is a girl in the movie and the book. (Also she was called Horrowcow)

Actually, one I should add is Snotlout's dragon. The red traditional one (book only) was a girl and totally bullied Toothless in it.

>>9977980
>dragons with humans: yes
fuck yes
>kobolds/lizardfolk with humans: no
Fuck

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>>9944382

Needs Intet the Dreamer and other dragons from MtG.

>>9979107
You can still sex them, but there won't be any kids.

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>>9977980
>>9979107
this list is stupid

fixed it

>>9944382
lets do this

>>9979107

You kidding? No risk of pregnancy and all the wild sex you could want is such a boon. 'I'll never understand the pregnancy fetish some people have.

>>9944382
Roll

>>9979843

You don't have a think for knocking up a girl, being panicked at the thoughts of fatherhood, but when you hold that baby for the first time know that you're meant for this, and having a happy life as a dad with four or five kids and a loyal loving wife? And in your Twilight years you'll have a huge gaggle of grandkids and even some great grandkids, and all your children have done well for themselves and are happy?

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>>9979974
Absolutely disgusting.

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>>9944382
Roll

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>>9980278
fuck me

>>9944382
Roll

>>9944382
yeah sure

>>9944382
Whatcha got for me

>>9978760
Those books are absolutely fantastic. I wish they'd portrayed Fishlegs the same way in the movie as he is in the books.
Damn nice children's books, those. Underrated, too

>>9944382
Roll

>>9942478
great for bonus with throwing weapons and for trap making/disarming. they also get pack bonuses when you group them up.

>>9981740
I agree. The first movie had a huge plothole that Hiccup had no friends because he was a geeky loser, yet Fishlegs is an even bigger geeky loser.

Like, he never antagonizes Hiccup and -clearly- doesn't fit in with other kids yet he's not friends with Hiccup nor does anyone point it out. Like, who else but Hiccup would hang out with him? (They don't seem particularily aquainted even afterwards)

I can't say I liked how the 2nd movie killed off the dad either just to replace him with mom, and the villian isn't anywhere near as interesting as Alvin the Treacherous was. (Not even the TV show's version of Alvin)

>>9952053
This.

>>9974881
The only exception I know is Nora from Twokinds.

>>9975497
>kemonomimi bullshit
No.

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>>9967154
pls no sad end

>>9980199
Literally the words of a broken human being with no value.

>>9944382

>Black Diablos
>literally a wyvern
>not Kushie Dushie or Shaggy Maggy

>>9983432
Wanting to be nothing but a baby making drone is indeed the mark of a broken human with no goals in life.

>>9983432
Or maybe I don't want to be stuck with some disgusting shit machines that like to screech in the middle of the night for reasons known only to them, little monsters that smash and shred every thing they get their hands on, which if they had it there way, would be literally everything.

I've lived with my nephews all two years of their lives, babysitting pretty frequently, and I can tell you this shit is not for me.

>>9983927
>>9984315
Biological dead ends.

Literally broken.

>>9944382
Roll

>>9984985
On a geological timescale pretty much everything is a biological dead end. This 'biological imperative' bullshit is ascribing a purpose to your existence that doesn't exist.

>>9985122
you exist to continue your species

thats why you come equipped with the organs necessary to continue your line you faggot

>>9986010
>having no goals at all whatsoever
>ME BREED THEN DIE HURRR

brainlets i swear

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>these losers wouldn't breed a perfect dragoness
Sad!

>>9986117
>wanting a mate and having children means no goals
Nigga I have a brother that makes a quarter of a million a year and travels the country every fucking month and has three kids.

Having a family ≠ No goals

>>9983473
I think those three from Monster Hunter are included because they are always female.

>>9986010
>you exist to ingest food and shit it out

>thats why you come equipped with the organs necessary to take sick dumps faggot

>>9986287
Nice non-argument and false equivalency tho, really activated my almonds.

>>9986010
You don't exist for a reason. If you want to pretend your cosmic purpose for existing is to spread your seed then that's fine, but you're basically anthropomorphizing the universe by acting like it has some goal for you and that goal happens to be breeding.

>>9986336
Your reasoning had no basis and was inherently absurd. Unless you can clarify, it's hardly even a false equivalency.

>>9986421
>You don't exist for a reason.
False. You exist to reproduce. All biological life has the exact same function and reason for existing.

>>9986431
Then prove it, faggot, or what you're preaching is literally just a religion.

>>9986431
All biological life also produces waste so I propose that the reason for biological life is to take hot shits. Prove me wrong.

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>>9986441
>>9986461
Wew. I don't know whether to classify this is misanthropy or retardation.

Am I being trolled?

>>9986518
Can you prove your purpose isn't to take dumps tho?

Also I hardly see what's misanthropic about saying life has no inherent purpose.

>>9944382
Rollin for saffira LETS GO

>>9944382
end me

>>9986518
Retardation.
>expecting anything more from a brainlet

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Man I sure love talking about lewd dragons and not about philosophical debates centered around biology and meaning.

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>>9987357
u-unf

dragon girls are made for cumming inside

>>9987357
Man, that pose on the left is always amazingly hot, I agree with the knight in that picture. Love it when porn has girls showing off and knowing they're sexy.

>>9987357
>giant on the left
>human size in the right

huh

>>9989900
>Not having a size changing dragon waifu to get both experiences

Big butt rathian sluts. I need that image.

>>9989900
It's magic I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>9979974
theres never been a time in my life where there wasnt a baby screaming right outside my door, so no, thats not my fetish.

>>9986010
not those anons, but didnt we have this argument before? existing for the purpose of existing isnt real purpose. in the grand scheme of the universe and even just right on earth nothing changes if the human race dies out, or if it doesnt.

you exist to live and have experiences, and then die. you also exist to make choices. if you absolutely had to make certain choices then it wouldnt be choice and you wouldnt be living, youd simply be existing.

>>9990744
oh baby

>>9944382
Quite a nice list, makes me miss Cynder tho

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>>9944382
Might wanna add The Last Everlasting Dragon from Dark Souls

>>9991740
is that a female?

>>9944382
Gimme something hawt

>>9944382
let's go

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>>9977686
>>9977980
>>9978264

>>9944382
K

>>9993979
Fuck yes.

>>9991903
Supposedly either genderless or female.
A lot of people think it's female as it supposedly is a bonfire keeper, and keepers are referred to as all female.

>>9944382
gibe

>>9991903
Not a female nor a male, neither alive nor dead. It just... exists.

>>9944382
How does this work?

>>9944382
lol roll

>>9944382
roll

>>9997650
despite all the smut, this pic always warms my heart

>>9994829
>>9991740
I will, thanks

>>9944382
Bring me dragon pussy

>>9944382
rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'

>>9944382
only know like three of the dragons on here lmao rolling

>>9944382
rollin

>>10002572
literally who

>>9944382
Fuck it, I'll give it a shot.

>>9944382
*Sigh* fine I'll roll

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>>9944382
I don't even recognize most of the dragons on this list, is that bad?

stealth bump

>>9944382
nice even the dragon queen from Kairos is on here.

>>10003780
>anime monstergirl garbage
What are you doing here?

>>10006434
All are welcome here, A'non. So long as their content pertains to dragons and knights in some fashion.

>>10006456
But that thing's not even a dragon. It's just some cosplayer.

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>>10006492
It's draconic. So I see no problem.
Also meant to post this, but recaptcha borked and then i forgot to reattach.

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>>9986459
It may look like her cloaca is spread cause she wants to breed but it actuality it's so she can use her alternate fire breath attack in case an enemy tries to sneak up on her from behind. Her foe wouldn't know what hit them.

>>10003780
my issue with this is that the scales are massive and chunky even before it turns into regular human skin

all i'm imagining is tugging the scales slightly and just little creases of flesh where skin and sweat and crumbs and dirt build up and getting weird human skin/dragon scale smegma.

>>9998165
It's not a roll, people are just using it as one.

>>9944382
sure

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>>9944382
roll

>>10006542
Now there's a sexy dragoness.

I want her to sit her fatass on me and fuck her belly. More like this?

>>9944382
Rollin

>>10006760
>Red Mage
...What do you think her, um, "White Wind" healing spell is like?

>>9997650
Not trying to dis, but how old is this?

>>10009397
a fucking smelly fart

>>10009683
it's probably from the late 90's or early aughts, I think that's when chris sawyer was most active

>>9944382
derail FeelsGoodMan

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>>9944382
Rollin'

>>9944382
>Sister(s)
>neither can take a hot load in the mouth
worst girls desu

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>>10011937
True.

>>9944382
It should be "list of female dragons in popular fiction" because obviously dragons are fictional by nature

>>9944382
Rollan

>>9944382
Roll o

>>9944382
Anon: The Master of (You)s

>>9944382
That's a lot of replies

>>10012121
you shut your whore mouth

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The classic

>>9944382
reoll

>>9944382
rollo

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>>9944382
I'm gonna hope for Latias, but anything's fine.

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>>9986459
I would love to ride that [spoiler]into battle[/spoiler] for the sole purpose of [spoiler]reclaiming the holy land[/spoiler]

>>10018345
Shit I fucked up the format

>>9967154
"Well, even if we don't know the reason, I'll always be grateful for these years we spent together."
>A quizzical look crosses Eva's face
>"You're talking as if you don't plan to come back."
"I do. But I can't promise I'll make it."
>"Ha. Oh, little one, you know so little of dragons, even after all this time."
"I do?"
>You sit down across from her, and Eva curls her massive golden body in a circle around you, ending with her head on your lap
"I guess I have time for one more lesson, then."
>"I hope you will have time for many more lessons. You see..."
>A slightly somber tone enters Eva's voice
>"...we dragons are ancient creatures. When we part, we always leave with an implicit promise to see each other again. That promise, of course... isn't always kept. Sometimes it can't be, other times one of the members simply chooses not to uphold it."
>Eva's eyes flick towards the entrance to her cave, and a slow, dark coil of smoke curls out from between her nostrils
>"But still, the promise is made. Because a promise is more than a simple guarantee. It's a bond of trust."
>Her eyes turn upwards towards you, and for a moment you feel as if your body is bathed in golden light
>"Do you trust me, little one?"
"I do."
>"And I, you. So even if you may not return, promise me you will."
>You place a hand on the ridge between her eyes, feeling the warmth of her scales beneath your palm
"I'll return. Victorious or not, with honor or without it, I'll return."
>A sad smile spreads across Eva's face
>"And I will hold you to that."
>She lifts her head and nuzzles her snout against your cheek
>"And I'll be waiting for you. I hope I see you soon, little one."

>>10018568
>She gave you one final kiss on your brow before you left, and her tail curled around your wrist in a show of support
>When it left, though, a small medallion was left clutched in your hand
>It was simple; just a single one of her scales hanging from a silver chain

>Outside, the day has progressed into high afternoon, and a shimmering sun greets you as you step over the the threshold
>As with all truly difficult goodbyes, the first few days after leaving Eva are almost too easy
>But then the sorrow starts to creep in
>You keep the scale always around your neck, letting it hang against your chest
>Day and night, it rests above your heart
>And no matter how you get on cold nights in the forest, it always seems to stay warm

Pausing here for a bit. Will have a larger update out either tonight or tomorrow.

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>>10018690
holy fuck anon
I don't know if my heart can handle these feels

>>10018345
Deus vult

>>9944382
Well everyone else already spammed this thread.

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>>10018690
pretty good

>>10018345
DEUS VULT

>>10018690
Can't wait for the next update.

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>>9944382
Hoping for the best.

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No dying, not yet

>>9944382
rawl

>>9944382
I-I'm new to dragons, go easy on me...!

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>>10018568
Im not crying, you're crying

>>9944382
Rollz

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tfw no dragon gf

>>10024013
>you will never larp with your dragonfu

>>9944382
I feel like you can't win this roll

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>>10024013

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>>9944382
rolling

>>9944382
roll

>>9944382
Roll

>>10026509
Source.

>>10027045
Fuzzychicken

>>9944382
pls not underage

>>10028161
>google
>character has cancer

POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>>10028178
>Had to google Anna
Go play awsw right now you disgusting heretic.

>Not curing Anna's cancer with your dick

>>10028367